Holy crap this was fun to play! And yes, I'm aware I made an unintentional pun about the subject of the game o-o I'M STICKING WITH IT!
I made a Let's Play of it as well :) I hope it brings some attention your way, Edge!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4pVdJh5WyVc