{"id":"urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:lavenderfrost","title":"LavenderFrost's LiveJournal","subtitle":"Lav","author":{"name":"Lav"},"link":[{"@attributes":{"rel":"alternate","type":"text\/html","href":"https:\/\/lavenderfrost.livejournal.com\/"}},{"@attributes":{"rel":"self","type":"text\/xml","href":"https:\/\/lavenderfrost.livejournal.com\/data\/atom"}},{"@attributes":{"rel":"service.feed","type":"application\/x.atom+xml","href":"https:\/\/lavenderfrost.livejournal.com\/data\/atom","title":"LavenderFrost's LiveJournal"}}],"updated":"2015-12-26T14:18:52Z","entry":[{"id":"urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:lavenderfrost:1303257","link":[{"@attributes":{"rel":"alternate","type":"text\/html","href":"https:\/\/lavenderfrost.livejournal.com\/1303257.html"}},{"@attributes":{"rel":"self","type":"text\/xml","href":"https:\/\/lavenderfrost.livejournal.com\/data\/atom\/?itemid=1303257"}}],"title":"Just Watched Pacific Rim","published":"2013-08-05T06:18:27Z","updated":"2013-08-05T06:18:27Z","category":{"@attributes":{"term":"gwing"}},"content":"This shit has me watching GW again. *facepalm*<br \/><br \/><b>Firm Head!Canon:<\/b><br \/>Mako Mori is the however-many-times-great grandmother of Heero Yuy.<br \/>Yancy Becket is the ancestor of Duo Maxwell<br \/>One of the Wei triplets is the ancestor of Chang Wufei.<br \/>Herc Hansen is the ancestor of Trowa Barton.<br \/><br \/><b>Tentative Head!Canon:<\/b> <br \/>The Kaidanovskys are the ancestors of Treize.<br \/>...???"},{"id":"urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:lavenderfrost:1300292","link":[{"@attributes":{"rel":"alternate","type":"text\/html","href":"https:\/\/lavenderfrost.livejournal.com\/1300292.html"}},{"@attributes":{"rel":"self","type":"text\/xml","href":"https:\/\/lavenderfrost.livejournal.com\/data\/atom\/?itemid=1300292"}}],"title":"lavenderfrost @ 2013-01-01T00:46:00","published":"2013-01-01T07:46:44Z","updated":"2013-01-01T07:46:44Z","content":"Happy New Year, everyone. :)"},{"id":"urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:lavenderfrost:1299621","link":[{"@attributes":{"rel":"alternate","type":"text\/html","href":"https:\/\/lavenderfrost.livejournal.com\/1299621.html"}},{"@attributes":{"rel":"self","type":"text\/xml","href":"https:\/\/lavenderfrost.livejournal.com\/data\/atom\/?itemid=1299621"}}],"title":"Beautiful Day, Y'all.","published":"2012-11-07T18:13:51Z","updated":"2012-11-07T19:21:45Z","category":{"@attributes":{"term":"politics"}},"content":"<div style=\"text-align:center\"><img alt=\"\" border=\"0\" title=\"\" src=\"https:\/\/i.imgur.com\/nipNZ.jpg\" fetchpriority=\"high\" \/><br \/><lj-embed id=\"139\" \/><\/div><br \/><br \/><ul><b>So let me get this straight:<\/b><br \/><li>We got Obama for four more years.<\/li><br \/><li>Elizabeth Warren in the Senate.<\/li><br \/><li>Gay marriage <i>by popular vote<\/i> in 3 states.<\/li><br \/><li>Homophobic \"traditional marriage\" laws voted down in another state.<\/li><br \/><li>The first openly gay Senator.<\/li><br \/><li>The first openly bisexual congresswoman.* <i>(MY DISTRICT, Y'ALL.)<\/i><\/li><br \/><li>Sexist rape apologists kicked out of Congress.<\/li><br \/><li>The first Asian-American woman in the Senate.<\/li><br \/><li>The first disabled female veteran in the Senate, who also happens to be a person of color.<\/li><br \/><li>The first Hindu in Congress, also a woman.<\/li><br \/><li>DREAM Act passed in Maryland.<\/li><\/ul><br \/><br \/>Am I missing anything?  <i>(Not counting Puerto Rico because they may have voted \"yes\" to being a state, but Congress still has to actually make that happen.)<\/i><br \/><br \/>*<font size=\"-2\"> - Technically, the race has not been called yet.  Kyrsten Sinema has maintained a steady lead throughout, though, and it's continuing to grow as more votes are counted.<\/font>"},{"id":"urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:lavenderfrost:1299093","link":[{"@attributes":{"rel":"alternate","type":"text\/html","href":"https:\/\/lavenderfrost.livejournal.com\/1299093.html"}},{"@attributes":{"rel":"self","type":"text\/xml","href":"https:\/\/lavenderfrost.livejournal.com\/data\/atom\/?itemid=1299093"}}],"title":"Firefly - Brush Up Your Shakespeare (The Wild And Whirling Words Remix)","published":"2012-08-24T19:03:33Z","updated":"2012-08-26T07:31:26Z","category":{"@attributes":{"term":"podfic"}},"content":"Now with actual WORKING streaming!&nbsp; ^^;;<br \/><br \/><img src=\"https:\/\/i.imgur.com\/t9UHI.jpg\" title=\"\" fetchpriority=\"high\"><br \/><b>Title:<\/b>&nbsp; <a href=\"http:\/\/musesfool.livejournal.com\/1761402.html\" target=\"_blank\" target=\"_blank\"><b>Brush Up Your Shakespeare (The Wild And Whirling Words Remix)<\/b><\/a><br \/><b>Author:<\/b> <span  class=\"ljuser  i-ljuser  i-ljuser-type-P     \"  data-ljuser=\"musesfool\" lj:user=\"musesfool\" ><a href=\"https:\/\/musesfool.livejournal.com\/profile\/\"  target=\"_self\"  class=\"i-ljuser-profile\" ><img  class=\"i-ljuser-userhead\"  src=\"https:\/\/l-stat.livejournal.net\/img\/userinfo_v8.png?v=17080&v=916.1\" \/><\/a><a href=\"https:\/\/musesfool.livejournal.com\/\" class=\"i-ljuser-username\"   target=\"_self\"   ><b>musesfool<\/b><\/a><a class=\"i-ljuser-badge i-ljuser-badge--pro\" data-badge-type=\"pro\" data-placement=\"bottom\" data-pro-badge data-pro-badge-type=\"1\" data-is-raw hidden href=\"#\"><span class=\"i-ljuser-badge__icon\"><svg class=\"svgicon\" width=\"25\" height=\"16\" xmlns=\"http:\/\/www.w3.org\/2000\/svg\" viewBox=\"0 0 33 24\"><path fill-rule=\"evenodd\" d=\"M19.326 11.95c0 2.01 1.47 3.45 3.48 3.45 2.02 0 3.49-1.44 3.49-3.45 0-2.01-1.47-3.45-3.49-3.45-2.01 0-3.48 1.44-3.48 3.45Zm5.51 0c0 1.24-.8 2.19-2.03 2.19-1.23 0-2.02-.95-2.02-2.19 0-1.25.79-2.19 2.02-2.19s2.03.94 2.03 2.19ZM7.92 15.28H6.5V8.61h3.12c1.45 0 2.24.98 2.24 2.15 0 1.16-.8 2.15-2.24 2.15h-1.7v2.37Zm1.51-3.62c.56 0 .98-.35.98-.9 0-.56-.42-.9-.98-.9H7.92v1.8h1.51ZM18.3802 15.28h-1.63l-1.31-2.37h-1.04v2.37h-1.42V8.61h3.12c1.39 0 2.24.91 2.24 2.15 0 1.18-.74 1.81-1.46 1.98l1.5 2.54Zm-2.49-3.62c.57 0 1-.34 1-.9s-.43-.9-1-.9h-1.49v1.8h1.49Z\" clip-rule=\"evenodd\"\/><path fill-rule=\"evenodd\" d=\"M2 8c0-2.20914 1.79086-4 4-4h20.5c2.2091 0 4 1.79086 4 4v7.9c0 2.2091-1.7909 4-4 4H6c-2.20914 0-4-1.7909-4-4V8Zm4-2.5h20.5C27.8807 5.5 29 6.61929 29 8v7.9c0 1.3807-1.1193 2.5-2.5 2.5H6c-1.38071 0-2.5-1.1193-2.5-2.5V8c0-1.38071 1.11929-2.5 2.5-2.5Z\" clip-rule=\"evenodd\"\/><\/svg><\/span><\/a><\/span><br \/><b>Reader:<\/b> <span  class=\"ljuser  i-ljuser  i-ljuser-type-P     \"  data-ljuser=\"lavenderfrost\" lj:user=\"lavenderfrost\" ><a href=\"https:\/\/lavenderfrost.livejournal.com\/profile\/\"  target=\"_self\"  class=\"i-ljuser-profile\" ><img  class=\"i-ljuser-userhead\"  src=\"https:\/\/l-stat.livejournal.net\/img\/userinfo_v8.png?v=17080&v=916.1\" \/><\/a><a href=\"https:\/\/lavenderfrost.livejournal.com\/\" class=\"i-ljuser-username\"   target=\"_self\"   ><b>lavenderfrost<\/b><\/a><\/span>, <a href=\"http:\/\/dr-fumbles-mcstupid.dreamwidth.org\/profile\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow\"><img src=\"https:\/\/i.imgur.com\/I1CCI.png\" title=\"\" border=\"0\" loading=\"lazy\"><\/a><a href=\"http:\/\/dr-fumbles-mcstupid.dreamwidth.org\/\" target=\"_blank\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow\"><b>dr_fumbles_mcstupid<\/b><\/a><br \/><b>Length:<\/b> 26:10 with music, 24:48 without music<br \/><b>Format:<\/b> mp3<br \/><b>Music:<\/b> Two Steps From Hell - <i>Could've Been<\/i> <br \/><b>Cover