{"@attributes":{"version":"2.0"},"channel":{"title":"Thug means never having to say you're sorry.","link":"https:\/\/lasciviae.livejournal.com\/","description":"Thug means never having to say you're sorry. - LiveJournal.com","lastBuildDate":"Wed, 12 May 2010 18:25:50 GMT","generator":"LiveJournal \/ LiveJournal.com","copyright":"NOINDEX","image":{"url":"https:\/\/l-userpic.livejournal.com\/52832066\/1897950","title":"Thug means never having to say you're sorry.","link":"https:\/\/lasciviae.livejournal.com\/","width":"100","height":"100"},"item":[{"guid":"https:\/\/lasciviae.livejournal.com\/253710.html","pubDate":"Wed, 12 May 2010 18:25:50 GMT","title":"non-seq I suppose","author":"lasciviae","link":"https:\/\/lasciviae.livejournal.com\/253710.html","description":"I think it's just difficult for me to write about life when I am too busy living it. For all of it's ups and down, joys and heartaches, it really is one hell of a ride...","comments":"https:\/\/lasciviae.livejournal.com\/253710.html?view=comments#comments"},{"guid":"https:\/\/lasciviae.livejournal.com\/253441.html","pubDate":"Tue, 01 Dec 2009 19:41:46 GMT","title":"Hi","author":"lasciviae","link":"https:\/\/lasciviae.livejournal.com\/253441.html","description":"<p>How is everyone?<\/p><p><em><small>Posted via <a href=\"http:\/\/community.livejournal.com\/cosysoftware_en\/\" target=\"_blank\">LiveJournal.app<\/a>.<\/small><\/em><\/p>","comments":"https:\/\/lasciviae.livejournal.com\/253441.html?view=comments#comments","category":"from mah iphone bitches"},{"guid":"https:\/\/lasciviae.livejournal.com\/252490.html","pubDate":"Fri, 31 Jul 2009 18:30:33 GMT","title":"Soy Viejo","author":"lasciviae","link":"https:\/\/lasciviae.livejournal.com\/252490.html","description":"I can't stop laughing maniacally that I am seeing Slayer in concert next week. I have a theory that if mullets aren't in your repertoire, and you don't drink bud lite, this is one band to skip after 30.<br \/>The things we do for the Manson family fun hour.<br \/><br \/>Look out Twiggy, I'm a commin for youuuuuuuuuuuuuu.<br \/><br \/>In non-seq news, hot town, summer in the city has been bussssssssy, yo'. I'm having a blast though, haven't said that in a long time, possibly even as long as I have been on LJ. Bartending is OMG fun, and some nights I can't believe I get paid for the amount of win I am living. I think I'm owed :)<br \/><br \/>Oh, should anyone be interested, and many of y'all knew who they were, unfortunately the best hounds of hell in the world passed, Bear E. White & Xena, within 24 hours of each other. I loved Xena with everything, but y'all know that Bear E. White was my heart. We're still just stunned and sad....<br \/><br \/>Just came back from the beach, first time in 10 years....Sun block is a joke, as I'm burnt to a crisp, but at least I look like a pre-cooked lobster vs cooked lobster.<br \/><br \/>Hope y'all are fabulous :)<br \/><br \/>*snorts & Lulz* Slayer..., It's 6th grade all over again.","comments":"https:\/\/lasciviae.livejournal.com\/252490.html?view=comments#comments"},{"guid":"https:\/\/lasciviae.livejournal.com\/252381.html","pubDate":"Fri, 10 Apr 2009 17:42:38 GMT","title":"Nananananananananana......","author":"lasciviae","link":"https:\/\/lasciviae.livejournal.com\/252381.html","description":"Hiya peeps.<br \/>not dead, just work all the time. After about 2 years at previous job and onslaught of just general assery, I finally pulled a johnny paycheck. Am very happy, or at least career wise for the decision, but new job keeps me crazy busy by offering me as many shifts as I could want. I am now a bartender only (yay), and apparently the blasphemy of our current global economics has not deterred the general population's wish to get their drink on.<br \/><br \/>How is everyone else here these days.<br \/><br \/>Is there anyone left?,lol...<br \/><br \/>Have we antiquated ourselves or our needs for live journal?<br \/><br \/>Meanwhile, I still owe a giant yet embarrassingly belated happy birthday wishes to <span  class=\"ljuser  i-ljuser  i-ljuser-type-P     \"  data-ljuser=\"mizzadamz\" lj:user=\"mizzadamz\" ><a href=\"https:\/\/mizzadamz.livejournal.com\/profile\/\"  target=\"_self\"  class=\"i-ljuser-profile\" ><img  class=\"i-ljuser-userhead\"  src=\"https:\/\/l-stat.livejournal.net\/img\/userinfo_v8.png?v=17080&v=915\" \/><\/a><a href=\"https:\/\/mizzadamz.livejournal.com\/\" class=\"i-ljuser-username\"   target=\"_self\"   ><b>mizzadamz<\/b><\/a><\/span> and <span  class=\"ljuser  i-ljuser  i-ljuser-type-P     \"  data-ljuser=\"coell\" lj:user=\"coell\" ><a href=\"https:\/\/coell.livejournal.com\/profile\/\"  target=\"_self\"  class=\"i-ljuser-profile\" ><img  class=\"i-ljuser-userhead\"  src=\"https:\/\/l-stat.livejournal.net\/img\/userinfo_v8.png?v=17080&v=915\" \/><\/a><a href=\"https:\/\/coell.livejournal.com\/\" class=\"i-ljuser-username\"   target=\"_self\"   ><b>coell<\/b><\/a><\/span>. Love to you both ladies.","comments":"https:\/\/lasciviae.livejournal.com\/252381.html?view=comments#comments"},{"guid":"https:\/\/lasciviae.livejournal.com\/251154.html","pubDate":"Sun, 30 Nov 2008 20:44:07 GMT","title":"That shuffle meme, it looked fun.","author":"lasciviae","link":"https:\/\/lasciviae.livejournal.com\/251154.html","description":"Truth be told, I'm on shuffle by default, but aren't we all :)?<br \/><br \/><blockquote><br \/>Step 1: put your music player on shuffle <br \/>Step 2: post the first line from the first 25 songs that play, no matter how embarrassing.<br \/>Step 3: Check off the songs when someone guesses both artist and title correctly.<br \/><\/blockquote><br \/><br \/>***As a side note, if the song had a spoken intro, I skipped it. I went for the first actual sung line....***<br \/><br \/>1.)<b>Rockets, moon shots Spend it on the have nots...<\/b><br \/><br \/>2.)<b>I don't care I don't care I don't care if It's old ... <\/b><br \/><br \/>3.)<b>do do do do, alcohol alcohol alcohol...(LOLZ)<\/b><br \/>(okies, this song I did skip the first line, cause it was the song title)<br \/><br \/>4.)