let's lock this down like it's supposed to be
One Direction; Perrie/Zayn; R; 14,000 words
Getting married is the easy part. It's the telling people that's hard.

JESUS TAKE THE WHEEL (BECAUSE I SHOULD NOT BE ALLOWED TO DRIVE, I'VE CLEARLY LOST CONTROL OF MY LIFE).

On any given day my need for something to be turned into an Ocean's 11 AU is pretty high, but the other day I said I wanted a movie version where Will Arnett was the Julia Roberts and everyone else was an awesome lady and honey_wheeler and I started talking about it and there was an icepocalpyse and I had a lot of time on my hands so I sort of ran with it and, well, here we are.

OCEAN'S 11: AWESOME LADIES VERSION

( Unless, when that perfect hand comes, you bet big. Then you take the house.Collapse )