greyf05when i was in wilderness therapy, my friends and i came up with an impromptu game that we dubbed "colonizing mars". each person was a political party that they made up (not like republican/democrat. more like furry geneticists and terminator revivalists).
it was fun! we voted on arbitrary things and took turns being the moderator. some wack shit happened. i have a funny story too!
there was this one kid, let's call him "Nick". Nick was stupid. Genuinely stupid. And obsessed with Nazi Germany (but he swore he wasn't a Nazi(spoiler: he was pretty much a 4chan-incel-unbased-loser-neonazi-dickhe
He insisted that he play as the "Fourth Reich". We did not want that to happen. Staff told us to include him and let him play as that. Stupid staff.
Great. First order of business: Vote on whether we trap the Fourth Reich representative (Nick) in a cage (near the dug latrine) and not let him vote on any issues this game. Votes for yes? All but one. Sorry Nick, go over there and stop being a stupid Nazi dick.
Anyways, here are some rough rules for the game. Have fun if you do use them!
president (GM)
greyf05This is a manifesto I wrote that was my justification for if I got in trouble putting "I lost my cat, can you help me find it?" posters accompanied by a picture of a blank landscape. I was really bored senior year of high school. I want to know what other stupid shit people did because they were bored in high school. Tell me. Tell me now.
Artistry, effort, community
That is what the invisible cat needs to come back to its owner, Invisible Cool Guy.
Invisible Cool Guy puts up his missing posters in places that need artistic attention; that’s how he will attract the invisible cat back.
Another way to get it back is investment and effort from the community. Taking pictures helps draw the invisible cat back into society and civilization.
Artistry, effort, community
The invisible cat will become visible with art put on the boards. The invisible cat will become found when the community puts in effort. The invisible cat will no longer be invisible when the community puts in effort to put art on the boards.
Why did the invisible cat not speak up before?
The invisible cat knows surrealism makes questions, knows questions make answers, knows answers can make actions.
The invisible cat knows that a broadcast over a loudspeaker incites annoyance from others, not drive.
Invisible Cool Guy knows that the invisible cat could be effective, people just have to be self motivated.
( Read more...Collapse )greyf05Should be used for a meatshield that didn't know what to name themself, a sneaky cunning and deadly disguise-wearing assassing (I'm thinking Marguerite from Swordheart), or just a regular dude who is too fucking cool for regular names.
This is just like a good alliterative name. I'm currently using him for an Unknown Armies game where Bruce is an Espioturge (gaining magic from revealing hidden truths), and he is also a gigantic asshole. The person, likely man, who has this name should look like Bruce Willis from Die Hard if he was much bigger (width wise) and balder. I don't remember if Bruce Willis is bald in Die Hard but balder than whatever he is now.
Just like... be careful of this person y'know. Like that struck fear into my trembling fingers as I write his name. It's a dark room I'm writing in, and that name makes me think someone is watching me. Be alert.
This really isn't a name for a person but more so a general term describing the mania that accompanies the companionship of the ever-loved "Boblin the Goblin". Like throwing yourself in front of him for a fireball that will absolutely one-shot your second level character (bear with me, I fucking hate D&D, I don't know how much damage a Fireball does).
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