<strike><b>I catch a paper boy<\/b><\/strike>  <span  class=\"ljuser  i-ljuser  i-ljuser-type-P     \"  data-ljuser=\"grrarrg0908\" lj:user=\"grrarrg0908\" ><a href=\"https:\/\/grrarrg0908.livejournal.com\/profile\/\"  target=\"_self\"  class=\"i-ljuser-profile\" ><img  class=\"i-ljuser-userhead\"  src=\"https:\/\/l-stat.livejournal.net\/img\/userinfo_v8.png?v=17080&v=915\" \/><\/a><a href=\"https:\/\/grrarrg0908.livejournal.com\/\" class=\"i-ljuser-username\"   target=\"_self\"   ><b>grrarrg0908<\/b><\/a><\/span><br \/><br \/>5.)<b>You're a head case with a smile<\/b><br \/><br \/>6.)<strike><b>I don't want to lose you, this good thing<\/b><\/strike>  <span  class=\"ljuser  i-ljuser  i-ljuser-type-P     \"  data-ljuser=\"grrarrg0908\" lj:user=\"grrarrg0908\" ><a href=\"https:\/\/grrarrg0908.livejournal.com\/profile\/\"  target=\"_self\"  class=\"i-ljuser-profile\" ><img  class=\"i-ljuser-userhead\"  src=\"https:\/\/l-stat.livejournal.net\/img\/userinfo_v8.png?v=17080&v=915\" \/><\/a><a href=\"https:\/\/grrarrg0908.livejournal.com\/\" class=\"i-ljuser-username\"   target=\"_self\"   ><b>grrarrg0908<\/b><\/a><\/span><br \/><br \/>7.)<b>Now every since I could remember I been poppin my collar<\/b> (again, LOLZ!)<br \/><br \/>8.)<b>You know how I do it like the doc do it<\/b><br \/><br \/>9.)<b>Do it again and I'll see you tomorrow<\/b> (OMFG HOW I LOVE THIS SONG)<br \/><br \/>10.)<b>There is a man that live next door In my neighborhood<\/b><br \/><br \/>11.)<b>I sneak up and hit you like a fuckin' tornado<\/b><br \/><br \/>12.)<strike><b>The morning is dead And the day is, too<\/b> (God, how I love this song too..)<\/strike>  <span  class=\"ljuser  i-ljuser  i-ljuser-type-P     \"  data-ljuser=\"grrarrg0908\" lj:user=\"grrarrg0908\" ><a href=\"https:\/\/grrarrg0908.livejournal.com\/profile\/\"  target=\"_self\"  class=\"i-ljuser-profile\" ><img  class=\"i-ljuser-userhead\"  src=\"https:\/\/l-stat.livejournal.net\/img\/userinfo_v8.png?v=17080&v=915\" \/><\/a><a href=\"https:\/\/grrarrg0908.livejournal.com\/\" class=\"i-ljuser-username\"   target=\"_self\"   ><b>grrarrg0908<\/b><\/a><\/span><br \/><br \/><blockquote><br \/>Seriously, as a side note while doing this, this is fun, as I am coming across a few things that I forgot I just love the hell out of, but rarely come across due to just how much music is stored on this beast!<\/blockquote><br \/><br \/>13.)<b>Kinda like a cloud i was up<\/b><br \/><br \/>14.)<b>Belinda was mine 'til the time that I found her holding Jim<\/b><br \/><br \/>15.)<b>Quiero saber<\/b><br \/><br \/>16.)<b>I was a heartbeat on the danger side<\/b><br \/><br \/>17.)<b>got me a movie i want you to know<\/b><br \/><br \/>18.)<b>A strange kind of love A strange kind of feeling<\/b> (OMG, another I &hearts; so!)<br \/><br \/>19.)<b>Riddle me this brother can you handle it<\/b><br \/><br \/>20.)<b>She took me off my guard, with disappointment<\/b><br \/><br \/>21.)<strike><b>I'm all out of hope, One more bad dream could bring a fall<\/b>(Happy B-day btw)<\/strike>  <span  class=\"ljuser  i-ljuser  i-ljuser-type-P     \"  data-ljuser=\"grrarrg0908\" lj:user=\"grrarrg0908\" ><a href=\"https:\/\/grrarrg0908.livejournal.com\/profile\/\"  target=\"_self\"  class=\"i-ljuser-profile\" ><img  class=\"i-ljuser-userhead\"  src=\"https:\/\/l-stat.livejournal.net\/img\/userinfo_v8.png?v=17080&v=915\" \/><\/a><a href=\"https:\/\/grrarrg0908.livejournal.com\/\" class=\"i-ljuser-username\"   target=\"_self\"   ><b>grrarrg0908<\/b><\/a><\/span><br \/><br \/>22.)<strike><b>I'd like to be, under the sea<\/b><\/strike>  <span  class=\"ljuser  i-ljuser  i-ljuser-type-P     \"  data-ljuser=\"grrarrg0908\" lj:user=\"grrarrg0908\" ><a href=\"https:\/\/grrarrg0908.livejournal.com\/profile\/\"  target=\"_self\"  class=\"i-ljuser-profile\" ><img  class=\"i-ljuser-userhead\"  src=\"https:\/\/l-stat.livejournal.net\/img\/userinfo_v8.png?v=17080&v=915\" \/><\/a><a href=\"https:\/\/grrarrg0908.livejournal.com\/\" class=\"i-ljuser-username\"   target=\"_self\"   ><b>grrarrg0908<\/b><\/a><\/span><br \/><br \/>23.)<b>Her heart shivers in my hand<\/b> (srsly,took you long enough to show up)<br \/><br \/>24.)<strike><b>Lately, I have had the strangest feeling<\/b> (*sobs*)<\/strike>  <span  class=\"ljuser  i-ljuser  i-ljuser-type-P     \"  data-ljuser=\"grrarrg0908\" lj:user=\"grrarrg0908\" ><a href=\"https:\/\/grrarrg0908.livejournal.com\/profile\/\"  target=\"_self\"  class=\"i-ljuser-profile\" ><img  class=\"i-ljuser-userhead\"  src=\"https:\/\/l-stat.livejournal.net\/img\/userinfo_v8.png?v=17080&v=915\" \/><\/a><a href=\"https:\/\/grrarrg0908.livejournal.com\/\" class=\"i-ljuser-username\"   target=\"_self\"   ><b>grrarrg0908<\/b><\/a><\/span><br \/><br \/>25.)<b>If you hear any noise It's just me and the boys<\/b><br \/><a name='cutid1-end'><\/a>","comments":"https:\/\/lasciviae.livejournal.com\/251154.html?view=comments#comments","category":["music chatter","meme","mp3"]},{"guid":"https:\/\/lasciviae.livejournal.com\/250726.html","pubDate":"Fri, 28 Nov 2008 18:37:14 GMT","title":"Gobbley Gobbley, Gobbley Goo ;)","author":"lasciviae","link":"https:\/\/lasciviae.livejournal.com\/250726.html","description":"I hope everyone had a nice holiday with your loved ones yesterday, whether your loved ones included family, amigos(as), your cat, or hell even your dealer...regardless, I hope it was special.<br \/><br \/>Thanksgiving isn't traditionally a holiday that my family goes out of it's way for. Being in the hospitality industry (i.e., temping for mt. doom), I have worked many turkey days, and well....quite frankly have had too many Thanksgivings that were in honesty scripted to be a bad family intervention that just happens to have pie.<br \/><br \/>But this year it's important to me to express my gratefulness. This year, as I have mentioned before, has been very tough for my family and I. I hate talking about it, as I just don't want to be doom and gloom all the time; but it all still happened, but the point is we're still standing, we're still kicking ass, and most importantly, we're fresh out of lollipops ;)<br \/><br \/>So, should y'all give two shit, I am grateful for the following:<br \/><br \/>1.)MY FATHER!!!!! He is alive, and soon will be healthy again. Considering everything that poor man had to go through last month with his triple by-pass as well as the recovery process...seriously, I am so grateful to see him beginning to come to the other side of it all. What we went through, especially while in the hospital (seriously guys, y'all wouldn't believe that shit, can we say malpractice boys and girls?), I wouldn't even wish on my most plotted upon foes.