1. I apply moisturizer religiously.
2. My bookshelves don't involve cinderblocks.
3. Staying up all night is no longer an option.
4. My bank balance is consistently more than $17.00.
5. I voluntarily buy and eat broccoli.
(Obligatory disclaimer: These are not universal indications of Official Grownupness. Your mileage may vary. Void where prohibited. Do not fold, spindle, or mutilate.)
Tags: silly
current mood: : amused
