This is a retelling of a game session of Lorn Song of the Bachelor run with Mangayaw.
The Party Crashers
- Malakas, a shamanistic healer
- Bantok, a hunter without a bow
- Eumining-gud, an aswang curse whisperer
- Dumalapdap, a nimble ratfolk musketeer
- Tusok, a witch’s apprentice and shapeshifter
Inna Wa Inna
The party split up. Bantok, Dumalapdap, and Tusok led Vartu Si Vartu and his retainers to the Catfish Village. Eumining-gud and Malakas remained to talk to Inna Wa Inna, hoping they would find out how to end the curse.
Inna Wa Inna was sitting by a cottage, with a waterfall backdrop. She is a paragon of poise with deft, expressive fingers. A master weaver with a century of practice. Once she was aware she had guests, she welcomed them. “Come in. Have stew, if you please. It won’t matter, but who are we without manners?”
She told the two about the methods to end the curse.
One method is to get the river spirits to lift the curse. For that, they would need to hear from Vung Si Vung’s own mouth that his thirst for retribution is satisfied. This way is implausible, Inna Wa Inna said. “Vung Si Vung is no longer the man I once loved.”
The other method is to slay the sitting chief of the Gleaming Fins and bury him with Vung Si Vung and Inna Wa Inna’s mummified remains. All three pieces for this method are already in the Ruins, and soon all will be together in one room. This one is more doable.
Inna Wa Inna stood up and summoned two pebble golems. She wanted to come with them. “I have to see this through.” she said.
Towards The Head
Bantok, Dumalapdap, Tusok went to fetch the catfish folk to help with the increasingly climactic battle and also because they needed Grimkin San Mor’s key to open the stupa to Vung Si Vung.
Grimkin San Mor thinks it is time for her to take control of the Bachelor, but the party had no intention of letting her.
The group met with Eumining-gud, Malakas, and Inna Wa Inna at the Bachelor-filled Belly. The party caught each other up. They knew what to do to end the curse. It was time to descend to the Head.
Vung Si Vung
At the end of an impossibly long descent was Vung Si Vung’s Longhouse. Two tooth golems gaurd the dais holding the mummified remains of Vung Si Vung and Inna Wa Inna. Vung Si Vung himself was on his usual perch, on the timber struts above.
Malakas chanted Mentala meant to mend curses. A curse that ran so deep could not be unraveled entirely with a few words. A paltry amount of knots were cut, enough that Vung Si Vung found the words to express himself again.
Malakas used this opportunity to convince Vung Si Vung to stop his terror as the Bachelor. But not even Inna Wa Inna’s presence could convince the Warrior. He was come to love the Bachelor’s butchery and its hot simplicity.
Vartu Si Vartu advanced towards Vung Si Vung and challenged the Warrior to a duel. Vung Si Vung obliged with a great smile on his face.
To End The Curse Of The Bachelor
The fight started. Pebble and rusty ax against teeth, Vartu Si Vartu’s spear against Vung Si Vung’s great machete.
In the midst of the clash, the party had their own objectives. Bantok and Eumining-gud had to slip past the fight to retrieve the mummified cadavers. Dumalapdap and Tusok were on standby, pistol aimed and Mentala pre-chanted.
Bantok managed to give the fighters the slip without even catching a stray blade, with the help of Dumalapdap’s precise shooting. Eumining-gud was not as lucky. She became a victim to spear and machete. Inna Wa Inna sent one of her pebble golems to fetch her from danger.
Vartu Si Vartu proved to be a formidable warrior. His spear thrusts were a challenge to dodge, but without his other hand, his defense was lacking. Vung Si Vung took advantage of this weakness and prevailed. His great machete tasted Vartu Si Vartu’s blood.
The chief of the Gleaming Fins, gash across his chest, admitted defeat. “You truly are a god. And I am your servant.” He ordered his retainers to kill the intruders and declared themselves as the Crocodile Cult.
It was then that Tusok finished chanting his Mentala. His transformation was different this time. His skin produced orange and black fur, his canines grew that they protrude out of his mouth, his hands and feet widened into paws.
In this form, he charged at Vartu Si Vartu. His victim was helpless to his fangs. He dragged the now-former chief’s body away from the fighting, dodging Vung Si Vung and the Crocodile Cult in the process.
With all three bodies, the party decided to flee from the scene. Inna Wa Inna’s pebble golems blocked way that they may escape.
Back in the Bachelor-filled Belly, Grimkin San Mor caught up to the party. Her detachment of catfish folk were routed by a tooth-golem and she has no control of the Bachelor. This operation was a total bust, and she blamed the party.
The jig was up. Bantok and Malakas quickly grabbed her and Dumalapdap shot his pistol at the catfish, the true Grimkin San Mor. The gun smoke cleared and the catfish was no longer attached to the crotch. Grimkin detached and dove the water surrounding the stupa. A loose end.
An Epilogue
They buryied Vartu Si Vartu with the mummified corpses of Inna wa Inna and Vung Si Vung near the Singer’s Stone, per Inna Wa Inna’s request. “Do not feel sad for me.” she said. Ritual agaru smoke filled the air.
The curse is lifted. The Bachelor will never terrorize the river again. The Crocodile Cult fell into irrelevance after the death of both their chief and their god.
Mahivir Sanna Krau knows to appease those who work under him. He took care of the party’s Debt to Oppu Wa Oppu, just as he said. A deal is a deal.
Auntie Sati was glad to know that the Song of Vung Si Vung has finally ended. She went back to work with a smile on her ancient lips. “Now comes the hard part: healing.”
Bavu Si Bavu returned to the village a hero. He was of the party that ended the Bachelor’s reign of brutality. Such an achievement would impress any Gleaming Fin.
Oppu Wa Oppu married the hero. Immediately after the wedding, she proposed they travel. Auntie Sati says its the moon spirit inside her; it was itching to leave and have an adventure.
On Niti Si Niti’s lap fell the role of village chief. But he owed much Debt to the The-Isles-Like-Precious-Ivory Trading Company that his integrity was compromised. There was a power vacuum in the village, and the Company swooped in to fill it.
Some did not approve of Company rule. They plan to leave the village.
Most did not have the privilege of being able to leave. Their Debts are shackles that tie them to the village.
And so the Gleaming Fins village remains. Changed, but it remains.
GM COMMENTARY
- Thanks all for suffering through my play reports. I hope you found some value out of it lol
- My players were all awesome. Many times in this short campaign I was on the edge of my seat because of what they did.
- This is where I will pivot the game to a sandbox of the A Thousand Thousand Islands localities and other RPGSEA stuff that I have. It’s gonna be a very different dynamic from an adventure with a beginning and end. I might only post a shortened play report once a month for that. I’m very excited!
BONUS CONTENT: Some art my players made for the session

I don’t know who made this, it was just drawn on the vtt. Whoever it was, thank you.

“Live Tusok Reaction” by ThespianMask

Bantok, by Jamie Douglas

Tooth Golem, by Jamie Douglas