Artist:<\/b> <span  class=\"ljuser  i-ljuser  i-ljuser-type-P     \"  data-ljuser=\"lavenderfrost\" lj:user=\"lavenderfrost\" ><a href=\"https:\/\/lavenderfrost.livejournal.com\/profile\/\"  target=\"_self\"  class=\"i-ljuser-profile\" ><img  class=\"i-ljuser-userhead\"  src=\"https:\/\/l-stat.livejournal.net\/img\/userinfo_v8.png?v=17080&v=916.1\" \/><\/a><a href=\"https:\/\/lavenderfrost.livejournal.com\/\" class=\"i-ljuser-username\"   target=\"_self\"   ><b>lavenderfrost<\/b><\/a><\/span><br \/><b>Podder's Notes:<\/b>&nbsp; Live, in-person collaborations ftw. :D&nbsp; \\o\/<br \/><br \/><b>With Music:<\/b><br \/><a href=\"http:\/\/k003.kiwi6.com\/hotlink\/jp16139j55\/wawwfinal.mp3\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow\">Download @ Kiwi6<\/a> <i>(Right-click, save)<\/i><br \/><a href=\"http:\/\/podfic.jinjurly.com\/audfiles\/032012082602.zip\" target=\"_blank\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow\">Download Mirror @ Audiofic Archive<\/a> <i>(Right-click, save, unzip)<\/i><br \/><lj-embed id=\"137\" \/><a name='cutid1-end'><\/a><br \/><br \/><b>Without Music:<\/b> <br \/><a href=\"http:\/\/k003.kiwi6.com\/hotlink\/9c9rg2iegy\/wawwfinal_nm.mp3\" target=\"_blank\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow\">Download @ Kiwi6<\/a> <i>(Right-click, save)<\/i><br \/><a href=\"http:\/\/podfic.jinjurly.com\/audfiles\/032012082603.zip\" target=\"_blank\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow\">Download Mirror @ Audiofic Archive<\/a> <i>(Right-click, save, unzip)<\/i><br \/><lj-embed id=\"138\" \/><br \/><br \/><b>Also Posted At:<\/b><br \/><a href=\"http:\/\/archiveofourown.org\/works\/496316\" target=\"_blank\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow\">AO3<\/a><br \/>Amplificathon: <a href=\"\" target=\"_blank\" target=\"_blank\">LJ<\/a> \/ <a href=\"http:\/\/amplificathon.dreamwidth.org\/2011940.htmlhttp:\/\/amplificathon.livejournal.com\/1526219.html\" target=\"_blank\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow\">DW<\/a><br \/>Audiofic Archive: <a href=\"http:\/\/www.audiofic.jinjurly.com\/brush-up-your-shakespeare-wild-and-whirling-words-remix-music-version\" target=\"_blank\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow\">Music<\/a> \/ <a href=\"http:\/\/www.audiofic.jinjurly.com\/brush-up-your-shakespeare-wild-and-whirling-words-remix-non-music-version\" target=\"_blank\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow\">Non-Music<\/a><a name='cutid2-end'><\/a>"},{"id":"urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:lavenderfrost:1297669","link":[{"@attributes":{"rel":"alternate","type":"text\/html","href":"https:\/\/lavenderfrost.livejournal.com\/1297669.html"}},{"@attributes":{"rel":"self","type":"text\/xml","href":"https:\/\/lavenderfrost.livejournal.com\/data\/atom\/?itemid=1297669"}}],"title":"Lavinia, Live","published":"2012-08-04T02:07:25Z","updated":"2012-08-07T00:49:10Z","category":{"@attributes":{"term":"podfic"}},"content":"<img src=\"https:\/\/i.imgur.com\/ayYTs.jpg\" title=\"\" fetchpriority=\"high\"><br \/><b>Title:<\/b>&nbsp; <a href=\"http:\/\/archiveofourown.org\/works\/195313\/chapters\/287704\" target=\"_blank\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow\"><b>Lavinia, Live<\/b><\/a><br \/><b>Author:<\/b>&nbsp; <a href=\"http:\/\/archiveofourown.org\/users\/Zdenka\/pseuds\/Zdenka\" target=\"_blank\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow\"><img src=\"https:\/\/i.imgur.com\/H5uqw.png\" title=\"\" border=\"0\" loading=\"lazy\">Zdenka<\/a> (<span  class=\"ljuser  i-ljuser  i-ljuser-deleted  i-ljuser-type-P     \"  data-ljuser=\"lignota\" lj:user=\"lignota\" ><a href=\"https:\/\/lignota.livejournal.com\/profile\/\"  target=\"_self\"  class=\"i-ljuser-profile\" ><img  class=\"i-ljuser-userhead\"  src=\"https:\/\/l-stat.livejournal.net\/img\/userinfo_v8.png?v=17080&v=916.1\" \/><\/a><a href=\"https:\/\/lignota.livejournal.com\/\" class=\"i-ljuser-username\"   target=\"_self\"   ><b>lignota<\/b><\/a><\/span>)<br \/><b>Reader:<\/b>&nbsp; Me<br \/><b>Length:<\/b> 21:38 with music, 20:42 without music<br \/><b>Format:<\/b> mp3<br \/><b>Music:<\/b> Hans Zimmer feat. Lisa Gerard - <i>Rome Is The Light<\/i><br \/><b>Cover Artist:<\/b> Me<br \/><b>Notes:<\/b>&nbsp; A make-things-better fixit fic for Titus Andronicus, because if <i>ever<\/i> there was a Shakespeare play that needed fixing, that would be it.<br \/><b>WARNINGS:<\/b>&nbsp; Non-explicit references to past canonical sexual assault and mutilation <i>(if you don't know what happens to Lavinia in Titus Andronicus, <a href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Titus_Andronicus#Synopsis\" target=\"_blank\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow\"><u>look here<\/u><\/a>)<\/i>, along with references to cultural acceptance of infanticide.&nbsp; <br \/><b>Summary:<\/b>&nbsp; Ten things that Lavinia might have done, afterwards.<br \/><br \/><br \/><br \/><b>With Intro\/Outro Music<\/b><br \/><a href=\"http:\/\/k005.kiwi6.com\/hotlink\/96v8lj6a4f\/ll_wm.mp3\" target=\"_blank\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow\">Download @Kiwi6<\/a> <i>(Right-click, save-as)<\/i><br \/><a href=\"http:\/\/podfic.jinjurly.com\/audfiles\/032012080701.zip\" target=\"_blank\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow\">Download Mirror @ Audiofic Archive<\/a> <i>(Right-click, save as, unzip)<\/i><br \/><br \/><br \/><lj-embed id=\"123\" \/><br \/><br \/><br \/><b>Without Intro\/Outro Music<\/b><br \/><a href=\"http:\/\/k004.kiwi6.com\/hotlink\/7rfxz3w941\/ll_nm.mp3\" target=\"_blank\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow\">Download @ Kiwi6<\/a> <i>(Right-click, save-as)<\/i><br \/><a href=\"http:\/\/podfic.jinjurly.com\/audfiles\/032012080702.zip\" target=\"_blank\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow\">Download Mirror @ Audiofic Archive<\/a> <i>(Right-click, save as, unzip)<\/i><br \/><br \/><lj-embed id=\"124\" \/><br \/><br \/>Also Posted On:<br \/><a href=\"http:\/\/amplificathon.livejournal.com\/1509177.html#cutid1\" target=\"_blank\" target=\"_blank\">Amplificathon<\/a><br \/><a href=\"http:\/\/archiveofourown.org\/works\/477031\" target=\"_blank\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow\">AO3<\/a><br \/><a href=\"http:\/\/iv0611.tumblr.com\/post\/28668805290\/title-lavinia-live-author-zdenka-reader-me\" target=\"_blank\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow\">Tumblr<\/a><br \/>Audiofic Archive: <a href=\"http:\/\/www.audiofic.jinjurly.com\/lavinia-live-music-version\" target=\"_blank\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow\">With Music<\/a>, <a href=\"http:\/\/www.audiofic.jinjurly.com\/lavinia-live-non-music-version\" target=\"_blank\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow\">Non-Music<\/a>"},{"id":"urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:lavenderfrost:1297164","link":[{"@attributes":{"rel":"alternate","type":"text\/html","href":"https:\/\/lavenderfrost.livejournal.com\/1297164.html"}},{"@attributes":{"rel":"self","type":"text\/xml","href":"https:\/\/lavenderfrost.livejournal.com\/data\/atom\/?itemid=1297164"}}],"title":"So, let me get this straight - ","published":"2012-08-02T02:36:28Z","updated":"2012-08-02T02:36:28Z","category":[{"@attributes":{"term":"politics"}},{"@attributes":{"term":"wtf"}},{"@attributes":{"term":"religion"}}],"content":"<img src=\"https:\/\/imgprx.livejournal.net\/d52319538998956f8988a83b152da75b46df4cd6e872f481ad8c1484c699ceb5\/P2WlxyVijxKghGxt9MlSV0Mdsf-ah7h00kuGTrMdm8Xe8RTG28KqBQUyFUp1El9OuxoGkW3JcDFmTAMdngEo-19BgWfIevQ:vmRgQ1sCNaGZJveCdkzLzw\" title=\"\" fetchpriority=\"high\"><br \/><br \/>Conservative religious whackjobs boycotting <a href=\"http:\/\/communities.washingtontimes.com\/neighborhood\/appalachian-chronicles\/2012\/jun\/16\/one-million-moms-hijacks-fathers-day-political-boy\/\" target=\"_blank\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow\">JCPenney<\/a> and <a href=\"http:\/\/articles.cnn.com\/1997-06-18\/us\/9706_18_baptists.disney_1_boycott-disneys-denomination?