{"id":"urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:lissa_bear","title":"What is it, Sebastian? I'm arranging matches.","subtitle":"Are we back to hos over bros?","author":{"name":"Are we back to hos over bros?"},"link":[{"@attributes":{"rel":"alternate","type":"text\/html","href":"https:\/\/lissa-bear.livejournal.com\/"}},{"@attributes":{"rel":"self","type":"text\/xml","href":"https:\/\/lissa-bear.livejournal.com\/data\/atom"}},{"@attributes":{"rel":"service.feed","type":"application\/x.atom+xml","href":"https:\/\/lissa-bear.livejournal.com\/data\/atom","title":"What is it, Sebastian? I'm arranging matches."}}],"updated":"2014-05-09T22:28:10Z","entry":[{"id":"urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:lissa_bear:333832","link":[{"@attributes":{"rel":"alternate","type":"text\/html","href":"https:\/\/lissa-bear.livejournal.com\/333832.html"}},{"@attributes":{"rel":"self","type":"text\/xml","href":"https:\/\/lissa-bear.livejournal.com\/data\/atom\/?itemid=333832"}}],"title":"lissa_bear @ 2014-05-09T17:28:00","published":"2014-05-09T22:28:10Z","updated":"2014-05-09T22:28:10Z","content":"I wrote more <a href=\"https:\/\/archiveofourown.org\/works\/1562210\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow\">Teen Wolf fic<\/a>!<br \/><br \/>Also, I got a new tumblr a while back.  I mostly only reblog TW\/Chicago Fire\/Chicago PD\/Ed Sheeran\/FOB stuff these days, but if that won't drive you crazy, you should follow me!"},{"id":"urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:lissa_bear:333817","link":[{"@attributes":{"rel":"alternate","type":"text\/html","href":"https:\/\/lissa-bear.livejournal.com\/333817.html"}},{"@attributes":{"rel":"self","type":"text\/xml","href":"https:\/\/lissa-bear.livejournal.com\/data\/atom\/?itemid=333817"}}],"title":"lissa_bear @ 2014-04-14T15:14:00","published":"2014-04-14T20:14:05Z","updated":"2014-04-21T16:28:39Z","category":[{"@attributes":{"term":"fic"}},{"@attributes":{"term":"teen wolf"}},{"@attributes":{"term":"sterek"}}],"content":"So, I wrote a thing.  Actually, I wrote two things.  Both Teen Wolf.  Both Derek\/Stiles.  <br \/><br \/><a href=\"https:\/\/archiveofourown.org\/works\/1383637\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow\">Where My Reckless Soul Takes Me<\/a><br \/><br \/><a href=\"https:\/\/archiveofourown.org\/works\/1465558\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow\">If You're Getting Ahead of the Program<\/a><br \/><br \/>Being in a new fandom where I only know a couple of people is so weird, y'all."},{"id":"urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:lissa_bear:333506","link":[{"@attributes":{"rel":"alternate","type":"text\/html","href":"https:\/\/lissa-bear.livejournal.com\/333506.html"}},{"@attributes":{"rel":"self","type":"text\/xml","href":"https:\/\/lissa-bear.livejournal.com\/data\/atom\/?itemid=333506"}}],"title":"lissa_bear @ 2014-03-28T21:24:00","published":"2014-03-29T02:24:33Z","updated":"2014-03-29T02:24:33Z","content":"So.  I wrote TW fic.  It's been almost two years since I've written anything...or rather, almost two years since I've finished anything.  I'm in that honeymoon phase with this fandom where I'm full of ideas and actually excited enough to want to put them down on paper.  <br \/><br \/>It's only 3,000 words and it's kind of a mess and it hasn't come back from beta yet.  But I always get antsy when somethings finished and just sitting around in my gdocs, so I'll probably end up posting it as is and going back and editing later.  <br \/><br \/>Actually, I'm going to try not to do that."},{"id":"urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:lissa_bear:333165","link":[{"@attributes":{"rel":"alternate","type":"text\/html","href":"https:\/\/lissa-bear.livejournal.com\/333165.html"}},{"@attributes":{"rel":"self","type":"text\/xml","href":"https:\/\/lissa-bear.livejournal.com\/data\/atom\/?itemid=333165"}}],"title":"lissa_bear @ 2014-03-18T20:02:00","published":"2014-03-19T01:02:45Z","updated":"2014-03-19T01:02:45Z","content":"I started watching Teen Wolf and now my life is a sad, empty shell of what it used to be.  I started using ship names and then I barfed a whole bunch of Sterek feelings all over tumblr.  <br \/><br \/><a target='_blank' href='http:\/\/theroadiswide.tumblr.com\/post\/80015248090\/a-post-wherein-i-barf-a-whole-bunch-of-stiles-derek' rel='nofollow'>http:\/\/theroadiswide.tumblr.com\/post\/80015248090\/a-post-wherein-i-barf-a-whole-bunch-of-stiles-derek<\/a>"},{"id":"urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:lissa_bear:333034","link":[{"@attributes":{"rel":"alternate","type":"text\/html","href":"https:\/\/lissa-bear.livejournal.com\/333034.html"}},{"@attributes":{"rel":"self","type":"text\/xml","href":"https:\/\/lissa-bear.livejournal.com\/data\/atom\/?itemid=333034"}}],"title":"lissa_bear @ 2014-01-28T18:39:00","published":"2014-01-29T00:39:15Z","updated":"2014-01-29T00:39:15Z","content":"When watching Wheel of Fortune, I get really angry when people make poor decisions.  Like, for example, picking the letter G when there's only one G and then solving the puzzle even though there were 3 D's.  And the G wasn't even an important letter...like, she had to have known what the answer was before she picked the G.  And the D would have been three times the money.  I just...I have a lot of feelings about Wheel of Fortune, apparently.  <br \/><br \/>I had a surprise day off today due to the fact that I live in Texas and any time it freezes it's like the end of the world.  I spend the day reading old bandom fic and playing SimCity."},{"id":"urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:lissa_bear:332673","link":[{"@attributes":{"rel":"alternate","type":"text\/html","href":"https:\/\/lissa-bear.livejournal.com\/332673.html"}},{"@attributes":{"rel":"self","type":"text\/xml","href":"https:\/\/lissa-bear.livejournal.com\/data\/atom\/?itemid=332673"}}],"title":"lissa_bear @ 2014-01-25T21:37:00","published":"2014-01-26T03:37:04Z","updated":"2014-01-26T03:37:04Z","content":"So this is morbid, but I shudder to think how long it would take for someone to discover my body if I died in my sleep or something.  