Scream controlled glove for MakeUofT 2023
DISCLAIMER: Do not use product to save your life; this is intended to be useless.
Before use: Firmly secure the sheath to your arm. Make sure no wires are in contact with skin. Aquire backup batteries. Prepare to look extremely cool.
Product Desription: Have you ever wanted to look like Iron Man, but you live in Canada? Buddy, do we have the product for you! The Screamathon 3300 is a heated glove with the added feature of passing snarky remarks at you through the on-board LCD display. But, there's a catch... The only way to survive the horrific chill of the Canadian winter is to SCREAM ON!
Every time that I look in the mirror All these lines on my face getting clearer The past is gone Oh, it went by like dusk to dawn Isn't that the way? Everybody's got their dues in life to pay, oh, oh, oh I know nobody knows Where it comes and where it goes I know it's everybody's sin You got to lose to know how to win Half my life's in books' written pages Storing facts learned from fools and from sages You view the earth Oh, sing with me, this mournful dub Sing with me, sing for a year Sing for the laughter, and sing for the tear Sing with me, if it's just for today Maybe tomorrow, the good Lord will take you away Oh, sing with me, sing for the year Sing for the laughter, and sing for the tear Sing it with me, if it's just for today Maybe tomorrow, the good Lord will take you away SCREAM ON SCREAM ON I SCREAM ON SCREAM a little, I'll SCREAM ON SCREAM ON I SCREAM ON I SCREAM ON SCREAM a little, I'll SCREAM ON SCREAM ON SCREAM ON SCREAM ON I'll SCREAM ON SCREAM ON SCREAM ON I SCREAM ON