lasciviae

Ack! I always feel an awkwardness when making an update while knowing I have been absent for a while. I keep meaning to "get to it", yet I just don't. It would be easier I suppose to say perhaps I just couldn't be arsed, but that really isn't the case.
Then again, I suppose I could also just cease with the precursor's and just dive in to a quick synopsis of what has been up with lil old me :) I think I'll do multiple cuts so those of y'all who actually read this can pick and choose. Works for me :)
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So that's been the lasciviae happenings for the past month and a half. Other than that, everyone is well (though Bear had an emergency vet visit on Friday as his back paw was split open), and we're starting to feel the holiday season that's upon us. The house looks like Santa exploded, and I have been plucking my orange kittens out of the tree for the past 4 days, though on the up side, the dogs feel that knocking it over just is not a challenge anymore.
Speaking of Holidays :) coell You are too cute, and I totally adore it, and I wish to take a moment and say thank you :)

grrarrg0908 Honey, I apologize for disapearing right at the season finale. Have you seen it yet? If not, please let me know, as ironically I had uploaded it for you the day after it aired, and as you might have seen above, circumstances kept me away from the webernets in my usual capacity. If you already have seen it, that's cool too, as I am hoping you were not sitting in limbo

As for everyone else, I really hope everyone is doing great. I unfortunately have to admit that I have not been paying attention to my flist page during this time, and hope that no one has taken lack of replies from myself as insult. I hope to get caught up and reacquainted real soon :)
Lots of love, Lasciviae :)

So, since I have the day off, and it is absolutely stunning weather wise, I am working in my backyard. All of my neighbors, those who live on my street, and those who live on the street behind us (so we can see each other's back of houses)have their windows opened. And while tidying up I hear the following:
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so am saying hello to big brother here, as you sure are pretty.* ;)

The weather has been beyond delightful, and I have been found spending my time instead of online(true, it was because I couldn't access the internet, but that was only the originating reason)but with my bare feet planted in the ground. I chopped 2 piles of deadwood today, washed 3 stinky dogs (though bear had to be bathed 3 times due to rolling in the compost pile as soon as he was rinsed off) and planted poppies. Mmmm opalicious.
Tomorrow is the big neighborhood meeting where I will officially have to say yay or nay to whether I will be taking the position I spoke of last week. Have not officially made up my mind as of yet, but am really leaning toward nay. So Because this has been neglected for close to a year, I fear this will turn long winded and I might just miss out on a butter sat afternoon in the yard.

I know, again, that I am behind in comments, interviews, and other things, and as usual I am asking for those who it affects to bear with me just a bit longer.

But in other more note worthy news, a huge belated B-day wishes to peremptoryheart!!! I hope it truly rocked for ya.

Ack, spoke to my sister today...she feels it's necessary to remind me of exactly how old I am. Bitch.

Toodles loves :)

* (s)he knows who they are.

A tale of Politics, Lasciviousness, and how I can lead you to a better tomorrow.

Yeah, sounds like shit to me too,LOL. Had a knock at the door where I was basically informed that our block captain has basically been "impeached" if that were even possible. Theeeeeeen I was told that "and people want you to take over".

o.0

Say what? Who are these people, my neighbors? I was under the impression that the majority of them hate me, and my little dogs too. I did though just learn that little ole me is being recruited (it's only a theory at the moment though) in an attempt to change the voting dynamics that are about to occur on Election Day (may 16). The committee person who is attempting to bring me on as the new captain might be doing so as she is attempting re-election and apparently has learned that I was voted in as minority inspector last November (the election I never ran for but won due to a write in vote...again WTF!!!). Except for one thing...minority inspector really isn't a title of power, it is important, but only because I am in charge of safe keeping of my ward's election results for the next 365 days from election day. I know who votes for who, which party, and which jackass keeps writing in Voldermort for mayor (meh, I stand by my Dark Lord platform).

Except for one thing...I had already made up my mind to vote for her opponent as the city council person she works for is trying to push BSL laws into Philadelphia (Breed specific legislation which would outlaw owning specific dogs, such as rottweilers...which happen to be what I own. Which make no sense because my hounds are the biggest pack of pussies known to date).

I think I see the drama llama riding down the block in hooker gear.

In other news, I was "interviewed" by k8ydid, and have been procrastinating on answering, because that's just what i do :)
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Wow, I almost feel I should dust off this ole LJ, as it has been so long since I have updated it. I'm slowly making my way back on-line, and am even starting to get back into some of my "routines". It did though take a little help from some others, but I suppose the important thing is that I am making the effort again.
Any who, am happy as B&N have made it home safely from Israel. I was on pins and needles waiting to hear from them after the bombing in Tel Aviv last weekend, as that's where they were. I received a phone call from N stating take a xanax and chill the hell out, we're fine.

