...

Ugh. As if one childhood wasn't traumatizing enough... My head feels strange.

PS. Thanks, Lias. It seems your cure worked well enough afterall. But.. Would you mind if I kept the piece of Orichalcum? I rather like the color.

-Just happens to be fully grown again, and is running around frantically, flailing and yelling about-

What's happened??!!1//! WHAT'S HAPPENED?! I'M SO CONFUSED! WAAAHHHH!!/!1///

(OOC: Holy fucking shit I came back O_o)

......-shoves Lieber into a wall- >>

*gives Lorelai a Fresh Sage*

ANY AND ALL DEAD PEOPLE SPEAK NOW, PLEASE. IF NOT, KEEP QUIET. THANK YOU.

-braves punishment and sneaks completely out of Mackwell's room-

Um.. Cecili?! Or anyone compitent enough? We need help over by the hallway there... That girl said someone's dead.

*walks in and sees Lorelai lying on the floor* Miss Lorelai? Are you sleeping? *pokes* Miss Lorelai?

.......

What are you doing in the middle of the floor? Sorry, sweetie, but you'll have to sleep elsewhere. You're in the way, for Apris's sake! ...Lorelai? It's your mother calling.

.......

>=( I know you can hear me! Stop this now, young lady! What is wrong with you? *tries to pick her up, but can only hold her head; checks pulse anyway* L-Lorelai?! You're not breathing...no...oh my god, this is NOT HAPPENING! *hugs her tightly while starting to cry* NO! NO! NO! OH FUCKING HELL SHIT GODDAMN NO! Goddamnit, you can't do this to me...not while I'm still alive... *sobs into Lorelai's body*

{{OOC: I suck at death scenes. ^^;; Just for the record, Eliza's still in her child form. The grown-up brain suddenly came back, probably triggered by maternal instincts (this arc had to reach the turning point somehow @__@).

It's bad enough everyone has disappeared again, but I still don't know if certain people are still kids. Now I know how Mirage feels...

guys, I found a new invention, its a drop dead XD One gulp n you'll be in heaven!*dance around*

I TURN MY BACK FOR A FEW MOMENTS AND THIS HAPPENS?! YOU'RE ALL CONFINED TO A CORNER IN THE LOBBY AND YOU'RE GONNA STAY THERE UNTIL WE FIND A WAY TO REVERSE THIS. ANYONE WHO TRIES TO MOVE AWAY GETS WHIPPED WITH CHAINS.

..... D=< *points to Eliza* ANDYOU'REABADINFLUENCEFORMAKINGMETHREATENABUNCHOFKIDSLIKETHAT!

LIAS. AZAZER. MACKWELL. OUT OF MACKWELL'S ROOM. NOW.

FATE TIED ME UP AND FORCED ME TO ASK AZAZER TO KILL FAYT.

Cecili! That is no way to punish a child, especially one that is not your own. Anything you do now will make them even more screwed up than they were before this entire fiasco.

Now, a stick that doesn't leave scars is okay.

MY DEAREST LITTLE MOSNTERS, AZAZER AND LIAS HAVE TAKEN REFUGE SOMEWHERE IN THIS SHIP IN A VAIN ATTEMPT TO HIDE FROM THEIR PUNISHMENT. IF YOU FIND THEM, IT WOULD BE IN YOUR BEST INTEREST TO TELL ON THEM, BECAUSE THEY ARE IN A GREAT DEAL OF TROUBLE. IF YOU DO NOT, I WILL SEE TO IT THAT MR. LEATHER-BELT MAKES FRIENDS WITH NOT ONLY THEM, BUT YOU AS WELL.

AM I CLEAR? AND YOUR PUNISHMENT SHALL BE TWOFOLD IF I FIND OUT THAT YOU ARE ASSISTING THEM IN HIDING.

YOU CAN RUN, YOU LITTLE BRATS, BUT YOU CANNOT HIDE. I WILL FIND YOU.

I DEMAND TO KNOW WHICH ONE OF YOU LITTLE WRETCHES ARE RESPONSIBLE FOR FAYT'S TRAUMA-INDUCED LACK OF VOCABULARY.

RIGHT NOW. OR I WILL TAKE DRASTIC ACTION.

*runs out of the basement, carrying Fayt under her arm and looking completely frazzled* CHI! CHI! WHERE ARE YOU?

Um...I'm bored.

Alright, children. I seem to have everything squared away neatly.

Now, is there anything you little darlings might need? A nap, crayons, anything of that nature? I will do what I can to take care of you.

And Lucy-Wucy? I'm sorry I have been busy with the other children. Are you alright?