I mean, maybe not so long if I was expected at work that day (my work bff has a key to my apartment, so she'd probably come looking if I missed and didn't answer my phone), but I often have multiple days off in a row.  And I'm a hermit.  So...<br \/><br \/>This post is brought to you by the wicked migraine (or it totally might be an aneurysm) I'm currently experiencing."},{"id":"urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:lissa_bear:332359","link":[{"@attributes":{"rel":"alternate","type":"text\/html","href":"https:\/\/lissa-bear.livejournal.com\/332359.html"}},{"@attributes":{"rel":"self","type":"text\/xml","href":"https:\/\/lissa-bear.livejournal.com\/data\/atom\/?itemid=332359"}}],"title":"lissa_bear @ 2014-01-24T20:33:00","published":"2014-01-25T02:33:31Z","updated":"2014-01-25T02:33:31Z","content":"<br \/><br \/><br \/>Ed\/Niall:  After 1D Niall puts out a solo album and goes on tour as Ed's opener.  Lots of drinking, tour shenanigans, etc. which eventually leads to makeouts and fun drunk hookups.  Then Harry comes out to visit and Ed knows that Niall used to be in love with Harry and thinks maybe he still is.  This get weird for a minute.  Lots of faily miscommunications ensue until Niall makes it clear that he doesn't want Harry anymore, that he wants Ed and that Ed is an idiot.  And then they have pints and makeouts and live happily and drunkenly ever after.  <br \/><br \/>Liam\/Harry:  Liam meets Harry in a pub and brings him home.  They sleep together and Liam isn't really very familiar with the logistics of one night stands, but he's pretty sure the guy is supposed to leave at some point, only Harry kind of makes himself at home and lays around on Liam's sofa for the whole next morning and Liam doesn't know how to ask him to leave.  And when Liam says he has plans to play footie with his friends, Harry kind of invites himself along.  And he's clumsy and charming and Liam's friends are completely taken with him and Liam somehow ends up taking him home again.  And before Liam realizes it, it's three days later and Harry is still knocking around his flat.  Liam kicks him out every morning when he leaves for work and when he gets home, Harry is always quick to show up with takeaway from the Indian place around the corner or an invite to a show or something and Liam always finds himself back in his bed with Harry wrapped around him.  And it's not that Liam doesn't like Harry, it's just weird.  And Liam is unable to figure Harry out and ends up picking a fight one evening and sending Harry away and then Harry doesn't come back and Liam realizes that he kind of misses him.  So he tracks him down and then there are makeouts and professions of lurve and they live happily ever after.<br \/><br \/>A Chicago Fire crossover with Liam as the new firehouse candidate.  <br \/><br \/>A How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days AU with Harry as Kate Hudson and Nick as Matthew McConaughey.  <br \/><br \/>Ed\/Patrick backstage at that Taylor Swift show that Patrick guested at.  <br \/><br \/>Long, plotty Ed\/Patrick that follows aforementioned show.  <br \/><br \/>Zayn\/Perrie\/Liam<br \/><br \/>Zayn\/Perrie\/Harry<br \/><br \/>OT5 makeouts and random interchangeable pairing sexy times.  Badfic is completely fine, preferred even, as long as it isn't written by a teenie.  <br \/><br \/><a name='cutid1-end'><\/a>"},{"id":"urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:lissa_bear:332001","link":[{"@attributes":{"rel":"alternate","type":"text\/html","href":"https:\/\/lissa-bear.livejournal.com\/332001.html"}},{"@attributes":{"rel":"self","type":"text\/xml","href":"https:\/\/lissa-bear.livejournal.com\/data\/atom\/?itemid=332001"}}],"title":"lissa_bear @ 2014-01-21T17:41:00","published":"2014-01-21T23:41:19Z","updated":"2014-01-21T23:41:19Z","content":"I've been feeling really nostalgic for fandom (bandom in particular), but I just can't seem to work up the energy to jump back in again.  Maybe posting here a bit will scratch that itch.  Does anyone even still use this thing?"},{"id":"urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:lissa_bear:321229","link":[{"@attributes":{"rel":"alternate","type":"text\/html","href":"https:\/\/lissa-bear.livejournal.com\/321229.html"}},{"@attributes":{"rel":"self","type":"text\/xml","href":"https:\/\/lissa-bear.livejournal.com\/data\/atom\/?itemid=321229"}}],"title":"lissa_bear @ 2012-05-30T17:42:00","published":"2012-05-30T22:42:09Z","updated":"2012-05-30T22:42:09Z","content":"<br \/><br \/><a href=\"http:\/\/s1076.photobucket.com\/albums\/w443\/ejolly02\/?action=view&amp;current=tumblr_m3w19pmYci1rs6iz2o1_400.gif\" target=\"_blank\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow\"><img src=\"https:\/\/i1076.photobucket.com\/albums\/w443\/ejolly02\/tumblr_m3w19pmYci1rs6iz2o1_400.gif\" border=\"0\" alt=\"Photobucket\" fetchpriority=\"high\"><\/a><br \/><br \/><a href=\"http:\/\/s1076.photobucket.com\/albums\/w443\/ejolly02\/?action=view&amp;current=tumblr_m4uqe6Yrdc1qgthsmo3_250.gif\" target=\"_blank\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow\"><img src=\"https:\/\/i1076.photobucket.com\/albums\/w443\/ejolly02\/tumblr_m4uqe6Yrdc1qgthsmo3_250.gif\" border=\"0\" alt=\"Photobucket\" loading=\"lazy\"><\/a><br \/><br \/>And wasn't there one where Liam was aggressively pelting Zayn with fake snowballs?  <br \/><br \/><a name='cutid1-end'><\/a>"},{"id":"urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:lissa_bear:319418","link":[{"@attributes":{"rel":"alternate","type":"text\/html","href":"https:\/\/lissa-bear.livejournal.com\/319418.html"}},{"@attributes":{"rel":"self","type":"text\/xml","href":"https:\/\/lissa-bear.livejournal.com\/data\/atom\/?itemid=319418"}}],"title":"lissa_bear @ 2012-05-25T15:34:00","published":"2012-05-25T20:35:02Z","updated":"2012-05-25T20:35:02Z","content":"This:<br \/><br \/><lj-embed id=\"25\" \/>"},{"id":"urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:lissa_bear:318797","link":[{"@attributes":{"rel":"alternate","type":"text\/html","href":"https:\/\/lissa-bear.livejournal.com\/318797.html"}},{"@attributes":{"rel":"self","type":"text\/xml","href":"https:\/\/lissa-bear.livejournal.com\/data\/atom\/?itemid=318797"}}],"title":"lissa_bear @ 2012-05-22T15:08:00","published":"2012-05-22T20:08:32Z","updated":"2012-05-22T20:08:32Z","content":"Ugh, so I'm supposed to go out of town this weekend, but I'm not dealing well with the idea of having to leave my dog at a kennel.  Especially considering I wouldn't be able to pick her up until Tuesday afternoon because the place is closed on Monday and I start a new clinical rotation at 8am on Tuesday.<br \/><br \/>Last year, I was still managing for Jamba and could afford to board her at a swanky kennel where she had her own room with a patio and someone came it to snuggle her and blow bacon flavored bubbles at her face every day.  This year, she'll have to stay in a cage at the vet's office surrounded by a bunch of other people's dogs in cages.  <br \/><br \/>It's depressing me."},{"id":"urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:lissa_bear:318161","link":[{"@attributes":{"rel":"alternate","type":"text\/html","href":"https:\/\/lissa-bear.livejournal.com\/318161.html"}},{"@attributes":{"rel":"self","type":"text\/xml","href":"https:\/\/lissa-bear.livejournal.com\/data\/atom\/?itemid=318161"}}],"title":"One Direction Friending Meme (18+)","published":"2012-05-19T06:08:39Z","updated":"2012-05-19T06:21:15Z","content":"So, I'm just getting into One Direction fandom and would love to fill my flist with people who are just as excited about them as I am.  I'm an older fan (especially by this fandom's standards) and would really like to find more fans in my age bracket, so I want to do an 18+ friending meme.<br \/><br \/>I'm not sure that anyone will actually participate in this since LJ has been largely abandoned (not that tumblr and twitter and AO3 aren't great, I just miss the sense of community that livejournal used to offer) but I'm going to attempt it anyway.  <br \/><br \/>So, pimp this on your journals or wherever.  Copy and paste the questions below into the comments here, fill them out, and then go forth and friend!  <br \/><br \/> <a href=\"http:\/\/s1076.photobucket.com\/albums\/w443\/ejolly02\/?action=view&amp;current=tumblr_m3nvdj2t0n1rprxaoo1_500.png\" target=\"_blank\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow\"><img src=\"https:\/\/i1076.photobucket.com\/albums\/w443\/ejolly02\/tumblr_m3nvdj2t0n1rprxaoo1_500.png\" border=\"0\" alt=\"Photobucket\" fetchpriority=\"high\"><\/a><br \/><br \/><textarea rows=\"10\" cols=\"80\" style=\"font-family:Arial; font-size:11px;\">\n&lt;b&gt;Name:&lt;\/b&gt;\n&lt;b&gt;Age:&lt;\/b&gt;\n&lt;b&gt;Favorite Band Member:&lt;\/b&gt;\n&lt;b&gt;OTP (OT3, whatever):&lt;\/b&gt;\n&lt;b&gt;Fandom Activities (do you write? make icons? etc.):&lt;\/b&gt;\n&lt;b&gt;Other Fandoms:&lt;\/b&gt;\n&lt;b&gt;Anything Else You'd Like to Say:&lt;\/b&gt;\n&lt;b&gt;Tumblr\/Twitter:&lt;\/b&gt;\n<\/textarea>"},{"id":"urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:lissa_bear:317908","link":[{"@attributes":{"rel":"alternate","type":"text\/html","href":"https:\/\/lissa-bear.livejournal.com\/317908.html"}},{"@attributes":{"rel":"self","type":"text\/xml","href":"https:\/\/lissa-bear.livejournal.com\/data\/atom\/?itemid=317908"}}],"title":"lissa_bear @ 2012-05-17T11:52:00","published":"2012-05-17T16:52:56Z","updated":"2012-05-17T16:52:56Z","content":"You ever go back and read old blog posts and laugh about how lame you were?"},{"id":"urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:lissa_bear:317465","link":[{"@attributes":{"rel":"alternate","type":"text\/html","href":"https:\/\/lissa-bear.livejournal.com\/317465.html"}},{"@attributes":{"rel":"self","type":"text\/xml","href":"https:\/\/lissa-bear.livejournal.com\/data\/atom\/?itemid=317465"}}],"title":"lissa_bear @ 2012-05-16T22:52:00","published":"2012-05-17T03:52:02Z","updated":"2012-05-17T03:52:02Z","content":"Someone tell me something happy.  I could definitely use it right now."},{"id":"urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:lissa_bear:317396","link":[{"@attributes":{"rel":"alternate","type":"text\/html","href":"https:\/\/lissa-bear.livejournal.com\/317396.html"}},{"@attributes":{"rel":"self","type":"text\/xml","href":"https:\/\/lissa-bear.livejournal.com\/data\/atom\/?itemid=317396"}}],"title":"lissa_bear @ 2012-05-16T20:11:00","published":"2012-05-17T01:11:29Z","updated":"2012-05-17T01:16:35Z","content":"Can we talk about how, in the alternate version of the <a href=\"http:\/\/youtu.be\/7VFyU1cbZtk?t=1m31s\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow\"><i>Gotta Be You<\/i><\/a> video, Zayn's \"game\" seems to include playing I Got Your Nose?  <br \/><br \/>Not really that sexy, you little weirdo.  And yet..."},{"id":"urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:lissa_bear:317062","link":[{"@attributes":{"rel":"alternate","type":"text\/html","href":"https:\/\/lissa-bear.livejournal.com\/317062.html"}},{"@attributes":{"rel":"self","type":"text\/xml","href":"https:\/\/lissa-bear.livejournal.com\/data\/atom\/?itemid=317062"}}],"title":"lissa_bear @ 2012-05-16T01:04:00","published":"2012-05-16T06:04:09Z","updated":"2012-05-16T06:04:09Z","content":"I've been stockholmed into liking that thing where they tie their hoodies at the neck.<br \/><br \/><a href=\"http:\/\/s1076.photobucket.com\/albums\/w443\/ejolly02\/?action=view&amp;current=tumblr_m2wh25HjG81r6by12o1_500.png\" target=\"_blank\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow\"><img src=\"https:\/\/i1076.photobucket.com\/albums\/w443\/ejolly02\/tumblr_m2wh25HjG81r6by12o1_500.png\" border=\"0\" alt=\"Photobucket\" fetchpriority=\"high\"><\/a><br \/><br \/>WTF is that?  Who cares, I no longer find it ridiculous."