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I'm focking Matt Damon
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It seems that I am always the last to know of things that are made of win. How in the world did I totally miss the Matt Damon//Ben Affleck love fest?
Even more so, why am I just finding out how funny Sarah Silverman is? I kind of knew of her lulz in the back of my mind, but this sealed it for me :), on sooooo many levels.
See more Sarah Silverman videos at Funny or Die


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Meh, I suppose I should get ready for work. Toodles.

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so am saying hello to big brother here, as you sure are pretty.* ;)

The weather has been beyond delightful, and I have been found spending my time instead of online(true, it was because I couldn't access the internet, but that was only the originating reason)but with my bare feet planted in the ground. I chopped 2 piles of deadwood today, washed 3 stinky dogs (though bear had to be bathed 3 times due to rolling in the compost pile as soon as he was rinsed off) and planted poppies. Mmmm opalicious.
Tomorrow is the big neighborhood meeting where I will officially have to say yay or nay to whether I will be taking the position I spoke of last week. Have not officially made up my mind as of yet, but am really leaning toward nay. So Because this has been neglected for close to a year, I fear this will turn long winded and I might just miss out on a butter sat afternoon in the yard.

I know, again, that I am behind in comments, interviews, and other things, and as usual I am asking for those who it affects to bear with me just a bit longer.

But in other more note worthy news, a huge belated B-day wishes to peremptoryheart!!! I hope it truly rocked for ya.

Ack, spoke to my sister today...she feels it's necessary to remind me of exactly how old I am. Bitch.

Toodles loves :)

* (s)he knows who they are.

Bizzarro world, ghetto style
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A tale of Politics, Lasciviousness, and how I can lead you to a better tomorrow.

Yeah, sounds like shit to me too,LOL. Had a knock at the door where I was basically informed that our block captain has basically been "impeached" if that were even possible. Theeeeeeen I was told that "and people want you to take over".

o.0

Say what? Who are these people, my neighbors? I was under the impression that the majority of them hate me, and my little dogs too. I did though just learn that little ole me is being recruited (it's only a theory at the moment though) in an attempt to change the voting dynamics that are about to occur on Election Day (may 16). The committee person who is attempting to bring me on as the new captain might be doing so as she is attempting re-election and apparently has learned that I was voted in as minority inspector last November (the election I never ran for but won due to a write in vote...again WTF!!!). Except for one thing...minority inspector really isn't a title of power, it is important, but only because I am in charge of safe keeping of my ward's election results for the next 365 days from election day. I know who votes for who, which party, and which jackass keeps writing in Voldermort for mayor (meh, I stand by my Dark Lord platform).

Except for one thing...I had already made up my mind to vote for her opponent as the city council person she works for is trying to push BSL laws into Philadelphia (Breed specific legislation which would outlaw owning specific dogs, such as rottweilers...which happen to be what I own. Which make no sense because my hounds are the biggest pack of pussies known to date).

I think I see the drama llama riding down the block in hooker gear.

In other news, I was "interviewed" by k8ydid, and have been procrastinating on answering, because that's just what i do :)
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Well, I was a good adult last night, and went to bed at an "appropriate time" which is just hard for me to pull off, only to receive a call this morning asking to switch today for tomorrow, which makes me beyond pleased. We're having a "nor-eastern" at the moment, so it's basically shite outside. They've been mentioning that "s" word again.....just am not ready for that ..not yet. Sooooo, having an unexpected time drop in your lap, I have been reading back on the good ole' flist, just so you all know why all the random comments this morning. I am still not receiving email comments...well, actually I am receiving selective comments I suppose. So if I have missed anything mon amis, please excuse that, as I haven't received them.

Also went back on my own recent page, to discover that I have a bad habit of starting entries...and never really following through with them.

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I think that's everything........though feel free to correct me if I am wrong.

yawn yarns
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So I spent the better part of this evening stuck in a church basement that reeked of must and peanut butter. eww. Election seminars were held again, and as usual I just don't want to do it, as the last election (yes,that one) was a total fiasco and I just assume at this point in my life I am disenchanted with the electoral process of our nation, I don't believe in it, as an election official I feel horrible encouraging others to vote stating that "your vote counts", when it just does not. Usually the seminars are only about an hour and a half, but were extended to an influx of workers who are approximately two days younger than god, and having to explain the difference between using paper ballots and the new cpu based machines *headslam x's infinity*.

After I went to the store to grab a few things for dinner and encountered the most fucked up mother. My apologies to the moms on my flist, as I understand as a non parent I have no right to comment, but seriously.....at store (a small bodega)and a woman who has to be 30 at the youngest has twins who looked to be about 2 1/2 or 3. One is sitting in front of the front door screaming it's head off, while the mom is in the back of the store screaming.."shut the fuck up".*cringes* I get in line to pay and people are trying to get in and out of the store when one of the twins walks out. She does nothing, absolutely nothing. I turned and said lady...your kid just walked out side by itself, and she said he'll be fine, so i asked her, even if he walks into the middle of the street? Yeah, I meddled,so be it. She huffs and gets him, drags him in by his arm and screams at him,I swear to god "I'm going to fuck you up". On so many levels was I pissed and was pulled out of the store by my neighbor as he recognized that look on my face....the one where start turning the rings on my fingers inside out. She doesn't deserve those babies, and at 3 years old they are already tainted.

