In the grim future, there is only war.

Here you will find the most motivational quotes and pictures the Warhammer 40,000 universe has to offer. 90% of which can be found in the first book, the most revered Rogue Trader.

Wed 28th Apr
15 years ago

The common language of the Imperium is represented in this (blog) by English, proper names have been rendered in anglicised form.  Many of the titles of ancient instiutions and organisations are presented as Latinised English (such as the Adeptus Terra).  This represents an older tongue, itself a development of Twentieth Century languages, not necessarily Latin as such.

Wed 11th Mar
1 month ago

lizardsfromspace:

Newspaper comics always feel unmoored from time, especially the ones running forever run by the original cartoonist’s grandson, so it’s always weird when they mention A Current Thing, but nothing jumpscares you more than a newspaper strip making a very, very specific modern reference

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Tue 3rd Feb
2 months ago

annabelle–cane:

annabelle–cane:

annabelle–cane:

they need to invent clubbing for boring sober people who don’t like loud music or crowded group dancing. what’s the “she should be at the club” for this hypothetical not-me demographic.

roundup of various common suggestions in the notes:

  • “the library”: a nice space to hang, granted, but not really the same fun social vibes.
  • “the night-library that serves pink drinks and tea”: okay okay, now we’re cooking.
  • “coffee shop”: a bit more social and rambunctious than the average library, but still too plain imo.
  • “the museum”: still a tad too formal I feel like but definitely not opposed.
  • “the book club”: again, not opposed, but book clubs do have the catch of requiring you to plan ahead and do some homework to really enjoy it, not a very “I’m bored on a friday and want to go do something fun” activity.
  • “wine tasting”:
A very zoomed-in screenshot of the original post showing the words "for boring sober people" with "sober" circled in redALT
  • “dnd/ttrpg nights”: unfortunately I’m stupid and am bad at these games. I mean unfortunately these hypothetical people are stupid and bad at these games.
  • “arcades with cover fees at the door and then free games”: won’t even lie this sounds killer, gonna see if they have any of those in my area.
  • “babe the club is wherever you feel confident in yourself, life is a club and I’m just chilling at a bus stop”: beautiful. poetic. heart warming. she should be at the bus stop.
Tags from visualvexation reading "#the farmers market/crafts fair so we get the experience of paying WAY too much for a subpar drink"ALT

first good suggestion on this post in years, FINALLY true equality

Okay, but after a decade of playing Warhammer I only realized it might be fun when I met friends in Hawthorne who hotboxed a garage every Sunday.

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Thu 22nd Jan
2 months ago

I think I broke my friend with my fan theory.

Fri 14th Nov
5 months ago

Mon 27th Oct
5 months ago

daryarudakovaart:

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Day 18 \Deal

HERETICAL HALLOWEEN REBLOG

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Thu 11th Sep
7 months ago

wizard-of-interesting-failure:

klingercollection:

columboscreens:

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Not sure why the OP edited that stuff out to begin with tbh

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Sun 20th Jul
9 months ago

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Wed 16th Jul
9 months ago

Mon 7th Jul
9 months ago

trve-grimdark:

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Chaos Marines

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Sat 5th Jul
9 months ago

i-am-l-ananas:

if you concentrate really hard you can exude all of your microplastics into a thin waxy layer, not unlike that of a babybel cheese

…if you are a Space Marine with a properly operating Sus-an Membrane.

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