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Oh my beautiful liar, oh my precious whore
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lasciviae
I could offer you all chocolates of love, but you all know me well enough to know I usually come bearing cheese.

V day was just fine for me. I was actually too busy to "ponder" (i.e. fixate) on how I just don't care for this "holiday". I have been both attached and single at this time of year, and at the risk of being the stereotypical "stfu lasciviae" that you are all used to, I just prefer to be that person the celebrates the bittersweet and unique euphoria and agony that is love on a 365 basis. It's the rest of the year and how one copes with it that truly counts.*

With that being said though, please do know that I loved the stank that two of you had placed on the day. Cupid has ripped his wings off in defeat :)

Ironically, i was borderline showered with greetings from so many sources. Some were works of art IMHO, and some where just down right inappropriate,lol, (like we all say we want a gift wrapped penis, but when you're actually presented with one, you will quickly learn that Hallmark does not make a "thank you kindly for the gift wrapped penis" card. Apparently they have missed the boat on that market in particular) but I have no qualms of stating that i deserved every last one. Oh yeah, I am teh original McLovin ;)

But it doesn't mean I love y'all any less either, so with that said, Happy February 15th ♥.

Poo, time for work :(

A Long overdue Hello :)
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Ack! I always feel an awkwardness when making an update while knowing I have been absent for a while. I keep meaning to "get to it", yet I just don't. It would be easier I suppose to say perhaps I just couldn't be arsed, but that really isn't the case.
Then again, I suppose I could also just cease with the precursor's and just dive in to a quick synopsis of what has been up with lil old me :) I think I'll do multiple cuts so those of y'all who actually read this can pick and choose. Works for me :)
Halloween wrap up, slightly late,lol + picsCollapse )
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How I failed at evolution and walking uprightCollapse )
So that's been the lasciviae happenings for the past month and a half. Other than that, everyone is well (though Bear had an emergency vet visit on Friday as his back paw was split open), and we're starting to feel the holiday season that's upon us. The house looks like Santa exploded, and I have been plucking my orange kittens out of the tree for the past 4 days, though on the up side, the dogs feel that knocking it over just is not a challenge anymore.
Speaking of Holidays :) coell You are too cute, and I totally adore it, and I wish to take a moment and say thank you :)

grrarrg0908 Honey, I apologize for disapearing right at the season finale. Have you seen it yet? If not, please let me know, as ironically I had uploaded it for you the day after it aired, and as you might have seen above, circumstances kept me away from the webernets in my usual capacity. If you already have seen it, that's cool too, as I am hoping you were not sitting in limbo

As for everyone else, I really hope everyone is doing great. I unfortunately have to admit that I have not been paying attention to my flist page during this time, and hope that no one has taken lack of replies from myself as insult. I hope to get caught up and reacquainted real soon :)
Lots of love, Lasciviae :)

Smoke Break :)
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Today has been rather nice, I only mention this, as it's a real 180 from my previous post. It finally stopped raining, tis a crisp fall colored autumn day, and I am actually not hating this city at the moment, though am sure that too shall pass.
That dumpster was removed this morning, which alone elated me, but I also learned that at the very last moment that rotty was able to find a home...on a farm in New Jersey!!! Score major for him and Serious relief for everyone else, as despite myself saying as such, it was a little hard to just forget.
Am taking a wee break from spray painting christmas garland black, it's part of my outside motif :) Though now my hands are covered in spray paint and I think I will be googling how to remove this shit, as it's not coming off.
I have designated today as ghoul day, as I have just been too preoccupied the past week to get the Halloween decorations together, and a few of them require construction from scratch. Headstones are next (these are from scratch). Am taking pictures along the way, as I love being crafty, and I'll post them later, as I actually really get hyped when I do this stuff. I just came back from riteaid where they have all of their Halloween decoration on sale for 50% off, and just scored purple lights for 2.50 a strand! Spider webs were only 99 cents. The only thing that makes me squeal more than crafty, if cheap bargain crafty!
Also just read that Mindless Self Indulgence is playing the Trocadero on Halloween night, guh, talk about conflict of emotions. I would LOVE to see them, but at the same time, Halloween is a tradition at home, and I truly enjoy it.
Smokes done, so Smell ya later.

Adios 05'
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Well, I truly hope that everyone had a wonderful holiday seasons, regardless of how you choose to acknowledge it. Myself, it was indeed nice, surprisingly so. D has been on vacation for the past week, and I have been able to spend more time with him this week than in the past 3 months. Though, it also included him leaning over my shoulder, laughing hysterically, as I fretted over my new toys. As a few others have been told, my computer has indeed finally bit the big one (or at least was on it's way to at that time), moved on to the dark side of the garbage pile. It was a frantic race to be able to backup thousands and thousand of files, the last day resulting in crashing every 10 mins, and me shitting myself when it appeared my external hard drive had died as well. Seems it only needed to be charged, but I was not really thinking rationally at that point. The very last day included a defrag that took 6 hours to complete. Internet use was limited, for after 15 mins of a browser being opened...yup, the dreaded blue screens. But, it was a good compy, a loving compy, but sadly now.....a dead compy, destined to hacked apart for parts. Oh well, no worries off my back though...