I think i will be joining the world of i pod very soon. I have had absolute terrible luck with mp3 players, and the possibility of having an i pod, though thrilling, scares the Cheesus out of me. The first mp3 player I lost when mugged (yay urban city life), second one was sucked on by a rottweiler, and third and fourth (technically D'S) AKA the fat bastards, i kinda blew up by hacking into the software and adjusting the firmware. I have indeed learned my lesson, so If I do end up with an i pod, I'm not updating nothing! Who has one? What do you have, are you happy with it? It looks like I'll be getting the black 5th generation with video. I would actually use the video as travel time is up to 2 hours each day. I can watch veronica mars downloads :) <---don't judge me, it's all because of Francis Capra, aka Weevil. He's so OMFG hawt.

Freakin Fuckin Sendspace deleted almost 100 links I had upped only a few days ago. peremptoryheart, I apologize for putting you through the ringers with questions, to now not even make the post. I'm not sure I have the patience to up them all again.

I'm in dire need of clothing, and it has nothing to do with being a shopping and clothing whore (oh no, not at all), but I think it will have to wait just a bit, though due to the weather kicking absolute ass, I think it will soon be time to write the Spring time open letter to woman about the issues of warm weather fashion. If only it were as simple as having ashy legs in shorts, but the hooker gear has already begun to make an appearance in the neighborhood. WOE! Why do my neighbors have to be so damn ghetto?!?"!?!

Just got off the phone with D...His truck was egged last night.













Why is this bwahahahaha?Because it actually wasn't me. Someone beat me to it.
Random song cut from my Halloween Mix Music to Die for (which all links are still active if you want some music)

Rockwell & Michael Jackson-Somebody's watching me

Guh...I need to get into my costume now. I just need to decide which I am going to be as I have two options. MM friom GAOG era...or hunters S thompson...the latter would be soooo much easier, and saves me oodles of black lipstick.

My anxiety levels are at full fucking tilt...at this rate, I swear I'm going to have a stroke.

From SEPTA themselves:
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By striking -- the union leadership has revealed its much touted "partnership with the community" as a sham.


DUUUUDes, it's true too, I have been on buses where the driver is on a cell phone while moving a multi ton machine through an urban city with one hand. No bullshit, within the last 3 weeks...4 old ladies were hit by SEPTA buses.
Plus we already pay the highest fare in the entire united states...more so than DC or NYC....last strike lasted 48 days...that leads us right into Christmas.....

I hope you all dont mind my extra cats for christmas. I'll send kibble too.

I'm completely fucked. That's it. No job, no money, no nothing. I need to be sick now.
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{insert deranged laughing here} I have allllllllllllll of the fucking time in the world to make graphics now.

Top 5 reasons why I hate patriotic holidays in the ghetto

5.)Neighbors performing Gospel karaoke in their backyards.
4.)Every novice grill master makes an appearance at this time, the stink is overwhelming of lighter fluid, half the neighbors are now missing eyebrows.
3.)Burnt hotdogs (see point number 3)being chucked over the backyard fence (into my yard)by the neighbor's children. Hounds swear it's raining pork and refuse to come inside now.
2.)Every jack ass with a book of matches setting off fireworks/fire crackers between the hours of 7am to 6am. It's the only time of year one cannot differentiate between crackers and gun fire, as they sound exactly alike. Said jackasses sending firework into tree and running into house to hide when the fire department finally comes.
"Dave's not here, man"
1.)Neighbors performing Gospel karaoke in their backyards.......after copious amounts of beer.

<-> am this close to playing reflecting god at top decibel!

Hmmmm, I want to lazy today, but thus far have not managed to pull it off. As of this moment, I have done laundry, dishes and scrubbed the bathroom floor, all before I go to work *G*.
On the way to the laundry mat, I noticed that my neighborhood has a weird smell, not pleasant, and it also made me wonder why other neighborhoods like Chestnut Hill and Rittenhouse square just smell much nicer......must be the stench of poverty, or it's almost trash day, either works for me.


I have seen bits and pieces and a few audio clips of Reagan's speech last night, and it had me thinking that in the future, this guy could be a viable candidate, everything that I had the opportunity to hear was right on point, and so obvious that it amazes me that our country is stuck in the regressive state it is. I would love to see this speech in entirety, so, because I am rushing, if anyone happens to know of a link where the speech is stored, I would love if you could send it my way,<----am so looking at adjectivegirl as I can't think of anyone else who would.

Also on a local note, was so proud that Pennsylvania's state governor, Ed Rendell, came out publicly to defend Kerry Heinze for her "out burst" of shove off, though I stand by with stating "kudos.....as the media is a bunch of biased parasitic leeches. I do believe she will make a fine First Lady indeed.
Hugs all-me