The Johannesburg Museum of Superheroes and Supervillains was a complex of imposing structures, and the Mystic building was perhaps the most imposing of them all. The sun beat down on it, and the building cast a long shadow. At the front there was a small stream of water floating in the air. You couldn’t tell […]

The Galactic Kill Squad got into the private jet. It was surprisingly shitty, as far as private jets were concerned: had yellow shag carpet that clearly hadn’t been replaced. There were wine stains, puke stains, and stains that no one was willing to think about. It had the really cool spacious seating you always see […]

“How did he find out about our plan?” Ice Queen asked. “He did,” Jennifer said. “And how do you know he did?” “I know,” Jennifer said. “The point is, you’re not going to be able to rely on the resources of Metahuman Affairs, as I’d hoped. That means we’re going to have to get a […]

The second Anne got in the bus, she realized she had to play a cold and calculating game: that of trying to decide where the fuck she would sit on the school bus. It wasn’t a game she’d had to play in a long time, but she instantly recognized the sinking feeling in her stomach. […]

Anne sat at the bus stop, like a fucking nerd. She played some Candy Crush on her phone, which was sort of fun she guessed. But she felt very self conscious of the fact that she was sitting at a bus at four in the morning. Because honestly: who does that? Every once in awhile […]

Jennifer, Dyson, Caine, Vanisher, and Ice Queen all rode in a school bus. Dyson sat near the front while Jennifer stood, watching the bus driver and making sure his every turn was proper. Vanisher sat in the middle of the bus, one row in front of Caine. That made her nervous, but she knew very […]

Anne loved the shit out of the internet. She had a lot of questions, and the internet was there to provide the answers. The most important issue was the nanobots Jennifer was using to keep Galactic Kill Squad in line. And so, after spending two hours reading some Scully fanfics, looking at pictures of cats […]

Galactic Kill Squad was fucked. Jennifer had been pretty sure of this the moment Galactic Man walked through her door. His arrival had meant he knew something about her plans, which meant that Galactic Kill Squad had lost the element of surprise. There was still an aura of mystery surrounding the team, thankfully — he […]