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The Coalition For Disturbing Metaphors
Title: Where Once Were Wings
Author: HalfshellVenus
Character: Castiel (Gen, Drabble)
Rating: PG
Summary (S5): Castiel disagreed with Dean, but still listened—perhaps too well.
Author's Notes: Only took me almost two years to write seriousCastiel. For supernatural100, this is "Matter."

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The Coalition For Disturbing Metaphors
Title: A Most Sinister Spectacle
Author: HalfshellVenus
Characters: Dean, Sam, Castiel (Gen Drabble)
Rating: PG
Summary: Castiel was doing the unthinkable...
Author's Notes: Happy Birthday to dotfic! I hope this pleases you.
Also for supernatural100, this is "Unnatural."

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The Coalition For Disturbing Metaphors
Title: Out Of The Frying Pan
Author: HalfshellVenus
Characters: Dean, Sam, Castiel (Gen, Humor, Crack)
Rating: PG
Summary: It's not the blind leading the blind, but it isn't a whole lot better, either…
Author's Notes: After The Answer-Man Needs A Vacation, annj_g80 mentioned wanting someone to teach Castiel to cook. This was the inevitable result.

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Why do you want to learn about cooking? You never eat anything anyway...Collapse )

 
 
The Coalition For Disturbing Metaphors
Title: The Answer-Man Needs A Vacation
Author: HalfshellVenus
Characters: Dean, Castiel (Gen, Humor)
Rating: PG
Summary: Funny how it's the mundane things that can really get you down…
Author's Notes: For fox1013's Gen Fic Battle. I picked the prompts of "Castiel" and "shave."

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The Coalition For Disturbing Metaphors
Title: This Wasn't Even Fun The First Time Around
Author: HalfshellVenus
Characters: Sam, Dean and Castiel (Gen, Humor bordering on Crack)
Rating: PG
Summary: Five unwelcome times Castiel interrupted Dean. Of the many we all know exist. ;)
Author's Note: After writing the Next Time, Knock drabble, I went off on a comment tangent with someone at fanfiction.net, which led to this follow-on story.

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The Coalition For Disturbing Metaphors
20 November 2008 @ 10:00 am
Title: Next Time, Knock
Author: HalfshellVenus
Characters: Dean, Sam, Castiel (Gen, Humor, Drabbles)
Rating: G
Summary: Like a stubborn Mother-in-Law, a certain visitor just keeps on showing up.
Author's Notes: Happy Birthday to jellicle, who asked for these three characters and the movies. I hope this meets with your approval, and many happy returns!
Also for supernatural100, this is "Sanity."

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