The World I See in Shades of Grey

Title: How to Catch a Xander
Author: The Serpent Guardian
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Fandom: Buffy: the Vampire Slayer
Disclaimer: I don’t own the boys, Joss Whedon does. Would he ever come up with this?
Pairing: Spander (Spike/Xander)
Rating: PG-15 for smut references
Warnings: Fluffy and sweet.
Summary: Spike comes across Twinkie Lip Balm. Look out Xander!

Author’s Note: So, fydyan came up with this challenge (Twinkie Lip Balm Challenge) and there was only one response. After reading it, I figured what if Spike had found it first? Enjoy!

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Title: Tastes Like Blue (Ficlet)
Author: The Serpent Guardian
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Fandom: Buffy: the Vampire Slayer
Disclaimer: I don’t own the boys, Joss Whedon does. Think if I asked he’d give me Angelus?
Pairing: Spander (Spike/Xander)
Rating: PG-15
Warnings: You may never look at Sweetarts the same ever again.
Summary: It’s movie night, and Xander is eating Sweetarts. Spike doesn’t know if he wants Xander to never stop or if he wants to jump Xander.

Author’s Note: Back in April, I went to Six Flags with some friends. We were eating Sweetarts on the way up and naming the flavors. This resulted. I’ve been meaning to write this baby since. The muses finally cooperated. Enjoy!

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Okay, so I love Madden. I can't NOT love him, he's a dorky phychiatrist that Diana hallucinates as a rock star, that's great. Just great. But I started loving Gabriel too, shortly after the second part of the reprise of "I am the One" in the second act, because he's just got that smexy haunting voice that CUTS you. I had that song stuck in my head for weeks. Still do, actually. So I thought, why not combine the two?

... right, so maybe it wasn't such a good idea.


Series: Feeling Electric


Pairing: ...eventual Gabriel/Madden, but this is part in a series, so it's not there yet. And PLEASE, please don't let the pairing scare you like it scared me. I really do think this is developing into my FE OTP, really I do.


Spoilers: Eh... Gabriel's name, the fact that he's dead... well, these things are only spoilers if you've heard the show, and if you have, I really hope you've heard it all, the way through, otherwise you're missing out on a lot.


Warnings: the musings of a dead boy, really, in this part, not much else. The warnings come later, though, not really, I'm not gonna get your hopes up if they are.


Rating: Pg


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Series: Rent

Pairing: Gordon/Mark. That's right, you heard me. No, I didn't stutter. Gordon/Mark.

Spoilers: Go see the fucking movie, no better yet, go see the show, the movie doesn't have "Christmas Bells", which is totally the shit.

Warnings: Strange pairing. First of it's kind, as far as I know. *shrug* I tend to do that a lot. Not much language, but a little. SLASH. As though that's a big surprise when I'm writing it...

Rating: Pg-13

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Could you please write me a pretty one to the SemiSonic song Secret Smile to the anime/manga series, Ouran Host-School Host Club? As the title says, it is a Challenge to two pairing. One of your choice (Yuri, Het, Yaoi) and another you have to do for the crack pairing of Kyouya x Mori. The general rules are:
1. Know the series, it'll help ya know.
2. Keep the character IC.
3. Not wimp out by having a one-shot (or two-shot, different POV) shorter than the song lyrics itself.

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If you don't know the series but would like to do a song fic, comment me 'cause I have an original story fanfiction.

Okay, so I was really sad when no one was updating. Really sad. Because I had to sit through my brother's birthday and I feel I deserve SOMETHING for that. And what do I get? Nothing. So I punch out a terrible entry for Speedrent because I only had an hour before deadline but I REALLY liked the challenge so I had to try, goddammit, and I look and I look and I can't find any updates so I force myself to find the words to finish the second part. Not sure if I succeeded, but... Here. At least someone updated.


Series: RENT

Pairing: Mark/Roger

Spoilers: It's RENT, go see it. You'll love it, promise.

Warnings: SLASH. And my language. Weird present tense format, be careful.

Rating: Pg-13. And only that because of the language.

Part One: This Isn't

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Well I promised a lot of people I'd get to another RENT fic, and here we are, and for once I didn't break my promise. W00t! This is all thanks to _breathtaken for staying up with me at all times of the night and letting me spend an entire day talking to someone who loves RENT as much as I do. This is for giving Anthony Rapp's solo album and encouraging me to stick to good old MarkandRoger for my first real fanfiction. This is for timing me when I left the computer to clean the house. This is for not knowing the difference between bluegrass and modern country.
This is for everyone taking my sarcasm so well. I hope I don't disapoint.

Series: RENT

Pairing: Mark/Roger

Spoilers: It's RENT, go see it. You'll love it, promise.

Warnings: SLASH. And semi-sex scene. Not full-blown sex scene because I can't write those. Live with it. And my language. Weird present tense format, be careful.

Rating: soft R or hard Pg-13, depending on what you fancy, I guess.


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Alright, this is me. Obsessing over yet another fandom and not getting any homework done. This is really starting to become a bad habit of mine.

Series: RENT

Pairings: Hm, references to past Roger/April, Roger/Mimi, past Mark/Maureen, and Roger/Mark. You’ll understand when you read it.

Spoilers: What, has someone only seen like, half the show or something? How the hell could there be spoilers?

Warnings: Language. Definitely language. And lots and lots of sarcasm.

Rating: Pg-13. I figure, if the movie RENT can have a pg-13 rating with Mark’s little potty mouth, this is much the same.

Note: This is all in fun. As in, I’ve been reading a bit too much RENT fan fiction for my own good recently and must now pay for it. If any of the following sound eerily familiar, PLEASE understand that while an idea may be overused, this does not necessarily mean it’s MISused. Specially the angst. I’m an angst whore. I love you all.

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OMFG, I finally found it! The part of the bible which mentions homos! ^.^

I was hangin' out at Jazz & Java, like usually, and my friend Big Bird has this book called The Book Of Bible Answers, or something like that. Well, because it's my friends, we look up the stuff on gays. It tells where to find the scripture on gays. Romans 1:26-27.

Nothing about homosexuality being wrong! It says God created homosexuality to punish those who commited the sin of lust!

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Take that, Jesus Freaks!

This is the companion/continuation of Golden Perfection. I suggest reading that first, but it isn't necessary.

Title: Hidden Devotion
Author: The Serpent Guardian
Fandom: Anita Blake: Vampire Hunter
Disclaimer: I don’t own the boys, Laurell K. Hamilton does. I’m making no money, don’t sue.
Rating: PG
Warnings: Sap. Implied slash lemon. Though a lack of clothes isn’t even mentioned, let alone anything else.
Pairing: Jean Claude/Asher
Word Count: 100
Author’s Note: This is a companion to Golden Perfection. This should have been written quite a while ago, but I got distracted.

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