Taken from
sorchar's
lj entry. Re-posting response here because she's already bogged down with tons and it would be cool if this could be a meme that spreads throughout lj and all that jazz.
Think of your fandom. Now think of the worst possible scenario. Now, share it with me in the comments.Supernatural:The Metallicar is destroyed completely, and thanks to Sam, gets replaced by a Prius. Sam stops being emo and Dean finds his
Bad!MarySue One Twue Wuv. They start using pop songs in the music sequences instead of classic rock, and they use the last Magic Bullet to kill the
Celine Dion Ceiling Demon. John remarries, the fangirls take it as an insult to the memory of Our Lady of Flaming Ceilings.
Smallville:Clark & Lana get together AGAIN, thus beginning another turn in the great Circle Of WAAAANGST. Chloe dies, Lois becomes the "strong female character" and Lex becomes content, and therefore BORING.
Gundam Wing:Cartoon Network decides to air it AGAIN and we get another huge influx of 12 year-olds addicted to caps-lock who've never used a spellchecker in their lives. Flame wars ensue when aforementioned 12 year-olds discover yaoi fiction with GUYS WITH GUYS OMG.
(Thanks, DC!)House:House and the ex happily get back together, thus traumatizing all the House/Wilson shippers.
Firefly:Eps get aired out of order and the show gets cancelled due to low ratings.
...wait. Dammit.
Pirates Of The Carribbean:Norrington shaves.
LoTRips:Viggo's with Sean Bean. ViggOrli shippers are devastated. Dom and Elijah really do turn out to be dating, MsA was right all along.