Title: Palacio
Author: cheryl_bites
Characters: Javier Zanetti, Fredy Guarin
Disclaimer: This is not true.
Rating: PG-13 for unpleasant imagery

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Title: Editing
Author: cheryl_bites
Pairing: Samuel Eto’o/Marco Materazzi
Rating: R

Link.

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Title: Mentor
Author: cheryl_bites
Pairing: Ezequiel Lavezzi/Sophia Loren
Rating: R
Warning: Het, ancient legends having sex.

(Lavezzi promised that if Napoli got in the CL, he’d go blonde and don a miniskirt. He didn’t. Loren once promised that if Napoli got back into Serie A, she’d run naked down the main street. She didn’t do that either.)

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Title: Manservant
Author: cheryl_bites
Pairing: Marco Materazzi/Andrea Ranocchia (sort of)
Disclaimer: This is not true.
Rating: G

Shaving fic. (Frog tag plz.)

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Title: Similarities and Differences
Author: cheryl_bites
Characters: Leonardo Araujo, Yuto Nagatomo, Lucio
Disclaimer: This is not true.
Rating: G

Martha revealed to me that Leonardo played at Kashima Antlers for two years! Who knew?... Also, Nagatomo is really getting into pasta. (Thanks for the tags!)

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Title: Reconstruction
Author: cheryl_bites
Pairing: Javier Zanetti/everyone
Disclaimer: This is not true.
Rating: PG

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[I’m trying to move away from Javi and his uncontrollable urges, so I also offer this:]

Title: There is only one that is a little bit better than me and he is Marek Hamsik.
Author: cheryl_bites
Pairing: Sort of Marek Hamsik/Mario Balotelli. Crack.
Disclaimer: This is not true.
Rating: G

Thank you for my tags, mods!

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Title: Welcome To Earth
Author: cheryl_bites
Pairing: Luca Castellazzi/Javier Zanetti
Disclaimer: This is not true.
Rating: R

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Title: Bootees
Author: cheryl_bites
Pairing: Luca Castellazzi/Javier Zanetti; Adem Ljajic, Lucio, Artur Boruc.
Disclaimer: This is not true.
Rating: PG-13 for comic mpreg.

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Title: Inspiration
Author: cheryl_bites
Rating: PG
Pairing: Marco Materazzi/Samuel Eto’o
Disclaimer: This is not true.
Summary: Sammy did his research.

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Title: It Keeps My Head Warm
Author: cheryl_bites
Rating: PG-13
Pairing: Marco Materazzi/Samuel Eto’o
Disclaimer: This is not true.
Summary: Matrix has spotted a new marketing opportunity.

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Title: Worried Well
Author: cheryl_bites
Characters: Most of Fiorentina
Rating: PG-13

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