Because I got a new compy for Christmas.

It really hasn't sunk in yet. I am still coming to grips with the fact that the monitor doesn’t have grey bars every two inches on the screen obstructing my view....or that software finally works(i.e. itunes) because my OS isn’t considered obsolete...OR...that it came with a 200 GB HD o_0 (but of course, am still trying to find where everything is in XP,(was a little too happy that I found where the show desktop button was). Seriously, Santa spoiled me terribly. So, a huge surprise in addition to wonderful lavender soap (yay Dr. bronners...old folks might know this brand), or a purse that I absolutely adore (surprisingly hot, considering Santa is after all, a man), a new flash stick to replace my first one which was eaten, and the wizard of oz on DVD...which I will admit to being a DVD I have wanted for a few years now. Friends also spoiled me terribly; between cards, cookies, chocolate, and voice posts, I really cannot even pretend that I didn't feel so very cared for this year. annnnywho, before the water works begin on the new keyboard (which has an M and an N key!!!!), How was everyone's New Year?

I have already been busy with bringing in the New year with a Chuck Norris style kick to the head. I have submitted, yes again, my FASA info to ensure I will be meeting the deadlines.......as it appears I might (still a might at this time) be enrolled into a class. It's only a one time course, but it's to hone in some pre-existing skills that I would really like to get back up to par. What pry tell? Well (please, no laughing, lol), Bartending. I have worked behind a bar many times, but have always been predominately in a kitchen or a server. I am very comfortable behind a bar, even though my drink knowledge is very basic...Can pour a draft like no other, martinis can be drier than the Sahara...but ask me to flip a bottle, or make a blow job, you will need to be prepared to loose the bottle...on the floor. It's a short 40 hour course, flexible to any schedule conceivable, but also is licensed within the states, and offers job placing immediately upon completion.....world wide o_0!!! I worked bar for a Christmas party, and realized how much I missed it and how different the money can be. So, that's what is happening within the next month. *hint, any bar positions in Greenbrier county?? Nepotism is not necessarily always a bad thing, LOL.
{D, if you happen to come by here...I would love to know how everything went on new Years with You and C...or was it only C? in regards to the catering job that was done}

Lastly, I was supposed to have finish this next topic most likely a month ago, but ...well...hadn’t. It's the entire listings of the contents of my music HD...all 20 GB of it. I am posting it here because a.) it was requested, but b.)I though perhaps I might have something another person might like to have, or vice versa. I have to be honest in stating that there will be a few conditions to receiving what you requested, that is if you choose to ask for something....I will, sorry, but this shouldn't be a surprise, be preferential to who's requests I accommodate first. Also, if I have a lot of stuff you may want, I will accommodate it all, but I will need a bit o' patience. If there are many items you may want, feel free to memorize this post and come back to it later, or request a little at a time, or make one reply and I will get to each of them when I am able. If I don't know you at all, and you here randomly checking my journal....no promises, as it's bros before hoes. If you are someone I know who hasn't figured out how to work their LJ, but have mine Bookmarked....just let me know as such, LOL.
Lastly.....I make no apologies for my taste in music. I am showing you my contents, all inclusive, non censored...Barry Manilow and all. I have the list divided into three sections; single mp3's (which if you want a bunch, i will just zip them all together), Full albums (which is someone requested an album you want, please just try their link first to see if it's still active, if not, i will reload), and Live GD shows, which were just a large part of my life...as well as one other artist, but it shouldn’t be too much of a shock of who that may be. These are only digital music, it does not include a listing of the 1500 CD's we own.....that's another entry for another year.
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Again, A happy new year's to you all.

