{"id":"urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:jupiterk","title":"seal my heart & break my pride","subtitle":"I have no where to stand and no where to hide","author":{"name":"\u3010\uff29 \uff41\uff4d \uff54\uff48\uff45 \uff4f\uff4e\uff4c\uff59 \uff53\uff4f\uff4e\u3002\u3011"},"link":[{"@attributes":{"rel":"alternate","type":"text\/html","href":"https:\/\/jupiterk.livejournal.com\/"}},{"@attributes":{"rel":"self","type":"text\/xml","href":"https:\/\/jupiterk.livejournal.com\/data\/atom"}},{"@attributes":{"rel":"service.feed","type":"application\/x.atom+xml","href":"https:\/\/jupiterk.livejournal.com\/data\/atom","title":"seal my heart & break my pride"}}],"updated":"2012-03-10T04:08:36Z","entry":[{"id":"urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:jupiterk:228265","link":[{"@attributes":{"rel":"alternate","type":"text\/html","href":"https:\/\/jupiterk.livejournal.com\/228265.html"}},{"@attributes":{"rel":"self","type":"text\/xml","href":"https:\/\/jupiterk.livejournal.com\/data\/atom\/?itemid=228265"}}],"title":"heads up","published":"2012-03-10T04:08:36Z","updated":"2012-03-10T04:08:36Z","content":"<b><font color=\"red\">friends cut.<\/b><\/font> i pretty much only use this journal to check on icon journals, so i'm just cutting people who i never speak to anymore. it's nothing personal. also, feel free to take this time to <b>defriend me if you no longer give a shit.<\/b> no hard feelings."},{"id":"urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:jupiterk:226351","link":[{"@attributes":{"rel":"alternate","type":"text\/html","href":"https:\/\/jupiterk.livejournal.com\/226351.html"}},{"@attributes":{"rel":"self","type":"text\/xml","href":"https:\/\/jupiterk.livejournal.com\/data\/atom\/?itemid=226351"}}],"title":"this has been a serious post","published":"2011-12-14T03:31:16Z","updated":"2011-12-14T03:31:16Z","content":"<p>I've censored the following, in protest of a bill that gives any corporation and the US government the power to censor the internet--a bill that could pass THIS WEEK. To see the uncensored text, and to stop internet censorship, visit: <a href=\"http:\/\/americancensorship.org\/posts\/9285\/uncensor\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow\">http:\/\/americancensorship.org\/posts\/9285\/uncensor<\/a><\/p> <br \/><br \/><p>YO \u2588\u2588\u2588\u2588\u2588\u2588\u2588\u2588\u2588\u2588\u2588 DON'T LET \u2588\u2588\u2588\u2588 \u2588\u2588\u2588\u2588 \u2588\u2588\u2588\u2588\u2588\u2588\u2588\u2588\u2588\u2588 \u2588\u2588\u2588\u2588\u2588\u2588\u2588\u2588 IS \u2588\u2588\u2588\u2588 \u2588\u2588\u2588\u2588 DO \u2588\u2588\u2588\u2588 \u2588\u2588\u2588\u2588 I \u2588\u2588\u2588\u2588 \u2588\u2588\u2588\u2588\u2588 BY \u2588\u2588\u2588\u2588\u2588 \u2588\u2588\u2588\u2588 \u2588\u2588\u2588\u2588\u2588 IN MY \u2588\u2588\u2588\u2588<br \/>C'\u2588\u2588\u2588\u2588 \u2588\u2588\u2588\u2588\u2588<\/p><br \/><br \/><p><a href=\"http:\/\/americancensorship.org\/posts\/9285\/uncensor\" style=\"border: none; display: block; margin: 10px;\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow\"><img src=\"https:\/\/imgprx.livejournal.net\/792dafc416b4a3f850983bda31c18b1b501e2df095cc32cb6fa304ebced4e10a\/P2WlxyVijxKgh2tt_slTWEMdsf-ah7h03kOHVbtQjt7Q9hbHmtO2AEM2TkhlGQJ4u0NSmS6RYgAXUEcCnh017Ekdn3_GK6eR410SuQ:6y8I54ox1FqC0CC1-ItilA\" alt=\"Uncensor This\" width=\"349\" height=\"53\" fetchpriority=\"high\" \/><\/a>"},{"id":"urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:jupiterk:226054","link":[{"@attributes":{"rel":"alternate","type":"text\/html","href":"https:\/\/jupiterk.livejournal.com\/226054.html"}},{"@attributes":{"rel":"self","type":"text\/xml","href":"https:\/\/jupiterk.livejournal.com\/data\/atom\/?itemid=226054"}}],"title":"jing jing jinglin'","published":"2011-12-06T19:00:57Z","updated":"2011-12-06T19:00:57Z","category":[{"@attributes":{"term":"holidays"}},{"@attributes":{"term":"contacts"}}],"content":"HELLO MY DARLING FRIENDS<br \/><br \/>it is that time of the year aw yeah IT'S CHRISTMAS BITCHES!!<br \/><br \/>I have gotten my hands on a bunch of cute little postcards, so if you would like me to send you one, <b>leave your address below!<\/b> It's screened so you don't have to worry about nothin'. I'll try to give everyone a little message and a tiny drawing or something but nothing crazy."},{"id":"urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:jupiterk:225751","link":[{"@attributes":{"rel":"alternate","type":"text\/html","href":"https:\/\/jupiterk.livejournal.com\/225751.html"}},{"@attributes":{"rel":"self","type":"text\/xml","href":"https:\/\/jupiterk.livejournal.com\/data\/atom\/?itemid=225751"}}],"title":"happy birthday noodlekun","published":"2011-11-29T02:34:36Z","updated":"2011-11-29T03:12:27Z","category":{"@attributes":{"term":"devil may kawaii"}},"content":"first i want to say to <span  class=\"ljuser  i-ljuser  i-ljuser-type-P     \"  data-ljuser=\"bangflip\" lj:user=\"bangflip\" ><a href=\"https:\/\/bangflip.livejournal.com\/profile\/\"  target=\"_self\"  class=\"i-ljuser-profile\" ><img  class=\"i-ljuser-userhead\"  src=\"https:\/\/l-stat.livejournal.net\/img\/userinfo_v8.png?v=17080&v=915\" \/><\/a><a href=\"https:\/\/bangflip.livejournal.com\/\" class=\"i-ljuser-username\"   target=\"_self\"   ><b>bangflip<\/b><\/a><\/span> that i'm sorry i haven't written the kawaii desu shoujo story of her life yet because i can't figure out a good way to start it but ONE DAY I'LL GET THERE.<br \/><br \/>ANYWAY<br \/><br \/>THIS IS A STORY FOR <span  class=\"ljuser  i-ljuser  i-ljuser-type-P     \"  data-ljuser=\"thanoodles\" lj:user=\"thanoodles\" ><a href=\"https:\/\/thanoodles.livejournal.com\/profile\/\"  target=\"_self\"  class=\"i-ljuser-profile\" ><img  class=\"i-ljuser-userhead\"  src=\"https:\/\/l-stat.livejournal.net\/img\/userinfo_v8.png?v=17080&v=915\" \/><\/a><a href=\"https:\/\/thanoodles.livejournal.com\/\" class=\"i-ljuser-username\"   target=\"_self\"   ><b>thanoodles<\/b><\/a><\/span> BECAUSE IT IS HER BIRTHDAY<br \/><br \/>YEP YOU GUESSED IT IT'S DEVIL MAY KAWAII THE DATE EDITION!!<br \/><br \/><br \/>Long after Vergil had repaid Dante for the car damages after he drove them off a cliff and was never allowed to drive ever again for the rest of his life, our story picks up again on a warm fall day with Dante screaming at his two best buddies in the whole wide world Vergil and Nero.<br \/><br \/>\"DUDE! I'm going on a date with TRISH! I've been trying to go out with that hot piece of ass for years!\" Dante said as he did a stupid little jig.<br \/><br \/>\"Yeah, okay that's great.\" because really Nero and Vergil didn't care. <br \/><br \/>\"This is the best. She said she was going to us to her favorite place and <i>of course<\/i> I agreed because I am a true gentleman - maybe I should bring her roses, what do you think?\"<br \/><br \/>\"How about you do me a favor and punch her in the face for breaking my bike in 6th grade?\" said Vergil because in the 6th grade Trish totally stole and trashed his bike and then told him to stop crying because he was being a big baby.<br \/><br \/>\"Shut up Vergil no one cares about your bike.\" said Dante. \"I need good dating advice! I need to make an impression!\"<br \/><br \/>Nero sighed. \"Why are you asking us again? All we know about Trish is that she's a cold hearted bitch.\"<br \/><br \/>Dante ALMOST told Nero to shut up until he got a BRILLIANT IDEA! \"I've got a brilliant idea! Let's ask Kyrie for advice!\"<br \/><br \/>\"That is a terrible idea.\" growled Nero. But it didn't matter what he thought because Dante was already running down the street toward her house. <br \/><br \/>\"OI, GET BACK HERE!!\" he shouted, chasing after Dante.<br \/><br \/>Vergil just stood there like an idiot, wondering if he had to condemn himself to such a stupid afternoon. He decided not to, and went back home to curl up in his leopard print snuggie and watch Tokyo Mew Mew while Dante and Nero made retards of themselves.<br \/><br \/><br \/>Dante nearly punched through Kyrie's front door knocking, much to Nero's annoyance. Even more to his annoyance she opened the door.<br \/><br \/>\"Nero! And Dante, what are you two doing here?\" She said.<br \/><br \/>\"KYRIE! My darling, I need your help!\" Dante over zealously pointed at her, \"I need to know what I should do tomorrow night on my date with Trish!\"<br \/><br \/>\"Oh, is that all?\" Kyrie laughed. <br \/><br \/>Nero grumbled something but Dante decided to scream over him for the billionth time \"This is important! She's picking the place for dinner and so I need to be ready. Where do you think we'll go? Should I bring roses?\"<br \/><br \/>\"Hm...\" Kyrie thought for a bit, \"Well, she really likes this one French cafe. Maybe she'll take you there. And don't bring roses, I don't think she likes flowers...\"<br \/><br \/>\"Okay, I'll definitely bring the roses.\"<br \/><br \/>Kyrie and Nero stared at him like he had head trauma, but then they realized he probably did have head trauma and decided not to say anything.<br \/><br \/>\"But I don't know anything about French food! Or French!\" said Dante, suddenly sounding worried. \"Is pizza a french food?\"<br \/><br \/>\"Doesn't Vergil know French?\" Kyrie asked Nero.<br \/><br \/>\"Yeah, he does, where is that little jerk?\" Nero looked around, realizing that when they ran over to Kyrie's house he must've simply left Nero to suffer Dante's insanity alone.<br \/><br \/>\"Then lets go harass that stupid motherfucker! Thanks for your help Kyrie!\" Dante waved and ran off again.<br \/><br \/>\"Oh Nero before you go--\" Kyrie pulled him over and gave him a quick kiss on the cheek. \"Have fun with your friends!\"<br \/><br \/>Nero nearly melted into a blushing glob on her front steps but managed to compose himself and stutter a pathetic goodbye before rushing off. Or as best as one runs off with jello knees.<br \/><br \/><br \/>Vergil heard Dante and Nero punching his front door, and shoved his shoujo DVD's and snuggie under the bed before going to see what the hell the two of them wanted.<br \/><br \/>\"What the hell do you two want?\" said Vergil.<br \/><br \/>\"Vergil, teach me French.\" said Dante, totally serious.<br \/><br \/>\"...Are you serious? No.\"<br \/><br \/>\"I taught you how to drive, this is the least you could do! How else will I impress Trish??\" Dante was nearly begging. BEGGING!<br \/><br \/>Vergil grumbled, because he still felt maybe a little bad about driving off a bridge with his car. \"Fine. Get in here.\"<br \/><br \/>The three of them sat in Vergil's living room and Vergil started explaining a lot of stuff about French, but since I don't actually know any French and this is a stupid fanfic you will have to use your imagination.<br \/><br \/>\"Okay, now repeat after me,\" says Vergil several minutes later. \"Bonsoir Mademoiselle.\"<br \/><br \/>\"Bonsewere Mademoistelle.\" repeats Dante.