Brought about by too much Doctor Who and an English degree that I should probably be putting to better use. Tonight's homework procrastination, a Dalekian Sonnet! (Surprisingly in the form of Elizabethan, but meh.)

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TERESA:
I love you. I worry a little, but I love you ...

Possibly the stupidest fic I've ever written, barring that Hugo/Ellis one that was something like "Fuck you." "Okay." And they did. (I actually could quote it from memory, but let's not)

I'm not saying anything because you just have to read it yourself.

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***EDIT***

Now including comment-fic by rattyfleef!

Remember that Snakes on a Plane slash(esque) fic I mentioned in my previous post? Yeah, tomoyodaidouji and I actually went through with it. The hour was late and the madness strong **is watching Whose Line and can't stop laughing long enough to type** and so ... yeah. What else do you need to know, huh?

Title: Slash on a Plane
Pairing: Flynn/Sean
Rating: PG-13 for the language
Summary: What else do you need to know? It's slash on a plane, man.

The actual story link hasn't been working, apparently, but it's the only story found here.

"I, Lora, dislike all manner of carrot"

"I, Paul, believe fashion should be subtle and masculine."

"I, Pete, have nothing scathing to say."

"I, Tammy, find slash at once abhorrent and morally wrong"

"I, Ellis, am addicted to top-40 on Pop Radio"

"I, Morley, am comfortably gay. Gay gay gay. FABULOUSLY."

"I, Ian, believe this t-shirt and sweatpants will suffice."

"I, Randal, grow nauseated at the thought of other men"

"I, Kinnith, admit my descriptions of my sexual escapades may be greatly exaggerated."

"I, Cameron, like nothing more than an evening at the ballet"

"I, Adrian, do not feel the day is complete without at least one orgy"

"I, Manda, would like nothing more in life than to stay at home and devote my life to pleasing my husband and our many children."

"I, Edward, am incredibly happy with every aspect of my life."

Written for rattyfleef because she requested first "something cuddly", then "bonus points for a crack pairing" because her writing was giving her trouble, and I hadn't done anything, either. So, I decided I would -- then challenged her back, at her request. :D

Title: The Other Man
Pairing: I'm not telling
Rating: G
Prompt: 042, Triangle; table found here.
Summary: Sometimes, no matter how well the current relationship is going, you can't help but slip back to the old and faithful who'll always be waiting ...

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