_s=PM:US\" target=\"_blank\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow\">Disneyland<\/a>, and pulling official strings to try to prevent <a href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Park51\" target=\"_blank\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow\">Islamic community centers<\/a> from being built is the work of responsible citizens protecting the Constitution and the American Way\u2026<br \/><br \/><img src=\"https:\/\/imgprx.livejournal.net\/f605b44bade804cf1a9df7df7f9898377023bd8f36f7fb24ba4eff5795922d14\/P2WlxyVijxKghGxt9MlSV0Mdsf-ah7h00kuGTrMdm8Xe8RTG28KqBQUyFUp1El9OuxoGkWTcV1NgGQMdngEo-19BgWfIevQ:GWAdeWNkdzREt17g0Cn48Q\" title=\"\" loading=\"lazy\"><br \/><br \/>But boycotting Chick Fil-A and denying them building permits is an&nbsp; ATTACK ON FREE SPEECH AND RELIGIOUS FREEDOM ZOMG FIRST AMENDMENT FIRST AMENDMENT FIRST AMENDMENT?<br \/><br \/>Side-eyeing and judging the people who ate there today SO hard right now.<br \/><br \/><img src=\"https:\/\/imgprx.livejournal.net\/9bd8dc6583d1f3ae4d94ffac476c7f5960cbf67fcb8f889ff3990665841c2ee9\/P2WlxyVijxKghGxt9MlSV0Mdsf-ah7h00kuGTrMdm8Xe8RTG28KqBQUyFUp1El9OuxVYjDHITzoTLgMdhwk_-ktBjH7JevQ:XfobdELrI0A4NrQi6URYdw\" title=\"\" loading=\"lazy\">"},{"id":"urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:lavenderfrost:1295617","link":[{"@attributes":{"rel":"alternate","type":"text\/html","href":"https:\/\/lavenderfrost.livejournal.com\/1295617.html"}},{"@attributes":{"rel":"self","type":"text\/xml","href":"https:\/\/lavenderfrost.livejournal.com\/data\/atom\/?itemid=1295617"}}],"title":"OH MY GOD YOU GUYS","published":"2012-06-18T23:12:20Z","updated":"2012-06-18T23:12:47Z","category":{"@attributes":{"term":"music is my boyfriend"}},"content":"<div style=\"text-align:center\"><img src=\"https:\/\/i.imgur.com\/9Idyi.gif\" fetchpriority=\"high\" \/><br \/><br \/><b><font size=\"+1\">A <a href=\"http:\/\/amandatolleson.tumblr.com\/post\/25388826578\/alphamano-the-hobbit-2012-main-theme-over\" target=\"_blank\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow\">TRACK<\/a> FROM THE SCORE IS OUT.<\/font><\/b><\/div><br \/><br \/><div style=\"text-align:center\"><img src=\"https:\/\/imgprx.livejournal.net\/ea3a0877289b6c2f31847e93368292b47cece06cfe4d392877243bb5a97faedd\/P2WlxyVijxKghGxt9MlSV0Mdsf-ah7h00kuGTrMdm8Xe8RTG28KqBQUyFUp1El9OuxdAyCvINDdCFgMdngEo-19BjH7JevQ:s8wdg0cgZWNq_tSJ7RLynQ\" title=\"\" loading=\"lazy\"><\/div>"},{"id":"urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:lavenderfrost:1295579","link":[{"@attributes":{"rel":"alternate","type":"text\/html","href":"https:\/\/lavenderfrost.livejournal.com\/1295579.html"}},{"@attributes":{"rel":"self","type":"text\/xml","href":"https:\/\/lavenderfrost.livejournal.com\/data\/atom\/?itemid=1295579"}}],"title":"Epic Letter To Pro-Lifers","published":"2012-06-11T22:51:33Z","updated":"2012-06-11T22:51:33Z","category":[{"@attributes":{"term":"excuse me sir your patriarchy is showing"}},{"@attributes":{"term":"politics"}},{"@attributes":{"term":"feminism"}}],"content":"<i>\"Let me tell you some things.<br \/><br \/>I used to investigate child abuse and neglect. I can tell you how to stop the vast majority of abortion in the world.<\/i><br \/><br \/><i>First, make knowledge and access to contraception widely available. Start teaching kids before they hit puberty. Teach them about domestic violence and coercion, and teach them not to coerce and rape. Create a strong, loving community where women and girls feel safe and supported in times of need. Because guess what? They aren\u2019t. You know what happens to babies born under such circumstances? They get hurt, unnecessarily. They get sick, unnecessarily. They get removed from parents who love them but who are unprepared for the burden of a child. Resources? Honey, we try. There aren\u2019t enough resources anywhere. There are waiting lists, and promises, and maybes. If the government itself can\u2019t hook people up, what makes you think an impoverished single mom can handle it?<br \/><br \/>Abolish poverty. Do you have any idea how much childcare costs? Daycare can cost as much or more than monthly rent. They may be inadequately staffed. Getting a private nanny is a nice idea, but they don\u2019t come cheap either. Relatives? Do they own a car? Does the bus run at the right times? Do they have jobs of their own they need to work just to keep the lights on? Are they going to stick around until you get off you convenience store shift at 4 AM? Do they have criminal histories that will make them unsuitable as caregivers when CPS pokes around? You gonna pay for that? Who\u2019s going to pay for that?<br \/><br \/>End rape. I know your type errs on the side of blaming the woman, but I\u2019ve seen little girls who\u2019ve barely gotten their periods pregnant because somebody thought raping preteens was an awesome idea. You want to put a child through that? Or someone with a mental or physical inability for whom pregnancy would be frightening, painful or even life-threatening? I\u2019ve seen nonverbal kids who had their feet sliced up by caregivers for no fucking reason at all, you think sexual abuse doesn\u2019t happen either?<br \/><br \/>You say there\u2019s lots of couples who want to adopt. Kiddo, what they want to adopt are healthy white babies, preferably untainted by the wombs and genetics of women with alcohol or drug dependencies. I\u2019ve seen the kids they don\u2019t want, who almost no one wants. You people focus only on the happy pink babies, the gigglers, the ones who grow and grow with no trouble. Those are not the kids who linger in foster care. Those are certainly not the older kids and teenagers who age out of foster care and then are thrown out in the streets, usually with an array of medical and mental health issues. Are they too old to count?<br \/><br \/>And yeah, I\u2019ve seen the babies, little hand-sized things barely clinging to life. There\u2019s no glory, no wonder there. There is no wonder in a pregnant woman with five dollars to her name, so deep in depression you wonder if she\u2019ll be alive in a week. Therapy costs money. Medicine costs money. Food, clothes, electricity cost money. Government assistance is a pittance; poverty drives women and girls into situations where they are forced to rely on people who abuse them to survive. (I\u2019ve been up in more hospitals than I can count.)<br \/><br \/>In each and every dark pit of desperation, I have never seen a pro-lifer. I ain\u2019t never seen them babysitting, scrubbing floors, bringing over goods, handing mom $50 bucks a month or driving her to the pediatrician. I ain\u2019t never seen them sitting up for hours with an autistic child who screams and rages so his mother can get some sleep while she rests up from working 14-hour days. I don\u2019t see them fixing leaks in rundown houses or playing with a kid while the police prepare to interview her about her sexual abuse. They\u2019re not paying for the funerals of babies and children who died after birth, when they truly do become independent organisms. And the crazy thing is they think they\u2019ve already done their job, because the child was born!