<br \/><br \/>2.)ME. Yeah, I said it, and proclaim it in all of my narcissistic glory,lolz. Point blank people, I learned that I am cancer free, after enduring months with doctors thinking the opposite. I have never loved my breasts as much as I do today. Now, if I could just shake my turrets issues. <br \/><br \/>3.)LOVE....oh, just shuddup.<br \/><br \/>4.)FRIENDSHIP. Oh yeah, now the good shit,lol. I love my friends, all of them. Those who live on the same street as I, those who I only see every few weeks, those I email when I miss, those who forward me stupid texts, and especially those that for some reason choose to share pieces of their lives with me, whether it be over coffee, or a flist update.<br \/><br \/>HAhahaha, Guess it doesn't suck all the time.<br \/><br \/>Oh, p.s., on facebook now too, add a girl.","comments":"https:\/\/lasciviae.livejournal.com\/250726.html?view=comments#comments"},{"guid":"https:\/\/lasciviae.livejournal.com\/248127.html","pubDate":"Thu, 02 Oct 2008 18:16:58 GMT","title":"I'm focking Matt Damon","author":"lasciviae","link":"https:\/\/lasciviae.livejournal.com\/248127.html","description":"It seems that I am always the last to know of things that are made of win. How in the world did I totally miss the Matt Damon\/\/Ben Affleck love fest?<br \/>Even more so, why am I just finding out how funny Sarah Silverman is? I kind of knew of her lulz in the back of my mind, but this sealed it for me :), on sooooo many levels.<br \/><lj-embed id=\"16\" \/><div style=\"text-align:center;width:464px\">See more <a href=\"http:\/\/www.funnyordie.com\/sarah_silverman\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow\">Sarah Silverman<\/a> videos at Funny or Die<\/div><br \/><br \/><br \/>D has his quadrupal bypass this Tuesday. It's a loooooot sooner than we were expecting. The house is in a total state of clusterfuck with trying to get everything ready, and my stomach is one giant knot. We're obviously trying to maintain the air of optimism, and so far have succeeded, but it's more because I just wont allow myself to think of any other scenario.<br \/>Guys, I'm really scared. I wish I could say something much more profound, but fuck it, here we are.<a name='cutid1-end'><\/a><br \/><br \/><br \/>Meh, I suppose I should get ready for work. Toodles.","comments":"https:\/\/lasciviae.livejournal.com\/248127.html?view=comments#comments","category":["elections","d","vid spam","political banter","usa a-ok"]},{"guid":"https:\/\/lasciviae.livejournal.com\/248055.html","pubDate":"Sat, 20 Sep 2008 18:12:01 GMT","title":"Open the window already!!!!","author":"lasciviae","link":"https:\/\/lasciviae.livejournal.com\/248055.html","description":"This isn't a woe is me thang, i promise, just needing to vent. The peeps in my day to day life are amazing, just sometimes when shit is hitting the fan, they have a tendency to smother like whoa, so I am keeping the following info close at hand for the moment to them, but am needing to get it out here in order to preserve my stomach lining and keep anxiety at normal (which is high as is,lol) levels.<br \/>We have been informed that D will need\/ and will be having quadruple bypass surgery within the next month and a half. He is basically averaging all around 85% blockage, so angioplasty is flat out no longer an option. <br \/><br \/>I have been asked to not tell my grandmother anything due to my last aunt dying two weeks ago, and D just doesn't want to add to her stress, i.e. his stress, but she knows something is up within our household, just not what. I keep telling him a mother always knows. He says to tell her I'm preggers to throw her off his scent...a little funny, just not really.<br \/><br \/>Seriously, loving 2008...not so much,lolz.<br \/><br \/>We're all just trying to remember to breath right now....and to honestly keep our faith in each other, and the strength of our family and all that blah blah blah. I also keep trying to remind myself that saying of god doesn't close a door without opening a window stuff, but it's starting to get a bit stuffy in here o_0,lol.<br \/><br \/>Then again, i could never get that man to take a vacation; remember kids, don't wish too hard.<br \/><br \/>As always, thanks guys :)","comments":"https:\/\/lasciviae.livejournal.com\/248055.html?view=comments#comments","category":["fail fail fail fail","d"]},{"guid":"https:\/\/lasciviae.livejournal.com\/247792.html","pubDate":"Mon, 15 Sep 2008 17:20:31 GMT","title":"The Great Gig In The Sky","author":"lasciviae","link":"https:\/\/lasciviae.livejournal.com\/247792.html","description":"<img src=\"https:\/\/img.photobucket.com\/albums\/v243\/cruciatus_bitch\/random%20shit\/rich.jpg\" fetchpriority=\"high\"><br \/><br \/>RIP<br \/>Richard Wright 1943-2008<br \/><br \/><b><i><font color=\"pink\"><font size=\"4\">\"See you on the dark side of the moon\"<\/font><\/i><\/b><\/font>","comments":"https:\/\/lasciviae.livejournal.com\/247792.html?view=comments#comments","category":"in memoriam"},{"guid":"https:\/\/lasciviae.livejournal.com\/247224.html","pubDate":"Fri, 12 Sep 2008 17:28:37 GMT","title":"I know, I know","author":"lasciviae","link":"https:\/\/lasciviae.livejournal.com\/247224.html","description":"Apathy is very dangerous, it leads to very bad decisions for yourself,like going binge drinking with George Washington :(<br \/><br \/><br \/><img src=\"https:\/\/img.photobucket.com\/albums\/v243\/cruciatus_bitch\/random%20shit\/george1.jpg\" fetchpriority=\"high\"><br \/>George Likes Party...<br \/><br \/><img src=\"https:\/\/img.photobucket.com\/albums\/v243\/cruciatus_bitch\/random%20shit\/george.jpg\" loading=\"lazy\"><br \/>But after a few too many, he tends to get overly \"friendly\".