Dad: If I hear Luther whining about your mysterious absence one more time, I will be demanding a pound of your flesh.

Luther: See above, and please stop trying to sex up Azazer. His relationship with Aimee is going badly enough, thankyouverymuch. Have a good time on your vacation, too.

Fayt: I hadn't had sex for a very long time. I'm sorry.

Lias: Sorry for raping you and getting your kid pregnant. But, to be fair, he was willing.

Faytnoa: Sex = good, babies = bad.

Azazer: Aimee was only confessing to things he did a very long time ago. Since then he has repeatedly told you he loves you. Your logic fails at life.

Aimee: Don't confess to having casual sex in a place where your significant other can see/hear.

Fate: Stop talking about Lucifer's genitalia in public.

Lucifer: Now that Fate's all over you, start giving more of a damn about the people on this ship.

Maria: Too bad about the whole you-related-to-Fayt thing.

Biwig: If I see you spam again, I'm going to cut off five of your tentacles. Actually, the thought of that makes me incredibly sick. Just die.

Inquisitor: No, the baby did not have any mutations. Shut up.

Mom: I really didn't want to imagine you being bisexual. But... on this ship?!

Everyone I had sex with: Sorry. Especially to Chi.