<br \/><br \/>Aphids give birth, girl. It\u2019s no miracle. You want to speak for the weak? Get off your high horse and get your hands dirty helping the poor, the isolated, the ill and mentally ill women and mothers and their children who already breathe the dirty air. You are doing nothing, absolutely nothing, for children. You don\u2019t have a flea\u2019s comprehension of injustice. You are not doing shit for life until you get in there and fight that darkness. Until you understand that abortion is salvation in a world like ours. Does that sound too hard? Do you really think suffering post-birth is more permissible, less worthy of outrage?<br \/><br \/>'Pro-life' is simply a philosophy in which the only life worth saving is the one that can be saved by punishing a woman.\"<\/i><a name='cutid1-end'><\/a><br \/><br \/> - <a href=\"http:\/\/desliz.tumblr.com\/post\/8944082875\" target=\"_blank\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow\"><b>Source<\/b><\/a>"},{"id":"urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:lavenderfrost:1294659","link":[{"@attributes":{"rel":"alternate","type":"text\/html","href":"https:\/\/lavenderfrost.livejournal.com\/1294659.html"}},{"@attributes":{"rel":"self","type":"text\/xml","href":"https:\/\/lavenderfrost.livejournal.com\/data\/atom\/?itemid=1294659"}}],"title":"Yeah - y'all remember when I said I'd be podficcing?","published":"2012-06-09T05:12:12Z","updated":"2012-06-09T23:59:58Z","category":[{"@attributes":{"term":"podfic"}},{"@attributes":{"term":"brokeback mutants"}}],"content":"No, I haven't given up. &gt;.&gt;;;<br \/><br \/>This one put up one <i>hell<\/i> of a fight.&nbsp; Re-reading and re-recording OVER AND OVER AGAIN <i>(seriously - <b>8 tries<\/b>, y'all)<\/i> because:<br \/>A.) &nbsp;I have a just-plain-noisy computer and for some reason this time around, editing that out without ruining the reading was FUN <font size=\"-2\">omg fml<\/font>.<br \/>B.) &nbsp;No matter how many takes I did, I couldn't get it to sound quite the way I felt it should in terms of tone and characters.&nbsp; I guess you could say I'm still struggling to find the characters' voices.&nbsp; <br \/><br \/>After putting it on hold for months on end because of IRL stuff, I finally just sat down, recorded one last time and decided that for better or worse, that was the take I'd use...and then decided to use the next-to-last one after all.&nbsp; ^^;; <br \/><br \/>So, without further ado...<br \/><br \/><img src=\"https:\/\/i.imgur.com\/PJGAF.jpg\" title=\"\" fetchpriority=\"high\"><br \/><br \/><b>Title:<\/b>&nbsp; <a href=\"http:\/\/archiveofourown.org\/works\/223872\" target=\"_blank\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow\"><b>Shout It Sweet In A Song<\/b><\/a><br \/><b>Fandom:<\/b>&nbsp; X-Men, X-Men: First Class<br \/><b>Author(s):<\/b>&nbsp; brilligspoons (<span  class=\"ljuser  i-ljuser  i-ljuser-deleted  i-ljuser-type-P     \"  data-ljuser=\"hardlyabird\" lj:user=\"hardlyabird\" ><a href=\"https:\/\/hardlyabird.livejournal.com\/profile\/\"  target=\"_self\"  class=\"i-ljuser-profile\" ><img  class=\"i-ljuser-userhead\"  src=\"https:\/\/l-stat.livejournal.net\/img\/userinfo_v8.png?v=17080&v=916.1\" \/><\/a><a href=\"https:\/\/hardlyabird.livejournal.com\/\" class=\"i-ljuser-username\"   target=\"_self\"   ><b>hardlyabird<\/b><\/a><\/span>) <i>('Verse co-authored by brilligspoons & <span  class=\"ljuser  i-ljuser  i-ljuser-type-P     \"  data-ljuser=\"pocky_slash\" lj:user=\"pocky_slash\" ><a href=\"https:\/\/pocky-slash.livejournal.com\/profile\/\"  target=\"_self\"  class=\"i-ljuser-profile\" ><img  class=\"i-ljuser-userhead\"  src=\"https:\/\/l-stat.livejournal.net\/img\/userinfo_v8.png?v=17080&v=916.1\" \/><\/a><a href=\"https:\/\/pocky-slash.livejournal.com\/\" class=\"i-ljuser-username\"   target=\"_self\"   ><b>pocky_slash<\/b><\/a><\/span>.)<\/i><br \/><b>Reader:<\/b>&nbsp; <span  class=\"ljuser  i-ljuser  i-ljuser-type-P     \"  data-ljuser=\"lavenderfrost\" lj:user=\"lavenderfrost\" ><a href=\"https:\/\/lavenderfrost.livejournal.com\/profile\/\"  target=\"_self\"  class=\"i-ljuser-profile\" ><img  class=\"i-ljuser-userhead\"  src=\"https:\/\/l-stat.livejournal.net\/img\/userinfo_v8.png?v=17080&v=916.1\" \/><\/a><a href=\"https:\/\/lavenderfrost.livejournal.com\/\" class=\"i-ljuser-username\"   target=\"_self\"   ><b>lavenderfrost<\/b><\/a><\/span> <br \/><b>Pairings:<\/b>&nbsp; Erik Lehnsherr\/Charles Xavier<br \/><b>Length:<\/b>&nbsp;12:36 <i>(11:11 without music)<\/i><br \/><b>Music:<\/b>&nbsp; Girls Aloud - Jump! (For My Love)<br \/><br \/><b><u>DOWNLOADS<\/u><\/b><br \/><br \/>With Musical Intro\/Outro:&nbsp; <br \/><a href=\"http:\/\/www.mediafire.com\/?95745gsuiwi7x9u\" target=\"_blank\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow\">Download @ MediaFire<\/a><br \/><a href=\"http:\/\/podfic.jinjurly.com\/audfiles\/032012061007.zip\" target=\"_blank\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow\">Direct-Download From Audiofic Archive<\/a> <i>(Right-click, save-as.)<\/i><br \/><br \/><br \/>And for those with hearing issues, or who just plain think my taste in music sucks...<br \/><br \/>Without Musical Intro\/Outro:&nbsp; <br \/><a href=\"http:\/\/www.mediafire.com\/?p7c2b95r5a3rou3\" target=\"_blank\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow\">Download @ MediaFire<\/a><br \/><a href=\"http:\/\/podfic.jinjurly.com\/audfiles\/032012061008.zip\" target=\"_blank\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow\">Direct-Download From Audiofic Archive<\/a> <i>(Right-click, save-as.)<\/i><br \/><br \/><b>Also posted at:<\/b> <br \/><a href=\"http:\/\/amplificathon.livejournal.com\/1449478.html\" target=\"_blank\" target=\"_blank\">Amplificathon<\/a><br \/><a href=\"http:\/\/iv0611.tumblr.com\/post\/24732231359\/title-shout-it-sweet-in-a-song-fandom-x-men\" target=\"_blank\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow\">Tumblr<\/a><br \/><a href=\"http:\/\/archiveofourown.org\/works\/298207\/chapters\/724097\" target=\"_blank\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow\">AO3<\/a><a name='cutid1-end'><\/a>"},{"id":"urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:lavenderfrost:1293755","link":[{"@attributes":{"rel":"alternate","type":"text\/html","href":"https:\/\/lavenderfrost.livejournal.com\/1293755.html"}},{"@attributes":{"rel":"self","type":"text\/xml","href":"https:\/\/lavenderfrost.livejournal.com\/data\/atom\/?itemid=1293755"}}],"title":"The End Is Freakin' Nigh","published":"2012-05-29T16:45:21Z","updated":"2012-05-29T16:45:21Z","category":{"@attributes":{"term":"zombies"}},"content":"<b>5\/16: McArthur High School HazMat Situation<\/b><br \/>Students, Teachers Decontaminated After Breaking Out In Rash<br \/><a target='_blank' href='http:\/\/www.huffingtonpost.com\/2012\/05\/16\/mcarthur-high-school-contamination_n_1521764.html' rel='nofollow'>http:\/\/www.huffingtonpost.com\/2012\/05\/16\/mcarthur-high-school-contamination_n_1521764.html<\/a><br \/><br \/><b>5\/19: No confirmation on chemical at Fort Lauderdale International Airport<\/b><br \/><a target='_blank' href='http:\/\/www.wptv.com\/dpp\/news\/terminal-2-evacuated-at-fort-lauderdale-airport-in-hazmat-scare' rel='nofollow'>http:\/\/www.wptv.com\/dpp\/news\/terminal-2-evacuated-at-fort-lauderdale-airport-in-hazmat-scare<\/a><br \/><br \/><b>5\/21: Police: Man bites woman in Westchester <\/b><br \/><a target='_blank' href='http:\/\/www.mysuburbanlife.com\/westchester\/newsnow\/x639948018\/Police-Man-bites-woman-in-Westchester' rel='nofollow'>http:\/\/www.mysuburbanlife.com\/westchester\/newsnow\/x639948018\/Police-Man-bites-woman-in-Westchester<\/a><br \/><br \/><b>5\/23: I-285 reopens after hazmat incident<\/b><br \/><a target='_blank' href='http:\/\/www.wesh.com\/r\/31112110\/detail.html' rel='nofollow'>http:\/\/www.wesh.com\/r\/31112110\/detail.html<\/a><br \/><br \/><b>5\/23: Man Bites Cousin&rsquo;s Nose Off<\/b><br \/><a target='_blank' href='http:\/\/www.nbcsandiego.com\/news\/local\/Man-Bites-Cousins-Nose-Off-153100125.html' rel='nofollow'>http:\/\/www.nbcsandiego.com\/news\/local\/Man-Bites-Cousins-Nose-Off-153100125.html<\/a><br \/><br \/><b>5\/24: Second Broward school reports mystery rash <\/b><br \/><a target='_blank' href='http:\/\/www.miamiherald.com\/2012\/05\/24\/2815003\/second-broward-school-reports.html' rel='nofollow'>http:\/\/www.miamiherald.com\/2012\/05\/24\/2815003\/second-broward-school-reports.html<\/a><br \/><br \/><b>5\/25: Hazmat Called After Kids Exposed To Pesticide On Bus: Hazmat, EMS Respond To Lake County, FL School<\/b><br \/><a target='_blank' href='http:\/\/www.wesh.com\/r\/31112110\/detail.html' rel='nofollow'>http:\/\/www.wesh.com\/r\/31112110\/detail.html<\/a><br \/><br \/><b>5\/25: &lsquo;Disoriented&rsquo; passenger subdued on flight in Miami <\/b><br \/><a target='_blank' href='http:\/\/www.foxnews.com\/us\/2012\/05\/25\/passenger-restrained-on-flight-to-miami-arrested\/' rel='nofollow'>http:\/\/www.foxnews.com\/us\/2012\/05\/25\/passenger-restrained-on-flight-to-miami-arrested\/<\/a><br \/><br \/><b>5\/26: Naked Man Allegedly Eating Victim&rsquo;s Face Shot And Killed By Miami Police<\/b><br \/><a target='_blank' href='http:\/\/www.huffingtonpost.com\/2012\/05\/26\/naked-man-eating-victims-face-killed-miami_n_1548359.html' rel='nofollow'>http:\/\/www.huffingtonpost.com\/2012\/05\/26\/naked-man-eating-victims-face-killed-miami_n_1548359.html<\/a><br \/><br \/><b>5\/26: Florida Doctor Spits Blood at Highway Patrolmen After DUI Arrest <\/b><br \/><a href=\"http:\/\/abcnews.go.com\/US\/florida-doctor-spits-blood-troopers-face-dui-arrest\/story?id=16436402\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow\">http:\/\/abcnews.go.com\/US\/florida-doctor-spits-blood-troopers-face-dui-arrest\/story?id=16436402<\/a><a name='cutid1-end'><\/a><br \/><br \/><img src=\"https:\/\/imgprx.livejournal.net\/b1c7b29ca7ebf08bc0e19de340e106d6b0fada1f313fd30f4a0f529195004214\/P2WlxyVijxKghGxt9MlSV0Mdsf-ah7h00kuGTrMdm8Xe8RTG28KqBQUyFUp1El9OuxZGkDjJMypkRQMdngEo-19BjH7JevQ:aYfytUydLiLvIa7f5pPakA\" fetchpriority=\"high\" \/><br \/>I'll just be over here with Supernatural fandom - we've been ready for this shit since s2, y'all."},{"id":"urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:lavenderfrost:1293535","link":[{"@attributes":{"rel":"alternate","type":"text\/html","href":"https:\/\/lavenderfrost.livejournal.com\/1293535.html"}},{"@attributes":{"rel":"self","type":"text\/xml","href":"https:\/\/lavenderfrost.livejournal.com\/data\/atom\/?itemid=1293535"}}],"title":"ANNOUNCEMENT:&nbsp; Not-Quite-Moving? ","published":"2012-05-26T00:31:02Z","updated":"2015-12-26T14:18:52Z","content":"So, erm.&nbsp; Yeah.&nbsp; <br \/><br \/>I kindasorta started a tumblr a long time ago in the spirit of \"TEE HEE THIS IS FUN <font size=\"-2\">but it'll never replace LJ<\/font>\"...and then LJ just kept failing harder and harder, and tumblr kind of Ate My Online Life.&nbsp; SO, in the better part of the past year or so, I've set up shop almost exclusively over there.<br \/><br \/>If you don't have a tumblr account, it's free.&nbsp; The site takes a bit of getting used to, but it's awesome.&nbsp; Srsly.&nbsp; <br \/><br \/>To be clear: <i><b>I'M <u>NOT<\/u> LEAVING LJ ALTOGETHER.<\/b><\/i> <b>I'll still be over here and you can always get in touch with me here.<\/b>&nbsp; However, most of my use for it these days is going to be as a private diary.&nbsp; I'm not planning on going back and locking down all of my old entries, and I'll still post things publicly from time to time, but for the most part?&nbsp; This is more of an archive and less where the action is."},{"id":"urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:lavenderfrost:1292866","link":[{"@attributes":{"rel":"alternate","type":"text\/html","href":"https:\/\/lavenderfrost.livejournal.com\/1292866.html"}},{"@attributes":{"rel":"self","type":"text\/xml","href":"https:\/\/lavenderfrost.livejournal.com\/data\/atom\/?itemid=1292866"}}],"title":"LJ: Scrapbook Changes","published":"2012-05-11T21:21:23Z","updated":"2012-05-11T21:21:23Z","content":"Originally posted by <span  class=\"ljuser  i-ljuser  i-ljuser-type-P     \"  data-ljuser=\"aryas_zehral\" lj:user=\"aryas_zehral\" ><a href=\"https:\/\/aryas-zehral.livejournal.com\/profile\/\"  target=\"_self\"  class=\"i-ljuser-profile\" ><img  class=\"i-ljuser-userhead\"  src=\"https:\/\/l-stat.livejournal.net\/img\/userinfo_v8.png?v=17080&v=916.1\" \/><\/a><a href=\"https:\/\/aryas-zehral.livejournal.com\/\" class=\"i-ljuser-username\"   target=\"_self\"   ><b>aryas_zehral<\/b><\/a><\/span> at <a href=\"http:\/\/aryas-zehral.livejournal.com\/377236.html\" target=\"_blank\">LJ: Scrapbook Changes<\/a><div class=\"\">Originally posted by <span  class=\"ljuser  i-ljuser  i-ljuser-deleted  i-ljuser-type-P     \"  data-ljuser=\"outoftime\" lj:user=\"outoftime\" ><a href=\"https:\/\/outoftime.livejournal.com\/profile\/\"  target=\"_self\"  class=\"i-ljuser-profile\" ><img  class=\"i-ljuser-userhead\"  src=\"https:\/\/l-stat.livejournal.net\/img\/userinfo_v8.png?v=17080&v=916.1\" \/><\/a><a href=\"https:\/\/outoftime.livejournal.com\/\" class=\"i-ljuser-username\"   target=\"_self\"   ><b>outoftime<\/b><\/a><\/span> at <a href=\"http:\/\/outoftime.livejournal.com\/1326558.html\" target=\"_blank\">LJ: Scrapbook Changes<\/a><div class=\"\">Originally posted by <span  class=\"ljuser  i-ljuser  i-ljuser-deleted  i-ljuser-type-P     \"  data-ljuser=\"green_queen\" lj:user=\"green_queen\" ><a href=\"https:\/\/green-queen.livejournal.com\/profile\/\"  target=\"_self\"  class=\"i-ljuser-profile\" ><img  class=\"i-ljuser-userhead\"  src=\"https:\/\/l-stat.livejournal.net\/img\/userinfo_v8.png?v=17080&v=916.1\" \/><\/a><a href=\"https:\/\/green-queen.livejournal.com\/\" class=\"i-ljuser-username\"   target=\"_self\"   ><b>green_queen<\/b><\/a><\/span> at <a href=\"http:\/\/green-queen.livejournal.com\/1271295.html\" target=\"_blank\">LJ: Scrapbook Changes<\/a><div class=\"\">Originally posted by <span  class=\"ljuser  i-ljuser  i-ljuser-type-P     \"  data-ljuser=\"zeitgeistic\" lj:user=\"zeitgeistic\" ><a href=\"https:\/\/zeitgeistic.livejournal.com\/profile\/\"  target=\"_self\"  class=\"i-ljuser-profile\" ><img  class=\"i-ljuser-userhead\"  src=\"https:\/\/l-stat.livejournal.net\/img\/userinfo_v8.png?v=17080&v=916.1\" \/><\/a><a href=\"https:\/\/zeitgeistic.livejournal.com\/\" class=\"i-ljuser-username\"   target=\"_self\"   ><b>zeitgeistic<\/b><\/a><\/span> at <a href=\"http:\/\/zeitgeistic.livejournal.com\/262538.html\" target=\"_blank\">Livejournal, come on.<\/a><div class=\"\">I&#39;m just going to put out this PSA:<br \/><br \/>Livejournal Scrapbook is going away and will be replaced by the mysterious &quot;Photo Album&quot;. Your 10GB of Paid Member space is now 2GB. If you care, there is an explanation <em>in Russian<\/em> on the <em>Russian<\/em> news page. There&#39;s also a user-submitted <a href=\"http:\/\/lj-pics-beta.livejournal.com\/862.html?thread=101470#t101470\" target=\"_blank\">translation<\/a>.