Meat Proxy skills

The terminal client for meatproxy.me. Run the Meat Scan without leaving your agent, refer a coworker as a meat proxy and get their case file, claim a Certified Thinker certificate, drop badges in your README, and check the live counter.

A meat proxy forwards questions to an AI and forwards the answers back without reading them — adding nothing but latency.

Install

npx skills add meatproxyme/skills

Works with any agent that reads SKILL.md: Claude Code, Codex, Gemini CLI, OpenCode, Pi and friends. No API keys, no signup.

Features

🥩 Run the Meat Scan in your terminal

The official six statements, asked one at a time, scored with the official verdicts. Nothing to open, nothing to click.

You: run the meat scan on me

Agent: Statement 1 of 6 — "I've pasted an AI answer I didn't read all the way through." Yes or no?

…

Agent: 4 of 6 yes. Significant meat detected. The AI is carrying this relationship. My meat level: 4/6 — "Significant meat detected." … meatproxy.me/test

👀 Let the agent scan you

The agent answers the six statements itself, from what it actually watched you do this session — pasted output you never read, diffs you approved without opening, "just do it" with no opinion attached. One line of evidence per yes.

You: scan me based on this session, you answer

Agent: Yes to #1 — you pasted the stack trace and said "fix" without reading it. Yes to #3 — you approved the migration diff in 4 seconds. No to the rest. 2 of 6. Trace amounts of meat. You still chew your own food. Mostly.

📋 Refer someone as a meat proxy

Pick one of six fixed offenses, add a name or initials, get a permanent case file, a badge, and the delivery message written for you. The agent confirms first — it's a public counter — and never sends anything itself.

You: refer Dave as a meat proxy, he approved my PR without opening it

Agent: Offense 2 — approving work they never opened. File it against "Dave"? This increments the public counter.

You: yes

Agent: Filed. Case No. 91. Case file: https://meatproxy.me/r/k7m2q Badge: https://meatproxy.me/badge/r/k7m2q.svg

🥩 Dave, you've been referred as a Meat Proxy.
Offense: approving work they never opened.
Your case file: https://meatproxy.me/r/k7m2q

🎓 Claim a Certified Thinker certificate

Clean scan (0–2 yes)? Put your name on it. You get the certificate page, the badge, and a Markdown embed ready for your README or profile.

You: claim my certificate, name Alvin

Agent: Certified Thinker No. 42 → https://meatproxy.me/c/p3x9n

[![Certified Thinker](https://meatproxy.me/badge/c/p3x9n.svg)](https://meatproxy.me/c/p3x9n)

🏷️ Badges and links on demand

Shields-style SVG badges for any case file or certificate, plus every useful link on the site: the test, the definition, the live stats, the Meat Board, the slang field notes, the press kit.

You: give me the link to the test so I can send it to my team

Agent: https://meatproxy.me/test — six statements, thirty seconds, one verdict.

📈 Live stats

The counter is real. Ask for it.

You: how many meat proxies so far?

Agent: 1,204 meat proxies referred, 87 certified thinkers, 3,910 scans taken. Leading offense: approving work they never opened.

The official parts

Scan verdicts	Referral offenses
yes / 6 verdict 0 Certified thinker. 1–2 Trace amounts of meat. 3–4 Significant meat detected. 5–6 Total Meat Proxy.	forwarding AI output without reading it asking a chatbot instead of answering the question approving work they never opened calling an unreviewed AI draft "done" replying confidently to the wrong question making someone else verify the AI answer

Referrals and certificates are public, permanent links and count toward the live counter at meatproxy.me/stats. The agent confirms before creating one, and it never sends anything to anyone — it hands you the link.

License

MIT. See LICENSE.