My kingdom for a Boomerang invite!

"This is a political earthquake, a lot of leaders have perished, and first we have to let this moment of shock pass. But the reality is that the Kaczynski's [President Lech Kaczynski has an identical twin brother Jaroslaw] are not very popular in Poland," said Piotr Kaczynski, an analyst at the Center for European Policy Studies.

Is there anyone in Poland not named after the unabomber?

Would someone back home please buy me this haunted harlequin ichthyosis doll? I'll reimburse you the five bucks plus shipping.

Poor Charlie Crist. His approval is in the crapper, his campaign is tanking, and his dark horse opponent has become the frontrunner for the Senate seat he covets. How does Crist cope? Well...Watch Charlie Crist fixate on his opponent's back wax. via loatiloat

Steve Jobs: "Here is a device that will revolutionize media as we know it, much as the iPhone transformed the market for smartphones. It is affordably priced and reasonably awesome."

America: "HAHA iPAD? That's what ladies put on their hoo-ha! LOL."

And several people die saving his ass after he ignored multiple local warnings.

Pekingese Pee-Pee Problem: A former Playboy Playmate tells Fox News that her dog piddles all over her new house. With video.

Celebrith Bikini Body Contest!: A pictorial.

The Dukes of Hazzard Cast, Then and Now: Can Daisy still fit in her Daisy Dukes? Another pictorial.

Six months ago, Facebook was thriving! Virginia Heffernan wrote a whole article about it. What a difference a few months make. Now Facebook is nearly dead according to Ms. Heffernan, citing the same source for her original article.

I sort of want a job at the circus paper of record. I can cite your mom as a source and just write whatever I want.

This one is worth watching all the way through, regardless of your politics.