<br \/><br \/><img src=\"https:\/\/img.photobucket.com\/albums\/v243\/cruciatus_bitch\/random%20shit\/george2.jpg\" loading=\"lazy\"><br \/>All Hell breaks loose when George's man, Daniel Boone, or was it Davy Crockett, we're still not sure, shows up unannounced while George is being friendly....<br \/><br \/><img src=\"https:\/\/img.photobucket.com\/albums\/v243\/cruciatus_bitch\/random%20shit\/george3.jpg\" loading=\"lazy\"><br \/>Teh Love drama ensues..... Daniel, or was it Davy, don't wanna hear it....<br \/><br \/><img src=\"https:\/\/img.photobucket.com\/albums\/v243\/cruciatus_bitch\/random%20shit\/george4.jpg\" loading=\"lazy\"><br \/>Annnnnnd, somehow it's my fault that they're fighting, as I didn't alert George when Daniel, or was it Davy, had shown up.<br \/><a name='cutid1-end'><\/a><br \/><br \/>Fuck it, I'm drinking with Lincoln from here on out.","comments":"https:\/\/lasciviae.livejournal.com\/247224.html?view=comments#comments","category":["lasciviae vs. lasciviae","pic spam"]},{"guid":"https:\/\/lasciviae.livejournal.com\/246288.html","pubDate":"Sat, 05 Jul 2008 15:56:26 GMT","title":"HOMGZ!","author":"lasciviae","link":"https:\/\/lasciviae.livejournal.com\/246288.html","description":"It's da dawgfather Y'ALL!<br \/><br \/>Big shocker that this would be win win win to me. So how much cheeba was burned on the set?lolz.<br \/><br \/><lj-embed id=\"15\" \/><br \/><br \/>Oh, and p.s., Fuck Salt!","comments":"https:\/\/lasciviae.livejournal.com\/246288.html?view=comments#comments","category":["hickin it up","music chatter","vid spam"]},{"guid":"https:\/\/lasciviae.livejournal.com\/246215.html","pubDate":"Sat, 31 May 2008 18:37:50 GMT","title":"&hearts; &hearts; &hearts;","author":"lasciviae","link":"https:\/\/lasciviae.livejournal.com\/246215.html","description":"<font size=\"4\"><br \/>Happy Birthday <span  class=\"ljuser  i-ljuser  i-ljuser-deleted  i-ljuser-type-P     \"  data-ljuser=\"zoepaleologa\" lj:user=\"zoepaleologa\" ><a href=\"https:\/\/zoepaleologa.livejournal.com\/profile\/\"  target=\"_self\"  class=\"i-ljuser-profile\" ><img  class=\"i-ljuser-userhead\"  src=\"https:\/\/l-stat.livejournal.net\/img\/userinfo_v8.png?v=17080&v=915\" \/><\/a><a href=\"https:\/\/zoepaleologa.livejournal.com\/\" class=\"i-ljuser-username\"   target=\"_self\"   ><b>zoepaleologa<\/b><\/a><\/span>!!!!!!!<\/font><br \/><br \/>I would wish you the best year evah, but seeing as how you have just booked a flight to spain & have chocolate cake, me thinks you are already well on your way :)<br \/><br \/>Ah, hell, have a great year anyways ;)","comments":"https:\/\/lasciviae.livejournal.com\/246215.html?view=comments#comments","category":"b-day luv"},{"guid":"https:\/\/lasciviae.livejournal.com\/245867.html","pubDate":"Sat, 31 May 2008 18:26:26 GMT","title":"Kamikaze Baking","author":"lasciviae","link":"https:\/\/lasciviae.livejournal.com\/245867.html","description":"Look what I made this week:<br \/><br \/><br \/><img src=\"https:\/\/img.photobucket.com\/albums\/v243\/cruciatus_bitch\/random%20shit\/HPIM0223.jpg\" fetchpriority=\"high\"><br \/><br \/><img src=\"https:\/\/img.photobucket.com\/albums\/v243\/cruciatus_bitch\/random%20shit\/HPIM0227.jpg\" loading=\"lazy\"><br \/><br \/>So, what we have here is a cream cheese, butter, lemon zest short bread crust. It's filled with a vanilla cream cheese lemon zest custard, topped with fresh sliced strawberries...obviously.<br \/><br \/>The best part, the recipe is 100% mine mine mine. Had beer, had food processor, and had the munchies liek whoa! (will be happy to post this if anyone is interested.)<br \/><br \/>WHY AM I SINGLE??!!!?!,lol<br \/><br \/>Meh, Just had to throw it out there :)yeah, the tart is THAT FUCKING GOOD!!!!<br \/><br \/><font size=\"1\">Must stop baking....MUSSSSSTTT DOOO EEEEETTTTT. Or find someone else who would be willing to sacrifice the size of their ass in the name of food science. It's an honorable sacrifice....really.....<br \/><a name='cutid1-end'><\/a><\/font>","comments":"https:\/\/lasciviae.livejournal.com\/245867.html?view=comments#comments"},{"guid":"https:\/\/lasciviae.livejournal.com\/245646.html","pubDate":"Mon, 19 May 2008 19:58:35 GMT","title":"I just recieved some very disturbing medical news :(","author":"lasciviae","link":"https:\/\/lasciviae.livejournal.com\/245646.html","description":"Meh, Meh, meh...<br \/>So, I literally just came from the Dr.'s office for a check up, (and don't yell at me)it's the first one I have had in like 3 years(?) I only go to the ER for my many acts of failing to walk upright. Any who, so I just received some news regarding my health that has me a little...well emo to be frank.<br \/><br \/>For the last 5 years, or how ever many, I have been telling people that I am five feet and five inches, maybe even 5'6\" tall.<br \/><br \/>Turns out I'm only 5 feet 3 and 3\/4's.<br \/><br \/>Fuckers! Told you I was short &gt;:(","comments":"https:\/\/lasciviae.livejournal.com\/245646.html?view=comments#comments","category":["yes i am an asshole","i gonna dieeeeeee"]},{"guid":"https:\/\/lasciviae.livejournal.com\/244843.html","pubDate":"Thu, 24 Apr 2008 03:31:11 GMT","title":"On a countdown yo'","author":"lasciviae","link":"https:\/\/lasciviae.livejournal.com\/244843.html","description":"Yay, less than 36 hours till I be out. I suppose it is as close to as running away from home that one could do at our age, but I'd be lying if I were to say I'm not proud of my spontaneity , as well as managing to focus longer than 5 mins to pull it together in the time I did.<br \/>I just needed a break from everything\/\/one, and it was like I was bitched slapped with a big fat duh moment..you know, I have a house in another state where it's like spring and stuff...yeah, one of those moments. So off I go.<br \/><br \/>In other news, I had to buy jeans yesterday, the good  news was that I can now fit in a size 10, though I couldn't blink, the bad news is that apparently i am not emotionally equipped to handle the options of jeans these days. 13 pairs later, many sobs, and finally sad undignified resignation, I found a pair that rocks my ass like a hurricane. I'm still a little whoa about all of this, as a year ago I was teetering on a 20. Half my size... <br \/><br \/>I also cut my hair again. Apparently I look very different, as neighbors I have known for 2 decades tell me later they thought I was a very friendly stranger waving from across the street, and bear growled at me when I first got home till I spoke. But I love the cut so freaking much, more importantly so.......