},{"id":"urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:lissa_bear:316831","link":[{"@attributes":{"rel":"alternate","type":"text\/html","href":"https:\/\/lissa-bear.livejournal.com\/316831.html"}},{"@attributes":{"rel":"self","type":"text\/xml","href":"https:\/\/lissa-bear.livejournal.com\/data\/atom\/?itemid=316831"}}],"title":"Zayn Malik is Prettier Than You:  A Picspam","published":"2012-05-15T18:53:26Z","updated":"2012-05-15T19:15:25Z","content":"<br \/><br \/><br \/>First, a gif:<br \/><br \/><a href=\"http:\/\/s1076.photobucket.com\/albums\/w443\/ejolly02\/?action=view&amp;current=578414722.gif\" target=\"_blank\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow\"><img src=\"https:\/\/i1076.photobucket.com\/albums\/w443\/ejolly02\/578414722.gif\" border=\"0\" alt=\"Zayn gif lips\" fetchpriority=\"high\"><\/a><br \/><br \/>Now that we've gotten that out of the way...<br \/><br \/>This is Zayn:<br \/><br \/><a href=\"http:\/\/s1076.photobucket.com\/albums\/w443\/ejolly02\/?action=view&amp;current=tumblr_m3rstpTrMX1ro9r7to6_250.png\" target=\"_blank\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow\"><img src=\"https:\/\/i1076.photobucket.com\/albums\/w443\/ejolly02\/tumblr_m3rstpTrMX1ro9r7to6_250.png\" border=\"0\" alt=\"Photobucket\" loading=\"lazy\"><\/a><br \/><br \/>He is beautiful, tbh.  <br \/><br \/><a href=\"http:\/\/s1076.photobucket.com\/albums\/w443\/ejolly02\/?action=view&amp;current=tumblr_m39pf1Dp3L1r00gabo1_250.png\" target=\"_blank\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow\"><img src=\"https:\/\/i1076.photobucket.com\/albums\/w443\/ejolly02\/tumblr_m39pf1Dp3L1r00gabo1_250.png\" border=\"0\" alt=\"Photobucket\" loading=\"lazy\"><\/a><br \/><br \/><a href=\"http:\/\/s1076.photobucket.com\/albums\/w443\/ejolly02\/?action=view&amp;current=tumblr_m376ej566u1r2dfb3o5_r1_250.png\" target=\"_blank\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow\"><img src=\"https:\/\/i1076.photobucket.com\/albums\/w443\/ejolly02\/tumblr_m376ej566u1r2dfb3o5_r1_250.png\" border=\"0\" alt=\"Photobucket\" loading=\"lazy\"><\/a><br \/><br \/><a href=\"http:\/\/s1076.photobucket.com\/albums\/w443\/ejolly02\/?action=view&amp;current=Zayn1.gif\" target=\"_blank\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow\"><img src=\"https:\/\/i1076.photobucket.com\/albums\/w443\/ejolly02\/Zayn1.gif\" border=\"0\" alt=\"Photobucket\" loading=\"lazy\"><\/a><br \/><br \/>Like, what is with the popped collar?  Douche uniform.  And yet, I would hit that so hard they'd feel it on the moon:<br \/><br \/><a href=\"http:\/\/s1076.photobucket.com\/albums\/w443\/ejolly02\/?action=view&amp;current=tumblr_m379p0fMNK1rsld0co1_500.jpg\" target=\"_blank\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow\"><img src=\"https:\/\/i1076.photobucket.com\/albums\/w443\/ejolly02\/tumblr_m379p0fMNK1rsld0co1_500.jpg\" border=\"0\" alt=\"Photobucket\" loading=\"lazy\"><\/a><br \/><br \/>Fly as fuck:<br \/><br \/><a href=\"http:\/\/s1076.photobucket.com\/albums\/w443\/ejolly02\/?action=view&amp;current=tumblr_m3gl2xTxkh1r7geejo2_250.png\" target=\"_blank\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow\"><img src=\"https:\/\/i1076.photobucket.com\/albums\/w443\/ejolly02\/tumblr_m3gl2xTxkh1r7geejo2_250.png\" border=\"0\" alt=\"Photobucket\" loading=\"lazy\"><\/a><br \/><br \/>Cigarettes should not be sexy, but his <i>fingers<\/i>:<br \/><br \/><a href=\"http:\/\/s1076.photobucket.com\/albums\/w443\/ejolly02\/?action=view&amp;current=tumblr_m2s2qrpwTM1qij5jao1_500.png\" target=\"_blank\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow\"><img src=\"https:\/\/i1076.photobucket.com\/albums\/w443\/ejolly02\/tumblr_m2s2qrpwTM1qij5jao1_500.png\" border=\"0\" alt=\"Photobucket\" loading=\"lazy\"><\/a><br \/><br \/>I love his ridiculous hair, not gonna lie.  I also love it when it's all messy and soft and stuff:<br \/><br \/><a href=\"http:\/\/s1076.photobucket.com\/albums\/w443\/ejolly02\/?action=view&amp;current=tumblr_lyzsjqlGOw1r7o29do1_500.jpg\" target=\"_blank\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow\"><img src=\"https:\/\/i1076.photobucket.com\/albums\/w443\/ejolly02\/tumblr_lyzsjqlGOw1r7o29do1_500.jpg\" border=\"0\" alt=\"zayn hair hoodie\" loading=\"lazy\"><\/a><br \/><br \/>(And I have to take a second to say that I've been staring at pictures of this asshole for so long that I forgot I ordered food over an hour ago.  The delivery person was not amused at having to wait for me to find my purse and stuff just now.  Sorry dude, couldn't be helped.)<br \/><br \/><a href=\"http:\/\/s1076.photobucket.com\/albums\/w443\/ejolly02\/?action=view&amp;current=tumblr_m24uro2ZWr1qmczrqo1_500.png\" target=\"_blank\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow\"><img src=\"https:\/\/i1076.photobucket.com\/albums\/w443\/ejolly02\/tumblr_m24uro2ZWr1qmczrqo1_500.png\" border=\"0\" alt=\"Photobucket\" loading=\"lazy\"><\/a><br \/><br \/><a href=\"http:\/\/s1076.photobucket.com\/albums\/w443\/ejolly02\/?action=view&amp;current=tumblr_m10q4gK2nj1qaw62eo1_500.png\" target=\"_blank\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow\"><img src=\"https:\/\/i1076.photobucket.com\/albums\/w443\/ejolly02\/tumblr_m10q4gK2nj1qaw62eo1_500.png\" border=\"0\" alt=\"Photobucket\" loading=\"lazy\"><\/a><br \/><br \/>Getting flashed in Sweden.  Possibly my favorite Zayn moment of all time:<br \/><br \/><a href=\"http:\/\/s1076.photobucket.com\/albums\/w443\/ejolly02\/?action=view&amp;current=tumblr_m3w2qfd7wX1r4wk0eo1_500.gif\" target=\"_blank\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow\"><img src=\"https:\/\/i1076.photobucket.com\/albums\/w443\/ejolly02\/tumblr_m3w2qfd7wX1r4wk0eo1_500.gif\" border=\"0\" alt=\"Photobucket\" loading=\"lazy\"><\/a><br \/><br \/><a href=\"http:\/\/s1076.photobucket.com\/albums\/w443\/ejolly02\/?action=view&amp;current=tumblr_m3k3ghGdwB1qg9q0qo1_500.png\" target=\"_blank\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow\"><img src=\"https:\/\/i1076.photobucket.com\/albums\/w443\/ejolly02\/tumblr_m3k3ghGdwB1qg9q0qo1_500.png\" border=\"0\" alt=\"Photobucket\" loading=\"lazy\"><\/a><br \/><br \/><a href=\"http:\/\/s1076.photobucket.com\/albums\/w443\/ejolly02\/?action=view&amp;current=tumblr_m3ioi6JRQc1qh787go4_250.png\" target=\"_blank\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow\"><img src=\"https:\/\/i1076.photobucket.com\/albums\/w443\/ejolly02\/tumblr_m3ioi6JRQc1qh787go4_250.png\" border=\"0\" alt=\"Photobucket\" loading=\"lazy\"><\/a><br \/><br \/>He looks so dumb here.  