loverly

i was about to post so someone would so something explosive. then gareth left, britney and marshall broke up, and marshall and willa had sex. i'm so lost.

nick carter is dating maggie icantspellhername! how did that happen?

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hmm drunken drive-thru wedding.

loverly

happy birthday j_law stay gay :-*

loverly

you know, i think it's so cute when non-british people uses words like "mates" (i.e. "It's so nice to see you mates!"; "I'm going to check my mates page now!"), "love" (i.e. "Hello, love."; "It's nice to meet you, love."; "How are you, love?"; "Thank you, love.") and "daft".

did i say cute? i meant annoying in non-amusing way. nobody says "love" that often. unless you're jamie oliver. but even jamie oliver uses variations such as "darling", "sweetheart", and "my love". in fact, that is why i love him so. plus he's jamie oliver, he can get away with everything including forgetting how many children he has.

this entry is too cynical. so i will add this paragraph. i LOVE the osbournes. it all started when kelly_o started dating r_marcato. it didn't start anything really except i just want to mention the cute adoptee. seriously, it started when aimee wrote an entry about the mirror article. the family was not really happy and sided with kelly since aimee wrote it on ozzy's birthday. aimee went nuts and marry a guy who jack thinks is his best mate (see how cleverly i inserted that word?) but the guy with silly last name doesn't think so. ozzy and sharon tried to make aimee come back to la and annul the marriage. i don't know how that turn out. kelly however, was amused with the whole thing and gave the newlyweds toaster. the latest news, ozzy broke his neck so sharon demanded for the family to come home to mother england. i don't know what's going on between jack and courtney love's babysitter will someone tell me?!

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my eyes are deceiving me. brian and nick broke up? oh my god. willa and nick are serenading each other it seems. that is cute but what happened to fred durst?

you know who should get journals instead of tommy hilfiger's daughter? trista, ryan, jai, kyan and the other three, whatever their names are.

loverly

I'm reading s_m_gellar entries which reminded me that my second MBP anniversary was the 20th and I forgot all about it I'm going to cry. Boy, I suck so much back then. Was quite cute though. The new Ben scares me a little maybe because my US Weekly subscription is finally active I have been reading a lot of Bennifer stories. God that is the worst nickname ever.

Reese and Ryan had a son and named him Deacon. Ew. I miss ryan_phillippe. So, so much.

deadly_passion is like The Girl Who Loved Tom Gordon. Everyone thinks it's great but it just makes me sleepy and a bit dizzy. Doh. Yes I am that shallow let's talk about Buffy!

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people often said, "this is a role playing game." but sometimes they forgot that it's a role playing game. get it? we've got a will young who mix ic and ooc comments and uses the word dumbass and complain about fish and chips. i never liked those american idol kids. ok, except clayjustinkelly. as for their lj versions, the only one i can tolerate is kelly's. damn that simon for wanting more money to buy tight shirts. poor gaz. i, of course, made a nuisance of myself there. one jersey wood left, a million more emerge.

it sucks, you know. whenever i check my friends page now, all i can see are welcome_wagon posts. i feel like the cop in lethal weapon 4, where he looked out of the window and all he sees are these unrecognisable faces. there's only so much "add me pls lolz" i can take. don't get me wrong. i'm all for newbies, as long as they don't suck. like jordan_ i like her. the world really is going mad when i've found myself saying that i like jordan and hate will young in the same entry.

people, this is a community for a reason. please post here or i will seem like another desperate civilian wanting attention. which is although true, it does not make a very nice t-shirt logo.

tony_lucca left? what what what?

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bernal how could you who's going to do natalie now where is that charley speed

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Concerning this and adam_garcia's last post which since I'm writing this offline I can't find the link, I have to say that I. Don't. Care. I am here to make fun give useful critisms or however you spell it of your IC storylines. Personally, I don't care about it much either. I am more interested in watching my Buffy DVDs and keep convincing myself that if I watch it enough times Xander and Anya would get married and stupid Buffy wouldn't dump Spike :'( Why isn't RL SMG dead yet. Sex with Freddie should have killed her by now.