<br \/><br \/>I FOUND A PERMANENT HAIR STYLIST AFTER ALMOST A DECADE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Yes Virginia, there is a sweet Jebus!<a name='cutid1-end'><\/a>","comments":"https:\/\/lasciviae.livejournal.com\/244843.html?view=comments#comments","category":["hickin it up","teh_joys of shopping"]},{"guid":"https:\/\/lasciviae.livejournal.com\/244716.html","pubDate":"Sat, 05 Apr 2008 06:11:14 GMT","title":"Is it wrong to find this hilarious?","author":"lasciviae","link":"https:\/\/lasciviae.livejournal.com\/244716.html","description":"Because it sure makes me LOL.<br \/><br \/><img src=\"https:\/\/img.photobucket.com\/albums\/v243\/cruciatus_bitch\/random%20shit\/Nahtzee.gif\" fetchpriority=\"high\"><br \/><br \/><br \/><br \/><font size=\"1\">meh, it's as good as it gets.<\/font>","comments":"https:\/\/lasciviae.livejournal.com\/244716.html?view=comments#comments"},{"guid":"https:\/\/lasciviae.livejournal.com\/244347.html","pubDate":"Fri, 21 Mar 2008 18:54:09 GMT","title":"Too important not to make note of:","author":"lasciviae","link":"https:\/\/lasciviae.livejournal.com\/244347.html","description":"<span  class=\"ljuser  i-ljuser  i-ljuser-type-P     \"  data-ljuser=\"coell\" lj:user=\"coell\" ><a href=\"https:\/\/coell.livejournal.com\/profile\/\"  target=\"_self\"  class=\"i-ljuser-profile\" ><img  class=\"i-ljuser-userhead\"  src=\"https:\/\/l-stat.livejournal.net\/img\/userinfo_v8.png?v=17080&v=915\" \/><\/a><a href=\"https:\/\/coell.livejournal.com\/\" class=\"i-ljuser-username\"   target=\"_self\"   ><b>coell<\/b><\/a><\/span> & <span  class=\"ljuser  i-ljuser  i-ljuser-type-P     \"  data-ljuser=\"mizzadamz\" lj:user=\"mizzadamz\" ><a href=\"https:\/\/mizzadamz.livejournal.com\/profile\/\"  target=\"_self\"  class=\"i-ljuser-profile\" ><img  class=\"i-ljuser-userhead\"  src=\"https:\/\/l-stat.livejournal.net\/img\/userinfo_v8.png?v=17080&v=915\" \/><\/a><a href=\"https:\/\/mizzadamz.livejournal.com\/\" class=\"i-ljuser-username\"   target=\"_self\"   ><b>mizzadamz<\/b><\/a><\/span>, A GIANT Happy Birthday to the both of you!!!!<br \/><br \/>Ladies, both of you are in the process of some of the biggest changes in life I have yet to see here on LJ, and I am positive that the forthcoming year will prove your brilliance in all means! Here's to life's brilliance shining back on y'all in return :)<br \/><br \/>I wish you both love, happiness, success, and a tiger free household!<br \/><br \/>&hearts;","comments":"https:\/\/lasciviae.livejournal.com\/244347.html?view=comments#comments","category":"b-day luv"},{"guid":"https:\/\/lasciviae.livejournal.com\/243584.html","pubDate":"Fri, 15 Feb 2008 19:17:31 GMT","title":"Oh my beautiful liar, oh my precious whore","author":"lasciviae","link":"https:\/\/lasciviae.livejournal.com\/243584.html","description":"I could offer you all chocolates of love, but you all know me well enough to know I usually come bearing cheese.<br \/><br \/>V day was just fine for me. I was actually too busy to \"ponder\" (i.e. fixate) on how I just don't care for this \"holiday\". I have been both attached and single at this time of year, and at the risk of being the stereotypical \"stfu lasciviae\" that you are all used to, I just prefer to be that person the celebrates the bittersweet and unique euphoria and agony that is love on a 365 basis. It's the rest of the year and how one copes with it that truly counts.*<br \/><br \/>With that being said though, please do know that I loved the stank that two of you had placed on the day. Cupid has ripped his wings off in defeat :) <br \/><br \/><font size=\"1\">Ironically, i was borderline showered with greetings from so <u>many<\/u> sources. Some were works of art IMHO, and some where just down right inappropriate,lol, (like we all say we want a gift wrapped penis, but when you're actually presented with one, you will quickly learn that Hallmark does not make a \"thank you kindly for the gift wrapped penis\" card. Apparently they have missed the boat on that market in particular) but I have no qualms of stating that i deserved every last one. Oh yeah, I am teh original McLovin ;)<\/font><br \/><br \/>But it doesn't mean I love <a href=\"http:\/\/lasciviae.livejournal.com\/friends\/\" target=\"_blank\">y'all<\/a> any less either, so with that said, Happy February 15th &hearts;.<br \/><br \/>Poo, time for work :(","comments":"https:\/\/lasciviae.livejournal.com\/243584.html?view=comments#comments","category":["stfu lasciviae!","holidays"]},{"guid":"https:\/\/lasciviae.livejournal.com\/242642.html","pubDate":"Mon, 28 Jan 2008 08:09:07 GMT","title":"Some Enchanted Evening.....","author":"lasciviae","link":"https:\/\/lasciviae.livejournal.com\/242642.html","description":"<img src=\"https:\/\/pics.livejournal.com\/lasciviae\/pic\/0001e2wq\" fetchpriority=\"high\"><br \/><br \/>I....I just...I mean I just could never imagine....it was just so....right.<br \/><br \/><br \/><br \/><img src=\"https:\/\/pics.livejournal.com\/lasciviae\/pic\/0001fg4b\" loading=\"lazy\"><br \/><br \/>Sadly, there are more I am flat out not remembering. It's all a blur already, and it was over just too quick, and I swear, I heard birds singing and shit , because it was with no question, nor prejudice one of the top 3 absolute best shows I have EVER seen in my entire life.<br \/>I am also having a hard time remembering exact order. <br \/><br \/>Crucifiction In Space (Opener, & I do declare HOLY SHIT!)<br \/>Irresponsible Hate Anthem<br \/>Disposable Teens<br \/>Dope Show<br \/>Fight Song<br \/>Great White World<br \/>Heart shaped Glasses<br \/>If I was Your Vampire<br \/>Tourniquete<br \/>Little Horn<br \/>Sweet Dreams<br \/>Rock Is Dead<br \/>Love Song<br \/>Coma White\/\/Coma Black<br \/>Reflecting God<br \/>Beautiful People<br \/>Antichrist Superstar (encore)<br \/><br \/>I have more pics and just OMFGness all over the place to share, but will do so tomorrow.