Dumb, but pretty:<br \/><br \/><a href=\"http:\/\/s1076.photobucket.com\/albums\/w443\/ejolly02\/?action=view&amp;current=tumblr_m3n2kiC5Ha1qhkic7o1_500.png\" target=\"_blank\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow\"><img src=\"https:\/\/i1076.photobucket.com\/albums\/w443\/ejolly02\/tumblr_m3n2kiC5Ha1qhkic7o1_500.png\" border=\"0\" alt=\"Photobucket\" loading=\"lazy\"><\/a><br \/><br \/>He looks better in Liam's shirt than Liam:<br \/><br \/><a href=\"http:\/\/s1076.photobucket.com\/albums\/w443\/ejolly02\/?action=view&amp;current=tumblr_m2vr3td2pZ1qij5jao3_250.png\" target=\"_blank\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow\"><img src=\"https:\/\/i1076.photobucket.com\/albums\/w443\/ejolly02\/tumblr_m2vr3td2pZ1qij5jao3_250.png\" border=\"0\" alt=\"Photobucket\" loading=\"lazy\"><\/a><br \/><br \/>Sweaty:<br \/><br \/><a href=\"http:\/\/s1076.photobucket.com\/albums\/w443\/ejolly02\/?action=view&amp;current=tumblr_m2g4akTYfK1rqg4yho1_500.png\" target=\"_blank\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow\"><img src=\"https:\/\/i1076.photobucket.com\/albums\/w443\/ejolly02\/tumblr_m2g4akTYfK1rqg4yho1_500.png\" border=\"0\" alt=\"Photobucket\" loading=\"lazy\"><\/a><br \/><br \/>Puppy:<br \/><br \/><a href=\"http:\/\/s1076.photobucket.com\/http:\/\/www.livejournal.com\/update.bmlalbums\/w443\/ejolly02\/?action=view&amp;current=tumblr_m2r8b738mU1ruooyuo1_500.png\" target=\"_blank\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow\"><img src=\"https:\/\/i1076.photobucket.com\/albums\/w443\/ejolly02\/tumblr_m2r8b738mU1ruooyuo1_500.png\" border=\"0\" alt=\"Photobucket\" loading=\"lazy\"><\/a><br \/><br \/>Zayn Malik uniform:<br \/><br \/><a href=\"http:\/\/s1076.photobucket.com\/albums\/w443\/ejolly02\/?action=view&amp;current=tumblr_m1oe5mKxqf1rqg4yho1_500.png\" target=\"_blank\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow\"><img src=\"https:\/\/i1076.photobucket.com\/albums\/w443\/ejolly02\/tumblr_m1oe5mKxqf1rqg4yho1_500.png\" border=\"0\" alt=\"schoolboy zayn\" loading=\"lazy\"><\/a><br \/><br \/>Logger:<br \/><br \/><a href=\"http:\/\/s1076.photobucket.com\/albums\/w443\/ejolly02\/?action=view&amp;current=tumblr_lyjd284WGm1qcy2zao1_r2_500.png\" target=\"_blank\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow\"><img src=\"https:\/\/i1076.photobucket.com\/albums\/w443\/ejolly02\/tumblr_lyjd284WGm1qcy2zao1_r2_500.png\" border=\"0\" alt=\"logger zayn\" loading=\"lazy\"><\/a><br \/><br \/>Actually, here.  Have another gif:<br \/><br \/><a href=\"http:\/\/s1076.photobucket.com\/albums\/w443\/ejolly02\/?action=view&amp;current=tumblr_m20f2gBkuT1qe3dijo2_500.gif\" target=\"_blank\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow\"><img src=\"https:\/\/i1076.photobucket.com\/albums\/w443\/ejolly02\/tumblr_m20f2gBkuT1qe3dijo2_500.gif\" border=\"0\" alt=\"Photobucket\" loading=\"lazy\"><\/a><br \/><br \/>And now the portion of the picspam where I ship him with every member of his band.<br \/><br \/>Probably the most obvious is Zayn\/Liam:<br \/><br \/><a href=\"http:\/\/s1076.photobucket.com\/albums\/w443\/ejolly02\/?action=view&amp;current=esnsrl.jpg\" target=\"_blank\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow\"><img src=\"https:\/\/i1076.photobucket.com\/albums\/w443\/ejolly02\/esnsrl.jpg\" border=\"0\" alt=\"zayn\/liam hands\" loading=\"lazy\"><\/a><br \/><br \/>Sleepy babies:  <br \/><br \/><a href=\"http:\/\/s1076.photobucket.com\/albums\/w443\/ejolly02\/?action=view&amp;current=72404b9e-afe9-430c-8a33-d95aa47bee90.jpg\" target=\"_blank\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow\"><img src=\"https:\/\/i1076.photobucket.com\/albums\/w443\/ejolly02\/72404b9e-afe9-430c-8a33-d95aa47bee90.jpg\" border=\"0\" alt=\"Zayn\/Liam sleep\" loading=\"lazy\"><\/a><br \/><br \/><a href=\"http:\/\/s1076.photobucket.com\/albums\/w443\/ejolly02\/?action=view&amp;current=tumblr_lwbgs8o00Z1r5k6bgo1_500.jpg\" target=\"_blank\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow\"><img src=\"https:\/\/i1076.photobucket.com\/albums\/w443\/ejolly02\/tumblr_lwbgs8o00Z1r5k6bgo1_500.jpg\" border=\"0\" alt=\"liam shoe\" loading=\"lazy\"><\/a><br \/><br \/><a href=\"http:\/\/s1076.photobucket.com\/albums\/w443\/ejolly02\/?action=view&amp;current=tumblr_m32x4pWG2A1rtvk2go5_500.jpg\" target=\"_blank\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow\"><img src=\"https:\/\/i1076.photobucket.com\/albums\/w443\/ejolly02\/tumblr_m32x4pWG2A1rtvk2go5_500.jpg\" border=\"0\" alt=\"Photobucket\" loading=\"lazy\"><\/a><img src=\"https:\/\/i1076.photobucket.com\/albums\/w443\/ejolly02\/tumblr_m413ih5ygN1qhbsgwo1_r1_500.png\" border=\"0\" alt=\"Photobucket\" loading=\"lazy\">&lt;\/a&gt;<br \/><br \/>Actually, no.  You know what?  Zayn\/Harry is probably <i>more<\/i> obvious, if we're being honest.  It's just that no one pays attention to it because Harry\/Louis is the most obvious of all.  <br \/><br \/><a href=\"http:\/\/s1076.photobucket.com\/albums\/w443\/ejolly02\/?action=view&amp;current=tumblr_m3bop3djOZ1ru3dx9o2_250.jpg\" target=\"_blank\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow\"><img src=\"https:\/\/i1076.photobucket.com\/albums\/w443\/ejolly02\/tumblr_m3bop3djOZ1ru3dx9o2_250.jpg\" border=\"0\" alt=\"Photobucket\" loading=\"lazy\"><\/a><br \/><br \/>They're not even doing anything here, just walking next to each other, but that's all I need:<br \/><br \/><a href=\"http:\/\/s1076.photobucket.com\/albums\/w443\/ejolly02\/?action=view&amp;current=tumblr_m145aoyZN41r3pvxgo1_500.png\" target=\"_blank\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow\"><img src=\"https:\/\/i1076.photobucket.com\/albums\/w443\/ejolly02\/tumblr_m145aoyZN41r3pvxgo1_500.png\" border=\"0\" alt=\"Photobucket\" loading=\"lazy\"><\/a><br \/><br \/><a href=\"http:\/\/s1076.photobucket.com\/albums\/w443\/ejolly02\/?action=view&amp;current=tumblr_m21p3wq3uE1rricpgo2_250.jpg\" target=\"_blank\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow\"><img src=\"https:\/\/i1076.photobucket.com\/albums\/w443\/ejolly02\/tumblr_m21p3wq3uE1rricpgo2_250.jpg\" border=\"0\" alt=\"Photobucket\" loading=\"lazy\"><\/a><br \/><br \/><a href=\"http:\/\/s1076.photobucket.com\/albums\/w443\/ejolly02\/?action=view&amp;current=tumblr_m21p3wq3uE1rricpgo4_250.jpg\" target=\"_blank\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow\"><img src=\"https:\/\/i1076.photobucket.com\/albums\/w443\/ejolly02\/tumblr_m21p3wq3uE1rricpgo4_250.jpg\" border=\"0\" alt=\"Photobucket\" loading=\"lazy\"><\/a><br \/><br \/><a href=\"http:\/\/s1076.photobucket.com\/albums\/w443\/ejolly02\/?action=view&amp;current=tumblr_m21p3wq3uE1rricpgo3_250.jpg\" target=\"_blank\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow\"><img src=\"https:\/\/i1076.photobucket.com\/albums\/w443\/ejolly02\/tumblr_m21p3wq3uE1rricpgo3_250.jpg\" border=\"0\" alt=\"Photobucket\" loading=\"lazy\"><\/a><br \/><br \/>Um, dude:  <br \/><br \/><a href=\"http:\/\/s1076.photobucket.com\/albums\/w443\/ejolly02\/?action=view&amp;current=tumblr_m13qchRAS41r4wz8po2_250.gif\" target=\"_blank\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow\"><img src=\"https:\/\/i1076.photobucket.com\/albums\/w443\/ejolly02\/tumblr_m13qchRAS41r4wz8po2_250.gif\" border=\"0\" alt=\"Photobucket\" loading=\"lazy\"><\/a><br \/><br \/><a href=\"http:\/\/s1076.photobucket.com\/albums\/w443\/ejolly02\/?action=view&amp;current=tumblr_m3a1crHIla1rricpgo3_250.png\" target=\"_blank\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow\"><img src=\"https:\/\/i1076.photobucket.com\/albums\/w443\/ejolly02\/tumblr_m3a1crHIla1rricpgo3_250.png\" border=\"0\" alt=\"Photobucket\" loading=\"lazy\"><\/a><br \/><br \/>Just letting it speak for itself:  <br \/><br \/><a href=\"http:\/\/s1076.photobucket.com\/albums\/w443\/ejolly02\/?action=view&amp;current=tumblr_m2n52zXDE41rsvxcgo1_500.jpg\" target=\"_blank\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow\"><img src=\"https:\/\/i1076.photobucket.com\/albums\/w443\/ejolly02\/tumblr_m2n52zXDE41rsvxcgo1_500.jpg\" border=\"0\" alt=\"Photobucket\" loading=\"lazy\"><\/a><br \/><br \/><a href=\"http:\/\/s1076.photobucket.com\/albums\/w443\/ejolly02\/?action=view&amp;current=tumblr_m3nv4vmLUB1rprxaoo1_500.png\" target=\"_blank\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow\"><img src=\"https:\/\/i1076.photobucket.com\/albums\/w443\/ejolly02\/tumblr_m3nv4vmLUB1rprxaoo1_500.png\" border=\"0\" alt=\"Photobucket\" loading=\"lazy\"><\/a><br \/><br \/><a href=\"http:\/\/s1076.photobucket.com\/albums\/w443\/ejolly02\/?action=view&amp;current=tumblr_m3nvdj2t0n1rprxaoo1_500.png\" target=\"_blank\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow\"><img src=\"https:\/\/i1076.photobucket.com\/albums\/w443\/ejolly02\/tumblr_m3nvdj2t0n1rprxaoo1_500.png\" border=\"0\" alt=\"Photobucket\" loading=\"lazy\"><\/a><br \/><br \/>And the less obvious, but still appealing Zayn\/Louis:  <br \/><br \/><a href=\"http:\/\/s1076.photobucket.com\/albums\/w443\/ejolly02\/?action=view&amp;current=tumblr_m3t5wnvecV1rprxaoo1_500.png\" target=\"_blank\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow\"><img src=\"https:\/\/i1076.photobucket.com\/albums\/w443\/ejolly02\/tumblr_m3t5wnvecV1rprxaoo1_500.png\" border=\"0\" alt=\"Photobucket\" loading=\"lazy\"><\/a><br \/><br \/><a href=\"http:\/\/s1076.photobucket.com\/albums\/w443\/ejolly02\/?action=view&amp;current=tumblr_lywrq4iaLL1roi8fko1_500.gif\" target=\"_blank\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow\"><img src=\"https:\/\/i1076.photobucket.com\/albums\/w443\/ejolly02\/tumblr_lywrq4iaLL1roi8fko1_500.gif\" border=\"0\" alt=\"Photobucket\" loading=\"lazy\"><\/a><br \/><br \/>There are better examples of this out there, I'm sure, but I did not start to love Louis until he slept with Zayn in my mind, so I don't have very many pictures of him:<br \/><br \/><a href=\"http:\/\/s1076.photobucket.com\/albums\/w443\/ejolly02\/?action=view&amp;current=tumblr_m087u77LiB1qcy2zao1_500.png\" target=\"_blank\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow\"><img src=\"https:\/\/i1076.photobucket.com\/albums\/w443\/ejolly02\/tumblr_m087u77LiB1qcy2zao1_500.png\" border=\"0\" alt=\"Photobucket\" loading=\"lazy\"><\/a><br \/><br \/><a href=\"http:\/\/s1076.photobucket.com\/albums\/w443\/ejolly02\/?action=view&amp;current=tumblr_m1t1f2DQVz1rsimyuo1_500.jpg\" target=\"_blank\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow\"><img src=\"https:\/\/i1076.photobucket.com\/albums\/w443\/ejolly02\/tumblr_m1t1f2DQVz1rsimyuo1_500.jpg\" border=\"0\" alt=\"Photobucket\" loading=\"lazy\"><\/a><br \/><br \/>Except for how I ship the hell out of this threesome:<br \/><br \/><a href=\"http:\/\/s1076.photobucket.com\/albums\/w443\/ejolly02\/?action=view&amp;current=tumblr_m41vkmCKrI1rtjyh4o1_500.png\" target=\"_blank\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow\"><img src=\"https:\/\/i1076.photobucket.com\/albums\/w443\/ejolly02\/tumblr_m41vkmCKrI1rtjyh4o1_500.png\" border=\"0\" alt=\"Photobucket\" loading=\"lazy\"><\/a><br \/><br \/><a href=\"http:\/\/s1076.photobucket.com\/albums\/w443\/ejolly02\/?action=view&amp;current=tumblr_m12sc467rB1r5mfjco1_500.jpg\" target=\"_blank\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow\"><img src=\"https:\/\/i1076.photobucket.com\/albums\/w443\/ejolly02\/tumblr_m12sc467rB1r5mfjco1_500.jpg\" border=\"0\" alt=\"Photobucket\" loading=\"lazy\"><\/a><br \/><br \/><a