lissa_bear

I just read this in Entertainment Weekly...

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I was amused.

I want to have Bill Maher's babies!

"You can't be famous for nothing. Paris Hilton can't be in the papers anymore unless she kills someone, marries J.Lo, or OD's. Also, her head is too small and she only has one facial expression." --Bill Maher.

We finally got our on demand channels to work so I've been laying around all morning watching old episodes of queer as folk and HBO comedy specials. I've got to work at 3 and I still need to shower, run to the bank, and pay our cable bill. On top of that...I'm hungry. What am I doing sitting around here typing in this stupid thing?


Brian Kinney: "As usual, objectivity falls to me... Think: you don't really want me there, do you? I'll have to be chemically dependent just to show up. I'll be drunk, I'll be bored, not to mention better looking than the brides. I'll offend all the dykes. I'll heckle the ceremony. Table dance at the reception, and inevitably fuck every good looking guy - gay, straight or undecided - in the place. Finally, I'll pass out naked, bitching about the cheap booze. You'll lose your dignity, friends and shirts paying for the damages. Hell! I'm doing you a favor getting out of town."