another day working at the alignment language museum

Everybody wants to know what an alignment is.

almost cliche cults

Cults! Unlike Cthulhu, this post isn't going to break open your mind about that or anything else. Everything in here is just close enough to the cliche that you can substitute it with almost no other changes.









dungeon ecology generator

Inspired by the work pioneered at Chromatic Cauldron and extended by DIY And Dragons (although cruder than their own methods.) No man is an island, but a dungeon may be an island ecology. Results not guaranteed to cohere.


Vancian memory palaces

Vancian wizards get their power from memorizing tremendously complex spell formulae. Therefore, they use the gold standard of memory techniques, the method of loci - placing memories within the layout of a familiar building.

If you want to memorize a deck of cards, any building will do. But you wouldn’t store a spell in any building, any more than you (or a snobbier version of you - wizards are infamous snobs) would hang the Mona Lisa in an outhouse. It’s disrespectful, and degrades the potency of the spells you house there.

Obviously, this is one reason wizards power up by raiding tombs - big, dangerous cavern networks brewing with magical energy tend to twist themselves into geomantically potent shapes. Necromancers may find especially useful models for their spell palaces in crypts, abjurists in fortifications, transmutationists in ancient sorcerous factories.

Temples and magical academies are of course built into shapes of puissant feng shui, and access to wander and familiarize oneself with the deeper levels is restricted to trusted senior members for this reason.

Potent shapes for spell storage are hard to predict a priori, and even with potent visualization techniques, it’s difficult to substitute a blueprint on paper for familiarization with a physical space. (Though to be clear: most spell books do include the relevant maps/blueprints, geometrically transformed through codes that are as elaborate as the wizard is paranoid.) Searching for ideal buildings in lucid dreams is a popular option - and also a popular vector through which hostile interplanar memeplexes come to set up shop in a wizard’s brain.

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