((OOC: *prays for teh not-booted-yet-ness* :D Sorry for my lack of activity. I blame my brain being eaten by various IRL things. That, and an anime convention. Anyway. Yeah. If I haven't been booted yet...I'll post more. :D ))

...

...

*stumbles out of its room*

Ugh. Tha's it, I'm goin' ta' A.A. immedia-

...

...Okay, what the crap happened here? I get the feelin' something bad happened...

...

-very, very discreetly shoves Fayt into the monster's cage-

Alchemy rule number two: When you see Lord Ansala, RUN FOR IT.

...Where is everyone?

CECILI. CELIIII~!

Alright, everyone stay close and stay behind me. Run off while we're in the basement and your butt will be in big trouble. Let's go.

*reaches basement door and easily gets through the security stuff* Remember what I said. *leads everyone down*

EDIT A WHILE LATER: Wow, the basement is a little deeper than I expected. You can barely see the light from the door. None of you would have a flashlight or something on you, would you?

FAAAAAAAYYYYT! MIRAAAAAAAAGE! COME WITH ME AND THE OTHERS TO THE BASEMENT! PLEEEEEEEAAASE? COME OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-- *sound of microphone squeaking and Lorelai's voice lecturing her about shouting through a microphone* LEMME GO, FREAKY LADY! *THUMP* LEGGOLEGGOLEGGOLEGGO-- *sound of intercom turning off*

 

EDIT ANNOUNCEMENT BY LORELAI: If anybody wants to come with us to see the monster in the basement, get your butts over to the lobby NOW. Otherwise you're never going to see it in your whole entire lives.

...

HJHJKGHJKBHJK

THVTCYGFBHRTGNGNNNBGYHN

OW.

MY HEAD.

MY DAD IS SO GOING TO KILL YOU, INQUIY, YOU LAMER POO-BUM.

FAYT'S STILL GETTING KILLED, TOO.

Alchemy rule number one: Never ever drink the chemicals!

Got it? Good.

ALRIGHT YOU LITTLE MONSTERS CHILDREN! WHOEVER WANTS TO GO INTO THE BASEMENT, LINE UP IN FRONT OF ME.

My dad's totally going to kill you.

For real.

Tattle on that, whiny-poo-pants.

EDIT: -knocked out-

-goes to her room and drinks a cup of water-

...Mommy?

-walks around and starts playing around with a couple of guns she found-

CECILI, THAT LADY SAID THE H-WORD.

ALBEL SAID THE F-WORD BUT I ALREADY TOLD ON HIM.

MIRAGE AND ELIZA ARE DOING SOMETHING BAD BUT I DON'T KNOW WHAT.

MACKWELL CALLED ME A MAMA'S-BOY.

LUTHER'S BEING GAY.

AZAZER AND THE OTHERS ARE GONNA GO INTO THAT BASEMENT AND LOOK AT THE MONSTER WHEN YOU TOLD THEM NOT TO.

YOU SHOULD GO PUNISH THEM. CAUSE THEY'RE BAD.

...Does anyone have a super-soaker I can use?

-looks to make sure Cecili is occupied with Lucifer- ...

I'm going try to go down into the basement to get a look at whatever that caged creature is. Does anyone else wish to come?

...

You're all gay.

Celi! Celi!

LISTEN UP, YOU WRETCHED LITTLE DARLINGS.

You are not to go through anyone's drawers.

You are not to shoot, main, strangle, punch, kick, forcefully grab, slap, or harm the other children in any way, shape, or form.

Do not touch any computers you see for you may kill us all and that would not be very pleasant.

Do not set anything on fire whether it be combustable or not.

Do not eat or sniff any foreign substances you may find.

Do not play with the large monster in that cage in the basement.

And furthermore, JUST DO WHAT I SAY AND SIT IN THE LIVINGROOM QUIETLY, BLAST.

That is all.

You are all severely immature.

-curls up somewhere and studies-

Mi-Miss Louise? Sir Adray?

Wh--Where am I? ;_;

-sits quietly- ...

-comes back from bathing-

I...ah...-hiccups-...w-what h-happend? ;_;

Um... Where am I? I dunno what's going on but...

SOMEBODY BETTER TELL ME BEFORE I KILL YOU ALL TELL MY MOMMY ON YOU GUYS.

-shoots things with a water gun-

-has been drinking the water-

Mommy? Why don't my drawers have any clothes in them?

-drinks milk, not water-

Mother?

...

Mother, why is there a large pink quadruped in my room?

MIRAGE~! C'mere!

... Mom? Dad? ... Sophia?

WHAT IN BLAZES IS GOING ON HERE?!

ALBEL CURSED.

ALBEL SAID THE F-WORD.

Hi! I'm Inquiy. I'm gonna be an Inqueeseetah one day. :D