<br \/><br \/>Nero and Vergil beat him over the head with rock hard baguettes until he stops being a jerk and gets it right, which of course took a long time of tutoring in French that make Vergil and Nero want to continue punching Dante until he was punch for drinking.<br \/><br \/>Eventually, Dante stopped them. \"Okay, you two are completely useless. I am going home and will learn this myself!\"<br \/><br \/>\"Thank every god that ever was.\" said Vergil and Nero at the same time as Dante left and went back to his house.<br \/><br \/><br \/>The next night was the big night. The date with Trish, the one he had been trying to get for ages and so you can bet Dante was looking the best with his trademark red jacket and roses just for her. He had told Vergil and Nero that they should see how swag he was, but Vergil straight out told him no and to leave him alone, and Nero was hanging out with Kyrie and would rather cut off his magical arm then deal with him. Their loss, Dante told himself as he knocked on Trish's door.<br \/><br \/>Aha! And there she was, looking all nice! Dante cleared his throat and held out the roses, opened his mouth ready to impress...<br \/><br \/>\"Flowers, really? How cute.\" Trish said, taking them from his hand and dropping them in the bushes. \"Come on, we're going to the Chinese place a few blocks from here.\"<br \/><br \/>\"Wha-- Chinese? Why?\" Dante said stupidly. He had worked so hard to impress, FOR NOTHING?!<br \/><br \/>Well obviously. \"They have a great special today. Now hurry up will you?\" snapped Trish.<br \/><br \/>Dante nodded and the two of them had a nice walk over to the restaurant, getting the day's special noodle platter.<br \/><br \/>\"I didn't know you liked Chinese food.\" said Dante trying to make small talk.<br \/><br \/>\"Of course!\" exclaimed Trish. \"It's my favorite.\"<br \/><br \/>Her favorite? But Kyrie said it was that French place Dante thought to himself. Maybe she had lied? But no, Kyrie was so nice and honest! Maybe I had heard it wrong? I, the great Dante?! Am I actually retarded? Are what Vergil and Nero constantly say about me actually facts, and I just don't realize it? How could he have not known? Did his parents never tell him? Or maybe they didn't know either, maybe his whole family was stupid! But I'm Dante, I'm supposed to be the best! Does the world truly have no need for the likes of a beautiful white haired man like myself, am I truly meaningless in the grand scale of life and time?!<br \/><br \/>The noodle platter landing on the table broke Dante from his existential quandary, and he forgot all about it as the warm smell filled his nose.<br \/><br \/>\"Wow!\" said Dante, \"This looks delicious!\"<br \/><br \/>\"I told you dumbass.\" said Trish breaking her chopsticks, \"Now let's dig in!\"<br \/><br \/>And the two of them did and it was glorious.<br \/><br \/><center>THE END!<br \/><img src=\"https:\/\/i.imgur.com\/gPyGX.png\" fetchpriority=\"high\"><\/center> <br \/><a name='cutid1-end'><\/a><br \/><br \/><br \/>Yeah basically I should never be allowed to write anything ever again."},{"id":"urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:jupiterk:225469","link":[{"@attributes":{"rel":"alternate","type":"text\/html","href":"https:\/\/jupiterk.livejournal.com\/225469.html"}},{"@attributes":{"rel":"self","type":"text\/xml","href":"https:\/\/jupiterk.livejournal.com\/data\/atom\/?itemid=225469"}}],"title":"DEVIL MAY KAWAII THE FUCK YEHA EDITION","published":"2011-11-09T16:29:50Z","updated":"2011-11-29T04:11:23Z","category":[{"@attributes":{"term":"magical adventures"}},{"@attributes":{"term":"mah buddies"}},{"@attributes":{"term":"devil may kawaii"}}],"content":"WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS<br \/>A FANFICTION FOR <span  class=\"ljuser  i-ljuser  i-ljuser-type-P     \"  data-ljuser=\"thanoodles\" lj:user=\"thanoodles\" ><a href=\"https:\/\/thanoodles.livejournal.com\/profile\/\"  target=\"_self\"  class=\"i-ljuser-profile\" ><img  class=\"i-ljuser-userhead\"  src=\"https:\/\/l-stat.livejournal.net\/img\/userinfo_v8.png?v=17080&v=915\" \/><\/a><a href=\"https:\/\/thanoodles.livejournal.com\/\" class=\"i-ljuser-username\"   target=\"_self\"   ><b>thanoodles<\/b><\/a><\/span>, <span  class=\"ljuser  i-ljuser  i-ljuser-deleted  i-ljuser-type-P     \"  data-ljuser=\"uzis\" lj:user=\"uzis\" ><a href=\"https:\/\/uzis.livejournal.com\/profile\/\"  target=\"_self\"  class=\"i-ljuser-profile\" ><img  class=\"i-ljuser-userhead\"  src=\"https:\/\/l-stat.livejournal.net\/img\/userinfo_v8.png?v=17080&v=915\" \/><\/a><a href=\"https:\/\/uzis.livejournal.com\/\" class=\"i-ljuser-username\"   target=\"_self\"   ><b>uzis<\/b><\/a><\/span>, AND <span  class=\"ljuser  i-ljuser  i-ljuser-type-P     \"  data-ljuser=\"candlejack\" lj:user=\"candlejack\" ><a href=\"https:\/\/candlejack.livejournal.com\/profile\/\"  target=\"_self\"  class=\"i-ljuser-profile\" ><img  class=\"i-ljuser-userhead\"  src=\"https:\/\/l-stat.livejournal.net\/img\/userinfo_v8.png?v=17080&v=915\" \/><\/a><a href=\"https:\/\/candlejack.livejournal.com\/\" class=\"i-ljuser-username\"   target=\"_self\"   ><b>candlejack<\/b><\/a><\/span><br \/><br \/><center><img src=\"https:\/\/imgprx.livejournal.net\/30c69d59dd1cade959fb520a10bbaded90caa1bd85d3bf69d50c01ed5351c557\/P2WlxyVijxKgh2tt_slTWEMdsf-ah7h0jRvMSrdXhtGd5w3Zl823RkkpDQhjC0BzulBqkCiHZAcTD10_l0kprlEE3S_AadaTvGUF9EEvLRvqUf4:91AAV8K4JRHe73x3SqFJ2Q\" fetchpriority=\"high\"><br \/><br \/><\/center><br \/><br \/>Vergil, Nero, and Dante were old pals. Buddies since the start really, more like brothers! And not brothers in that close, cool military sense, but brothers in the, `I'M DANTE, SUCK MY DIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK` and `WHAT THE FUCKING SHIT IT'S 6AM GET THE FUCK OUT`<br \/><br \/>Either way, It was Vergil's birthday! And through some prying (see: abuse of smaller people) Dante and Nero realized all he wanted was a car. But why? He didn't know how to drive.... OR DID HE?<br \/><br \/>\"He must've been learning behind our backs!\" said Dante.<br \/><br \/>\"Dude, you're dumber than dicks. When the would he be going to get lessons? Who would even teach him? Nobody likes Vergil.\" Nero retorted.<br \/><br \/>Dante scratched his chin. This was true, Vergil was a real asshole and nobody liked him.<br \/><br \/>\"Maybe Kyrie? She likes everyone!\" Dante asked like a true troll.<br \/><br \/>Nero then EXPLODED INTO FLAMES but not really because this is a serious story. \"No.\" Nero said flatly. Kyrie was his girlfriend, and even though he trusted her, he didn't want to risk her hanging out with Vergil of ALL PEOPLE! (Though it would be better than hanging out with Dante.)<br \/><br \/>So they decided to ask Vergil himself about it.<br \/><br \/>Nero knocked on his door. \"WE KNOW YOU'RE HOME OPEN UP!\"<br \/><br \/>Grumbling, Vergil finally opened the door. \"What do you faggots want?\"<br \/><br \/>Nero scoffed, but Dante had remembered to put on extra swag to block the death scent of douche Vergil constantly threw at them. \"We didn't know you knew how to drive, Vergil you sly dog!\"<br \/><br \/>Vergil raised an eyebrow, looking at Dante as if he had done shrooms again. \"I don't.\"<br \/><br \/>\"Really?\" Nero said, trying to look surprised but really he's not.<br \/><br \/>\"Really. Now get out of my house.\" And Vergil slammed the door.<br \/><br \/>Dante tried to stop him but it was too late. So the two of them stood their, stroking their chins for a good minute, wondering why they were still friends with Vergil, but then they realized what would the 3 white guys be without their standard douche bag to balance out the swaggity swag and tsundere?<br \/><br \/>So they opened the door and kicked Vergil in the face.<br \/><br \/>\"DON'T JUST SHUT US OUTSIDE YOU JERK!\" Nero yelled at his friend's probably broken face.<br \/><br \/>\"OW <i>WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK YOU FUCKERS<\/i>!?\"<br \/><br \/>\"YEAH! Now we're going to teach you how to drive, that way you can get a sweet car like us!\" Dante pointed his thumb to his chest looking proud for no good reason while Nero and Vergil stared at him like it was that time Dante broke an unopened bottle of champagne on the wall at New Years.<br \/><br \/>\"Wait, what!?\" Nero and Vergil said at the same time.<br \/><br \/>\"Oi, what, are you guys deaf now?\" Dante said still acting overly proud over nothing.<br \/><br \/>\"That's a stupid idea.\" Nero shot back.<br \/><br \/>Now Dante and Nero have had many parts where they were stroking their chins, thinking deeply about their life choices, and now it was Vergil's turn. He never liked being the only one who couldn't drive the car, and it usually resulted in him sitting in the back basically all the time. He had thought about learning, but no one would teach him and he couldn't figure out why. Now could be the perfect chance!<br \/><br \/>\"Let's do it.\"<br \/><br \/>\"Shut up Ner-- HEY, YOU MEAN IT?!\" Dante nearly screamed from excitement.<br \/><br \/>\"Yeah, why not?\"<br \/><br \/>Dante pumped his fists into the air with a great \"YAHOO!!\" and Nero facepalmed through his face, making a mental note to write his will when he went home.<br \/><br \/><br \/><br \/>Later that night, they all piled into Dante's hunk of junk car, because Nero threatened to jump off the roof if they so much touched his brand new baby for Vergil's first driving lesson. Vergil wiggled into the drivers seat, Dante in shotgun, and Nero scowling in the back.<br \/><br \/>\"Why are you wearing shades? You look like... well you look like your regular asshole self never mind.\"<br \/><br \/>\"Shut up Nero.\" said Dante. \"These shades look too good to be abandoned for our night on the town.\"<br \/><br \/>\"Can you see the road?\" Vergil asked with obvious concern.<br \/><br \/>\"Dude, it's fine, now look, everyone's buckled in, so start the car and back out of the driveway.\"<br \/><br \/>Vergil nodded and did what he was told, ignoring Nero taunting him from the backseat (\"You're gonna kill your cat man, maybe that little girl next door walking her puppy, don't mess up!\") and managed to get onto the street with only knocking over the trashcan.<br \/><br \/>\"You're a natural! Now drive to the bar and that'll be the lesson for the day.\"<br \/><br \/>\"Wait, that's it?\" Vergil looked confused. \"I expected more than that.\"<br \/><br \/>\"YOU WANT HIM TO DRIVE TO THE <i>BAR!?<\/i>\"<br \/><br \/>Dante spoke completely ignoring Nero yet again, \"You have to drive down the street, make a left turn in a few blocks, maybe even a few rights, and park. That should be more than enough of a lesson.\"<br \/><br \/>Nero nearly broke into tears as Vergil put his foot on the gas because he forgot to put the car back into drive, and sent them backwards.<br \/><br \/>\"DUDE, ARE YOU TRYING TO KILL ME?! Put it in drive you retard!\" Nero shouted.<br \/><br \/>\"Shit--\" Vergil finally fixed his mistake and started driving, going very slowly, because you know, he's never really driven before.