Just had to get this off of my harddrive!
‘You can’t have that, Owen,’ said Toshiko, matter-of-factly.
‘Why not? It’s a word,’ argued Owen.
‘It’s not in the dictionary,’ said Tosh.
‘Actually-’ started Jack.
‘Not in the current dictionary, Jack,’
‘Why do you care anyway, Tosh? You’re still winning...’
‘It’s the principle of it. No names, places---‘
‘Jack? Can I have a word?’ said Ianto from the doorway.
Jack nodded eager to get away from the petty bickering.
‘Sure. No staring at my pieces, you three,’ he said, narrowing his eyes.
He stood and followed Ianto out of the room, noting he was being led to his office.
‘I’ve been monitoring several news feeds to try and find out what is going on with the sudden changes in the weather-’
‘You found something?’ said Jack.
Ianto beckoned him over behind the desk as he slid into Jack’s chair.
‘Well, yes and no. Yes I found something, but no matter where I look for it, there seems to be little or no record of it really happening. The only reference I found that hints to something like this was in a rather obscure newspaper,’ he said, and hit a key on the keyboard which brought up the page he was referring to.
‘…and I’m not altogether sure whether the people who wrote it weren’t on drugs or something,’ he finished with a small chuckle, noting that Jack only gave a tight smile in return, while a flash of recognition flickered across his face. Ianto’s forehead crinkled slightly.
‘You’ve seen this before?’ he said.
Jack closed his eyes briefly and muttered something that sounded to Ianto bizarrely like ‘bloody wizards’.
Ianto raised an eyebrow, but remained silent, waiting for Jack to elaborate.
\\\
‘Look, I know for a fact that the last time there was such a drastic change happened to be about twenty years ago.’
‘...how did you know that?’
‘Take a seat, Ianto. This might be a bit too much to swallow at once. Even for Torchwood it’s a little crazy,’
Ianto obeyed, if only because he was curious as to why Jack hadn’t followed with a pun. He watched as Jack blew out a heavy breath and shifted in his chair.
‘Okay, er, could you wait until I’ve finished to ask questions?’ Ianto nodded, secretly wondering what could possibly be weirder than aliens in Cardiff.
‘Right, about twenty years ago, give or take, there was a really powerful wi- wizard by the name of Voldemort...’
Ianto blinked rather a lot, trying to process the nonsense he had just heard.
‘You're not actually joking, are you,’ he said at last. Jack shook his head.
‘Wish I was.’
\\\
‘Jack?’ Tosh beckoned him over to where she was standing over a stone basin.
‘What the hell is that?’ Owen joined them.
‘...It looks like a-’ Jack was interrupted by a girl in her early twenties with rather bushy hair.
‘It’s called a Pensieve. It stores memories... of a sort. What are you doing here?’ She narrowed her eyes as her gaze took in every detail.
‘...we could ask you the same question,’ said Owen. Hermione directed her gaze at the shortest of the three men.
‘But I asked first. Now, who are you? And what are you doing here?’
Jack realised they weren’t going to get anywhere by talking in circles.
‘We’re Torchwood,’ he trailed off as Hermione’s eyes grew wide in surprise.
‘Oh! Of course. I presume I’m addressing Jack Harkness, correct?’
‘Captain Jack Harkness,’ Jack amended. Hermione nodded.
‘Believe it or not, Captain, we’ve been waiting for you. I recognise you- Owen Harper, Toshiko Sato and... Ian-to?-’
‘Ianto,’ he pronounced for her.
‘Thank you. Ianto Jones,” she looked at him expectantly and saw him nod his acquiescence.
‘All but you,’ she said, looking at Gwen ‘You’re not Suzie Costello. Which means that you aren’t a part of the prophecy.’
‘Prophecy?’ said Gwen, confused.
‘Oh dear. Am I to take it that yourselves and Miss Costello parted company?’ said Hermione, a small frown appearing on her forehead. The group in front of her sifted their eyes to look elsewhere in answer. Only Jack remained looking at Hermione.
‘You could say that,’ he said cryptically. ‘But again, where are we and who are you?’