<br \/><br \/><a name='cutid1-end'><\/a>","comments":"https:\/\/lasciviae.livejournal.com\/242642.html?view=comments#comments","category":["music chatter","gawd of fuck"]},{"guid":"https:\/\/lasciviae.livejournal.com\/240203.html","pubDate":"Sat, 26 Jan 2008 17:45:59 GMT","title":"Yikes!","author":"lasciviae","link":"https:\/\/lasciviae.livejournal.com\/240203.html","description":"By the sweat of my <strike>ba<\/strike> brows!<br \/>LAWD!<br \/>Talk about down to the last minute; it makes a girl contort her fingers to knots!<br \/>Well, this morning, my tickets FINALLY arrived in the post.<br \/><br \/>I do apologize for what I am about to do, but...<br \/><br \/>HOFGZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I'm seeing Manson & TWIGGY tomorrow night!!!!!!!<br \/><br \/>Meh, don't know about y'all, but I just honestly never thought I would see that pair again in my lifetime without the aid of a fucked up VH1 special in about 15 years (oh, like y'all know that shit ain't gonna happen). Now, since I am still in a state of wha wha whatness?!?1 I'll venture a little further and say, fuck it, someone find me zimzum :)<br \/><br \/>This week is going to be of awesomeness I thinks :) Tomorrow, Manson Family fun hour, Monday the old burlesque house is hosting the 10th anniversary of The Big Lebowski (Dude!) for $3 with White Russian specials all night, and Thursday....THURSDAY!!!! LOST BITCHES!!!!! (ironically, I also recieved Bad Twin in the post today too)<br \/><br \/>Overload of stimuli me thinks.<br \/><br \/>P.s....Have been watching movies like a fiend the past two weeks due to weird insomnia again.<br \/>In the past 10 days I have knocked out American Hustle (some funny shit!), Let a Player Play (even funnier), the Pimp Chronicles I (ok, I'll cop to it, I think I have a thing for Kat Williams), Juno (LOVED IT!!!), Waitress (meh, ok, but over hyped I think), Harold & Kumar go to white Castle (yeahh, ok, apparently everyone on this planet has seen this but me. It was pretty freaking funny1!!!), Superbad (I had no intentions of ever watching this, but HOMG, ftw! I almost peed a little when the cops set their cruiser on fire. It was stupid as hell, but I recommend it highly. Plus I just love wittle Micheal Cerra), No country For Old Men (holy shit! This movie was just beyond the awesome, but I don't think The Coen Brothers can make a film that I just don't end up Falling in love with, again, Big Lebowski...nuff said), The assassination Of Jessee James by The Coward Robert Ford (a.maz.ing.!!!!!!) & Cashback (beautifully filmed, and funny in the end too)<br \/>Next I plan to knock out Sweeney Todd as well as There Will Be blood.<br \/><br \/>Other things to say, just not in this entry, as I am sure that my online digs are being sought out.<br \/>Toodles.","comments":"https:\/\/lasciviae.livejournal.com\/240203.html?view=comments#comments","category":["music chatter","gawd of fuck","lost","movie chatter"]},{"guid":"https:\/\/lasciviae.livejournal.com\/237897.html","pubDate":"Tue, 28 Aug 2007 00:12:41 GMT","title":":):):):):):)","author":"lasciviae","link":"https:\/\/lasciviae.livejournal.com\/237897.html","description":"<font color=\"green\"><font size=\"5\">OMG, a big giant happy freaking birthday to you <span  class=\"ljuser  i-ljuser  i-ljuser-deleted  i-ljuser-type-P     \"  data-ljuser=\"joyous_trouble\" lj:user=\"joyous_trouble\" ><a href=\"https:\/\/joyous-trouble.livejournal.com\/profile\/\"  target=\"_self\"  class=\"i-ljuser-profile\" ><img  class=\"i-ljuser-userhead\"  src=\"https:\/\/l-stat.livejournal.net\/img\/userinfo_v8.png?v=17080&v=915\" \/><\/a><a href=\"https:\/\/joyous-trouble.livejournal.com\/\" class=\"i-ljuser-username\"   target=\"_self\"   ><b>joyous_trouble<\/b><\/a><\/span>!!!!!!<\/font><\/font><br \/><br \/><br \/><img src=\"https:\/\/imgprx.livejournal.net\/9129753c7d64f8d35fe67ace927152766ceb5369888592cf549e094030a9202e\/P2WlxyVijxKgh2tm885eUUMdsf-ah7h01h_SCaZagcnD-huals6oRx4tWU1zHBU_vFJS3iA:cLCn_UF65Wzkjf35cbJ8eg\" fetchpriority=\"high\"><br \/><font color=\"green\"><font size=\"5\"><br \/>Here's Hoping your Birthday has a better payoff than this pic :)!!!!!!<\/font><\/font><br \/><br \/>*couldn't help myself.....*<a name='cutid1-end'><\/a>","comments":"https:\/\/lasciviae.livejournal.com\/237897.html?view=comments#comments","category":"b-day luv"},{"guid":"https:\/\/lasciviae.livejournal.com\/237524.html","pubDate":"Wed, 01 Aug 2007 02:22:15 GMT","title":"For the love of old bitches ;)","author":"lasciviae","link":"https:\/\/lasciviae.livejournal.com\/237524.html","description":"<center><br \/><a href=\"http:\/\/pics.livejournal.com\/lasciviae\/pic\/0001c2f8\/\" target=\"_blank\"><img src=\"https:\/\/pics.livejournal.com\/lasciviae\/pic\/0001c2f8\/s320x240\" width=\"131\" height=\"240\" border=\"0\" fetchpriority=\"high\" \/><\/a><br \/><br \/><font color=\"pink\"><font size=\"5\">A very happy birthday to you Pussicle :)!<br \/>I hope it's filled with love<br \/>I hope it's filled with joy<br \/>I hope that gravity is kind <br \/>I hope the color gray stays on your walls and not your hair<br \/>but MOST importantly....<br \/>I hope the cabana boys don't out run your walker ;)<br \/>&hearts;<\/font><\/font><\/center>","comments":"https:\/\/lasciviae.livejournal.com\/237524.html?view=comments#comments","category":["poke","b-day luv"]},{"guid":"https:\/\/lasciviae.livejournal.com\/237080.html","pubDate":"Sat, 30 Jun 2007 16:58:28 GMT","title":"Hair today, Gone tommorw....","author":"lasciviae","link":"https:\/\/lasciviae.livejournal.com\/237080.html","description":"So, do y'all remember the pic of myself that I had posted <a href=\"http:\/\/lasciviae.livejournal.com\/233520.html#cutid1\" target=\"_blank\">here<\/a>?......, the stuff I had only trim to keep it healthy but not cut in over 9 years.....well, it's all gone. I chopped my hair off yesterday to chin length and donated it all to <a href=\"http:\/\/www.locksoflove.org\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow\">Locks Of Love<\/a>.<br \/><br \/>I don't regret the reason, but kum by yah y'all, I miss my hot hair *sobs*!!!!!