<br \/><br \/>Dante didn't seemed bothered, laughing when Vergil nearly hit a parked car, leaving Nero to do all of the actual teaching.<br \/><br \/>\"Turn on your signal, they have right of way, okay, good you didn't kill us this time, now keep going straight for like, two blocks-- okay, there it is now turn right into the lot, there you go you stupid shit, now just go straight there's a space, turn, slowly slowlySLOWLY JESUS BACK UP YOU'RE GOING TO HIT THE CAR, okay there that's better. Good job.\"<br \/><br \/>Dante let out a slow clap. \"I didn't realize what a good teacher you were Nero!\"<br \/><br \/>\"Fuck you.\" spat Nero. \"Tonight I get shotgun if you're going to be that way about it.\"<br \/><br \/>\"Nope, already called it.\" Dante said laughing and hopping out of the car.<br \/><br \/>\"Suck a dick!\"<br \/><br \/>Vergil got out of the car after the other two, but didn't realize he hadn't put the car in park or turned it off until it moved forward into a bush. Dante promptly freaked out about his car actually getting hurt and Nero was laughing his ass off.<br \/><br \/>\"DAMMIT VERGIL, why didn't you turn the fucking car off?!\"<br \/><br \/>\"Dude, I've never driven before.\" Vergil said deadpan, \"How was I supposed to know when my <i>teacher<\/i> wasn't telling me shit?\"<br \/><br \/>Dante contemplated punching him in the face, but no, it was Vergil's birthday! \"I'd hit you if it wasn't your birthday jackass. You should be grateful.\" Said Dante. <br \/><br \/>Either way, they all went into the bar, stayed in, and drank profusely, because they could and that was all that mattered.<br \/><br \/>Somewhere after his fifth beer, Vergil looked deeply into Dante's eyes mid-conversation, placed his hand on his friend's shoulder and said<br \/><br \/>\"Dante, have I ever told you...... badonkadonk.\"<br \/><br \/>\"I know.\" Dante whispered.<br \/><br \/><big>\"FAGGOTS ON THE DANCE FLOOR!\"<\/big> Nero shouted from a few seats away.<br \/><br \/>\"WHERE?!\" Dante and Vergil said at the same time, looking around only to reason it was them.<br \/><br \/>Oh.<br \/><br \/>\"Alright! Enough of this!\" said Dante standing up. \"Let us continue Vergil's lesson number 2! Drunk driving around town to find chicks!\"<br \/><br \/>\"W-What?! Isn't that like... illegal?\" said Vergil.<br \/><br \/>\"No.\" said Nero, \"That's a ter--\"<br \/><br \/>Dante slapped his hand over Nero's mouth \"AN EXCELLENT IDEA, I KNOW NERO! Now let's go!\"<br \/><br \/>Nero groaned, but they were all sick of drinking in this shitty bar so they got back into the car, Dante practically throwing Nero into the backseat. Vergil turned the car on, and Dante gave the instructions on how to get out of the parking lot and back into town, and it seemed all was well. Vergil ended up on the curb at least three times, causing Nero to scream in his ear each time, before things started to get under control (or so they though because they were DRUNK1)<br \/><br \/>\"Man, thank god I wrote my will before this. We're totally going to die.\" said Nero.<br \/><br \/>Vergil just laughed, \"You actually did that? I guess it was probably a good idea...\"<br \/><br \/>Dante simply adjusted his shades and pulled a rose out of god knows where (but Nero and Vergil stopped questioning these things long ago) \"Ladies, ladies, just go with it. We'll be fine.\"<br \/><br \/>It was at that moment that the radio started playing the ultimate song: <br \/><br \/><center><lj-embed id=\"135\" \/><\/center><br \/><br \/>Instantly the three of them began dancing in their seats, flailing like drunken idiots with broken limbs, the radio volume on full blast and the windows rolled down. It was a moment that was truly magical on all accounts, unprecedented in it's stupidity and level of bro bonding.<br \/><br \/>Then Vergil drove off a bridge, but it was okay because they were the demons.<br \/><br \/><center><img src=\"https:\/\/i.imgur.com\/RwbHH.png\" loading=\"lazy\"><br \/><b>the end :)<\/b><\/center><br \/><a name='cutid1-end'><\/a><br \/><br \/><br \/>Leaving this one public <i>so everyone can see the glory.<\/i>"},{"id":"urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:jupiterk:219415","link":[{"@attributes":{"rel":"alternate","type":"text\/html","href":"https:\/\/jupiterk.livejournal.com\/219415.html"}},{"@attributes":{"rel":"self","type":"text\/xml","href":"https:\/\/jupiterk.livejournal.com\/data\/atom\/?itemid=219415"}}],"title":"oh god an RP MEME NO WAi","published":"2011-06-01T01:24:15Z","updated":"2011-06-01T01:25:16Z","category":[{"@attributes":{"term":"rp"}},{"@attributes":{"term":"meme"}},{"@attributes":{"term":"roleplay"}}],"content":"<center><big><big><big>ask them anything<br \/><i>with a twist.<\/big><\/big><\/big><\/i><br \/>ask a question WITHOUT SAYING WHO IT'S FOR<br \/>I will go to random.org and generate a number<br \/>the character with that number will answer your question!<br \/>---<br \/><small>characters \u00bb between 1-53<\/small><\/center>"},{"id":"urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:jupiterk:211616","link":[{"@attributes":{"rel":"alternate","type":"text\/html","href":"https:\/\/jupiterk.livejournal.com\/211616.html"}},{"@attributes":{"rel":"self","type":"text\/xml","href":"https:\/\/jupiterk.livejournal.com\/data\/atom\/?itemid=211616"}}],"title":"shoos everyone along","published":"2011-02-18T14:59:38Z","updated":"2011-02-18T15:44:53Z","category":[{"@attributes":{"term":"mvc3"}},{"@attributes":{"term":"who even gives a shit"}},{"@attributes":{"term":"video games"}}],"content":"OK THIS IS A NOTE TO MYSELF SO I CAN TRY MVC3 STUFF WHEN I GET HOME<br \/>DON'T MIND ME<br \/><br \/><br \/><b>DORAMAMMU THE EXPLORAH COMBO (anti-big characters with no teleporting aka fuck you sentiel)<\/b><br \/>-Under assist cover (Ammy's Ice beads, possibly Hsien-Ko or Arthur) get 3 hands of the creator<br \/>-Liberation<br \/>-Homing Fireball hyper<br \/><font color=\"blue\">OPTION 1#<\/font><br \/>-X-Factor into another Homing Fireball<br \/>-Teleport behind opponent<br \/>-Rip out a combo<br \/><font color=\"blue\">OPTION 2#<\/font><br \/>-Purification Tower<br \/>-2 destroyer hands and 1 creator hand<br \/>-Liberation (magma rain)<br \/>-Teleport Above or behind opponent<br \/>-Combo<br \/><font color=\"blue\">OPTION 3#<\/font><br \/>-Teleport behind opponent<br \/>-Team Hyper combo<br \/><font color=\"blue\">OPTION 4#<\/font><br \/>-Teleport behind opponent<br \/>-Assist or Liberation again?<br \/>-Swap to new character safely; particularly the battery to gain meter back<br \/><br \/><b>POSSIBLE TEAMS:<\/b><br \/>AMATERASU<br \/>DORMAMMU<br \/>TRISH<br \/><small>\u25batrish's traps and dormammu's keep away game would be the best assist for ammy, keeping her safe to do rush downs since her health isn't all that hot. only problem: these characters like eating meter. may have to use ammy's free meter assist even though ice assist is the shit.<\/small><br \/><br \/>DORMAMMU<br \/>TRON BONNE<br \/>AMATERASU<br \/><small>\u25batron bonne can build up meter dormammu & ammy need; also they can serve as great assists for tron<\/small><br \/><br \/>MORRIGAN<br \/>AMATERASU<br \/>DORMAMMU<br \/><small>\u25baMorrigan's let's make two of myself hyper can deal big damage paired with dormammu's 3 hands of the creator. could also allow morrigan to use hyper meter assist and ammy to keep her ice beads one.<\/small><br \/><br \/>MORRIGAN<br \/>AMATERASU<br \/>TRISH<br \/><small>\u25baUsing Morrigan's twin hyper, combined with trish's trap assist, followed by an okami shuffle could do pretty big damage. this team doesn't have a lot of stamina, but morrigan's meter assist could make it worth while.<\/small><br \/><br \/>HSIEN KO<br \/>MORRIGAN<br \/>DORMAMMU<br \/><small>\u25bahsien-ko going into her hit-stun armor and then becoming an assist would be awesome... and morrigan can do some really good combos on her own to build meter. she could be replaced with another more batter oriented character, but her mix ups with the twin hyper make her worth while.<\/small><br \/><br \/>SHE HULK<br \/>AMATERASU<br \/>TASKMASTER<br \/><small>\u25bashe hulk and taskmaster are tanks; she hulk doing rush down and taskmaster playing keep away. depending on opponent, amaterasu can support either. taskmaster could be replaced with dr. doom.<\/small><br \/><br \/>FELICIA<br \/>X-23<br \/>DEADPOOL<br \/><small>\u25bafelicia's little helper would be great for instant overheads and unblockables. x-23 balances out the slower deadpool and he can help with keep away while x-23 uses rushdown. can replace x-23 or deadpool with tron bonne\/taskmaster if a tank person is needed.<\/small><br \/><br \/>WESKER<br \/>TRON BONNE<br \/>PHOENIX<br \/><small>\u25batron bonne & wesker have high health and don't need meter to do a lot of damage, which perfectly balances fucking NEED for meter. also wesker and tron bonne easily can play keep away and take down sentinel, as well as doing great rush-down. possible replacement: iron man?<\/small><br \/><br \/><b>THINGS I NEED TO CHECK THE FUCK OUT:<\/b><br \/>\u2192how good is ammy's reflector assist<br \/>\u2192which is better: hsien-ko's gong or pendulum assist<br \/>\u2192how well can hsien-ko get in with pendulum<br \/>\u2192effectiveness of morrigan's twin hyper & felicia's little helper hyper<br \/>\u2192CAN TRON BONNE ACTUALLY DO THAT DRILL PUNCH LOOP ON SENTINEL I NEED TO KNOW<br \/>\u2192can i even play phoenix with her bitch ass health<br \/>\u2192if wesker, iron man, taskmaster, or dr. doom make better batteries.<br \/><br \/><b>CHARACTERS THAT EVERYONE USES THAT NEED TO BE DEALT WITH APPROPRIATELY:<\/b><br \/>DANTE<br \/><small>\u25bacan land huge combos without using a lot of meter. has a big comeback factor and devil trigger hyper is like his very own x-factor. also has an annoying as fuck teleport.<\/small><br \/><br \/>SENTINEL<br \/><small>\u25bahuge ass robot that can fill the screen with projectiles. fuck this guy.<\/small><br \/><br \/>STORM<br \/><small>\u25bahuge chip damage from ice storm as well as great mobility. close to phoenix but has better health. creator liberation 3 could do her in.<\/small><br \/><br \/>MAGNETO<br \/><small>\u25bastrong battery & keep-away character. if he starts a combo, it's hard to escape.<\/small><br \/><br \/>WESKER<br \/><small>\u25balarge amounts of life, doesn't need meter, and can get in really easily. could be made easier to deal with when grounded.