‘My name is Hermione Granger, and you’re currently in a conference room in the Ministry of Magic.’
‘Ministry of what?’ Gwen choked out.
Hermione sighed inaudibly and smiled politely.
‘Please, take a seat.’ She said, pulled out her wand and waved in the direction of the large table. Six of the chairs slide out from under it for them to sit on.
Moments later, there were three clicks behind her. She turned to see three guns pointed at her, and muttered a shield charm, just in case.
‘The fuck was that?’ said Owen, rather inarticulately. Hermione blinked in surprise at being spoken to in such a forceful manner.
‘What’s going on, Jack?’ said Gwen, noting that neither Jack nor Ianto had unsheathed their weapons.
‘Stand down, then sit down and I’ll explain,’ Jack replied, waving at them to join him at the table.
\\\
‘I think coffee might be in order.’ Hermione said as she took in the confused expressions from around the table. She pulled her wand from her robes and Accio’d the tea service from a table along the wall.
\\\
‘I’m sorry. I didn’t mean to be rude before; I didn’t even ask you your name.’
Gwen half smiled at the younger woman and shook her hand.
‘Gwen. ...Cooper. Gwen Cooper.’
‘It really is very nice to meet you, Gwen Cooper. I know it’s a lot to take in, especially so soon.’
‘I fight aliens for a living. Magic is just as bizarre.’
‘Way more bizarre if you ask me,’ commented Owen as he strode past them.
‘No one did, Owen,’ said Gwen.
\\\
‘Is he always so well dressed?’ she asked in an undertone, taking in Ianto’s three piece suit and nearly folded overcoat.
‘...pretty much,’ Gwen replied. ‘I think it’s a comfort thing.’
\\\
‘Are you Torchwood?’ said someone at Ianto’s elbow.
‘I’m sure I have absolutely no idea what you're talking about,’ said Ianto, politely.
‘You sure? It's written down the side of your car,’ said the man, pointing at the engraving.
‘...Bloody Jack. I knew I should have had that removed,’ sighed Ianto.
‘You can’t have that, Owen,’ said Toshiko, matter-of-factly.
‘Why not? It’s a word,’ argued Owen.
‘It’s not in the dictionary,’ said Tosh.
‘Actually-’ started Jack.
‘Not in the current dictionary, Jack,’
‘Why do you care anyway, Tosh? You’re still winning...’
‘It’s the principle of it. No names, places---‘
‘Jack? Can I have a word?’ said Ianto from the doorway.
Jack nodded eager to get away from the petty bickering.
‘Sure. No staring at my pieces, you three,’ he said, narrowing his eyes.
He stood and followed Ianto out of the room, noting he was being led to his office.
‘I’ve been monitoring several news feeds to try and find out what is going on with the sudden changes in the weather-’
‘You found something?’ said Jack.
Ianto beckoned him over behind the desk as he slid into Jack’s chair.
‘Well, yes and no. Yes I found something, but no matter where I look for it, there seems to be little or no record of it really happening. The only reference I found that hints to something like this was in a rather obscure newspaper,’ he said, and hit a key on the keyboard which brought up the page he was referring to.
‘…and I’m not altogether sure whether the people who wrote it weren’t on drugs or something,’ he finished with a small chuckle, noting that Jack only gave a tight smile in return, while a flash of recognition flickered across his face. Ianto’s forehead crinkled slightly.
‘You’ve seen this before?’ he said.
Jack closed his eyes briefly and muttered something that sounded to Ianto bizarrely like ‘bloody wizards’.
Ianto raised an eyebrow, but remained silent, waiting for Jack to elaborate.
\\\
‘Look, I know for a fact that the last time there was such a drastic change happened to be about twenty years ago.’
‘...how did you know that?’
‘Take a seat, Ianto. This might be a bit too much to swallow at once. Even for Torchwood it’s a little crazy,’
Ianto obeyed, if only because he was curious as to why Jack hadn’t followed with a pun. He watched as Jack blew out a heavy breath and shifted in his chair.
