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The Bark Monster

The landscaping went well.  Until the Bark.  The little garden was four mounds with darling little plants, most with blossoms.  The white fence, liberated from it's juniper-dom, was revealed and looked sparkly and clean.  The little birch tree danced in the breeze, free at last.  Then a truck came and dumped two mountains of bark in the street and the landscaper lifted it in his shovel into the wheelbarrow, and wheeled it around dumping, BARK, BARK, BARK in a kind of runic arc, all over the garden.  The little plants and birch tree were swallowed up by BROWN.  Brown here, brown there, brown in the ground, brown in your eyes, brown in your feet, brown all over the yard, the BROWN BARK took over my house.

Then I was over it.  Then I couldn't sleep thinking about it.  Then I put rocks all over it.  Then the rocks made me sick so I took them away.  Maybe it's okay now.  Maybe I just have to wait until the plants grow larger.  Maybe it's not that important.  Is it?  Is it?  Is it?

Hello!  Here I am.  Earlier today I was driving down Kimball.  The light at 126 turned red, so I slowed and stopped, but the car behind me kept going, ran blantantly through the red light.  Heeeey, crazy person! I was in my car alone.  There was no one to share it with.  Then another car--a black Lexus with dark windows--pulled up next to me.  I looked over at the guy.  He looked at me.  I could barely see him through the dark glass.  He was pointing ahead.  He was pointing to the car that had run the red light.  I mouthed the words "I know!" and lifted my hands in a "What the heck was she thinking" gesture.  He laughed and lifted his hands too.  Yeah! A moment shared.

The landscape:  What the heck was I thinking?  Are you pointing at me? Am I the crazy person?  Or are we both laughing at the car zooming away?  Ha ha, what a funny yard!

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  • (Anonymous)
    27 Jul 2020, 19:55
    I like the idea of getting them wet from the showers on the produce. DD told me he lightly brushed the top of the plastic bag over wet lettuce. I need to take a class in, “Navigating the Grocery…
  • kiminorkey
    27 Jul 2020, 16:18
    Yikes, that's sad. But yeah, who do you even talk to about potholes. I'm sure they're sick of hearing about it; there're so many. Stupid pothole!
  • kiminorkey
    27 Jul 2020, 16:16
    I know! Everything has gotten more intense. I never liked going grocery shopping to begin with, but now---fergettaboutit! I read that you can open the plastic bags by rubbing then end briskly.…
  • (Anonymous)
    25 Jul 2020, 23:59
    I love the humor. Amy wrote on Facebook recently that “we’re on our own, folks, when it comes to getting things like potholes fixed on your street.” She added, “I’m sure if I call in a request,…
  • (Anonymous)
    25 Jul 2020, 23:54
    It’s so difficult to track everything with new conditions for wearing a mask into the store and all the special ways we have to avoid people and get in the right 6-ft. distance spot for the cash…
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