<\/small>"},{"id":"urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:jupiterk:210910","link":[{"@attributes":{"rel":"alternate","type":"text\/html","href":"https:\/\/jupiterk.livejournal.com\/210910.html"}},{"@attributes":{"rel":"self","type":"text\/xml","href":"https:\/\/jupiterk.livejournal.com\/data\/atom\/?itemid=210910"}}],"title":"why is i want it all by queen stuck in my head!!","published":"2011-02-08T13:21:18Z","updated":"2011-02-08T13:21:18Z","category":[{"@attributes":{"term":"dreams"}},{"@attributes":{"term":"what the fuck"}}],"content":"ok i legit had this weird ass dream<br \/><br \/><br \/>It started out with me going to an arabic class?? I sit in and its me, a few people I know from around campus, and <span  class=\"ljuser  i-ljuser  i-ljuser-type-P     \"  data-ljuser=\"streetrat\" lj:user=\"streetrat\" ><a href=\"https:\/\/streetrat.livejournal.com\/profile\/\"  target=\"_self\"  class=\"i-ljuser-profile\" ><img  class=\"i-ljuser-userhead\"  src=\"https:\/\/l-stat.livejournal.net\/img\/userinfo_v8.png?v=17080&v=915\" \/><\/a><a href=\"https:\/\/streetrat.livejournal.com\/\" class=\"i-ljuser-username\"   target=\"_self\"   ><b>streetrat<\/b><\/a><\/span>. We're all goofing around, even the professor isn't taking anything seriously. So then we start watching the Simpsons in arabic before we leave. Walking home we go around this dock, and then we go running around empty Philadelphia, yelling about how we've always wanted to run down these super crowded streets when they were totally empty.<br \/><br \/>I go back to my room, and realize I can't take arabic anymore because it meets at a really weird time on mondays & wednesdays so I go to tell lara I can't be in the class anymore. On the way, I run into Jeff, Troy, and Britta from <i>Community<\/i>. They're bickering but find this weird maze behind the school. Jeff and Troy go in trying to race each other to the end, and Britta runs in after because she wants to see what this is all about. The whole maze is really complicated, sometimes it's crazy paths on the sides of hills looking over huge expanses of empty land, and other times it's legit in a tall, well cut rose bush maze. In a few random spots along the way, there are these doors. I open them up, look inside, and it's the inside of a house. You can't go inside, but you see a main entrance way that's sloped and has sink faucets on each level, a bloody surgery room, a closet, and at one point a room with a woman laying on a hospital bed. Me and Britta think it's weird but Jeff and Troy are racing to the end.<br \/><br \/>Eventually, we go through another set of traditional maze, across a bridge, and open the last door, upon which we can go inside. We realize it was the house we had been seeing through the other doors. We celebrate for a little bit about making it to the end, and somehow Troy disappeared and now Abed was around. We explore a little up the ramped entrance way down a hallway. Jeff and Britta are cracking jokes about something, and when we turn the corner we see a flight of stairs and a man right there. He stares at us, and yells that we know too much, pulling out huge gardening sheers. He chases us back down to the entrance way, and I dive into a supply closet for scissors to stab him. When I get out of the closet, the guy has already lost his weapon and is fighting with Jeff. Britta is trying to help but it doesn't really work, so she runs into another room trying to find a weapon. She runs into the room where the woman is laying on a hospital bed. The room is white but because of the light everything looks yellowy. The woman just stares, and then the butler walks up behind us with a gun. <br \/>\"You've given me the perfect chance\" he says, \"I've always wanted to kill the man who did this.\"<br \/><br \/>The butler runs into the room and we follow him, and the crazy guy has stabbed Jeff with a syringe. \"Hah! Now he has the disease!\" <br \/>This enrages the butler, who shoots the the guy in the head. We celebrate for winning the fight, and even the girl in the hospital bed gets up to thank us for what we've done. She and the butler invite us for a big dinner as thanks. I look over, and see the supposedly dead man's bloody hand moving. I yell at the guy who still has the gun, and we go over to see that the attacker is talking to himself saying \"doo be doo be do\" over and over. So the butler shoots him in the head a second time and we go on our way. The butler describes the disease Jeff has is what the woman in the hospital bed has, it slowly deteriorates your body until you are like a living, rotting corpse. The have the antidote but he'll have to stay. Everyone agrees he should.<br \/><br \/>It cuts to dinner, there's some narrator talking over everyone sharing something that looks like a big traditional thanksgiving meal. At some point Jeff obnoxiously drops a tray of shots because he's already feeling the effects of the disease. Everyone from the community study group is there and a bunch of other random people, it's a huge table. Anyway halfway through eating Britta gives a big toast, everyone cheers, and then I woke up.<br \/><br \/><br \/>Wow that was long."},{"id":"urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:jupiterk:208430","link":[{"@attributes":{"rel":"alternate","type":"text\/html","href":"https:\/\/jupiterk.livejournal.com\/208430.html"}},{"@attributes":{"rel":"self","type":"text\/xml","href":"https:\/\/jupiterk.livejournal.com\/data\/atom\/?itemid=208430"}}],"title":"head on your shoes for you, don't let them choose for you","published":"2011-01-02T18:14:50Z","updated":"2011-01-02T18:14:50Z","category":[{"@attributes":{"term":"meow mix for kats"}},{"@attributes":{"term":"derp"}},{"@attributes":{"term":"video games"}}],"content":"lmfao everyone's making these deep and personal posts about what to look forward to in 2011 and I've got nothing. 2010 was great, don't get me wrong - I've done so much and I honestly feel like I've changed and become a better person, or at the very least it's easier for me to speak my mind. Hopefully, 2011 will be good too, even if it's not as influential in my life.<br \/><br \/>But yesterday me and my brother split the cost of a PS3 and super street fighter 4 so i've been putting in all my time and energy into games while I'm still home. <br \/><br \/>yep, that's right, my 2011 resolution is to blow it the fuck up in ssf4 ALL DAY. my psn is truckthunders if you want to fight me on the onlines.<br \/><br \/><br \/>oh and ps: the P.O.S album never better is really good"},{"id":"urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:jupiterk:207822","link":[{"@attributes":{"rel":"alternate","type":"text\/html","href":"https:\/\/jupiterk.livejournal.com\/207822.html"}},{"@attributes":{"rel":"self","type":"text\/xml","href":"https:\/\/jupiterk.livejournal.com\/data\/atom\/?itemid=207822"}}],"title":"it's about time for me to get low","published":"2010-12-23T03:14:46Z","updated":"2010-12-23T03:14:46Z","category":[{"@attributes":{"term":"amsterdam"}},{"@attributes":{"term":"meow mix for kats"}}],"content":"<b><center>BACK HOME IN THE US OF A!<\/b><\/center><br \/><br \/>It's so weird... this whole day has been so long and so insane but LMFAO i'm home safe that's what counts.<br \/><br \/>\u25basaying goodbye to everyone this morning was so surreal, especially breanna. but at the same time i was like, \"don't worry bre, i'll see you again. i know it.\" it was cool, a little sad but not as upsetting as i thought it'd be.<br \/>\u25baalmost broke down crying in the airport when i saw my folkslskjfd i'm such a fag<br \/>\u25baeverything is so decked out for christmas makes me so pumped for the holidays<br \/>\u25bamy cat is still super soft and still full of hate and retard :)<br \/>\u25bawatched a-team & get low on the plane. both movies are good, in their own ways. a-team was a good action film with funny shit, where as get low was a fantastic movie about life and moving on.<br \/>\u25ba\"Punch your destiny in the face\" LMFAO NOODLES ILU AND ELLE AND ERIKA TOO thank you guys so much for the cards \u2665<br \/>\u25bamy room is totally different... my bed used to stick out from the wall but now it's against it, and my mom put more stuff on the walls it's a little weird but i don't mind actually<br \/>\u25bachili for dinner made by my parents was fucking awesome<br \/>\u25bawatched a year without a santa claus which i swear gets funnier every year i mean NONE OF IT MAKES SENSE LFMAO<br \/>\u25baso was playing SF4 on my brother's computer with him god i missed that fat bastard<br \/>\u25baI've been up since 7AM amsterdam time and now it's 4:10AM amsterdam time the next day so I'm basically tired as FUCK.<br \/>\u25bagonna go see the fight and do some christmas shopping with my brother tomorrow. also have lunch out at this kebab place that apparently opened in the mall? i look forward to it greatly<br \/><br \/>i promise to reply to tags and catch up with people and talk more about everything tomorrow to everyone but right now shit damn i am dying<br \/><br \/>night you faggots \/sits on est time again"},{"id":"urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:jupiterk:207586","link":[{"@attributes":{"rel":"alternate","type":"text\/html","href":"https:\/\/jupiterk.livejournal.com\/207586.html"}},{"@attributes":{"rel":"self","type":"text\/xml","href":"https:\/\/jupiterk.livejournal.com\/data\/atom\/?itemid=207586"}}],"title":"you're running without a greater plan of escape.","published":"2010-12-21T11:51:37Z","updated":"2010-12-21T11:59:03Z","category":[{"@attributes":{"term":"amsterdam"}},{"@attributes":{"term":"fandom"}},{"@attributes":{"term":"meme"}}],"content":"This morning I got up at 8:30, went to waterlooplein, couldn't sell my bike back there. Instead, we went to Used Products, lied to the face of the guy at the store with Breanna and got 30euro for my bike. Shit yeah. Then I got a delicious doner chicken sandwich at dappermarkt and got stroopwafels for everyone back home. Cleaning up my apartment, packed pretty much everything at this point.<br \/><br \/>It's so weird to me that I leave tomorrow. For those of you who've been on my f-list for awhile know I've been worrying and thinking about study abroad since last fall semester, declaring my major early and picking out this program and putting in the application in early December '09. And now, all that work, all that insanity, all the crazy shit that's happened to me here? It's about to end. In a weird way, it's like a huge chapter of my life is coming to a close. I've done so much here and met so many new people and I just see the world differently and man. It's... it's just crazy. There's no other way to say it. For the handful of you who are younger than me on my f-list, try to study abroad. It's honestly one of the most life-changing things ever.<br \/><br \/>There were ups and downs, but I regret nothing. This semester was worth every second of work for it, and I'll miss Amsterdam like burning.<br \/><br \/>Although shit DAMN I WANNA BE HOME FOR CHRISTMASLKSKJDFSJKLFSDSDFKJLJKFLD<br \/><br \/>i need to write the conclusion for my second paper and turn that in though l m f a o.,.\/.....<br \/><br \/>m-moving on....<br \/><br \/><br \/><b>Current age:<\/b> 20<br \/><b>Age you began watching anime:<\/b> I was 5 or 6...<br \/><b>First anime series:<\/b> Sailor Moon :&gt;<br \/><b>Age you began streaming\/downloading anime:<\/b> 14 or 15 I think?