I love colin_farrell, I love drew_barrymore, I love deltoro, and the rest of you my fingers are tired I'm hungry.

I'm not going to say can't we all just get along and hand out chocolate chip cookies, because honestly I love the commotion. I might sound like a horrible person for saying this, but I love watching people fight IC or OOC when it doesn't involve me. It's a sickness, really. Like Enquirer readers and soap watchers. I knew watching The Bold and The Beautiful is going to poison my mind. Not Coby Dick, though. He's just plain annoying.

Love you all bye. And I mean it.

By the way, who ate Ben?

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First of all, is there really a question mark in the title of this song? Britney? This is a great song. I love Justin. I'd make this entire entry about Justin but that goes to my personal journal where everyone's used to my teeny rambling. *squeals* I feel like the old Michelle Williams.

I do not believe in Michael Douglas and Catherine Zeta Jones's eternal love. I do not believe that one can 'love' Michael Douglas's botoxed face. I don't think Michael Douglas is a great actor. He has a funny voice and even funnier chin dimples. Why do they seem so proud when the kids inherited it ew.

Don't get me wrong, I'm not one of those people who think that all celebrity couples are made up. I believe in Ben 'n Jen's Oscar PDA love, Madonna and Guy Ritchie's Kabbalah love, Britney and Marshall's.. I mean, woops. Then again, I also believed that Drew and Tom Green will go far. I think I watched the first Charlie's Angels too many times.

Those were my US Weekly influenced babbling. I'm not going to bitch because my Real Life is suddenly filled with fluffy bunnies and Buffy season six DVDs and images of boys having sex with each other during my sociology class. I'm just saying that some people should get over the 'oh, they're so perfect they're not going to break up that's such bull shit' Well guess what? I thought that too about Tom and Nicole. I still want to Penelope Cruz's head as an ornament in my garage.

SO. How is everyone? I see Matt and Ben are not getting back together. Adam and Jude got married, then Adam deleted. Cheer the fuck up, people. But Christina and Adrian make me happy. The my boy smoke Marlboro or something post is really really cute. That also means no threesome :'( Pilar is a lovely name, by the way, I love fake babies. I miss ryan_phillippe.

I used capitals! Yay me! Love you all bye.

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matt damon's latest post made me cry. i never cried over a celebrity journal before. not even when sean astin got cancer. or when smg's fictional kid disappeared. i need therapy.

loverly

this isn't right. that is wrong. what is wrong with newbies these days? if i promise to behave, would any one of you make a scene about it in must_be_pop?

here's a proof that i need to shut up and get some sleep.

el_luna
Gael?

OOC: Hey, I see you hardly post... there is someone that wants to play Gael and would post often, almost daily. So... what can we do? Cause I can't wait weeks till you reply again. It gets boring :( I'm sorry, I hope you don't get mad or anything. He will start playing and if you come back and can post pretty often, then he's willing to step back. Thanks!

loverly (that'll be me)
[you can't do that, you know. you can't force someone to give up their roles just for your own personal amusement. who died and made you hitler?]

el_luna
OOC: What? I'm not forcing him to leave his role! Who said I was? You don't have to come and yell at me. He can stay with his role, but I am role playing with somebody else that is willing to do so. It's a game you know. And what the fuck is up with the Hitler thing? Go fuck yourself.

loverly
[you're new, i presume. he was here first. he has a storyline. you want to rp with your friend, go join other gael-less rpg. yes, it's a game, but there are rules here.

Go fuck yourself.
unfortunately i'm not that flexible, thanks.]

el_luna
Wooo, I'm so scared! LMAO! Please don't hurt me *sobs* Shub your rules up your ass. No wait, you might like that.

loverly
[my ass is already quite busy but thanks for the offer.]

el_luna
Tssk!! Damn. Oh well *shrugs* Thanks for letting me know though.

ok, so the last two are uninformative. and the hitler thing is a bit much, i was going to type king of the world but it's too long and i'm lazy.

edit: i missed clay and ruben oprah for this dammit.

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no threesome then. you suck :-P

ok, i just want to show off my nifty new icon.