Journal created:
on 23 June 2001 (#201393)
Updated:
on 11 September 2019
Name:
Vancouver! Vancouver! This is it!
Location:
Portland, Oregon, United States
OUR HERO IS A TWENTY-SOMETHING FAIR MAIDEN WHO LIVES DEEP IN THE FOREST SURROUNDED BY HER MANY MAJESTIC ANIMAL COMPANIONS. AND BY "DEEP IN THE FORESTS" WE MEAN "THE DREAM OF THE 90S IS ALIVE IN PORTLAND" AND "MANY MAJESTIC ANIMAL COMPANIONS" WE MEAN "RATS AND A STUFFED OCTOPUS." THOUGH MANY YEARS HAVE PASSED SINCE THE TIME WHEN IT WAS APPROPRIATE FOR HER TO WEAR HORNS, FACE GLITTER AND/OR FAIRY WINGS IN PUBLIC, SHE REMAINS A FREE SPIRIT AND YOUNG AT HEART, AND THUS HAS BEEN KNOWN TO DRESS HERSELF LIKE AN EIGHT-YEAR-OLD AND STILL BE REALLY, REALLY INTO THAT ONE MOVIE WHERE DAVID BOWIE RUNS AROUND SPARKLING AND TRYING TO SEDUCE A TEENAGE GIRL. DEALWITHIT.GIF HER INTERESTS INCLUDE MOVIES, ANIME AND VIDEO GAMES THAT INVOLVE WELL-DEVELOPED HOT CHICKS DOING BITCHIN' SHIT, MAGICAL PIRATE ADVENTURES, ANYTHING WITH THE WORD "DRAGON" IN THE NAME, EXPLOSIONS, POORLY DESIGNED LJ BIOS AND OTHER AWESOME THINGS IN GENERAL. |
:3, absolute destinies, american gods, arr, bad cgi dinosaurs, being a classy bitch, being awesome, being much more special, biz: greatest mod ever, bullets and booms, campfuckudie, cellos, cfud, d20s, d3l1c1ous c4ndy blood, deigo armando's invisible mexistache, desu, devil may cry, dinosaurs in space, disgaea, ferngully, final fantasy vii, gai's enormous penis, gay lawyers, getting lost, gratuitous faggotry, hoisting colors and soforth, homestuck, human earth interests, hunting demons, jay and silent bob, katy/jamie tinhattery, kids and fun, kon/buffy, lady, laserdragons, leather boots, ljmaps_hermisia, lol whut, lunar, madoka magica, marlle kingdom, mercury, metal gear solid, mists of avalon, more like a nonja, mr. wednesday, my bitchin' tats, mythology, naked cartwheels, neil gaimon, never been to boston, now it's in space, objection!, other classy bitches, paying rent sometimes, pirates, pooootaaatoooo, princess tutu, pudding, puppy's neckmeat, robowolf, rum, sailor moon!!, salty old men, saving the world, snake's rampant faggotry, socialism, squid hates whale, stories, that bird, the action button, the goddamn batman, the goddess, the hobodome, the jolly roger, the kindly ones, the moon, the mooon, the mooooooooooooon, the scent of roses, the ulterior motive of symbiosis, tiny cthulhu fairies, valkyries, various fictional al gores, very fine hats, video games, voracious piety, vulcan-tan, wee and tender faggots, wesley's head, whale hates squid, winco ♥ me, wutai pride!!!, young justice, yuffie: ball buster, yzak is gay