<br \/><b>First streamed\/downloaded anime:<\/b> Naruto LMFAO<br \/><b>Est. amount of anime series you've seen:<\/b> Jesus I have no idea... 80? 90? who knows.<br \/><b>Est. amount of anime episodes you've seen:<\/b> LMFAOOOOOOO FUCK IF I KNOW<br \/><b>Do you see yourself watching anime 10 years from now?:<\/b> Here's lookin' at you One Piece and Hajime no Ippo.<br \/><br \/><b>Anime Preferences<\/b><br \/>List your current top 10 anime<br \/>(in no particular order)<br \/>1. One Piece<br \/>2. Sengoku Basara<br \/>3. Sailor Moon<br \/>4. Gintama<br \/>5. Hajime no Ippo<br \/>6. Fullmetal Alchemist<br \/>7. Ouran Host Club<br \/>8. Cowboy Bebop<br \/>9. Baccano!<br \/>10. G Gundam<br \/><br \/><b>Shoujo or Shounen?:<\/b> SHONEN<br \/><b>Subbed, Dubbed, or Raw:<\/b> Usually subbed, but there are a few dubs I like<br \/><b>Plot or Episodic?:<\/b> Whichever. I do enjoy plot, but sometimes episodic animes are great too so yeah.<br \/><b>Preferred amount of episodes in a series:<\/b> 12-26<br \/><b>Preferred Genre:<\/b> either fantasy or just action i guess??<br \/><b>Preferred year of anime:<\/b> I have no idea....<br \/><b>How many series do you watch at a time?:<\/b> Usually one, sometimes 2 or 3<br \/><b>How many episodes do you watch in a day?:<\/b> Depends on how much I like the show. If it's ok, I'll watch anywhere from 1-5 eps, but if it's really good I can probably sit through 10-12 episodes without moving my ass (hi sengoku basara).<br \/><b>Favorite Opening + Ending theme song:<\/b><br \/>OP:<br \/><lj-embed id=\"119\" \/><br \/>DANCING NINJAS NEVER GET OLD<br \/><br \/>ED:<br \/><lj-embed id=\"120\" \/><br \/>idk what the fuck is going on with the side but YEAH!<br \/><br \/><b>Anime moment that has made you laugh:<\/b><br \/>LMFAO OH MY GOD THERE ARE WAY TOO MANY! 90% of Gintama and Bobobo-bo-bobobo, all the dick jokes in Hajime no Ippo, a bunch of Fruits Basket scenes, when Spike's voice gets filled with helium in the episode on Venus... the list goes on.<br \/><br \/><b>Anime moment that has made you cry:<\/b><br \/>I almost cried at the end of the last episode of Cowboy Bebop, and the burning of the Going Merry breaks my fucking heart each time.<br \/><br \/><br \/><b>Manga Preferences<\/b><br \/>List your current top 10 manga<br \/>1. One Piece<br \/>2. Hajime No Ippo<br \/>3. Beelzebub<br \/>4. Fairy Tail<br \/>5. Monster<br \/>6. Claymore<br \/>7. Berserk<br \/>8. Black Lagoon<br \/>9. Dengeki Daisy<br \/>10. Naruto<br \/><br \/><b>Anime or Manga?:<\/b> Manga<br \/><b>Buy or Download Manga?:<\/b> Read online, I only buy sometimes now<br \/><b>Weekly Chapter or Monthly Volume?:<\/b> Weekly LMFAO<br \/><b>Do you buy weekly manga magazines?:<\/b> nah<br \/><b>How much manga do you read at a time?:<\/b> When a new chapter of a series I like comes out I read those, but if I start a new series I can read like 80-100 chapters in a day I REALLY LIKE MY ANIMUS AND MANGOS OK<br \/><b>How many chapters\/volumes do you read a day?:<\/b> again, depends.<br \/><b>Do you read the manga before the anime comes out?:<\/b> more often than not, yes<br \/><b>Do you ever read manga in the book store?:<\/b> once in a blue moon<br \/><b>...and got kicked out?:<\/b> lmfao no<br \/><br \/><i>Character Preferences<\/i><br \/><b>List your top 3 guys<\/b><br \/>1. Sanada Yukimura (SB)<br \/>2. Spike Spegiel (Bebop)<br \/>3. Ling Yao\/&Greed (FMA)<br \/><br \/><b>List your top 3 girls<\/b><br \/>1. Nico Robin (OP)<br \/>2. Ran Fan (FMA)<br \/>3. Makoto Kino (S.Moon)<br \/><br \/><b>Which anime character would you marry if you could?:<\/b> UHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH i dunno. like i really just don't know LMFAO.<br \/><b>Cutest anime character:<\/b> Mio (Needless)<br \/><b>Most annoying anime character:<\/b> Akane from Ranma 1\/2 and Dieter from Monster SOMEONE KILL THESE BITCHES<br \/><b>Best anime couple:<\/b> Yoh & Haruna (Koukou Debut)<br \/><b>Leading characters or supporting?:<\/b> Supporting. I like some mains, but mostly the side characters are what make shit fun.<br \/><b>Male or Female protagonist:<\/b> idgaf<br \/><b>Yandere or Tsundere?:<\/b> which ever makes the story better<br \/><b>Large cast or small cast?:<\/b> as long as the characters are cool and well developed, HAVE AS MANY AS YOU WANT<br \/><br \/><i>Anime&Manga Merchandise<\/i><br \/><br \/><b>Number of Anime DVD's you own:<\/b> Uh... I own about 10 boxsets and some other DVDs, probably somewhere in the 30's range?<br \/><b>Number of Manga Volumes you own:<\/b> A lot. Can't give you exacts right now, don't remember.<br \/><b>Do you have any anime models\/figures?:<\/b> I own sailor moon dolls but that's it....<br \/><b>Do you have any anime key chains?:<\/b> Sailor Jupiter, Hijikata Toshiro, Kirby, Cloud, Byakuya, Orihime, Kirby, and Kenshin.<br \/><b>Do you own anime video games?:<\/b> No<br \/><b>Any cosplay costumes?:<\/b> Misao, Rock Lee, one of the bleach arrancar, and Robin...<br \/><b>List some anime merchandise you own:<\/b> A bunch of posters from a lot of series, a Sailor Moon wall scroll, a wristband with one of Renji's tattoos, a quincy necklace, and a bunch of those UFO animu plushies.<br \/><b>How long do you spend in an anime store?:<\/b> I haven't been to an anime store since I was 14... they just don't fucking exist i swear LMFAO<br \/><b>and have you ever been kicked out for taking too many pictures:<\/b> the fuck<br \/><b>Are you willing to spend over $500 for an anime you love?:<\/b> no??? i mean i know i own a lot of sailor moon stuff but i think added up it wouldn't reach 500 fucking bucks.<br \/><a name='cutid1-end'><\/a>"},{"id":"urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:jupiterk:206939","link":[{"@attributes":{"rel":"alternate","type":"text\/html","href":"https:\/\/jupiterk.livejournal.com\/206939.html"}},{"@attributes":{"rel":"self","type":"text\/xml","href":"https:\/\/jupiterk.livejournal.com\/data\/atom\/?itemid=206939"}}],"title":"wake up in the morning with a needle in your leg","published":"2010-12-12T09:13:58Z","updated":"2010-12-12T09:15:13Z","category":[{"@attributes":{"term":"derp"}},{"@attributes":{"term":"meme"}}],"content":"first sentence from the first post of each month in 2010 meme stolen from garrett<br \/><br \/><b>JANUARY<\/b><br \/>New Years at our family friend's place was really chill. <br \/><br \/><b>FEBRUARY<\/b><br \/>POH MY GOD GUYS<br \/>GUYS<br \/>GUYS<br \/><br \/>I GOT ACCEPTED TO GO ABROAD TO AMSTERDAM NEXT SEMESTER!<br \/><br \/><b>MARCH<\/b><br \/>There is one room that should never, ever be ice cold: the bathroom. <br \/><br \/><b>APRIL<\/b><br \/>WELL TODAY WAS PRETTY COOL let's break it down in \u2713's and \u2717's.<br \/><br \/><b>MAY<\/b><br \/>so apparently i fucking love food.<br \/><br \/><b>JUNE<\/b><br \/>My first day of work today wasn't so bad.<br \/><br \/><b>JULY<\/b><br \/>blitzkreig frau (11:56:36 PM): *wiggles cat ears*<br \/>SouthOfHeaven383 (11:56:39 PM): :O<br \/>SouthOfHeaven383 (11:56:42 PM): \/\/\/\/<br \/>blitzkreig frau (11:56:43 PM): or should i say<br \/>blitzkreig frau (11:56:47 PM): KAT EARS HURR DURRRRRR<br \/>SouthOfHeaven383 (11:56:51 PM): LMFAO<br \/>SouthOfHeaven383 (11:57:00 PM): this convo is just silly now<br \/>blitzkreig frau (11:57:01 PM): LMFAO i could ruin your fetish into a pun<br \/>SouthOfHeaven383 (11:57:09 PM): please dont<br \/>blitzkreig frau (11:57:13 PM): because i wear kat ears all the time<br \/>blitzkreig frau (11:57:15 PM): :-D<br \/>SouthOfHeaven383 (11:57:18 PM): DAMN IT<br \/><br \/><b>AUGUST<\/b><br \/>RIP ONEMANGA.COM<br \/>you were always there for me when i needed you and your updates :'(<br \/><br \/><b>SEPTEMBER<\/b><br \/>FINALLY AMSTERDAM PICTURES FUCK YEAH!<br \/><br \/><b>OCTOBER<\/b><br \/>I had a weird realization yesterday when I was biking back from grocery shopping: I love food. <br \/><br \/><b>NOVEMBER<\/b><br \/>Had my midterm today... could've gone better, but I don't feel bad about it. <br \/><br \/><b>DECEMBER<\/b><br \/>stolen from <span  class=\"ljuser  i-ljuser  i-ljuser-type-P     \"  data-ljuser=\"slenderman\" lj:user=\"slenderman\" ><a href=\"https:\/\/slenderman.livejournal.com\/profile\/\"  target=\"_self\"  class=\"i-ljuser-profile\" ><img  class=\"i-ljuser-userhead\"  src=\"https:\/\/l-stat.livejournal.net\/img\/userinfo_v8.png?v=17080&v=915\" \/><\/a><a href=\"https:\/\/slenderman.livejournal.com\/\" class=\"i-ljuser-username\"   target=\"_self\"   ><b>slenderman<\/b><\/a><\/span><br \/><br \/><br \/><br \/>well that was a good waste of time. \/slides back to doing homework forever.<br \/><br \/>also; 10 more days until I'm back in the states. Holy mother of god. It's hard to believe, but I'm really looking forward to going back."},{"id":"urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:jupiterk:206789","link":[{"@attributes":{"rel":"alternate","type":"text\/html","href":"https:\/\/jupiterk.livejournal.com\/206789.html"}},{"@attributes":{"rel":"self","type":"text\/xml","href":"https:\/\/jupiterk.livejournal.com\/data\/atom\/?itemid=206789"}}],"title":"jupiterk @ 2010-12-09T13:08:00","published":"2010-12-09T12:08:38Z","updated":"2010-12-09T12:08:38Z","category":[{"@attributes":{"term":"kc"}},{"@attributes":{"term":"shenanigans"}},{"@attributes":{"term":"holy dicknipples"}},{"@attributes":{"term":"roleplay"}}],"content":"<a href=\"http:\/\/community.livejournal.com\/kakistocrati\/1964887.html?page=1&amp;view=490746967#comments\" target=\"_blank\">HOLY SHIT<\/a><br \/><br \/>LMFDSKAGHDOF SO MUCH FOR ME DOING WORK TODAY<br \/>FUCK THE FACT I WASN'T IN CHAT SOMEONE COME AND THREAD<br \/>I'LL GIVE YOU ANYONE YOU WANT<br \/><i>YOU KNOW YOU WANT IT<\/i>"},{"id":"urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:jupiterk:206341","link":[{"@attributes":{"rel":"alternate","type":"text\/html","href":"https:\/\/jupiterk.livejournal.com\/206341.html"}},{"@attributes":{"rel":"self","type":"text\/xml","href":"https:\/\/jupiterk.livejournal.com\/data\/atom\/?itemid=206341"}}],"title":"jupiterk @ 2010-12-06T18:30:00","published":"2010-12-06T17:32:05Z","updated":"2010-12-06T17:33:08Z","category":[{"@attributes":{"term":"icons"}},{"@attributes":{"term":"what the fuck"}},{"@attributes":{"term":"screaming."}},{"@attributes":{"term":"stick that in your blunt and smoke it"}},{"@attributes":{"term":"holy dicknipples"}},{"@attributes":{"term":"oh shit oh shit"}},{"@attributes":{"term":"work but not really"}},{"@attributes":{"term":"i am a faggot"}},{"@attributes":{"term":"oiiii"}},{"@attributes":{"term":"shenanigans"}},{"@attributes":{"term":"knowing is half the battle"}},{"@attributes":{"term":"who even gives a shit"}},{"@attributes":{"term":"spam"}},{"@attributes":{"term":"lol what"}},{"@attributes":{"term":"hm"}},{"@attributes":{"term":"idk"}},{"@attributes":{"term":"pure caffine needed"}},{"@attributes":{"term":"i can&apos;t even"}},{"@attributes":{"term":"lmfao"}}],"content":"HELLO HELLO F-LIST YOU CALLED I CAN'T HEAR A THING<br \/><br \/>I CAN'T HEAR OVER WHAT THE FUCK THIS ICON IS<br \/><br \/>also i'm back from barcelona (will i ever share pictures of my wild adventures? will you ever hear fun stories? WILL YOU?) and have to write a 2-3 paper about how mcdonald's is taking over the world and other related homework things<br \/><br \/>how boring"},{"id":"urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:jupiterk:206188","link":[{"@attributes":{"rel":"alternate","type":"text\/html","href":"https:\/\/jupiterk.livejournal.com\/206188.html"}},{"@attributes":{"rel":"self","type":"text\/xml","href":"https:\/\/jupiterk.livejournal.com\/data\/atom\/?itemid=206188"}}],"title":"take me homeeeee country roadssssssss","published":"2010-12-02T13:29:31Z","updated":"2010-12-02T13:29:31Z","category":{"@attributes":{"term":"traveling"}},"content":"Off to Barcelona. Be back on the 5th. See you all then!