Title : Free time is overrated
Characters: Bruce Wayen, Alfred, Kermit the Frog
Word count: ~600
Rating: G. Total crack.
Summary:  What would happen if Bruce Wayne googled himself?
Disclaimer:  Not mine, although damn, wouldn't that be nice?

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Disney bought Marvel today for 4 billion dollars US...

My brother says I shouldn't be scared but I kind of am....

Does this mean there's going to be comics about princesses now?? Or maybe Wolverine will finally admit to secretly loving Hannah Montana...

Crap.

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OMG! 

I'm going to watch a gay zombie movie and a weird body cast fetish movie thing tomorrow! 

Very excited about this! 

Will post review later! 

I dare anyone to NOT bounce after listening to this song.

Also? The cats are playing to the rhythm of the song. I actually watched it all match for a while. 

I'm always trying to find new things to read, so maybe this will help?

the BBC thinks that most people will have only read 6 books on the list of 100
copy and paste and think about how many books you have left to read. Bold the ones you've read.

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So that's 54... b/c for some reason, my stupid work computer hates LJ rich text formatting and bolded a bunch of books I haven't read :p Whatever. Anyways. I've read over half, and a bunch of those weren't even for school.... I am truly a neeerrrd.

Also -- why is Hamlet not considered part of the complete works of Shakespeare and The Lion, Witch and the Wardrobe not part of the Chronicles of Narnia? Just wondering...

 Title : The Search for the Unattainable G
Characters: Mulder, Scully, Random contact #1/Random contact #2
Word count: 2026
Rating: R for content and topic matter. I'm pretty sure Jesus would cry, so if you are the son of God, plz to not read this.
Summary:  Written with morganichele .  In search of Bigfoot, Fox Mulder encounters something even more elusive...
Disclaimer:  Not mine, although if it was, there would've been more sex. Can we say XXX files? 
Fandom: X-Files


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 Title : Cooking with Cable
Characters: Cable, Domino, Sam, Tabby. Gen fic! 
Word count: 898
Rating: G
Summary:  Written for the Marvel Gen meme. Prompt: Cable gives up saving the world for the far better career of TV cook.
Disclaimer:  Not mine, or else I would be writing this stuff sober. Srsly. Im so drunk, that saying this is beta-ed is being complimentary.
Fandom:  X-Men

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