I just had a horrible thought. There aren't any, you know, cursed tiki à la Brady stories, right? No evil spirit-inspired wall decorations, dunkings or tarantulas? No mad archaeologists? Because, damn. I don't think the worst badfic-writer on the planet could trash indigenous Hawaiian beliefs better than the Brady writers did. Although a satire might be interesting. Anyway, I had to ask, because I'm weird that way. ;)