<br \/><br \/>+ You will no longer have access to your Scrapbook once this goes live.<br \/>+ Your images will redirect, but the URL will be different.<br \/>+ Unable to tell what will happen to any photos you have that put you over the 2GB limit.<br \/>+ Back up your Scrapbook just in case.<br \/>+ If you want your photos transferred over now instead of waiting, let them know <a href=\"http:\/\/lj-pics-beta.livejournal.com\/862.html\" target=\"_blank\">here<\/a>.<br \/><br \/><lj-repost button=\" A Repost Button (if you care) \"><\/lj-repost><\/div><\/div><\/div><\/div>"},{"id":"urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:lavenderfrost:1291307","link":[{"@attributes":{"rel":"alternate","type":"text\/html","href":"https:\/\/lavenderfrost.livejournal.com\/1291307.html"}},{"@attributes":{"rel":"self","type":"text\/xml","href":"https:\/\/lavenderfrost.livejournal.com\/data\/atom\/?itemid=1291307"}}],"title":"St. Patrick's Day Lessons:","published":"2012-03-19T00:13:47Z","updated":"2012-03-19T00:13:47Z","content":"<b>1.)<\/b>&nbsp;&nbsp;Stay far, far away from the Baileys - that shit is ADDICTIVE.&nbsp; I could drink it straight and love it, and I think it's a testament to my self-control that I haven't completely drained our small bottle that we got for hot chocolate last night.&nbsp; <br \/><br \/><b>2.)<\/b>&nbsp;&nbsp;Send a very strongly-worded letter to whoever thought of the name <a href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Irish_car_bomb\" target=\"_blank\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow\">Irish Car Bomb<\/a> for a mixed drink.&nbsp; <br \/><br \/>Srsly - that shit's offensive as hell.&nbsp; If any frat-boy douches here in the US actually <i>went over to Ireland<\/i> and asked for that in a pub, they'd get their asses kicked and they'd <b>deserve<\/b> it.&nbsp; That's like going to New York City and ordering a Bin Laden."},{"id":"urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:lavenderfrost:1290915","link":[{"@attributes":{"rel":"alternate","type":"text\/html","href":"https:\/\/lavenderfrost.livejournal.com\/1290915.html"}},{"@attributes":{"rel":"self","type":"text\/xml","href":"https:\/\/lavenderfrost.livejournal.com\/data\/atom\/?itemid=1290915"}}],"title":"Big In Both Chelsea & France","published":"2012-03-18T00:55:17Z","updated":"2012-03-18T00:55:50Z","category":[{"@attributes":{"term":"i&apos;m an adult no really"}},{"@attributes":{"term":"wtf am i doing"}},{"@attributes":{"term":"soy un perdedor"}}],"content":"<u><b>Slice Of Life (Clinic Edition)<\/b><\/u><br \/><b>Me:<\/b>&nbsp; *working w\/St Patrick\u2019s Day Pandora station in the background*<br \/><b>Doctor:<\/b>&nbsp; *walks in*<br \/><b>Pandora:<\/b>&nbsp; <a href=\"http:\/\/youtu.be\/9VIVSHOQboo\" target=\"_blank\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow\"><i><b>SOOOO KISS MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE, I\u2019M SHIIIITFAAAAAAAAAAAAACED!!!<\/b><\/i><\/a><br \/><b>Doctor:<\/b>&nbsp; \u2026<br \/><b>Me:<\/b>&nbsp; \u2026<br \/><br \/>Go fig. <br \/><br \/>So anyway - now that the work day is over I have no Guinness <i>(beer=ew)<\/i>, but I *do* have a shirt that's a fabulous shade of green and brings out my hair\/complexion like whoa, and I have hot chocolate w\/Baileys Irish Cream.&nbsp;"},{"id":"urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:lavenderfrost:1290529","link":[{"@attributes":{"rel":"alternate","type":"text\/html","href":"https:\/\/lavenderfrost.livejournal.com\/1290529.html"}},{"@attributes":{"rel":"self","type":"text\/xml","href":"https:\/\/lavenderfrost.livejournal.com\/data\/atom\/?itemid=1290529"}}],"title":"Thank God I Don't Usually Keep Booze In The House.&nbsp; Or Reese's.","published":"2012-03-11T03:20:36Z","updated":"2012-03-11T03:20:36Z","category":{"@attributes":{"term":"stepford"}},"content":"<div style=\"text-align:center\"><img src=\"https:\/\/i.imgur.com\/g8SMs.jpg\" fetchpriority=\"high\" \/><\/div><br \/><div style=\"text-align:center\"><b><font size=\"+1\">Reese\u2019s Peanut Butter Cup Martini<\/font><\/b><\/div> <br \/><br \/>Prep time: 5 mins<br \/>Total time: 5 mins<br \/>Serves: 2<br \/><br \/>Ingredients<br \/>&nbsp; &nbsp; 2 1\/2 ounces Reese\u2019s Mini Peanut Butter Cup Infused Vodka, recipe below<br \/>&nbsp; &nbsp; 4 ounces milk<br \/>&nbsp; &nbsp; 1 teaspoon Hershey\u2019s Chocolate Syrup<br \/>&nbsp; &nbsp; 4 mini peanut butter Reese\u2019s Peanut Butter Cups, for garnish<br \/>&nbsp; &nbsp;  <br \/>&nbsp; &nbsp; Reese\u2019s Peanut Butter Cup Infused Vodka<br \/>&nbsp; &nbsp; 6 ounces good quality vodka (I used Tito\u2019s)<br \/>&nbsp; &nbsp; 1\/4 cup Reese\u2019s Peanut Butter Cups<br \/><br \/>Instructions<br \/><br \/>&nbsp; &nbsp; To prepare the infused vodka, combine vodka and Reese\u2019s Mini Peanut Butter Cups in a clean mason jar. Close jar tightly and store in a cool dry place for 7 days. Give it a good shake once or twice per day.<br \/><br \/>&nbsp; &nbsp; Once vodka has been infused, strain into a clean mason jar using a fine mesh sieve or cheese cloth. Store in a cool place or in the freezer.<br \/><br \/>&nbsp; &nbsp; To prepare the martini, combine infused vodka, Hershey\u2019s chocolate syrup and milk in a cocktail shaker filled halfway with ice. Shake for 30-40 seconds and pour into two small martini glasses.<br \/><br \/>&nbsp; &nbsp; Garnish with Mini Reese\u2019s Peanut Butter Cups"},{"id":"urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:lavenderfrost:1290028","link":[{"@attributes":{"rel":"alternate","type":"text\/html","href":"https:\/\/lavenderfrost.livejournal.com\/1290028.html"}},{"@attributes":{"rel":"self","type":"text\/xml","href":"https:\/\/lavenderfrost.livejournal.com\/data\/atom\/?itemid=1290028"}}],"title":"Why Do I Bother Getting Pissed At This Douche Anymore?","published":"2012-03-01T06:22:28Z","updated":"2012-03-01T06:25:40Z","category":[{"@attributes":{"term":"excuse me sir your patriarchy is showing"}},{"@attributes":{"term":"politics"}},{"@attributes":{"term":"feminism"}}],"content":"<font size=\"+1\"><b><a href=\"http:\/\/www.examiner.com\/liberal-in-baltimore\/student-testifies-about-contraception-limbaugh-calls-her-slut-on-the-air\" target=\"_blank\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow\">Rush Limbaugh Calls Student Who Testified To Congress About Prohibitive Birth Control Costs 'Slut'<\/a><\/b><\/font><br \/><br \/><i>\"What does it say\u2026.that she essentially says that she must be paid to have sex. What does that make her? <b>It makes her a slut, right? It makes her a prostitute.<\/b> She wants to be paid to have sex. <b>She's having so much sex, she can't afford the contraception.<\/b> She wants you and me and the tax payers to pay her to have sex. What does that make us? The pimps.\"<\/i><br \/><br \/><b>A.)<\/b> THAT'S NOT HOW IT WORKS, MORON.&nbsp; <br \/><br \/>No matter how much sex you have, you still do ONE pill a day\/one shot a month\/one IUD every 5 years\/etc.&nbsp; Even if she were having NO sex she'd be taking the same dosage, and <b>B.)<\/b> how dare you call her a slut when you've been caught with non-prescribed Viagra your own damn self?&nbsp; <br \/><br \/>Responsible consensual sex between adults is not wrong, and a woman is not a walking incubator.&nbsp; If you're entitled to your pharmaceutically-enhanced erections <i>(which, might I add, tend to be covered by insurance)<\/i>, we're entitled to unoccupied uterii."