Home Of Dave the Bastard.

Just found out the website hosting the comics expired. Will try and sort that out sometime... And uh, maybe update as well... maybe.

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Wait a month or two for the next update. :)

Yes, don't worry (if you are...), I haven't forgotten about this piece of fun responsibility. Won't let it die and all! ^_^''

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More of a filler-type thing, I know. :: bows head in shame :: But, more to come! I think.

Sorry folks for not having a comic for a while now, but pretty soon we will have some to post. Pretty, pretty soon. There's no guarantees on how entertaining they will be to you, but hey, we here at Juice Comics will try our best.

But as for now, to compensate for lack of update, Hazz will perform an interpretive dance of Star Trek II: The Wrath Of Khan. Enjoy!

Hey kids. Welcome to the fun world of "It's Music, Stupid!"

Pretty stupid name, eh? It really just happened by accident after I spent many a day pondering over a possible name for the comic. I'd gone through "Hyper Mega Indie Kids MX 4000", "Musically Speaking", and some other ones that I've either forgotten or are just too stupid to mention. Anyway, then it dawned on me what the hell the comic was all about, and hey presto. Not as interesting as the way Something Positive was named, but hey.

*reads the list of things to write about before posting the comic from Hazz* Well, I, uh, wrote this comic just because I hate people moving around music styles really, really quickly, professing steadfast dedication when they're just as likely to shoot said genre in the balls and run off.

Well, I'll stop rambling and let the comic do the talking. I scripted it, Appie (appieappie) drew it skillfully.

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Please welcome actionfaust and appieappie to the JuiceComics community, as they bring their comic for your entertainment. :D

Help us. 'Nuff said.

~Hazz and Vince.

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Ladies and ladies, the first ever edition of TEOoOaO!

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Don't worry, it's building up to something :P

Here's the final part of the epic three parter. I'll include the other two parts in case you missed it, or just want to see it in whole without clicking different entries.

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Sorry it was late, had some laptop problems. The first episode of TEOoOaO tomorrow. With an abbreviation like that, it MUST be good.

Part two. 'Nuff said.

~Hazz

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What will the evil President's response be? Find out tomorrow, only on Sky One! Er... Juice Comics.

Sick of talking about this strip, so just enjoy part one! Includes the debut of Dave the Bastard and the evil executive, BG. This strip was a bit more relevant a year ago, but whatever. Warning - Very text heavy, so you might wanna make some tea as you read.

~Hazz

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To be continued...

The first ever Juice strip! It was originally written in June 2003, and then heavily re-written several times. It was full of unnecessary swear words and a lot less violence. We decided to tone down on the language a tad and instead - thanks to Vince's demonic mind - pushed the violence up a notch.

It's slightly text-heavy, so I'll post it in installments. Unless you really wanna see it all in one go. If so, massage my ego... NOW.

Fine, go screw yourself... Er, loyal readers who I adore :)

Coming soon from Juice Comics Entertainment Company Of The Universe! The Excellent Adventures of Otis and Otwald*! What is it about and what are they? You'll find out..!

... sometime.

Oh, and um, posts with questions about the comic are welcome, and gifts... they are welcome too.

~ Vince

Yes, PLEASE!

~ Hazz

* Working title, subject to swift and brutal replacement.

Ladies and gents, please join in with me in congratulating our good pal Dav (lateralstatii - holy shit, I spelt it right!) as he celebrates (or rather, recovers) from his eighteenth birthday! In honor of this special day, we decided to torch his house! HAH! Nah, just kidding. Couldn't find a lighter.

Instead we dedicate strip three to Dav. Hope you had a good one, Dav. :D Oh, and I know it's not his birthday anymore, but it still is in... Argentina! Yay!

Also a special mention must go to Vince for knocking this out in just over 24 hours. You machine.

~Hazz

Belated Happy Birthday Dav! It was all Hazz's idea, by the way. >_>'

~Vince

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'lo viewers. This strip was inspired by the frustration of KOEI's insane rhythm PS2 game Gitaroo Man. I found a website where you can submit game scores and stuff. I started submitting GM scores, but most of them were too bloody hard to beat. And I was getting to the point of destroying my PS2 controller as I was playing...

~Hazz

That's root beer I'm holding there... :)

~ Vincent

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Good? Bad? Sorry about your PS2, Ben >_<

This isn't actually our first strip, but it's the first to be featured here. You're advised to read a rant I did on InMe before you check the comic out.

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All done? Cool, here's the strip! The comic strip, Ben.

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Rate, review, revere.

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~Hazz