lissa_bear

I think I just accidentally winked at a guy...

Also, am I the only person who's hugely bothered by those pictures on the log-in screen at yahoo mail?
They all bother me. And some of them look like ugly versions of famous people. WTF? There's a Kid Rock and a Jessica Biel and a Macy Gray. I hate them!

Trey, Shawne, Julia, and I hung out at Trey's work tonight. We drank beer (Julia drank bitch beer) and watched drunk people sing karaoke. Trey and Shawne sang, but Julia and I were too chicken (and also not drunk enough). I had a really good time.

Also? Tomorrow I'm going in search of new icons. I want an Anthony Rapp icon, a Matt Czuchry icon, and a Dominic Purcell icon.

And now? I sleep.

Right now, I'm listening to the Beatles and dancing around my house! Today is a good day!

I love reading these things when they're ridiculous, like "You may have a spat with your significant other today, dear Cancer!". And I'm like, "What significant other, dear Horoscope?"

But I hate them when they sound like they know what they're talking about.

( My HoroscopeCollapse )

Hmm, that doesn't bode well, now does it?

My house is like a thermos, it keeps hot things hot and cold things cold.

My co-worker likes to read me my horoscopes...

Today's?

"If you come to terms with a problem you've been having with a friend, you may decide to say goodbye. However, don't think too long and hard about it, as it will negatively affect your overall mood. Make a decision - life goes on."

And the other day, my horoscope warned that I should steer clear of alcohol that day...

Weird.

reds_toke just reminded me how much I want to have wheel-chair sex with Macaulay Culkin in the movie Saved. Is that wrong?

Also, Trey, you don't live with us anymore, so...the next time you visit our house and use our restroom, if you don't put the effing toilet seat down when you're done, I will chop your manhood off!!! I'm tired of falling in! K thanks.

A girl at work today said, "I can't handle the thought of waking up in the morning and not having my asshole of a husband there, even though we have a terrible relationship. Most of the women in our generation are terrified of being alone."

Is that true?

I don't feel that way, in fact, I'm probably the exact opposite, but are there really so many women out there who'd rather be miserable in a relationship than happy alone???

If so, that makes me really sad.

We've eaten out pretty much every meal since moving into our new place. I didn't even bring my microwave over until a couple of nights ago. It turns out that none of the wall sockets in the kitchen work.

I'm currently microwaving my Olive Garden leftovers in the bathroom.

Ghetto!

I should be thinking about going to bed since I've got to be up for work in 7 hours. Instead I'm listening to Tenacious D (of all things) and reading fanfic.

I need serious help.