<br \/><br \/>(<small>ps; maybe i'll finally make traveling posts for Barcelona, along with Berlin and Portugal. derp.<\/small>)"},{"id":"urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:jupiterk:205950","link":[{"@attributes":{"rel":"alternate","type":"text\/html","href":"https:\/\/jupiterk.livejournal.com\/205950.html"}},{"@attributes":{"rel":"self","type":"text\/xml","href":"https:\/\/jupiterk.livejournal.com\/data\/atom\/?itemid=205950"}}],"title":"the dreams where I am dying are the best I've ever had","published":"2010-12-01T12:11:03Z","updated":"2010-12-01T12:11:03Z","category":[{"@attributes":{"term":"meme"}},{"@attributes":{"term":"roleplay"}}],"content":"stolen from <span  class=\"ljuser  i-ljuser  i-ljuser-type-P     \"  data-ljuser=\"slenderman\" lj:user=\"slenderman\" ><a href=\"https:\/\/slenderman.livejournal.com\/profile\/\"  target=\"_self\"  class=\"i-ljuser-profile\" ><img  class=\"i-ljuser-userhead\"  src=\"https:\/\/l-stat.livejournal.net\/img\/userinfo_v8.png?v=17080&v=915\" \/><\/a><a href=\"https:\/\/slenderman.livejournal.com\/\" class=\"i-ljuser-username\"   target=\"_self\"   ><b>slenderman<\/b><\/a><\/span><br \/><br \/><i><b>Ask me about any of my roleplay characters, and I will pick one of the following and tell you:<\/b><\/i><br \/><br \/>(a) Three facts about them from my personal fanon.<br \/>(b) A reason they're amazing.<br \/>(c) Five things that I'd like to see happen to them.<br \/>(d) Three people that I might ship that character with and why.<br \/><br \/>Characters <a href=\"http:\/\/jupiterk.livejournal.com\/40183.html\" target=\"_blank\">here<\/a><br \/><br \/>man i make way too many accounts."},{"id":"urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:jupiterk:205762","link":[{"@attributes":{"rel":"alternate","type":"text\/html","href":"https:\/\/jupiterk.livejournal.com\/205762.html"}},{"@attributes":{"rel":"self","type":"text\/xml","href":"https:\/\/jupiterk.livejournal.com\/data\/atom\/?itemid=205762"}}],"title":"love it will not betray you or enslave you it will set you free","published":"2010-11-30T20:24:47Z","updated":"2010-11-30T20:24:47Z","category":[{"@attributes":{"term":"fuck yeah"}},{"@attributes":{"term":"meow mix for kats"}},{"@attributes":{"term":":&apos;)"}},{"@attributes":{"term":"aw yeah motherfucker"}},{"@attributes":{"term":"owies"}},{"@attributes":{"term":"college"}},{"@attributes":{"term":"love!"}}],"content":"AW MY ETHNIC DIVERSITY & POP CULTURE TEACHER<br \/><br \/>I was originally ticked at her because she sent everyone who missed class last week had to do these extra readings and if we didn't, she'd take points off. So I did the readings and then reread them today before class, expecting the worst.<br \/><br \/>Instead, class was actually pretty chill. We had some good discussions and (thankfully) I got to participate a lot. I was kinda doing it just so I didn't feel like all that time I spent reading for that class wasn't for nothing - a kinda IN YO FACE BITCH! move but not really. She also went around the class to talk about what our research papers were going to be on and when I told my idea she really liked it so I was like yay! I don't have to stress about this one as much as the other paper I have to do that is literally murdering me!<br \/><br \/>well the vending machine ate 40cents when i tried to get a snickers BUT THE PART OF CLASS AFTER THE BREAK WAS OK TOO LFMAO... kinda made up for it. i just wasn't so rageful etc.<br \/><br \/>anyway<br \/>after class I meet with my prof with the other kids in my group cause we all have to present together, and talked about what we had to do... it's pretty straight forward, thank god. one less thing to worry about.<br \/><br \/>And after that she was like \"Oh Kat!\" and I was like UH SHIT WHAT.... and she <i><b>thanked me for doing the readings<\/i><\/b>.<br \/>I was absolutely blown away - I've never had a teacher thank me for something like that before. She said she was glad I had done them because my contributions in class that day were really good and helped move the discussion along really well, and I just couldn't stop smiling as I left the room. It made me feel really good that the work I had put in made her happy, and her life a little bit easier. Even though this class and the readings drive me insane, the professor really is such a great woman. My grade in this class isn't so hot at the moment, but I think I can pull it up with this next assignment, my presentation and my final. Yosh!<br \/><br \/><br \/>also i did my Islamic law presentation today... and the woman who holds class in the room after us kept trying to interrupt me while I was presenting which is literally the most annoying thing in the whole universe. The first group ran long and I was last in mine, so my presentation ended up being mad rushed and I don't think anyone got anything out of it LMFAO. Oh well. At least it's done, and my professor can't mark me down because A HUGE BITCH PROFESSOR KEPT INTERRUPTING ME. So yeah. <br \/><br \/>Oh and I fell on my bike on the ice on my way to my Islamic law class. My luck with bikes is quite impressive. I have huge bruises on my legs again from my most recent spills, they truly are impressive."},{"id":"urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:jupiterk:205442","link":[{"@attributes":{"rel":"alternate","type":"text\/html","href":"https:\/\/jupiterk.livejournal.com\/205442.html"}},{"@attributes":{"rel":"self","type":"text\/xml","href":"https:\/\/jupiterk.livejournal.com\/data\/atom\/?itemid=205442"}}],"title":"jupiterk @ 2010-11-28T14:02:00","published":"2010-11-28T13:02:47Z","updated":"2010-11-28T13:04:04Z","category":[{"@attributes":{"term":"pointless rage"}},{"@attributes":{"term":"fuck this game"}},{"@attributes":{"term":"shenanigans"}},{"@attributes":{"term":"what the fuck"}},{"@attributes":{"term":"knowing is half the battle"}},{"@attributes":{"term":"who even gives a shit"}},{"@attributes":{"term":"pure caffine needed"}},{"@attributes":{"term":"college"}},{"@attributes":{"term":"work but not really"}},{"@attributes":{"term":"i can&apos;t even"}}],"content":"oh my god i've just realized why i'm having problems with my ethnic diversity & popular culture<br \/><br \/>you see, my professor is having us do a lot of reading that's based off of theories. marxism, postmodernism, feminism, all that kind of stuff. reading these books about people talking about other people's ideas just drive me crazy! and i couldn't figure out why (besides the fact i think reading about theory forever is dumb) and then it just hit me like 10 seconds ago reading this work about race and welfare and differences between the USA and Europe.<br \/><br \/><i>It's a sociology course, Kat.<\/i><br \/><br \/>LIKE<br \/>IT SEEMS LIKE SUCH A SMALL THING ESP SINCE PEOPLE ALWAYS COMPARE ANTHROPOLOGY AND SOCIOLOGY BUT<br \/>HOLY SHIT THEY'RE SO DIFFERENT??<br \/><br \/>i'm just sitting here reading these broad, brush stroke theories that are like HEY THIS IS HOW THE WORLD IS!! and i'm like no you stupid fuck what gives you the right to say that [STARTS TALKING ABOUT VARIOUS WORLD CULTURES]. Anthropology looks much more at specifics and it's own research, like, rEAL FUCKING RESEARCH. these theories are based off some research yeah but it never feels like enough or it's just something someone pulled out of their ass and everyone was like DEAR GOD LOOK AT THAT IT'S GOLDEN! GOLDEN SHIT! spoiler alert faggots: <b>it's still shit.<\/b> i don't care how many PhD's you have or how many articles you've written where do you come off trying to say you can explain everything?<br \/><br \/>Not only that but the thing is people just talk about theories and then say \"because of x, problem y exists!\" ok, that's great. what about it? and then thy just move on. is there a possible solution? is there a way you can GET OFF YOUR FAT ASS AND DO SOMETHING ABOUT IT? holy shit. take a lesson in applying your theories and research to make this world suck less, don't just tell me about the suck. listening to people talk and talk about world problems and then they don't try to think of ways to find the core of the issue or fix issues drives me insane. what's the point of all this theory and bullshit if it's not useful for daily life?<br \/><br \/>i'm sorry to any sociology majors or lovers on my f-list but man. this course is driving me nuts, especially all the readings. SO MUCH READING. not even my pleasure&politics course hurts me this much, at least those readings are interesting.<br \/><br \/>which reminds me i have to get a rough draft of my research paper for that class done by the 2nd...........<br \/><br \/>\/quietly slinks back to homework"},{"id":"urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:jupiterk:205268","link":[{"@attributes":{"rel":"alternate","type":"text\/html","href":"https:\/\/jupiterk.livejournal.com\/205268.html"}},{"@attributes":{"rel":"self","type":"text\/xml","href":"https:\/\/jupiterk.livejournal.com\/data\/atom\/?itemid=205268"}}],"title":"jupiterk @ 2010-11-28T10:37:00","published":"2010-11-28T09:37:52Z","updated":"2010-11-28T13:04:29Z","category":[{"@attributes":{"term":"work"}},{"@attributes":{"term":"meme"}}],"content":"<center><font size=\"5\" face=\"georgia\"><font color=\"#1e90ff\">i<\/font><font color=\"#1d88f8\">'<\/font><font color=\"#1b7ff0\">v<\/font><font color=\"#1976e8\">e<\/font><font color=\"#176de0\"> <\/font><font color=\"#1564d8\">a<\/font><font color=\"#135bd0\">l<\/font><font color=\"#1152c8\">w<\/font><font color=\"#1049c0\">a<\/font><font color=\"#0e3fb8\">y<\/font><font color=\"#0c36b0\">s<\/font><font color=\"#0a2da8\"> <\/font><font color=\"#0824a0\">w<\/font><font color=\"#061b98\">a<\/font><font color=\"#041290\">n<\/font><font color=\"#020988\">t<\/font><font color=\"#000080\">e<\/font><font color=\"#040e85\">d<\/font><font color=\"#081c8a\"> <\/font><font color=\"#0c2a8f\">t<\/font><font color=\"#103894\">o<\/font><font color=\"#144699\"> <\/font><font color=\"#18549e\">t<\/font><font color=\"#1c62a3\">e<\/font><font color=\"#2171a9\">l<\/font><font color=\"#257fae\">l<\/font><font color=\"#298db3\"> <\/font><font color=\"#2d9bb8\">y<\/font><font color=\"#31a9bd\">o<\/font><font color=\"#35b7c2\">u<\/font><font color=\"#39c5c7\">.