weekend

30-year-old female seeks unattached weekend for relaxation purposes. Said female would prefer a weekend that has no plans and is able to focus its attentions only on her. To apply, weekend must have at least two days to be considered, though three days is preferable. Weekends with four days will be given more consideration than other applicants. Weekend must have one day dedicated exclusively to being lazy, another to possibly doing something productive. Two lazy days will be given higher priority.