<br \/><br \/>Yes, I am vain, so what *sniffs*.<br \/><span  class=\"ljuser  i-ljuser  i-ljuser-deleted  i-ljuser-type-P     \"  data-ljuser=\"pussicle\" lj:user=\"pussicle\" ><a href=\"https:\/\/pussicle.livejournal.com\/profile\/\"  target=\"_self\"  class=\"i-ljuser-profile\" ><img  class=\"i-ljuser-userhead\"  src=\"https:\/\/l-stat.livejournal.net\/img\/userinfo_v8.png?v=17080&v=915\" \/><\/a><a href=\"https:\/\/pussicle.livejournal.com\/\" class=\"i-ljuser-username\"   target=\"_self\"   ><b>pussicle<\/b><\/a><\/span> or <span  class=\"ljuser  i-ljuser  i-ljuser-type-P     \"  data-ljuser=\"grrarrg0908\" lj:user=\"grrarrg0908\" ><a href=\"https:\/\/grrarrg0908.livejournal.com\/profile\/\"  target=\"_self\"  class=\"i-ljuser-profile\" ><img  class=\"i-ljuser-userhead\"  src=\"https:\/\/l-stat.livejournal.net\/img\/userinfo_v8.png?v=17080&v=915\" \/><\/a><a href=\"https:\/\/grrarrg0908.livejournal.com\/\" class=\"i-ljuser-username\"   target=\"_self\"   ><b>grrarrg0908<\/b><\/a><\/span>...y'all wouldn't consider scanning your long hair and emailing me so I can make some paper extensions, right?<br \/><br \/><font size=\"1\">Yes, I know that is a creepy request, I'm just in shock here<\/font>","comments":"https:\/\/lasciviae.livejournal.com\/237080.html?view=comments#comments","category":"may i have some cheese with my whine?"},{"guid":"https:\/\/lasciviae.livejournal.com\/236589.html","pubDate":"Fri, 15 Jun 2007 22:03:04 GMT","title":"Because easy questions don't come my way...","author":"lasciviae","link":"https:\/\/lasciviae.livejournal.com\/236589.html","description":"So what are exactly the rules of \"separated\"?<br \/><br \/>It sure would be a whole fraking heap easier if ex vices weren't like a fine Roquefort...you know the situation will end up stinky, but good gods does it taste good :\/ But unlike ex vices, you don't have to shave past your knee caps for cheese.<br \/><br \/>I hate existential shit while being hungry...it leads to bad puns...<br \/><br \/>he's the cheese, and I'm a cracker, *rim shot* Once more for the cheap seats in the back :(","comments":"https:\/\/lasciviae.livejournal.com\/236589.html?view=comments#comments","category":"rbfe"},{"guid":"https:\/\/lasciviae.livejournal.com\/236046.html","pubDate":"Wed, 06 Jun 2007 17:20:01 GMT","title":"Yup, I am a subject field :)","author":"lasciviae","link":"https:\/\/lasciviae.livejournal.com\/236046.html","description":"Whoa, seems I missed the wank of the century last week. It proves my theory though, step away from the internet due to holidays, and everything just falls apart ;)<br \/><br \/>I think many would have responded better if this were a cut and dry case of black and white regarding one issue in particular, but of course nothing can be easy on the webernets and this situation included too many issues of sensitivity which led to various interpretations of areas of gray.<br \/><br \/><b>1.The prev factor:<\/b><br \/>On one hand you have a legitimate concern over online predators. Being that I have quite a few parents here on my Flist, I have read the measures you have taken to protect your children from the cyber perves. That makes me proud of y'all for not only protecting your children, but for also taking the responsibility of your children in your hands instead of pulling a Ms. Rev Lovejoy (you know \"won't somebody please think about the children!!!!\")while throwing the responsibility into someone else's hands, i.e. this site itself. Trust me, not all parents do this.<br \/>But we know despite everyone's best intentions, there are indeed pervs out there, bad ones, not just pervs at heart like us ;), so again, it is a legitimate concern...but.....<br \/><br \/>I find it odd (meh, fishy really)that you( LJ\/6apt) were previously offered help by more reputable and legitimate (i.e. not bat shit crazy) organizations such as perverted justice, and you declined the offer choosing to police your own house. Well, we all know how in control LJ abuse is &lt;--(yes, it reeks of sarcasm,lolz), but I digress about abuse at this moment. So why heed the threats of a one woman crusade who is a proven right winged, homophobic, racist, confederate militia supporter, one with God on her side (seriously, can you really take the \"redneck mafia\" seriously,LOLZ)? My answer is coming in one more second...I promise :) <br \/><br \/>LJ pretty much prematurely blew their wad with a knee jerk reaction instead of using their own instituted TOS\/Abuse policies to handle the situation which is why this pretty much blew up such a way that makes LJ Drama salivate with glee.<br \/><br \/><br \/><b>2.)That pesky first amendment thing again :(<\/b><br \/>Well, y'all know by know I'm one of those people who support free speech, plain and simple. It's hypocrisy to allow one group free reign while shutting down the other because you don't agree with what they have to say.<br \/>It's like the Aryan Nation. I think they're all a bunch of hateful ignorant cocksuckers, but I'll defend their right to spew stupidity. Ditto w\/ WFI. I don't agree with her tactics (such as keyword searches only without review the content in entirety), but she does have every right to bitch and moan like every other American, regardless of how retarded it is.<br \/>I have to admit that it made me laugh to read back on previous flist entries this morning, because of course one of y'all in particular called what would happen with this scenario right on the nose, it was the great \"OMG,LJ censored us oh noes, how can we share our shitty written twincest filled with teh angst, you nazi's you!!!!111!111\" Yeaaaaahhhhhh......Cause we all know that removing crapfics=the genocide of millions of people. (y'all better duck, she's flinging sarcasm again).<br \/>\"But wait <span  class=\"ljuser  i-ljuser  i-ljuser-type-P     \"  data-ljuser=\"lasciviae\" lj:user=\"lasciviae\" ><a href=\"https:\/\/lasciviae.livejournal.com\/profile\/\"  target=\"_self\"  class=\"i-ljuser-profile\" ><img  class=\"i-ljuser-userhead\"  src=\"https:\/\/l-stat.livejournal.net\/img\/userinfo_v8.png?v=17080&v=915\" \/><\/a><a href=\"https:\/\/lasciviae.livejournal.com\/\" class=\"i-ljuser-username\"   target=\"_self\"   ><b>lasciviae<\/b><\/a><\/span>, you're contradicting yourself, you say your support free speech, but laugh when ours is taken away...