Gakked from mecurtin (Gods bless her, I needed this): ThinkGeek receives a 12-page C&D letter from the National Pork Board.

We are writing to you in connection with your activities at the website www.thinkgeek.com, wherein you have been marketing a product called (wait for it) "Radiant Farms Canned Unicorn Meat" using the slogan "Unicorn: The New White Meat."

The date of this brazen theft of intellectual property rights? April 1, 2010.

ThinkGeek's response:

We'd like to publicly apologize to the NPB for the confusion over unicorn and pork--and for their awkward extended pause on the phone after we had explained our unicorn meat doesn't actually exist.

Lord, what fools these lawyers be.