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But now that I am here, I am able to address something of importance in the proper manner.

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My beautiful spazes!

Okies, my bad and all, but the thing is some of you encourage me to abandon the darkness and flickering of the monitor, and venture into strange lands of the big folk, even if it is not what I myself should wish for. I was kidnapped on Friday. I had originally set out with the simple task of borrowing a bit o' cash, and was promptly forced into a PT cruiser (no comment)by an irate Irish Girl and her Israelite lover, both with a mission of mischief that apparently held me as the center point of their plot. I was forced to interact and socialize *shudders* and drink copious amounts of an amber colored liquid, believed to be of wheat and barley origins, and was told for all too succeed, I must get pissed, nicely pissed. So of course, not wishing to let the best laid plans go awry, I did just that.
Those who know me, know that my night would not be completed without over indulgence, and of course doing something asinine such as leaving my cell in a pub stall.

What's the moral you may ask....not one thing other than I have my phone back (thank you Jack the bartender, you merchant of fun who I would like to climb like a redwood and camp out for a week at minimum), so you can all stop blowing it up with ......spam.

Oh and pussicle
That fucking picture floating about....you should be scared, especially considering that I have patience, more so than anyone, and can calmly bid my time. I also want to know exactly who the select four is(aka, the fellowship of the "what shit is this, oh noes!!!!!") and hope, for your sake of course, that it doesn't make me squirm with humiliation, nor lack of comfort, as I will come down on you in a hail of photoshop with animation furry. When I am done, I might be banned for ever in the realms of graphic revenge, but I am more than sure I will have sufficiently made my point. The hammer of the gods have nothing on me!

Kisses*mwah*

Also, new icon-->> *squees* That dog is just gorgeous in a non bestiality way.

Who dare disturbeth the slumber of Nickle the Great delusional!


Grrrrrr, alas then, let my mind (err and typing fingers) arise, then shall I appease ye gods of photoshop.


*must really stop reading fantasy before sleeping.

ummm, Puss, don't kill me. I also have roped you in, but you don't know it yet, then again, you probably do due to your freaky clairvoyant ways.
You also will know being the time I have made this post, that I only received 3 hours again, and just cannot take the hounds on a run due to it currently being 13 degrees. F. But I do think I may have come up with a solution, UV grow lamps!!!

In other news, Congrats if you're into awards to zoepaleologa for your multiple nominations in various categories, and to tapedeck for Honeysuckle in The Multifaceted awards. There is nothing like the pride of being acknowledged with bad div scrollers, lol. Naw, I am pleased to see at least a few well written fics have made it into various categories, and that is all I shall say due to appropriateness, and my tendency to do Dobby like things, such as iron my hands when I read teh horror, teh horrors * best brando impression*

BTW...is anyone else disgusted by the resources wasted on this inaugural celebration ( I use the term celebration tongue in cheek of course). I am praying that there will be a show of outrage, just as there was 4 years ago, when we did not have a democratically elected president brought to the office, but a bought and paid for appointed train wreck. If you remember, his caravan was egged, and for the first time in history, they forgo'd the traditional walk to the capital because of security reasons. Damn skippy, as the 'lection be fucked yo'.
I need to nap, my tummy hurts.

*EDIT* PMSL hey June *if you actually read my entries, lol*, did you know when spell check is ran, the "suggested" replacement for your name is condiment.*snerk*, so, are you ketchup, or catsup?, pmsl...thiough I can see you as a good chutney, a little sweet, but could have a bite. *nods* (especially when tormented with bad fanfic)

have been awake for 44 1/2 hours now. It's not too bad, except for the random hallucinations, but hey, we used to pay for these as children. Everyone is like, well just go to sleep.....I would if I could. I'm really trying not to freak out over this, as this is new within the last year, but I am beginning to feel like my body is shutting down, and that scares me*. Paranoid much?

I installed the newest style just to make sure of it's function ability before offering it up. I am concerned about cross browser compatibility, but in all honesty, I just don't know enough to fix it properly. Oh well, have <*DIV's*> and will travel. If anyone happens to actually look at my new layout, and notices there is any weird things happening in their browser, as I only know IE, please let me know though...so at least I can warn people should they want to use my LJ layouts.

heh, also turns out I was right about something else. Curse me and my dubious selective memory. A whole fucking year today? *snerk*

i've got a crush on a pretty pistol
should i tell her that i feel this way?
father told us to be faithful
i've got a crush on a pretty pistol
should i tell her that i feel this way?
i've got love songs in my head that are killing us away

she tells me i'm a pretty bullet
i'm gonna be a star someday
mother says that we should look away
she tells me i'm a pretty bullet, an imitation christ
i've got love songs in my head that are killing us away





ohhh, colors on the wall

I'm this <-> far from taking a pill, I am the anti pills, Im just that desperate to see the inside of my eyelids other than turning them inside out, because i can

I received the most beautiful thing today though, something that has already been stashed into my Special stuff box, things that I treasure with all my heart :)
pussicle*sniffs*, just fuck woman....So absolutely lovely, everything else was beyond expectations and beauty, but I think you do know how I would consider that the best gift in the box. And she bought me jewelry!!!! ***G***, the most gorgeous Silver and Abalone bracelet, that looks smashing on my wrist, as it slides up my wrist so that it rests just below my tattoo, and yes my dear...it fits, lol. I thinks it's beautiful and classy and I find it highly amusing that you were able to pick out a piece of jewelry that is indeed my "style" considering we have never discussed jewelry with the exception of this stone *wink*. So does this mean I am now a kept woman? WooT!! In the mean time, the Kangaroo Pooh is a hoot, but the book for D is so completely fascinating!! It will most definitely become a fixture for the dunny, but I do have to say my favorite expression thus far has been "Bob Hope",...I mean that is so wtf. D was very touched by your sentiment, and I was almost pissing myself with your card. He plans to thank you himself, so I will allow him to do just that. But he has been scanning the book, emerging occasionally to insult me with his new found knowledge.

Some fucktard spammed my FO post to join some nifty goth/industrial community, and me here, fresh out of black nail polish.

Runs through...woo hoo..... new icon love. Thanks puss!!! hahahahahaha, try and santa hat this one!!!!

Lj user known as pussicle Or any incarnate, personality, associate, nor respective slave shall cease to participate in any poll one lasiciviae may cast from this moment to the day she dies plus a period of three months there after in respects to any topic that may fall in the categories of the years of Dec 1979-Dec 1989. Jefferson Fucking Starship? This is your second infraction.

You had to know this was coming, pmsl.

We thank you for your cooperation in this manner,
Rogers and Manson OTP ESQ.