href=\"http:\/\/s1076.photobucket.com\/albums\/w443\/ejolly02\/?action=view&amp;current=tumblr_m3x8u1q1zS1qgnz0po1_500.png\" target=\"_blank\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow\"><img src=\"https:\/\/i1076.photobucket.com\/albums\/w443\/ejolly02\/tumblr_m3x8u1q1zS1qgnz0po1_500.png\" border=\"0\" alt=\"Photobucket\" loading=\"lazy\"><\/a><br \/><br \/><a href=\"http:\/\/s1076.photobucket.com\/albums\/w443\/ejolly02\/?action=view&amp;current=tumblr_m3n1n0oLoV1rnntmfo1_500.jpg\" target=\"_blank\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow\"><img src=\"https:\/\/i1076.photobucket.com\/albums\/w443\/ejolly02\/tumblr_m3n1n0oLoV1rnntmfo1_500.jpg\" border=\"0\" alt=\"Photobucket\" loading=\"lazy\"><\/a><br \/><br \/><a href=\"http:\/\/s1076.photobucket.com\/albums\/w443\/ejolly02\/?action=view&amp;current=tumblr_m3a1crHIla1rricpgo1_250.png\" target=\"_blank\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow\"><img src=\"https:\/\/i1076.photobucket.com\/albums\/w443\/ejolly02\/tumblr_m3a1crHIla1rricpgo1_250.png\" border=\"0\" alt=\"Photobucket\" loading=\"lazy\"><\/a><br \/><br \/><a href=\"http:\/\/s1076.photobucket.com\/albums\/w443\/ejolly02\/?action=view&amp;current=tumblr_m2p15zK7qc1r3wk77o1_500.jpg\" target=\"_blank\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow\"><img src=\"https:\/\/i1076.photobucket.com\/albums\/w443\/ejolly02\/tumblr_m2p15zK7qc1r3wk77o1_500.jpg\" border=\"0\" alt=\"Photobucket\" loading=\"lazy\"><\/a><br \/><br \/><a href=\"http:\/\/s1076.photobucket.com\/albums\/w443\/ejolly02\/?action=view&amp;current=one-direction-ass-grope-gay1.jpg\" target=\"_blank\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow\"><img src=\"https:\/\/i1076.photobucket.com\/albums\/w443\/ejolly02\/one-direction-ass-grope-gay1.jpg\" border=\"0\" alt=\"butts\" loading=\"lazy\"><\/a><br \/><br \/>And in conclusion, I even ship him with Niall (and I mostly only ship Niall with rainbows and food):<br \/><br \/><a href=\"http:\/\/s1076.photobucket.com\/albums\/w443\/ejolly02\/?action=view&amp;current=tumblr_m1o33x7oax1qg9q0qo1_500.png\" target=\"_blank\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow\"><img src=\"https:\/\/i1076.photobucket.com\/albums\/w443\/ejolly02\/tumblr_m1o33x7oax1qg9q0qo1_500.png\" border=\"0\" alt=\"zayn niall heart\" loading=\"lazy\"><\/a><br \/><br \/><a href=\"http:\/\/s1076.photobucket.com\/albums\/w443\/ejolly02\/?action=view&amp;current=tumblr_m11dlzMiBS1qjdvgeo1_500.jpg\" target=\"_blank\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow\"><img src=\"https:\/\/i1076.photobucket.com\/albums\/w443\/ejolly02\/tumblr_m11dlzMiBS1qjdvgeo1_500.jpg\" border=\"0\" alt=\"Photobucket\" loading=\"lazy\"><\/a><br \/><br \/><a href=\"http:\/\/s1076.photobucket.com\/albums\/w443\/ejolly02\/?action=view&amp;current=tumblr_m12s7sW6Sa1rs1crno1_500.jpg\" target=\"_blank\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow\"><img src=\"https:\/\/i1076.photobucket.com\/albums\/w443\/ejolly02\/tumblr_m12s7sW6Sa1rs1crno1_500.jpg\" border=\"0\" alt=\"Photobucket\" loading=\"lazy\"><\/a><br \/><br \/><br \/>And just because they all sound so pretty here, but particularly Zayn at the end:  <br \/><br \/><lj-embed id=\"23\" \/><br \/><br \/>Wait, one more and then I'm done, I swear.  The veins in Zayn's neck:<br \/><br \/><lj-embed id=\"24\" \/><br \/><br \/><a name='cutid1-end'><\/a><br \/><br \/><br \/>All photos and gifs ganked from tumblr, so if something is yours and I stole it without your permission, you have my apologies.<br \/><br \/>Also, I need more 1D people on my flist so that I have someone to tell me it's okay that I just lost my entire morning to this."},{"id":"urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:lissa_bear:315233","link":[{"@attributes":{"rel":"alternate","type":"text\/html","href":"https:\/\/lissa-bear.livejournal.com\/315233.html"}},{"@attributes":{"rel":"self","type":"text\/xml","href":"https:\/\/lissa-bear.livejournal.com\/data\/atom\/?itemid=315233"}}],"title":"lissa_bear @ 2012-04-27T23:29:00","published":"2012-04-28T04:29:06Z","updated":"2012-04-28T04:29:06Z","content":"Wah, my computer died.  Borrowing one of Julia's old ones until I can afford a new one (or until the end of time, whichever comes first)."},{"id":"urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:lissa_bear:314834","link":[{"@attributes":{"rel":"alternate","type":"text\/html","href":"https:\/\/lissa-bear.livejournal.com\/314834.html"}},{"@attributes":{"rel":"self","type":"text\/xml","href":"https:\/\/lissa-bear.livejournal.com\/data\/atom\/?itemid=314834"}}],"title":"lissa_bear @ 2012-04-26T23:58:00","published":"2012-04-27T04:58:54Z","updated":"2012-04-27T04:58:54Z","content":"Everyone should go read <a href=\"http:\/\/fiddleyoumust.livejournal.com\/368972.html\" target=\"_blank\"><b>this<\/b><\/a> fic by <span  class=\"ljuser  i-ljuser  i-ljuser-type-P     \"  data-ljuser=\"fiddleyoumust\" lj:user=\"fiddleyoumust\" ><a href=\"https:\/\/fiddleyoumust.livejournal.com\/profile\/\"  target=\"_self\"  class=\"i-ljuser-profile\" ><img  class=\"i-ljuser-userhead\"  src=\"https:\/\/l-stat.livejournal.net\/img\/userinfo_v8.png?v=17080&v=916.1\" \/><\/a><a href=\"https:\/\/fiddleyoumust.livejournal.com\/\" class=\"i-ljuser-username\"   target=\"_self\"   ><b>fiddleyoumust<\/b><\/a><\/span> because she's awesome and totally deserves to be showered with praise."},{"id":"urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:lissa_bear:314277","link":[{"@attributes":{"rel":"alternate","type":"text\/html","href":"https:\/\/lissa-bear.livejournal.com\/314277.html"}},{"@attributes":{"rel":"self","type":"text\/xml","href":"https:\/\/lissa-bear.livejournal.com\/data\/atom\/?itemid=314277"}}],"title":"lissa_bear @ 2012-04-24T18:35:00","published":"2012-04-24T23:35:50Z","updated":"2012-04-30T19:28:54Z","content":"<br \/><br \/>1.  Harry\/Louis\/Zayn.  Established Harry\/Louis, but Liam and Niall don&#39;t know that Zayn has joined them.  Lots of sneaking around.  (and I just prompted <span  class=\"ljuser  i-ljuser  i-ljuser-type-P     \"  data-ljuser=\"jeyhawk\" lj:user=\"jeyhawk\" ><a href=\"https:\/\/jeyhawk.livejournal.com\/profile\/\"  target=\"_self\"  class=\"i-ljuser-profile\" ><img  class=\"i-ljuser-userhead\"  src=\"https:\/\/l-stat.livejournal.net\/img\/userinfo_v8.png?v=17080&v=916.1\" \/><\/a><a href=\"https:\/\/jeyhawk.livejournal.com\/\" class=\"i-ljuser-username\"   target=\"_self\"   ><b>jeyhawk<\/b><\/a><\/span> with this, so maybe I'll actually get it one day...*fingers crossed*) <br \/><br \/>2.  Same prompt, only sub Liam for Zayn.  All because of this picture:  <a href=\"http:\/\/tinypic.com?ref=wtw3dy\" target=\"_blank\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow\"><img src=\"https:\/\/imgprx.livejournal.net\/f123ca042db4c2e3f70942c1305d6747cc7fa0d38616a01f990f5fa30a2ac640\/P2WlxyVijxKghGxr98pQWUMdsf-ah7h01hraCaZagcnD-huals6oR10yFxRzBwNhuEUXgQ:gjqHblwy4yIrG7iHTO230w\" border=\"0\" alt=\"Image and video hosting by TinyPic\" fetchpriority=\"high\"><\/a><br \/><br \/>3.  Fic about the clothing swap.  Sex in someone else's clothes.  Any pairing will do, I'm not picky.  <br \/><br \/>4.  Sandlot AU, Liam as Smalls.  <br \/><br \/>5.  Drama teacher Louis AU.  Louis\/Harry.  <br \/><br \/>6.  Zayn\/Liam.  That's it.  <br \/><br \/>7.  Zayn\/Everyone<br \/><br \/>If any of these exist out there, point me to them!<br \/><br \/><a name='cutid1-end'><\/a>"},{"id":"urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:lissa_bear:314109","link":[{"@attributes":{"rel":"alternate","type":"text\/html","href":"https:\/\/lissa-bear.livejournal.com\/314109.html"}},{"@attributes":{"rel":"self","type":"text\/xml","href":"https:\/\/lissa-bear.livejournal.com\/data\/atom\/?itemid=314109"}}],"title":"lissa_bear @ 2012-04-23T15:19:00","published":"2012-04-23T20:19:20Z","updated":"2012-04-23T20:19:20Z","content":"<br \/><br \/><a href=\"http:\/\/tinypic.com?ref=aeup28\" target=\"_blank\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow\"><img src=\"https:\/\/imgprx.livejournal.net\/c0b7ac90735db7b9e3dbd6b32ec9e5a9f664e2d11ca8b52521fd61c32e1fc983\/P2WlxyVijxKghGxr98pQWUMdsf-ah7h01hrWCaZagcnD-huals6oR0sjFVclRgNhuEUXgQ:Bm0-H6PMrrGpQMJ9SV9qxw\" border=\"0\" alt=\"Image and video hosting by TinyPic\" fetchpriority=\"high\"><\/a><br \/><br \/><a href=\"http:\/\/tinypic.com?ref=2vsg4dd\" target=\"_blank\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow\"><img src=\"https:\/\/imgprx.livejournal.net\/cadefa6d14958564e78cb9c66bccccb970a876940366e040497b551bb027b8e4\/P2WlxyVijxKghGxr98pQWUMdsf-ah7h01h3bCaZagcnD-huals6oRxgwE0AjGkk_vFJS3iA:G_QpqnaAtpmT9R-KdaKFpA\" border=\"0\" alt=\"Image and video hosting by TinyPic\" loading=\"lazy\"><\/a><br \/><br \/><a name='cutid1-end'><\/a>"},{"id":"urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:lissa_bear:313780","link":[{"@attributes":{"rel":"alternate","type":"text\/html","href":"https:\/\/lissa-bear.livejournal.com\/313780.html"}},{"@attributes":{"rel":"self","type":"text\/xml","href":"https:\/\/lissa-bear.livejournal.com\/data\/atom\/?itemid=313780"}}],"title":"I need so much help","published":"2012-04-22T17:11:00Z","updated":"2012-04-22T17:11:00Z","content":"Forcing myself to go to the rodeo with my family because otherwise I'll lose another day to the black hole of glitter and sparkles that is One Direction.  Today I'm getting all warm and squishy over the awkward way that Liam rocks from foot to foot in lieu of dancing.  So cute I could puke."},{"id":"urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:lissa_bear:313405","link":[{"@attributes":{"rel":"alternate","type":"text\/html","href":"https:\/\/lissa-bear.livejournal.com\/313405.html"}},{"@attributes":{"rel":"self","type":"text\/xml","href":"https:\/\/lissa-bear.livejournal.com\/data\/atom\/?itemid=313405"}}],"title":"lissa_bear @ 2012-04-21T01:21:00","published":"2012-04-21T06:21:24Z","updated":"2012-04-30T19:29:28Z","content":"Stuff keeps disappearing from my bathroom.  A month ago, I bought a new face wash and two days later it went missing.  I share a bathroom with my brother, but he denied ever having touched it, so I assumed I dropped it on the floor and my dog ran off with it or something.  However, I just took a shower and BOTH of my shampoos are missing.  The matching conditioners are still accounted for.  It has to be my brother, right?  Because the only other explanation is that we have a shampoo burglar.  Only, what the hell could he possibly be doing with all of my toiletries?"},{"id":"urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:lissa_bear:312870","link":[{"@attributes":{"rel":"alternate","type":"text\/html","href":"https:\/\/lissa-bear.livejournal.com\/312870.html"}},{"@attributes":{"rel":"self","type":"text\/xml","href":"https:\/\/lissa-bear.livejournal.com\/data\/atom\/?itemid=312870"}}],"title":"lissa_bear @ 2012-04-19T17:05:00","published":"2012-04-19T22:05:43Z","updated":"2012-04-19T22:05:43Z","content":"Also, I was waiting patiently for an opportunity to turn left out of a parking lot today and the girl behind me apparently got impatient and rammed her car into mine and then drove off!"},{"id":"urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:lissa_bear:312721","link":[{"@attributes":{"rel":"alternate","type":"text\/html","href":"https:\/\/lissa-bear.livejournal.com\/312721.html"}},{"@attributes":{"rel":"self","type":"text\/xml","href":"https:\/\/lissa-bear.livejournal.com\/data\/atom\/?itemid=312721"}}],"title":"lissa_bear @ 2012-04-19T16:59:00","published":"2012-04-19T21:59:46Z","updated":"2012-04-19T21:59:46Z","content":"On New Year's Eve 2009, I posted these words:  <i>I'm hoping for an amazing 2010. It's going to be the year of getting my shit together. <\/i>   <br \/><br \/>Hahahahahahahahaha.  Maybe in 2013?<br \/><br \/>I also said that I was going to stop drinking alcohol in 2010.  Talk about invasion of the body snatchers.<br \/><br \/>In all seriousness though, I have great friends, a great family, and I'm not that far away from a career I know I'm going to love.  So, take that 2009."}]}