<\/font><font color=\"#3dd3cc\">.<\/font><font color=\"#40e0d0\">.<\/font><\/font><br \/><font size=\"1\" face=\"georgia\"><a href=\"http:\/\/community.livejournal.com\/invividcolors\/2639.html?thread=1383503#t1383503\" target=\"_blank\"><font color=\"black\">my thread<\/font><\/a><\/font><\/center><br \/><br \/>now it's time for another fun day of doing NOTHING BUT HOMEWORK!!!"},{"id":"urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:jupiterk:204955","link":[{"@attributes":{"rel":"alternate","type":"text\/html","href":"https:\/\/jupiterk.livejournal.com\/204955.html"}},{"@attributes":{"rel":"self","type":"text\/xml","href":"https:\/\/jupiterk.livejournal.com\/data\/atom\/?itemid=204955"}}],"title":"icons: never ending sources of amusement","published":"2010-11-25T12:11:45Z","updated":"2010-11-25T12:11:45Z","category":[{"@attributes":{"term":"amsterdam"}},{"@attributes":{"term":"fuck yeah"}},{"@attributes":{"term":"icons"}},{"@attributes":{"term":"stick that in your blunt and smoke it"}},{"@attributes":{"term":"holy dicknipples"}},{"@attributes":{"term":"home away from home"}},{"@attributes":{"term":"meow mix for kats"}},{"@attributes":{"term":"love!"}},{"@attributes":{"term":"oiiii"}},{"@attributes":{"term":"holidays"}},{"@attributes":{"term":"shenanigans"}},{"@attributes":{"term":"wishes can come true"}},{"@attributes":{"term":"good times"}},{"@attributes":{"term":"wow guys"}},{"@attributes":{"term":"aw yeah motherfucker"}},{"@attributes":{"term":"lmfao"}}],"content":"To all of my American friends, <b>HAPPY THANKSGIVING!<\/b> It's a beautiful thing, and I hope all of you enjoy it and get nice and fat.<br \/><br \/><br \/>This is the first time I'm spending a holiday away from home, and it's not that bad. Really quiet, sure, but nothing horrible. I have to go out and get some more meat for the potluck that me and my friends are cooking for dinner tonight, but otherwise it's just me. Chillin. Doin some homework and watching some super street fighter 4 tournament videos. Playing a little <a href=\"http:\/\/games.adultswim.com\/robot-unicorn-attack-heavy-metal-twitchy-online-game.html\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow\">Robot Unicorn Attack: Heavy Metal.<\/a> Pimping my newest <a href=\"http:\/\/community.livejournal.com\/narben\/12983.html\" target=\"_blank\">icon post.<\/a> Good times.<br \/><br \/><br \/>*waves at f-list forever*"},{"id":"urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:jupiterk:204673","link":[{"@attributes":{"rel":"alternate","type":"text\/html","href":"https:\/\/jupiterk.livejournal.com\/204673.html"}},{"@attributes":{"rel":"self","type":"text\/xml","href":"https:\/\/jupiterk.livejournal.com\/data\/atom\/?itemid=204673"}}],"title":"yes sir yes sir yes it was me.","published":"2010-11-23T15:35:38Z","updated":"2010-11-23T15:38:46Z","category":[{"@attributes":{"term":"meow mix for kats"}},{"@attributes":{"term":"life"}},{"@attributes":{"term":"meme"}}],"content":"<i>Day 01: Ten things you want to say to ten different people right now.<br \/>Day 02: Nine things about yourself.<br \/>Day 03: Eight ways to win your heart.<br \/>Day 04: Seven things that cross your mind a lot.<br \/>Day 05: Six things you wish you\u2019d never done.<br \/>Day 06: Five people who mean a lot (in no order whatsoever)<br \/>Day 07: Four turn offs.<br \/>Day 08: Three turn ons.<br \/>Day 09: Two smileys that describe your life right now.<br \/>Day 10: One confession.<\/i><br \/><br \/>Instead of doing this over the 10 days; I'm just going to do the whole thing now. Fuck waiting!<br \/><br \/><br \/><font face=\"courier new\" size=\"5\" color=\"#333333\">10 things to say:<\/font><blockquote>\u21ac Thank you. No matter how many times you tell me not to thank you, it doesn't matter. Thank you.<br \/>\u21ac You're the best roommate I've ever had; I just wish you would properly shut the jar of nutella when you were done with it.<br \/>\u21ac I wish you weren't friends with so many of my other friends, you're annoying especially when you get really offended over <i>nothing<\/i>. No one agrees with you on your stupid shit. Get over it.<br \/>\u21ac You scare the shit out of me. Why can't you be more personable so that when I see I have an email from you I don't want to have a panic attack. It's ridiculous.<br \/>\u21ac I wish you would contact me more, it makes me feel like you don't really miss me at all :(<br \/>\u21ac I can't wait to see you again. I know this past semester has changed you, but you're still my bro and playing SSBB drinking games sounds like the shit.<br \/>\u21ac I miss you.<br \/>\u21ac Stop bitching about such stupid things, you sound like a dumb shallow bitch and I know you're better than that.<br \/>\u21ac KOREAN LEADERS, WHY YOU SHOOT EACH OTHER. MAKE <strike>PORKBUNS<\/strike>LOVE NOT WAR.<br \/>\u21ac You are beautiful to me. No matter what they say. And I mean it.<\/blockquote><br \/><br \/><font face=\"courier new\" size=\"5\" color=\"#333333\">9 things about me:<\/font><blockquote>\u21b3 I don't like dogs, but I have a secret love of huskies. They're just so cute.<br \/>\u21b3 When I was 14 I always had my eye out for all white & all black stray cats. If you have to ask, you don't need to know.<br \/>\u21b3 I have a hard time finding shoes not because I'm a weird size, but because my feet are very thin. They slide out of most flats pretty easy.<br \/>\u21b3 I got my black belt in Jiu Jitsu and Thai boxing when I was 18.<br \/>\u21b3 I can flip from a mature adult to a retarded kid in the blink of an eye because of things like canceled classes, snow, or holidays. <br \/>\u21b3 I still get up at 7AM on Christmas morning, no matter when I go to bed. Fucking love Christmas ok.<br \/>\u21b3 Spending money on others is so easy, but spending money on myself is nigh impossible. <br \/>\u21b3 I have to write a page or two of my research paper due for tomorrow and I haven't started it yet ha ha....<br \/>\u21b3 I never get really sick, just a runny nose or a bad headache that goes away in a few days. The last time I was really sick was years ago and I got over it in a day.<\/blockquote><br \/><br \/><font face=\"courier new\" size=\"5\" color=\"#333333\">8 ways to win a heart:<\/font><blockquote>\u21fe Be a good cook.<br \/>\u21fe Listen to me. <br \/>\u21fe Be willing to do some of the crazy shit I want to do with me.<br \/>\u21fe Give me time to be by myself, even if it's just for an hour while I walk around and listen to my ipod. I need that time man.<br \/>\u21fe Have a good taste in music, bonuses if you can play music well.<br \/>\u21fe Be funny.<br \/>\u21fe Get along with my family.<br \/>\u21fe Be honest with me. I don't want shit left in the dark where I don't know what's going on.<\/blockquote><br \/><br \/><font face=\"courier new\" size=\"5\" color=\"#333333\">7 things I think about:<\/font><blockquote>\u21c0 Schoolwork<br \/>\u21c0 My friends<br \/>\u21c0 Bryn Mawr<br \/>\u21c0 My family<br \/>\u21c0 Music<br \/>\u21c0 Animes<br \/>\u21c0 LJRP<\/blockquote><br \/><br \/><font face=\"courier new\" size=\"5\" color=\"#333333\">6 regrets:<\/font><blockquote>\u2717 underestimating this semester<br \/>\u2717 not traveling enough this semester<br \/>\u2717 any time i overreacted at my parents<br \/>\u2717 uhm<br \/>\u2717 i'm running out of things<br \/>\u2717 yeahhhhhhhh i'm out<\/blockquote><br \/><br \/><font face=\"courier new\" size=\"5\" color=\"#333333\">5 people who mean a lot:<\/font><blockquote>\u2665 My brother<br \/>\u2665 My parents<br \/>\u2665 My cousins<br \/>\u2665 <a href=\"http:\/\/jupiterk.livejournal.com\/friends\/\" target=\"_blank\">All of you<\/a><br \/>\u2665 My friends from Bryn Mawr & the German Clique<\/blockquote><br \/><br \/><font face=\"courier new\" size=\"5\" color=\"#333333\">4 turn offs:<\/font><blockquote>\u292d Complaining about worthless shit and expecting others to compliment you<br \/>\u292d Disrespecting others<br \/>\u292d Ignorance<br \/>\u292d Being dirty, like you haven't bathed\/shaved\/anything in a week kind of thing.<\/blockquote><br \/><br \/><font face=\"courier new\" size=\"5\" color=\"#333333\">3 turn ons:<\/font><blockquote>\u2740 Guys with the muscular backs that seem so inviting to just smash your face in between their shoulder blades.<br \/>\u2740 Openness to new things.<br \/>\u2740 People who hold themselves well (stand up straight, clean, proud of themselves, etc)<\/blockquote><br \/><br \/><font face=\"courier new\" size=\"5\" color=\"#333333\">2 smilies:<\/font><blockquote><img src=\"https:\/\/imgprx.livejournal.net\/e044831dd4bbbc2cda61372e5f220f1c50a0d8ed425e5a39ca7a9fab92617dde\/P2WlxyVijxKgh2tt_slTWEMdsf-ah7h0zFqDU7tQnJ7D_w3Gno-mB0dpWRYuHBUm5hYNmjnYNAFBSAsInB1vqhEJ3yWXbOvTvVgeoxhnaA8:xr1RokrJivsiloawpI9XVw\" fetchpriority=\"high\"> gotta love that music <br \/><img src=\"https:\/\/imgprx.livejournal.net\/a640db78400ac8099c27676c6916fb533827df3ad01d9551e9c1bb4238653edc\/P2WlxyVijxKgh2tt_slTWEMdsf-ah7h0zFqDU7tQnJ7D_w3Gno-mB0dpVkR1T0ly5RoNnmSMNloQSwcJmx0_-kBXjSScbu3Tul4eoxhnaA8:vhVjoLqjsb6vnxeVgoPgBQ\" loading=\"lazy\"> always.<\/blockquote><br \/><br \/><font face=\"courier new\" size=\"5\" color=\"#333333\">1 confession:<\/font><blockquote><b>\u2780<\/b> As much as I love Amsterdam, I couldn't live here for much longer than this semester. At the same time, I don't love the USA, but it's what I'm used to. There things about it that suck, yeah, but there are things about it I wouldn't trade for the world. It's kinda a mix up for me. If I did live in Europe, it would have to be either Germany or Italy. I love those places. Although I wouldn't throw out the idea of Portugal, although that might still be my high from my past trip still talking.<\/blockquote><br \/><a name='cutid1-end'><\/a>"},{"id":"urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:jupiterk:204517","link":[{"@attributes":{"rel":"alternate","type":"text\/html","href":"https:\/\/jupiterk.livejournal.com\/204517.html"}},{"@attributes":{"rel":"self","type":"text\/xml","href":"https:\/\/jupiterk.livejournal.com\/data\/atom\/?itemid=204517"}}],"title":"kjlfsdjklfdsjklfsdjklfds","published":"2010-11-22T21:14:46Z","updated":"2010-11-22T21:21:49Z","category":[{"@attributes":{"term":"amsterdam"}},{"@attributes":{"term":"what the fuck"}},{"@attributes":{"term":"whyyyyy"}},{"@attributes":{"term":"why you do this"}},{"@attributes":{"term":"fuck my life"}},{"@attributes":{"term":"screaming."}},{"@attributes":{"term":"holy dicknipples"}},{"@attributes":{"term":"i&apos;m dying"}},{"@attributes":{"term":"life"}},{"@attributes":{"term":"derp"}},{"@attributes":{"term":"oh shit oh shit"}},{"@attributes":{"term":"blah blah blah"}},{"@attributes":{"term":"fuck this game"}},{"@attributes":{"term":"i am so fucked"}},{"@attributes":{"term":"holidays"}},{"@attributes":{"term":"who even gives a shit"}},{"@attributes":{"term":"buuu"}},{"@attributes":{"term":"spam"}},{"@attributes":{"term":"work"}},{"@attributes":{"term":"blarrrg"}},{"@attributes":{"term":"pure caffine needed"}},{"@attributes":{"term":"fandom"}},{"@attributes":{"term":"college"}}],"content":"i realized that i haven't made big posts about berlin OR portugal with pictures and everything, even though i normally do. i still want to do them, but recently i've been really tired and busy. maybe i'll do one tonight if i'm crazy and decide not to sleep tonight.