If you haven’t been fortunate enough to undergo corporate training about security, then you’ve missed the opportunity to be bombarded with outdated lessons about archaic technology and methodology. But aside from the irrelevant points about using Web Scarab on that hip new browser Firefox, you also haven’t been exposed to the plethora of ridiculous imagery that is supposed to illustrate the darker corners of the Internet. It’s comparable to images of the 1920s, where all bank robbers wore eye masks made from black cloth and carried money in bags with a huge dollar sign printed on the side.

But, thankfully, I’m not alone! Somebody has finally decided to do something about it. To that I say: huzzah! I wish them the best of luck.