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feat(cli,webchat): lobster wild cards — a CLI cousin, moving day, and opt-in sounds (#103412)
* feat(cli,webchat): lobster wild cards - a CLI cousin, moving day, and opt-in sounds
The openclaw banner gains a rare day-seeded ASCII lobster (rich TTYs,
random tagline mode, never CI). The web pet notices gateway upgrades and
arrives carrying a bindle for one load. A new default-off Lobster sounds
quick setting adds tiny WebAudio chirps on pokes and pets. The lobster
docs page learns about petting, sounds, and this batch's field notes.
* chore(webchat): regenerate keyless raw-copy i18n baseline after rebase
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-**Hover** to learn its name.
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-**Click it** to say hi. It startles, which is rude of you, but it forgives quickly.
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-**Click it repeatedly** and you will learn something about lobster patience. Keep going and you will learn something about lobster dignity.
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-**Right-click it** to shoo it away for the rest of the page load. It will not take it personally. It will, however, be gone.
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-**Watch it when a run finishes.** Lobsters take genuine pride in your completed work.
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-**Press and hold** to pet it. There is a heart. Any accumulated grudges are forgotten.
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-**Right-click it** to shoo it away for the rest of the page load. It will not take it personally. It will, however, remember.
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-**Watch it when a run finishes.** Lobsters take genuine pride in your completed work, and it shows when things went well. When things did not go well, they take that seriously too.
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-**Move your cursor around.** You are being watched. Affectionately.
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## Turning visits off (or back on)
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Reduced-motion users get calm, stationary lobsters automatically.
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Next to it sits **Lobster sounds**, which is off by default and stays off until you decide otherwise. Turn it on and the lobster becomes very quietly audible when touched. It is a small sound. It is a good sound.
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## The Lobsterdex
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Next to the visits toggle lives the **Lobsterdex**: one silhouette for every coloration known to science, filling in with color as each kind visits you for the first time. It lives entirely in your browser. Nothing is tracked, nothing is synced, nothing is gamified. It is just a shelf.
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Most slots fill in on their own over time. A few will take considerably longer. One of them glows.
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Hover a filled slot and it will tell you who visited first, and when. The Lobsterdex never forgets a first meeting, which is more than can be said for most of us.
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## Field notes
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Collected observations from people who spend too much time watching their sidebar:
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- Some visitors do not come alone.
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- Around certain times of the year, lobsters have been observed wearing things.
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- There is one day each year when every lobster looks like it walked out of an old logo. Nobody will tell you which day.
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- Not every lobster that crosses your sidebar is your lobster. Most of them do not even stop.
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- At least one recorded visitor was not a lobster. It maintains that it is.
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- People who have used the same browser for a long time report their lobster arrives sooner, stays longer, and waves at them. People who shoo a lot describe a certain distance.
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- After a Gateway upgrade, pay attention to what the first visitor is carrying.
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- The lobster in the sidebar has a cousin in the terminal. It shows up in the `openclaw` banner on days of its own choosing, and no one has successfully predicted which.
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- During very long runs, the lobster stops playing and settles in to wait with you. Solidarity.
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