<br \/><br \/>bascially; i have to write 2 research papers and prepare 2 presentations, and each one involves a crazy amount of reading, writing, and research. it's weird, cause you would think with only 3 classes and only having those 3 classes on 2 days, it'd be manageable, but it's almost worse. you think you have more time for things, when really you don't. before you know it things are coming in and crashing down before you're ready for them.<br \/><br \/>this semester is done in a month. how the fuck has that happened? i don't know. it's too weird to think about. thanksgiving is this week, and the only time it crosses my mind is when my parents bring it up to me. which is really weird - i fucking love thanksgiving & christmas, this whole holiday season really. instead i'm having one of the most stressful semesters of my life. my professors expect me to write papers that should be good enough for publishing. i mean what the shit? any little mistake could cost me big time, and it's driving me insane. i'm trying not to stress or think about it but lmfao, i'm here to study. sob. i was so looking forward to this being an easier semester.<br \/><br \/>i also realize, christmas is about a month away. what what what the fuck. i don't have good presents for my family yet. i'm going to have to go shopping this weekend. i also have to go to the anne frank house, the rembrant house, the house of bols and the tropenmuseum all before i go. that should be doable, especially if i do most of them in one day. i was thinking about this weekend, going on a museum splurg and getting tibetan food for dinner while breanna was in prauge. that way i don't have to worry about her judging me for eating by myself for dinner. or spending money on going out. ha!<br \/><br \/><br \/>uhmmmmm yeah. that's my life i guess?\/? being crazy happy about traveling and then crazy stressed about school. yep!<br \/><br \/><br \/>oh yeah i have an application to study skeletal remains in peru in july i need to fill that in and email it back asap........ i doubt i'll get the internship since i don't know any spanish but it's worth a shot.<br \/>yeah that's another thing i need to do<br \/>find an internship or job over the summer, lord knows i need me the moneys.<br \/><br \/>OH YEAH AND I'M KINDA SICK. again. i think. my head doesn't hurt but it feels clogged... and my ears feel like they're filled with wax and my throat hurts and i keep hacking up snot. from my throat. it's gross.<br \/><br \/>and i want to recommend <a href=\"http:\/\/www.mangafox.com\/manga\/mudazumo_naki_kaikaku\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow\">this manga<\/a> to everyone. because it's dumb. and it has a short anime. which is dumber. FANTASTICO."},{"id":"urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:jupiterk:204159","link":[{"@attributes":{"rel":"alternate","type":"text\/html","href":"https:\/\/jupiterk.livejournal.com\/204159.html"}},{"@attributes":{"rel":"self","type":"text\/xml","href":"https:\/\/jupiterk.livejournal.com\/data\/atom\/?itemid=204159"}}],"title":"(cozy)","published":"2010-11-21T00:37:39Z","updated":"2010-11-21T00:37:39Z","category":[{"@attributes":{"term":"fuck yeah"}},{"@attributes":{"term":"wishes can come true"}},{"@attributes":{"term":"knowing is half the battle"}},{"@attributes":{"term":"traveling"}},{"@attributes":{"term":"hey i know that girl"}},{"@attributes":{"term":"home away from home"}},{"@attributes":{"term":"wow guys"}},{"@attributes":{"term":"mah buddies"}},{"@attributes":{"term":":&apos;)"}},{"@attributes":{"term":"fun day out"}},{"@attributes":{"term":"love!"}}],"content":"dear nessy, noodles, and kai<br \/><br \/>first of all this laptop is really weird and i have no idea how this keyboard works so this won't be fancy but i want to say it.<br \/><br \/><br \/>Meeting the three of you was one of the best experiences of my life. you are all beautiful, honest, quirky, and incredible people. hanging out with you was so much fun and i don't know if i'll ever be able to repay you for picking me up at the train station, showing me around, letting me share a bed with you, letting me eat your food, and paying for my meals. the way you guys can just be true to yourselves and talk about whatever the fuck you want even in public is really something i respect, and forever i will associate the simpsons with you because for some reason that's all i saw on portugal TV (even in this hostel). i actually had a really lame breakdown and cried a little bit on the train - i'm really going to miss the three of you. i know i can talk to you online, hell i'm talking to kai on plurk right now, BUT IT'S NOT THE SAAAAAAME.<br \/><br \/>not only that but portugal is such a cool place. for everyone else on my f-list, go visit it. even in fall it's still warm even if it rains randomly.<br \/><br \/>so yeah. i feel like i thought up more eloquent and nice things to say to each of you when i was on my longass train ride, but oh well! just know i love you three to pieces and if you ever need anything come get me.<br \/><br \/><br \/>ps to the rest of my f-list again: i love all of you guys too, whether i don't know you at all or if you're practically family to me. i know people are getting stressed out over a lot of stuff around this time of the year, and it's getting cold and dark and depressing, but don't let it get you down!! you are always loved, so keep your heads up and breathe - you'll make it."},{"id":"urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:jupiterk:203799","link":[{"@attributes":{"rel":"alternate","type":"text\/html","href":"https:\/\/jupiterk.livejournal.com\/203799.html"}},{"@attributes":{"rel":"self","type":"text\/xml","href":"https:\/\/jupiterk.livejournal.com\/data\/atom\/?itemid=203799"}}],"title":"jupiterk @ 2010-11-18T00:27:00","published":"2010-11-17T23:27:53Z","updated":"2010-11-17T23:27:53Z","category":[{"@attributes":{"term":"good times"}},{"@attributes":{"term":"pure caffine needed"}},{"@attributes":{"term":"traveling"}},{"@attributes":{"term":"zzzzzzzzz"}},{"@attributes":{"term":"hey i know that girl"}}],"content":"I KNOW I DIDN'T MAKE A POST ABOUT BERLIN EVEN THOUGH I GOT BACK MONDAY i've been super busy with work and super tired<br \/><br \/><br \/>now i am in portugal<br \/>hanging out with <span  class=\"ljuser  i-ljuser  i-ljuser-deleted  i-ljuser-type-P     \"  data-ljuser=\"uzis\" lj:user=\"uzis\" ><a href=\"https:\/\/uzis.livejournal.com\/profile\/\"  target=\"_self\"  class=\"i-ljuser-profile\" ><img  class=\"i-ljuser-userhead\"  src=\"https:\/\/l-stat.livejournal.net\/img\/userinfo_v8.png?v=17080&v=915\" \/><\/a><a href=\"https:\/\/uzis.livejournal.com\/\" class=\"i-ljuser-username\"   target=\"_self\"   ><b>uzis<\/b><\/a><\/span> and <span  class=\"ljuser  i-ljuser  i-ljuser-type-P     \"  data-ljuser=\"thanoodles\" lj:user=\"thanoodles\" ><a href=\"https:\/\/thanoodles.livejournal.com\/profile\/\"  target=\"_self\"  class=\"i-ljuser-profile\" ><img  class=\"i-ljuser-userhead\"  src=\"https:\/\/l-stat.livejournal.net\/img\/userinfo_v8.png?v=17080&v=915\" \/><\/a><a href=\"https:\/\/thanoodles.livejournal.com\/\" class=\"i-ljuser-username\"   target=\"_self\"   ><b>thanoodles<\/b><\/a><\/span><br \/>ehehehehe :)<br \/><br \/>it's been cool so far. if i have downtime later tomorrow or something i'll make a real post.<br \/>i'm just tired.<br \/>still<br \/>again?<br \/><br \/>idk. it's not important. what is important is that i'm traveling and sharing a bed with kai tonight. so classy."},{"id":"urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:jupiterk:203571","link":[{"@attributes":{"rel":"alternate","type":"text\/html","href":"https:\/\/jupiterk.livejournal.com\/203571.html"}},{"@attributes":{"rel":"self","type":"text\/xml","href":"https:\/\/jupiterk.livejournal.com\/data\/atom\/?itemid=203571"}}],"title":"hope you find your peace of mind","published":"2010-11-11T14:57:52Z","updated":"2010-11-11T15:00:19Z","category":[{"@attributes":{"term":"amsterdam"}},{"@attributes":{"term":"traveling"}},{"@attributes":{"term":"stick that in your blunt and smoke it"}},{"@attributes":{"term":"holy dicknipples"}},{"@attributes":{"term":"blarrrg"}},{"@attributes":{"term":"work"}},{"@attributes":{"term":"meow mix for kats"}},{"@attributes":{"term":"aw yeah motherfucker"}},{"@attributes":{"term":"college"}},{"@attributes":{"term":"work but not really"}}],"content":"OK SO HERE'S MY SCHEDULE FOR THE NEXT 10 DAYS:<br \/><br \/>TODAY:<br \/>-Work on research & homework.<br \/>-Leave at 10PM to Amstel station, board a bus headed for Berlin and leave at 11:15PM.<br \/><br \/>TOMORROW:<br \/>-Arrive at Berlin at about 9:00-9:30AM. Go to our hostel, drop our stuff of, and explore the city for the next three days!<br \/><br \/>SUNDAY THE 14TH:<br \/>-Go back to the ZOB bus station and board the bus headed back to Amsterdam at 7:30PM. Get back to Amsterdam about 5:45AM the next day.<br \/><br \/>MONDAY:<br \/>-Check in for my flight to Porto & print out the ticket, talk to the people at IES about this mysterious bus that goes from Centraal to the Eindhoven airport.<br \/>-Do homework.<br \/><br \/>WEDNESDAY:<br \/>-Head out to Eindhoven and board my plane to Porto that takes off at 1:55PM.<br \/>-Arrive in Porto at 2:35PM.<br \/>-Catch the soonest train to Lisbon, and with any luck I'll be there by 5-5:30PM.<br \/>-HAVE SUPER FUN SEEING ARCADE FIRE ON THURSDAY AND HANGING OUT WITH EVERYONE UNTIL SATURDAY!<br \/><br \/>SATURDAY:<br \/>-Ok I have two options: either stay the rest of the day in Lisbon with everyone OR get on the train back to Porto, spend the day exploring that city, and reserve a room in a really cheap hostel near the airport so I can make it in time for my flight early the next morning. I need to talk to people about this one.<br \/><br \/>SUNDAY THE 21ST:<br \/>-Get to the airport in time for my 9:55AM flight back to Amsterdam.<br \/>-Be in Amsterdam at about 1:30PM. Board the train from Eindhoven airport back to Centraal and go home.<br \/><br \/>THINGS TO DO IN DOWNTIME:<br \/>-Convince Emily&others to have Thanksgiving dinner as an Indonesian Rice Tafel dinner or a potluck at Funen.<br \/>-Do research for my two final papers, start on rough drafts, do all my homework, visit the Anne Frank house and Rembrant House, and do more souvenir shopping for my family.<br \/>-OH GET DINNER AT THAT TIBETAN PLACE and some chinese food while breanna is in prauge ohohoho i am a-cravin'.<br \/>-keep up with splenda & make some icons since i have so many damn caps now.<br \/><br \/><br \/>uh<br \/>yeah<br \/>i think that's it!! awesome!"}]}