Persona Marathon Directory

Shin Megami Tensei: Persona (Remake – PSP) – Originally released September 20, 1996

St. Hermelin: “I promise, Miss Ooishi, my fluorescent pink plant is strictly medicinal.”
Hospital to Shrine: And behind Door #1: a brand new wall!!
St. Hermelin to SEBEC Building: Also, I like how we just start casually murdering human beings in this section.
St. Hermelin to Harem Queen’s Dugouts: I am Ultra-Boyfriend! Ask, and I shall appear!
Lost Forest to Deva Yuga: Drop a pyramid on them!
Lost Forest to Avidya World: Smoke gently rising from the back of the PSP.
Snow Queen Quest: Yes… the whole Snow Queen Quest.
Appendix – Voice Actors: Talk, talk talk.

Shin Megami Tensei: Persona 2 – Innocent Sin (Remake – PSP) – Originally released June 24, 1999

Seven Sisters High to Sumaru Prison: Is it weird to anyone else that the cast is hanging out in a former prison and virtually no one mentions it?
Seven Sisters High: Wiping out the #brand.
Seven Sisters High, con’t: Flussssssssssssssh.
Club Zodiac to Kasugayama High: Dancing zombies? Sorry, I used up all my Thriller jokes on FFVIII.
Mu Arcade to Aoba Park: The telephone game in action.
Smile Hirasaka to GOLD: Persona: Boogerman.
Aerospace Museum to Kuzunoha Detective Agency: Aerospace Museum to an Actual 4 Hour Lecture Delivered In Real Time At The Kuzunoha Detective Agency.
Mt. Iwato: Colossal Cave Persona.
“School of the Heart”: God knows MySpace helped us reach our ideal selves.
Mt. Katatsumuri to Caracol: And running around chasing these sidequests makes us the Jumping Losers.
Caracol to Alaya Shrine: “I would be a better person if I weren’t involved with Persona,” said a protagonist of the Persona series.
Zodiac Temples: Spread a rumour that my legendary gun also gives me free chocolate.
Silver River to Factory Waste Disposal: I think we can all agree that “You’re benign” was Nanjo’s best attempt at a burn.
“The Persona Thief”: Dr. Manhattan, I presume?
Xibalba: You can’t pronounce an Outer God’s name correctly unless you choke to death in the middle of it.

Persona 2: Eternal Punishment (Original Release – PS1) – Originally released June 29, 2000

Kismet Publishing to Seven Sisters High: All around me are familiar faces.
Seven Sisters High to Parabellum: Tatsuya is also using God Mode, All Guns and DK Mode.
Mt. Mifune to Sky Museum: Little did you know that Sisyphus’ mountain was forested.
Kismet Publishing to GOLD Gym: Ironically, now we’re Jokers for trying to kill Ulala.
Club Zodiac to Nanjo’s Penthouse: “First order of counter-conspiracy business: I move to ban Mark from all future meetings. He stole my doughnut and I will have vengeance.”
Sumaru TV: Not to be confused with Smash TV, although I’m sure we can agree that would have been far more entertaining.
Nanjo’s Story: So did Michel go through the sewer too, or…?
Smile Mall: BBS, give Maya your Idiot Ball trophy.
Aoba Park to Abandoned Factory: “Revenge,” he mused, in the middle of a career chosen and dedicated towards avenging his father’s false charges, “the most worthless of causes.”
Nichirinmaru to Undersea Ruins: I would have given the game a Julius award, but the man showed up three weeks late to the ceremony.
Mt. Iwato to Subway Tunnel: 🎵 Memories… like a colour out of space… 🎵
Torifune: Shine on, you crazy… metal evil versions of our friends.
Sumaru Castle to Monado Mandala: Teenage Mutant Turtle Mummy, Teenage Mutant Turtle Mummy!
Monado Mandala: My three poisons are arsenic, nightshade and cyanide. What, you wanted a metaphor?