Why, yes, i do know all the words to Salt -n- Pepa's Shoop. 
What?! You want me to prove it?!    What are you gonna give me if I'm able to do it? You'll buy lunch? You're on.

How you doin' baby?
No, not you.
You.
The bow legged one.      Yeah, what's your name? Damn, that sounds sexy.
Unh, here I go here I go here I go again girls what's my weakness? Men! Okay then...

Yes! Victory is mine as my grade school love of salt n pepa earns me free lunch.

edited to add that now I owe my boss coffee for a week for knowing the rap in Blondie's Rapture. Damn!
He's a freak.