*facepalm*
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No, but it's ok, because this time I am laughing. Sighs, so this morning I had all intentions of waking extra early and immediately completing the few errands I needed to complete yesterday, but just didn't get to them all. Except....except the alarm never went off. I woke up at 11 am?!?!?! I haven't slept that late in, hell forever. I jumped out of bed like a mad woman only to find I was still wrapped in blankets, and again, for the second time this month ended on my ass. Luckily I did laundry the day before yesterday, so this landing was indeed much smoother and softer, viva la giant laundry bags!!.
After finally shaking the temptations to curl back up and sleep in the clean laundry (I know I am not the only one...right?) I come downstairs to find the hounds have finally learned to open the tri folding door, and were fast asleep on the couch. Usually that's a huge no no, as a few of you have been on the phone with me as I try to get them off (the couch that is people...)but i figured, everything is intact, they're sleeping...let sleeping dogs lie.
Got the very last of groceries picked up, and am so very happy that I wont have to deal with any of that come tomorrow, as Christmas Eve in the City is just....well, not my cup of tea. I though, cannot find my ID anywhere and that has me a little WTF...but i am pretty confident that it's a situation of me stashing it "somewhere safe". I just need to remember where that may be......Because of that, i have decided to run my very last major errand tomorrow morning...like at 7 am, so I can be back in the house by 10 at the latest. All plans for tomorrow I have switched over for today, and today's for tomorrow. Lots to finish up, but it's all within the homestead, so am completely copacetic about it all.
The house is actually pretty clean at the moment, which any of you with children know is a feat in itself ( yes i am aware I don't have "children", but my pets average 130 lbs on average, so the mess factor is about the same...including toys everywhere).
D came home nice and early, and actually sat through Passions with me. Mistake...had to listen to him the entire time..."I can't believe you still watch this crap...wait, I thought they were buried alive, or wait, I thought they were married them, oh wait...aren't they brother and sister"<--that last one made me turn my head in major o_0 like how does he know that?, but was surprised to see himarrive home with a case of beer. Err...neither of us are really drinkers, but I do sure love a yeungling Lager.
Ok, this entry has absolutely no worth, just chatty, amped, and needed a smokey break.
Heh, got to hear my niece this morning which just made me squee and gush all at once. Sis, I got your message, and I will get you set up, you need to get your email back together though...or create a yahoo or gmail account..something, make your hubby help you out because he's aware of this already :). anyyyyyywho, am very sure I wil be back here soon enough.
Oh...look what I had found, the funnest link for the holidays:http://www.pimpmynutcracker.com/ and here's mine :)

gobble giggity giggity gobble goo
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1.) Just watched the national dog show...rottweilers didn't even place this year. This has made the entire household upset. Certain family members think there is some bias toward "Germans". I concur. Toy poodles usually take best of show each year.I hate toy poodles.

2.)Oven is broken--?!?!?!?! Which means I will be cooking the fowl over a lighter I think.

3.)This entry is most likely the most pointless one to date. Just the hounds wished for me to express their outrage in a more public forum. They can't type, because they don't have thumbs.

4.)wait...to someone who called me turkey chicken shit this morning. Eat me and my turkey biyoooootch. (will post it shortly, because you are indeed correct..but have to ask, do you keep a running talley on all the shit I forget to wrap up, pMSL).

5.)Blah. I managed to get out of bed without injury today, so thus far today is already better than the last.

I hope those of you who wish to be are with their families today. Those of you whose families are just bat shit crazy...I hope the vodka and giblets are free flowing.

Bwahahahaha
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Just got off the phone with D...His truck was egged last night.













Why is this bwahahahaha?Because it actually wasn't me. Someone beat me to it.
Random song cut from my Halloween Mix Music to Die for (which all links are still active if you want some music)

Rockwell & Michael Jackson-Somebody's watching me

Guh...I need to get into my costume now. I just need to decide which I am going to be as I have two options. MM friom GAOG era...or hunters S thompson...the latter would be soooo much easier, and saves me oodles of black lipstick.

Music...
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Looking for some different spooky music for the upcoming holiday season? I just uploaded 26 mp3's at trash_graphics but wanted to mention it here should you be interested.
A picture is under the cut with the track listings should you wish to preview before clicking on the link.
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Artists making a guest appearance include Manson, Zonbie, Outkast, Anton Levay, Modest Petrovich Mussorgsky, the Misfits, etc.

You should click and download..you know you're curious.
http://www.livejournal.com/community/trash_graphics/18566.html
Fucking aye, that took forever.

Tales of July 4th nothings...
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Top 5 reasons why I hate patriotic holidays in the ghetto

5.)Neighbors performing Gospel karaoke in their backyards.
4.)Every novice grill master makes an appearance at this time, the stink is overwhelming of lighter fluid, half the neighbors are now missing eyebrows.
3.)Burnt hotdogs (see point number 3)being chucked over the backyard fence (into my yard)by the neighbor's children. Hounds swear it's raining pork and refuse to come inside now.
2.)Every jack ass with a book of matches setting off fireworks/fire crackers between the hours of 7am to 6am. It's the only time of year one cannot differentiate between crackers and gun fire, as they sound exactly alike. Said jackasses sending firework into tree and running into house to hide when the fire department finally comes.
"Dave's not here, man"
1.)Neighbors performing Gospel karaoke in their backyards.......after copious amounts of beer.

<-> am this close to playing reflecting god at top decibel!

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Happy New Year
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