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Entries by tag: pete

when life gives you insomnia, make insomnia-ade. or not!fic.
amanda fucking palmer
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Soooo here's 3500 words of not!fic about bandom peeps forming an off-the-wall expansion team in Vegas. *hands*

Pete Wentz, brilliant yet underappreciated management peon for the Blackhawks, gets a call from Hugh Hefner. The Las Vegas Battle Rabbits are born.Collapse )

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The White Parade
gerard way orgasming and/or dying
jedusaur
Written for pikasafire's mix for Bandom Reverse Big Bang. Thanks to projectyl for the title suggestion, [personal profile] verbyna for support and feedback, and as always [personal profile] dear_monday for the beta.

Title: The White Parade
Fandom: Bandom
Pairing: Mikey/Pete
Rating: R
Wordcount: ~5.2k
Content notes: If you are suicidal or sensitive to the subject of suicide/self-harm, please do not read this. Contains suicide, attempted suicide, deliberate incitement to suicide, self-injury, drug abuse, abuse of power, emotional abuse, sociopathic POV, disturbing themes.
Summary: Mikey never wanted to save lives.

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Another TFLN ficlet
frank
jedusaur
Bandslash, NC-17, ~1000 words. slutty!asshole!Frank/various. For this prompt on the TFLN meme.

Frank doesn't do warnings. If his cock is in someone's mouth they shouldn't need a fucking warning to know that at some point there's going to be jizz coming out of it.Collapse )

untitled Pete/Gerard sexting ficlet
gerard way orgasming and/or dying
jedusaur
Bandslash, R, ~1100 words. Pete/Gerard. For this prompt on the TFLN meme.

Pete blinks. That last shot should be hitting his bloodstream right about now, he thinks. He's grateful for it, because he's pretty sure he should be stopping this conversation, and it would suck to be cockblocked by his own sobriety.Collapse )

Sugar Daddy (We're Goin' Down)
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Bandslash, R, ~4250 words. Pete/Patrick. Written for gala_apples's prompt at the Pretend Dating Festival.

The worst part of it is that Patrick is actually a complete goody-two-shoes. It would be one thing if he were actually doing any of the things his parents have accused him of doing.Collapse )

Testosterone Girls & Harlequin Boys
amanda fucking palmer
jedusaur
Bandslash, NC-17, ~11,050 words. Pete/Mikey/Ryan, LynZ/Amanda. Thanks to crazybutsound and verbyna for cheerleading and alpha-reading. Note: lalejandra and I came up with the "Harlequin Boys" title independently, and I talked to her when she posted her fic recently to make sure she was okay with me using it. Normally I would have changed it to avoid confusion, but I've been building this fic around this title since early spring, and it just wouldn't work without it.

For dear_monday, my beta, artist, ass-kicker, Superwoman, and the reason this fic exists. All images are by her.


“Most of us are pretty chill. It's not like this is one of those maximum-security prisons full of murderers and crack whores. Well,” he amended, “Ryan's a little bit of a crack whore.”Collapse )

If We All Could Be So
mikey pouts
jedusaur
Bandslash, PG-13, ~2000 words. Pete/Mikey college barista AU. Warning: excessive fluff, as in I cannot actually reread the last sentence for fear of vomiting at myself. Title from Ben Folds. Thanks to zarathuse for the beta.

Thanks to draconic_girl for the podfic!


Mikey sticks his thumbs in his pockets, rocking forward onto his turned-in toes as he waits for Pete to make his drink. It's the cutest thing Pete has seen since the last time he saw Mikey doing something cute, which was of course the last time he saw Mikey.Collapse )

New Message
mikey pouts
jedusaur
Bandslash, PG, ~1300 words. Pete/Mikey nonsexual obedience kink.

Thanks to zarathuse for the beta.


Mikey's ringtone is a single half-second chime, because if it were anything more obnoxious than that, no one would spend any amount of time with Pete without throwing his phone out a window.Collapse )
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This Is My Chemıcal Roman̈ce
gerard way orgasming and/or dying
jedusaur
Bandslash, PG-13, ~3600 words. Mikey/Pete. "This Is Spın̈al Tap" AU.

Thanks to zarathuse for the beta.


“It's like, how much less fabulous could this be? And the answer is none. None less fabulous.”Collapse )

This Anus Scene, It's An Arms Race
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jedusaur
Bandslash, NC-17, ~2700 words. All possible pairing permutations of Pete, Gabe, Brendon, and Gerard, plus bonus Patrick, William, Ryan, Frank, and Amanda Palmer. (Not even gonna TRY to make a Venn diagram for this one.) Credit to projectyl for the title, reni_days for the suggestion of using it for a porn AU, and verbyna for informing me of the existence of the term "cuddle porn."

Thanks to dear_monday for the beta.

Warning: crack. Also: ping-pong balls in uncomfortable orifices, minor BDSM, bananas being used in ways no banana was ever meant to be used, facials, clown suits, furries, spanking, e-stim, kazoos, and marshmallow Peeps. Yeah, that's right. In less than three thousand words.


This is what happened the time Fueled By Semen's main stars decided to compete for a million pageviews.Collapse )