I broke the speed limit on my bicycle. I mean yeah, the speed limit was 15, and the motor on my bike tops out at 20, and I had to go looking for a speed limit lower than 25, and I wasn’t pedaling, and the speedometer on my bike said 17.4mph. damn breaking the speed limit on your bike feels really good. I really accomplished something today.
Add one crime to the list. I’ll take the ticket if you want to serve it online police i am proud


I once broke the limit going home from the train station. The limit was 60 (still don’t know why it’s that low, on a straight road outside town like that 90 is the norm) and I went aboit 70 according to my tachometer. Almost hit a fucking fox as well.
damn what the hell is a fox doing fucking in the road you gotta do that in the bushes. no wonder you almost hit it.