I’m a guy who’s good at making computers go beep boop, but, like, the right kind of beep boop, not the bad kind of beep boop.

I’m a serial maker, I even made a couple kids I’m pretty proud of. Well, I helped. Okay, I was in the room when it happened.

I play all kinds of games, some of them are even TTRPGs.

My favorite animal is whichever one I’m petting in any given moment.

If you ask me a serious question, you’ll get a serious answer, wrapped up in an envelope of snark and pseudo-intellectualism.