},{"id":"urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:lavenderfrost:1289554","link":[{"@attributes":{"rel":"alternate","type":"text\/html","href":"https:\/\/lavenderfrost.livejournal.com\/1289554.html"}},{"@attributes":{"rel":"self","type":"text\/xml","href":"https:\/\/lavenderfrost.livejournal.com\/data\/atom\/?itemid=1289554"}}],"title":"Google Privacy Issues: Web History","published":"2012-02-28T16:51:35Z","updated":"2012-02-28T16:51:35Z","content":"Originally posted by <span  class=\"ljuser  i-ljuser  i-ljuser-type-P     \"  data-ljuser=\"anjak_j\" lj:user=\"anjak_j\" ><a href=\"https:\/\/anjak-j.livejournal.com\/profile\/\"  target=\"_self\"  class=\"i-ljuser-profile\" ><img  class=\"i-ljuser-userhead\"  src=\"https:\/\/l-stat.livejournal.net\/img\/userinfo_v8.png?v=17080&v=916.1\" \/><\/a><a href=\"https:\/\/anjak-j.livejournal.com\/\" class=\"i-ljuser-username\"   target=\"_self\"   ><b>anjak_j<\/b><\/a><a class=\"i-ljuser-badge i-ljuser-badge--pro\" data-badge-type=\"pro\" data-placement=\"bottom\" data-pro-badge data-pro-badge-type=\"1\" data-is-raw hidden href=\"#\"><span class=\"i-ljuser-badge__icon\"><svg class=\"svgicon\" width=\"25\" height=\"16\" xmlns=\"http:\/\/www.w3.org\/2000\/svg\" viewBox=\"0 0 33 24\"><path fill-rule=\"evenodd\" d=\"M19.326 11.95c0 2.01 1.47 3.45 3.48 3.45 2.02 0 3.49-1.44 3.49-3.45 0-2.01-1.47-3.45-3.49-3.45-2.01 0-3.48 1.44-3.48 3.45Zm5.51 0c0 1.24-.8 2.19-2.03 2.19-1.23 0-2.02-.95-2.02-2.19 0-1.25.79-2.19 2.02-2.19s2.03.94 2.03 2.19ZM7.92 15.28H6.5V8.61h3.12c1.45 0 2.24.98 2.24 2.15 0 1.16-.8 2.15-2.24 2.15h-1.7v2.37Zm1.51-3.62c.56 0 .98-.35.98-.9 0-.56-.42-.9-.98-.9H7.92v1.8h1.51ZM18.3802 15.28h-1.63l-1.31-2.37h-1.04v2.37h-1.42V8.61h3.12c1.39 0 2.24.91 2.24 2.15 0 1.18-.74 1.81-1.46 1.98l1.5 2.54Zm-2.49-3.62c.57 0 1-.34 1-.9s-.43-.9-1-.9h-1.49v1.8h1.49Z\" clip-rule=\"evenodd\"\/><path fill-rule=\"evenodd\" d=\"M2 8c0-2.20914 1.79086-4 4-4h20.5c2.2091 0 4 1.79086 4 4v7.9c0 2.2091-1.7909 4-4 4H6c-2.20914 0-4-1.7909-4-4V8Zm4-2.5h20.5C27.8807 5.5 29 6.61929 29 8v7.9c0 1.3807-1.1193 2.5-2.5 2.5H6c-1.38071 0-2.5-1.1193-2.5-2.5V8c0-1.38071 1.11929-2.5 2.5-2.5Z\" clip-rule=\"evenodd\"\/><\/svg><\/span><\/a><\/span> at <a href=\"http:\/\/anjak-j.livejournal.com\/432047.html\" target=\"_blank\">Google Privacy Issues: Web History<\/a><div class=\"\"><strong>If you are going to do this, you need to do it before <u>March 1st<\/u>.  It has been said that users will not be able to do anything about this after that date.<\/strong><br \/><br \/>With reference to Google's policy changes and how everything you do with your Google account will be tied together into their super-cauldron of information, you will probably want to clear your Google Web History out - if you turned that feature on - before month's end.  After that, you won't be able to clear it, and everything you search for will be connected with your account.<br \/><br \/><strong>To check settings and\/or clear out your Web History<\/strong>:<br \/><br \/>1. Go to Google.  If you aren't signed in already, do so.<br \/>2. In the top right-hand corner you'll find your email address or name, perhaps an icon if you have a Plus account, and a little downward facing arrow.  Click on the arrow and a menu will pop up.<br \/>3. Click to 'Account Settings'.  This will take you to a page called 'Accounts'.  (If you have a Plus account, you might go via a Plus sign-in page.)<br \/>4. Scroll down to a section called 'Services'.  Here you'll find an option called 'View, enable, or disable web history', which has a link next to it.  Click on the link.<br \/>5. If you never turned web history on, you'll get a page asking if you want to turn this service on.  Just click 'No Thanks' and all is good.  If you did turn it on, you should have a list of your searches.  At the top there is a button that says 'Remove All History'.  Click this and follow the instructions which will remove all items from your Web History and pause the feature so nothing else will be added in future.<br \/><br \/><br \/>Also, you can <strong>completely remove<\/strong> Web History as a service from your account by clicking <a href=\"https:\/\/www.google.com\/accounts\/DeleteService?service=hist\" title=\"remove Google Web History\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow\"><strong>THIS LINK<\/strong><\/a>, checking the tick-box and confirming you want to remove Web History.  To be safe, <u>it is probably best to do the steps above first to remove any history that might have already been collected<\/u>.<br \/><br \/><br \/><lj-repost button=\"Share This Post\"><\/div>"},{"id":"urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:lavenderfrost:1288862","link":[{"@attributes":{"rel":"alternate","type":"text\/html","href":"https:\/\/lavenderfrost.livejournal.com\/1288862.html"}},{"@attributes":{"rel":"self","type":"text\/xml","href":"https:\/\/lavenderfrost.livejournal.com\/data\/atom\/?itemid=1288862"}}],"title":"Giving The Finger To Rick Santorum Makes Me Happy.","published":"2012-02-24T19:08:33Z","updated":"2012-02-28T16:39:43Z","category":[{"@attributes":{"term":"excuse me sir your patriarchy is showing"}},{"@attributes":{"term":"politics"}},{"@attributes":{"term":"feminism"}}],"content":"So.<br \/><br \/>Like every good Socialist Liberal Devil-Worshipper, I trotted myself down to the <a href=\"http:\/\/www.plannedparenthood.org\" target=\"_blank\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow\">Evil Satanic Den of Iniquity & Government-Funded Promiscuity<\/a> yesterday to <strike>munch on fetus canap\u00e9s and hand out condom pops and Plan B to 5 year-olds<\/strike> see about going on The Pill for my uterus's pesky habit of <a href=\"http:\/\/www.mayoclinic.com\/health\/menorrhagia\/DS00394\" target=\"_blank\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow\">bleeding me half to death every time I'm on my period<\/a>.&nbsp; <br \/><br \/><div style=\"text-align:center\"><img src=\"https:\/\/i.imgur.com\/8Bpjp.jpg\" fetchpriority=\"high\" \/><br \/>I get to wake up at 6am every day, from now until I hit menopause, for this.<\/div><br \/><br \/><div style=\"text-align:left\">But you know what?&nbsp; I'm glad I have it.&nbsp; Because let me tell you - bleeding yourself into anemia and dizzy spells?&nbsp; Not fun, and not good for you.&nbsp; Furthermore, my reasons for needing the pill are <i><b>no more valid<\/b><\/i> than the next person who's actually on birth control to avoid pregnancy, whether they're sleeping with 1 or 100 partners.&nbsp; Our sexuality is not evil or shameful, and our bodies are not living incubators to be filled regardless of our wants or needs.&nbsp; <br \/><br \/>So screw you, <a href=\"http:\/\/spreadingsantorum.com\" target=\"_blank\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow\">Rick Santorum<\/a>.&nbsp; <i>(But not literally - <a href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Lysistrata\" target=\"_blank\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow\">nationwide Lysistrata v2.0<\/a>, anyone?)<\/i> Screw you, GOP.&nbsp; Screw you to anyone who's ever hopped onto the <a href=\"http:\/\/motherjones.com\/mojo\/2011\/11\/personhood-amendments-state-map\" target=\"_blank\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow\">personhood amendment<\/a> train, or thrown their weight behind <a href=\"http:\/\/blogs.wsj.com\/law\/2012\/02\/22\/virginia-governor-backs-off-support-for-ultrasound-bill\/\" target=\"_blank\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow\">legally-mandated vaginal probing<\/a>.