‘Okay, er, could you wait until I’ve finished to ask questions?’ Ianto nodded, secretly wondering what could possibly be weirder than aliens in Cardiff.
‘Right, about twenty years ago, give or take, there was a really powerful wi- wizard by the name of Voldemort...’
Ianto blinked rather a lot, trying to process the nonsense he had just heard.
‘You're not actually joking, are you,’ he said at last. Jack shook his head.
‘Wish I was.’
\\\
‘Jack?’ Tosh beckoned him over to where she was standing over a stone basin.
‘What the hell is that?’ Owen joined them.
‘...It looks like a-’ Jack was interrupted by a girl in her early twenties with rather bushy hair.
‘It’s called a Pensieve. It stores memories... of a sort. What are you doing here?’ She narrowed her eyes as her gaze took in every detail.
‘...we could ask you the same question,’ said Owen. Hermione directed her gaze at the shortest of the three men.
‘But I asked first. Now, who are you? And what are you doing here?’
Jack realised they weren’t going to get anywhere by talking in circles.
‘We’re Torchwood,’ he trailed off as Hermione’s eyes grew wide in surprise.
‘Oh! Of course. I presume I’m addressing Jack Harkness, correct?’
‘Captain Jack Harkness,’ Jack amended. Hermione nodded.
‘Believe it or not, Captain, we’ve been waiting for you. I recognise you- Owen Harper, Toshiko Sato and... Ian-to?-’
‘Ianto,’ he pronounced for her.
‘Thank you. Ianto Jones,” she looked at him expectantly and saw him nod his acquiescence.
‘All but you,’ she said, looking at Gwen ‘You’re not Suzie Costello. Which means that you aren’t a part of the prophecy.’
‘Prophecy?’ said Gwen, confused.
‘Oh dear. Am I to take it that yourselves and Miss Costello parted company?’ said Hermione, a small frown appearing on her forehead. The group in front of her sifted their eyes to look elsewhere in answer. Only Jack remained looking at Hermione.
‘You could say that,’ he said cryptically. ‘But again, where are we and who are you?’
‘My name is Hermione Granger, and you’re currently in a conference room in the Ministry of Magic.’
‘Ministry of what?’ Gwen choked out.
Hermione sighed inaudibly and smiled politely.
‘Please, take a seat.’ She said, pulled out her wand and waved in the direction of the large table. Six of the chairs slide out from under it for them to sit on.
Moments later, there were three clicks behind her. She turned to see three guns pointed at her, and muttered a shield charm, just in case.
‘The fuck was that?’ said Owen, rather inarticulately. Hermione blinked in surprise at being spoken to in such a forceful manner.
‘What’s going on, Jack?’ said Gwen, noting that neither Jack nor Ianto had unsheathed their weapons.
‘Stand down, then sit down and I’ll explain,’ Jack replied, waving at them to join him at the table.
\\\
‘I think coffee might be in order.’ Hermione said as she took in the confused expressions from around the table. She pulled her wand from her robes and Accio’d the tea service from a table along the wall.
\\\
‘I’m sorry. I didn’t mean to be rude before; I didn’t even ask you your name.’
Gwen half smiled at the younger woman and shook her hand.
‘Gwen. ...Cooper. Gwen Cooper.’
‘It really is very nice to meet you, Gwen Cooper. I know it’s a lot to take in, especially so soon.’
‘I fight aliens for a living. Magic is just as bizarre.’
‘Way more bizarre if you ask me,’ commented Owen as he strode past them.
‘No one did, Owen,’ said Gwen.
\\\
‘Is he always so well dressed?’ she asked in an undertone, taking in Ianto’s three piece suit and nearly folded overcoat.
‘...pretty much,’ Gwen replied. ‘I think it’s a comfort thing.’
\\\
‘Are you Torchwood?’ said someone at Ianto’s elbow.
‘I’m sure I have absolutely no idea what you're talking about,’ said Ianto, politely.
‘You sure? It's written down the side of your car,’ said the man, pointing at the engraving.
‘...Bloody Jack. I knew I should have had that removed,’ sighed Ianto.
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