And the 11th Plague, the Plague of Fail, did descend upon the Internet. You all remember Ogi Ogas and Sai Gaddam, late of Survey Fail? Well, here they are to explain why women have so much trouble in bed. *restrains self* Behold! All is revealed in Why Feminism Is the Anti-Viagra: The neural circuitry of dominance and submission.

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA...

Highlights:

Gender equality inhibits arousal. The majority of women have submission fantasies. From classic romance The Flame and The Flower to classic erotica The Claiming of Sleeping Beauty to Twilight BDSM fan fiction, submission themes are immensely popular in cross-cultural female erotica. The fact of the matter is that most heterosexual women are wired to find sexual submission arousing--and so are most female mammals.

I love it when they just, you know, announce something is a fact without providing evidence. But wait! I spoke too soon! Because, you know, rats!

First is pacing: running and stopping, inducing a male to chase her. This culminates in lordosis: assuming a submissive stationary posture with arched back and raised hips.

THIS PROVES EVERYTHING. Because all us gals run around until some loser evo psych type starts chasing us and then start waving our hips, amirite?

And that's all they've got. Fanfic, pro erotic romance and Norwegian Rats. Oh, Ogi. Oh, Sai. You sweet little unethical, incompetent, misogynistic little asshats. Never change. Oh, wait, you can't, can you? You're wired that way.