In other news, we got the last of the tree that collapsed in our yard cut down today. Yes, I finally learned to use a chainsaw, which as I know it will shock others, I had never used one before. The upside of all of what happened last week was that we had already known that the tree was diseased and needed to be removed but we were quoted 500$ to do so, seems mother nature took pity on us and took care of it for us. good,too, is that our phone line is now permanently repaired...meaning no more issues when it rains,snows, or ices up, though I really could have done without the phone line being ripped from the back facade of the house, and the back window on the shed being punched out too by branches. *serenity now....hoochie mamma*

I will concede to at least the hounds were in the house instead of the yard or it could have been a really bad scenario. I did get some amusing pictures though for insurance purposes, including one of the phone repair man being attacked by my dogs. Poor man was pushed to the ground and licked by three rottweilers, but he has boxers so all was good.

heh, see I promised boring and I delivered.

oh wait, no I can get even more dull...found out in May my Sanitation License expires, so it seems I will be taking re certification within the next month...um......this is a 4 hour exam that I have not had to practice in almost 5 years. Charming.


Lastly though it should have been first.....Happy belated Bithday to mizzadams and coell

I think I pee'd just a little
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I am crying, seriously...this is not only funny, but also so sadly gut wrenchingly true. I'm cutting it to spare those who are sick of the whole politic thing.

What Kerry should have said in his concession speechCollapse )


Is it wrong that I have an idea for the bestest community that I think would heal so many of us that are still feeling the burn. But I swore I wouldnt make anymore communities, I must resist the urge. I think I need a nap.yup.

I'm not supposed to be laughing dammit!!!!!
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Bah, what is with you f-list. i am in a good groove of rightous indignation, and you are making me laugh, pmsl...stop it!

adjectivegirl has metaquoted my ass, lol....and i want to show some of you this thread, because i think this is a great political strategy, lol. (a girl can hope). Now......who will be doing the sucking?

http://www.livejournal.com/community/metaquotes/1964747.html

I am putting my vote in for Castro in drag would be bloody brilliant.

sorry, as i just don't care
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I really no longer give two shits about making sure that I speak with some eloquence in regards to political issues that were affecting not only us a nation, but us as a global unit. I am tired of imploring and trying to show the rationality of things. I no longer care if I hurt anyone nor if it just rubs the wrong motherfucking way.

childish it may be....

BUT damn you Bush! I did not vote for you, and you will never be my president. you will never be my voice or representation. I will never consider you an example of morality, nor as an example of the best that my nation can be. I AM SO FUCKING TIRED OF APOLOGIZING FOR BEING AN AMERICAN.

Your cabinet of corruption and death war monger machines that play KILL BY NUMBERS will NEVER BE the America that my ancestors who resided here before so mercifully being discovered by white settlers, saw.
YOUR IMPERIALISTIC WAYS OF WAR WILL BE STOPPED!

I VOW to make sure that we as a nation will no longer be the piece of shit that the rest of the world is scraping off the bottoms of their shoes.

I VOW to make sure that when my children step into a voting poll, that their vote WILL COUNT!


MR BUSH, CHENEY, RICE, RUMSFELD, ASHCROFT, AND ALL FELLOW PARTICIPANTS IN THE WAR MACHINE, YOUR DAY OF REVELATION WILL COME.

MR BUSH, NO ONE DIED WHEN CLINTON LIED!WE AS A NATION ARE WATCHING YOU AND WE WON'T BE FOOLED AGAIN!



EDIT--- I want you all to know that i debated very long about whether or not to lock this entry at all. I hate hiding under locks, it's not what I do, but at the same time, i just don't have enough coffee and cookies in the cupboards for the secret service that would probably be dispatched to my home for exercising my first amendment.

EDIT#2---Fuck it, I love company and i will no longer hide, as I am not scared of an FBI file. I will not be afraid! PUBLIC!!!!!!

GO FORTH AND CLAIM YOUR DESTINY!!!!!!
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Come gather 'round people
Wherever you roam
And admit that the waters
Around you have grown
And accept it that soon
You'll be drenched to the bone.
If your time to you
Is worth savin'
Then you better start swimmin'
Or you'll sink like a stone
For the times they are a-changin'.

Come writers and critics
Who prophesize with your pen
And keep your eyes wide
The chance won't come again
And don't speak too soon
For the wheel's still in spin
And there's no tellin' who
That it's namin'.
For the loser now
Will be later to win
For the times they are a-changin'.

Come senators, congressmen
Please heed the call
Don't stand in the doorway
Don't block up the hall
For he that gets hurt
Will be he who has stalled
There's a battle outside
And it is ragin'.
It'll soon shake your windows
And rattle your walls
For the times they are a-changin'.

Come mothers and fathers
Throughout the land
And don't criticize
What you can't understand
Your sons and your daughters
Are beyond your command
Your old road is
Rapidly agin'.
Please get out of the new one
If you can't lend your hand
For the times they are a-changin'.

The line it is drawn
The curse it is cast
The slow one now
Will later be fast
As the present now
Will later be past
The order is
Rapidly fadin'.
And the first one now
Will later be last
For the times they are a-changin'.




I Voted... Did You?

my vote has been cast!!!!!!!!!!

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