So I'm playing this Exalted tabletop (where i keep coming up with so much backstory, omg, if anyone else ever wants to read it or help come up with more let me know). It's not the standard exalted setting. Basically, it's high fantasy, medievalish tech level, and the PCs are the god-king rules of this city, and right now I am running a plot where I am trying to find a bride for one of the members of the triuvarite from amongst the noble ladies(*). The PC playing the king will not be there tonight, because she's out of town. I need questions, preferable hilarious, to ask of these potential brides.

"Suggestions" from the GM: "What are your turn ons? Describe your dream date. If an evil
god-like being kept taking you hostage to get at the King, how would you feel about that?"

Oh livejournal, I know you have wacky ideas! Help me out here! :-)

* Each one is a terrestrial exalt

Names: My Exalted character's last name is Diluvani, she needs a first name. She's in the ruling triumvirate and from a noble family, so she could also use some ridiculous titles like "Laura the Fluffiest" or whatever.

My World of Darkness character is named Fiona and is Boston Irish and needs a last name.

For exalted I have some history but no *personality* to go with it. For WoD I have personality but big gaps in my history. Is anyone willing to help me brainstorm? My creative powers are failing me.