<br \/><br \/>On Sunday <i>(lulz)<\/i> at 6am, I will wake up and pop my pill in your honor with a smirk on my face.<br \/><br \/><i>(When I'm not, y'know, cursing about being a night owl who has to keep to an early bird schedule.&nbsp;  But whatever.)<\/i><\/div>"},{"id":"urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:lavenderfrost:1288351","link":[{"@attributes":{"rel":"alternate","type":"text\/html","href":"https:\/\/lavenderfrost.livejournal.com\/1288351.html"}},{"@attributes":{"rel":"self","type":"text\/xml","href":"https:\/\/lavenderfrost.livejournal.com\/data\/atom\/?itemid=1288351"}}],"title":"NEW BRAVE TRAILER","published":"2012-02-23T19:34:09Z","updated":"2012-02-23T19:34:09Z","content":"<lj-embed id=\"119\" \/><br \/><br \/>Hell.&nbsp; Fucking.&nbsp; YES."},{"id":"urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:lavenderfrost:1288154","link":[{"@attributes":{"rel":"alternate","type":"text\/html","href":"https:\/\/lavenderfrost.livejournal.com\/1288154.html"}},{"@attributes":{"rel":"self","type":"text\/xml","href":"https:\/\/lavenderfrost.livejournal.com\/data\/atom\/?itemid=1288154"}}],"title":"Debauchery in the UK","published":"2012-02-17T23:40:16Z","updated":"2012-02-17T23:40:16Z","content":"<lj-embed id=\"118\" \/><br \/><br \/>I bet you never thought you'd associate Lord Byron with Miley Cyrus, didja?&nbsp; *CACKLE*"},{"id":"urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:lavenderfrost:1287022","link":[{"@attributes":{"rel":"alternate","type":"text\/html","href":"https:\/\/lavenderfrost.livejournal.com\/1287022.html"}},{"@attributes":{"rel":"self","type":"text\/xml","href":"https:\/\/lavenderfrost.livejournal.com\/data\/atom\/?itemid=1287022"}}],"title":"What the shit is this?!","published":"2012-02-14T21:41:49Z","updated":"2012-02-14T21:42:53Z","category":[{"@attributes":{"term":"excuse me sir your patriarchy is showing"}},{"@attributes":{"term":"feminism"}}],"content":"<div style=\"text-align:center\"><img src=\"https:\/\/imgprx.livejournal.net\/e53392fc978079e0a12c19ba68f0f89411db87b20aa8bf88ad3ace0cfa556cfe\/P2WlxyVijxKghGxt9MlSV0Mdsf-ah7h0jRnMSrdXhtGd5w3Zl823RkkpDQhjC0BzulBqkCfaNBtSCgRdjEkq5R5djGHAadbUvQoergFmaA8:DWiqv1_rvyzikPJ9IXWYvw\" title=\"\" fetchpriority=\"high\"><br \/><a href=\"http:\/\/inothernews.tumblr.com\/post\/17592679794\/jon-stewart-points-out-that-fox-news-douchebag\" target=\"_blank\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow\">InOtherNews<\/a>: <i>\"Sean Hannity\u2019s \u201cpanel\u201d discussing contraceptive care is packed with\u2026men.\"<\/i><br \/><br \/><img src=\"https:\/\/imgprx.livejournal.net\/89a110bdaa131384f3aeae0f22dc4c9d0c61f2c3c9a2223422b269aafd0cd593\/P2WlxyVijxKghGxt9MlSV0Mdsf-ah7h00kuGTrMdm8Xe8RTG28KqBQUyFUp1El9OulhQljTUMgpSOAMdngEo-19BjH7JevQ:4JlBzhwni1K6Qwu0CcK49A\" title=\"\" loading=\"lazy\"><br \/>NO REALLY - TELL ME WHAT YOU THINK.<\/div>"},{"id":"urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:lavenderfrost:1286911","link":[{"@attributes":{"rel":"alternate","type":"text\/html","href":"https:\/\/lavenderfrost.livejournal.com\/1286911.html"}},{"@attributes":{"rel":"self","type":"text\/xml","href":"https:\/\/lavenderfrost.livejournal.com\/data\/atom\/?itemid=1286911"}}],"title":"BREAKING NEWS, Y'ALL.","published":"2012-02-13T21:30:30Z","updated":"2012-02-13T21:45:56Z","category":[{"@attributes":{"term":"fandom news brief"}},{"@attributes":{"term":"white collar"}},{"@attributes":{"term":"soy un perdedor"}}],"content":"<b>Matt Bomer:<\/b>&nbsp; <a href=\"http:\/\/www.huffingtonpost.com\/2012\/02\/13\/matt-bomer-comes-out-gay-thanks-partner_n_1272997.html\" target=\"_blank\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow\">I'm gay!&nbsp; I have a husband and kids!<\/a><br \/><b>WC Fandom:<\/b>&nbsp; *fond*  We know, hon.&nbsp; <br \/><b>Matt Bomer:<\/b> Really?&nbsp; That's...anticlimactic.&nbsp;*mildly disappointed*<br \/><b>WC Fandom:<\/b>&nbsp; Erm, have a cookie?<br \/><br \/>Seriously - I'm about as shocked as I was with <a href=\"http:\/\/lavenderfrost.livejournal.com\/1126282.html\" target=\"_blank\" target=\"_blank\">Ricky Martin<\/a>.&nbsp; <br \/><br \/>I adore you Matt, but you're not quite as subtle as you think you are. ;)"},{"id":"urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:lavenderfrost:1286171","link":[{"@attributes":{"rel":"alternate","type":"text\/html","href":"https:\/\/lavenderfrost.livejournal.com\/1286171.html"}},{"@attributes":{"rel":"self","type":"text\/xml","href":"https:\/\/lavenderfrost.livejournal.com\/data\/atom\/?itemid=1286171"}}],"title":"UGH.","published":"2012-02-13T14:31:56Z","updated":"2012-02-13T14:32:04Z","content":"Did Chris Brown really get a standing ovation at the Grammys?<br \/><br \/><i>Really?<\/i>"},{"id":"urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:lavenderfrost:1284573","link":[{"@attributes":{"rel":"alternate","type":"text\/html","href":"https:\/\/lavenderfrost.livejournal.com\/1284573.html"}},{"@attributes":{"rel":"self","type":"text\/xml","href":"https:\/\/lavenderfrost.livejournal.com\/data\/atom\/?itemid=1284573"}}],"title":"Titus Andronicus sucks, anyway.","published":"2012-02-03T22:08:24Z","updated":"2012-02-03T22:10:20Z","category":{"@attributes":{"term":"bpal"}},"content":"<div style=\"text-align:center\"><img src=\"https:\/\/i.imgur.com\/Ry71G.jpg\" title=\"\" fetchpriority=\"high\"><br \/><b>Tamora<\/b><br \/><i>Amber, heliotrope, golden sandalwood, peach blossom and vanilla bean.<\/i><\/div><br \/><br \/><div style=\"text-align:center\"><\/div><div style=\"text-align:left\"><b>In The Imp:<\/b> Peach and vanilla.&nbsp; Ruh roh. &gt;.&gt;;;<br \/><br \/><b>Immediate Application:<\/b>&nbsp; Sandalwood starts to poke through.&nbsp; It doesn't choke out anything else, which is good.&nbsp; Something pokes through after a bit and makes it a bit bitter for my taste.&nbsp; <br \/><br \/><b>30-45 Minutes Later:<\/b>&nbsp; The bitterness and sandalwood fade and leave me with...peach cobbler.&nbsp; ^^;;&nbsp; Nice, just not me.<\/div><br \/><br \/><div style=\"text-align:center\"><img src=\"https:\/\/i.imgur.com\/uS5eo.jpg\" title=\"\" loading=\"lazy\"><br \/><font size=\"-2\">Like it, just don't want to smell like it kthnx.<\/font><\/div><br \/><a name='cutid1-end'><\/a>"},{"id":"urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:lavenderfrost:1283283","link":[{"@attributes":{"rel":"alternate","type":"text\/html","href":"https:\/\/lavenderfrost.livejournal.com\/1283283.html"}},{"@attributes":{"rel":"self","type":"text\/xml","href":"https:\/\/lavenderfrost.livejournal.com\/data\/atom\/?itemid=1283283"}}],"title":"OH HOW THE TWIG DOTH SNAP","published":"2012-01-23T23:46:50Z","updated":"2012-01-23T23:46:50Z","category":[{"@attributes":{"term":"excuse me sir your patriarchy is showing"}},{"@attributes":{"term":"politics"}},{"@attributes":{"term":"feminism"}}],"content":"<div style=\"text-align:center\"><img src=\"https:\/\/imgprx.livejournal.net\/cb3a1c59695534b9448b214b56dfdd80b2645509c4ceee281f912488c93a253f\/P2WlxyVijxKghGxt9MlSV0Mdsf-ah7h0jRfMSrdXhtGd5w3Zl823RkkpDQhjC0BzulBqkCSHehJRKFMKtEkq5U8L2SLAadbVvQoetB9maA8:CAWAPdqK6XHt3eVquh-MAw\" title=\"\" fetchpriority=\"high\"><br \/><br \/><img src=\"https:\/\/imgprx.livejournal.net\/f1c731eb0dde6e3edb96a1bdc603617c9dcf9c75294bdeaa095e09562a4ab3cf\/P2WlxyVijxKghGxt9MlSV0Mdsf-ah7h00kuGTrMdm8Xe8RTG28KqBQUyFUp1El9OulsMhmuPMlJGJAMdngEo-19BjH7JevQ:d9lKq5iWWqLUNSqbrXYHcg\" title=\"\" loading=\"lazy\"><\/div>"}]}