\"<br \/>Naw, I assure you I am not, because at the end of the day it was never an issue of first amendment rights. Like I said at the top, it would have been so much easier and Kosher to be honest if it were as cut and dry as free speech.<br \/><br \/><b>3.)\"Cash rules everything around me, cream get the money dollar dollar bill yall!\"<\/b><br \/>You know shits all fucked up when Wu Tang Clan nails it on the proverbial head, LOLZ!<br \/><br \/>In the end it made me laugh how many people seemed to forget that this basically ain't yo mamm's LJ anymore. What I mean, is it's been sold to a corporate entity, they don't give two shits about your free speech, nor do they really give two shits about your kids. In the end it came down to their bottom line financially. Why? Um, have y'all not seen the sudden influx of advertisements within the site? There is a reason for it; profit :)<br \/>So basically WFI bitched slapped the LJ\/6apt's fear of their Achilles heal, their pocketbooks with their advertisers.<br \/><br \/>What I found interesting though, was how fandom was very up in arms when it was their journal, or one that they participated in actively, but as soon as suspensions were lifted, all was good in the webernets again. Meh, As long as it's not affecting them directly anymore right?<br \/><br \/>Meanwhile, there's still a war going on..............just saying (yeah, i know, after I pontificated my ass off here, but it's my journal, so nerdy nerdy nerrr)<br \/><br \/>Then again, this all comes from someone who's profile \"interests\" include san fransisco cocksucka, so maybe I should just shut up all together:)<br \/><a name='cutid1-end'><\/a><br \/><br \/>But y'all thought the above was drama, hell y'all don't know drama, nor the subtle layers of hell like I do.<br \/><br \/>Hell is an instance in which your grandmother (80 yrs) exclaims in drunken delightat our Memorial Day BBQ how she bought her first thong last week, and loves it for the following reason..... (this is where I ran screaming from the yard, so luckily I do not know particulars, but <span  class=\"ljuser  i-ljuser  i-ljuser-deleted  i-ljuser-type-P     \"  data-ljuser=\"reverand_jim\" lj:user=\"reverand_jim\" ><a href=\"https:\/\/reverand-jim.livejournal.com\/profile\/\"  target=\"_self\"  class=\"i-ljuser-profile\" ><img  class=\"i-ljuser-userhead\"  src=\"https:\/\/l-stat.livejournal.net\/img\/userinfo_v8.png?v=17080&v=915\" \/><\/a><a href=\"https:\/\/reverand-jim.livejournal.com\/\" class=\"i-ljuser-username\"   target=\"_self\"   ><b>reverand_jim<\/b><\/a><\/span>  is still in a corner silently weeping :( I also had to have a frank discussion with her regarding geriatric safe sex. Srsly...that alone covers my good deed quotas for the next decade.<br \/><br \/>Meanwhile, OMG, they finally set Kevorkian free! For so many reasons does this make me happy, as I just honestly always felt that his imprisonment was wrong, and politically based.<br \/>The fact that Kevorkian is free, and Paris Hilton is in jail makes me feel so balanced and in harmony with laws of Justice.<br \/><br \/>I hate moving by the way. <span  class=\"ljuser  i-ljuser  i-ljuser-deleted  i-ljuser-type-P     \"  data-ljuser=\"zoepaleologa\" lj:user=\"zoepaleologa\" ><a href=\"https:\/\/zoepaleologa.livejournal.com\/profile\/\"  target=\"_self\"  class=\"i-ljuser-profile\" ><img  class=\"i-ljuser-userhead\"  src=\"https:\/\/l-stat.livejournal.net\/img\/userinfo_v8.png?v=17080&v=915\" \/><\/a><a href=\"https:\/\/zoepaleologa.livejournal.com\/\" class=\"i-ljuser-username\"   target=\"_self\"   ><b>zoepaleologa<\/b><\/a><\/span> I suspect cursed me with her double edged sword of congrats, because know I am faced with the fact that apparently over the past 28 years of my life I have accumulated so much crap! <span  class=\"ljuser  i-ljuser  i-ljuser-deleted  i-ljuser-type-P     \"  data-ljuser=\"pussicle\" lj:user=\"pussicle\" ><a href=\"https:\/\/pussicle.livejournal.com\/profile\/\"  target=\"_self\"  class=\"i-ljuser-profile\" ><img  class=\"i-ljuser-userhead\"  src=\"https:\/\/l-stat.livejournal.net\/img\/userinfo_v8.png?v=17080&v=915\" \/><\/a><a href=\"https:\/\/pussicle.livejournal.com\/\" class=\"i-ljuser-username\"   target=\"_self\"   ><b>pussicle<\/b><\/a><\/span> How on earth did you pull this off, with kiddies in tow, and just not want to torch your old home and start anew, cause I'm a mighty tempted. Actually, am contemplating a big assed yard sale, and plan on advertising it as such \"big assed yard sale...let my baggage be your bargain\" :)<br \/><br \/>9 days and counting to closing, and everything is just going...not wrong, but really bumpy. Now there's lawyers and flood inspectors and tigers oh my involved. Buying nuclear arms is apparently easier than buying a house, go figure.<br \/><br \/><span  class=\"ljuser  i-ljuser  i-ljuser-type-P     \"  data-ljuser=\"grrarrg0908\" lj:user=\"grrarrg0908\" ><a href=\"https:\/\/grrarrg0908.livejournal.com\/profile\/\"  target=\"_self\"  class=\"i-ljuser-profile\" ><img  class=\"i-ljuser-userhead\"  src=\"https:\/\/l-stat.livejournal.net\/img\/userinfo_v8.png?v=17080&v=915\" \/><\/a><a href=\"https:\/\/grrarrg0908.livejournal.com\/\" class=\"i-ljuser-username\"   target=\"_self\"   ><b>grrarrg0908<\/b><\/a><\/span> I refuse to read your post at the moment on the grounds that I need to watch the finale to gather my thoughts. I am not ready for you yet woman!!!! ( I know, I know, but I am not in a rush due to it's hiatus until Feb, bastards!!!!!!!!!)<br \/><br \/>Um.....I think that's it other than..<br \/><br \/>S'up webernets :)<br \/><br \/>*EDIT*!!!!!!HOMGZ!11!!!!!!! Stefano AND Tony Dimera are back!!!!!!!!!!!!!!<br \/>Life is freaking great @ the moment!","comments":"https:\/\/lasciviae.livejournal.com\/236046.html?view=comments#comments","category":["t.v.","gross","tmz much?","lasciviae vs. family","lasciviae vs. lj","uh oh i see a soapbox","moving?"]}]}}