JOB OPENINGPOSTED TODAY
POSITION:The Role You Were Born to Play
COMPANY:You, Inc.
LOCATION:Wherever You Do Your Best Work
TYPE:Full-time commitment
COMPENSATION:You decide
REPORTS TO:Yourself
STATUS:ONE POSITION AVAILABLE. APPLY NOW

ABOUT THE ROLE

You've been waiting for someone to give you this job.
They're not coming.

Write the contract. Sign it. The milestones are real. The consequences are real. What happens next is up to you.

Chief Novel Completion Officer
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Founder of My Own Life

Write and publish 12 essays, one per week, no exceptions.

01

Apply for the role you’ve been putting off

02

Answer 6 questions. Get a formal contract.

03

Sign it. Tell someone. Don’t quit on yourself.

Free. No account required. No watermark. No catch.

AND IF YOU QUIT…

NOTICE OF TERMINATION

After REDACTED days in the role of REDACTED, the Employee has been formally terminated for REDACTED...

We also built the termination letter. For if you quit on yourself. It's not fun. That's the point.