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12 April 2012 @ 06:31 am
I promise these questions have a purpose.

Complete the natural trinity: vampire, werewolf, ...

ghost
158(42.5%)
zombie
119(32.0%)
demon
89(23.9%)
something else I will tell you in comments
6(1.6%)

Complete the natural trinity: Jared, Jensen, ...

Misha
151(40.7%)
JDM
204(55.0%)
someone else I will tell you in comments
16(4.3%)

Which costume is superior?

Comic!Thor: primarily red, blue and black
52(15.4%)
Movie!Thor: primarily red, black and silver
282(83.4%)
I wish to tell you about an alt costume in the comments
4(1.2%)

Marvel!Thor's hair is more of a...

platinum blond
81(23.6%)
golden blond
254(74.1%)
some other colour
8(2.3%)
 
 
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Long shadows and gunpowder eyes
(Sam/Jensen + Jensen/omcs, 7k, nc-17, non-con)
Sam is alone in prison, until Jensen is brought in.
 
 
 
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Couple of weeks ago, during the course of a weekend spent watching SPN and the Jensen-highlights of Dark Angel, bertee and I agreed that we enjoyed Dean being manhandled to the extent that he should be being manhandled by someone whenever he is on screen.

To combat the sad fact that the show runners probably won't go in this direction, we have both written 'five times Dean was manhandled' fic. I'm afraid my writerly mojo is a bit borked currently, but here is my offering. bertee will be posting hers at some point – I'm not exactly saying you should all go camp out on her journal, but I would certainly not judge if you did.

This is not beta'd, or ameripicked, and is purely to indulge in the kink of manhandled!Dean so please do not be expecting stunning literary insights.

Five times Dean was manhandled
(Gordon/Dean, Alastair/Dean, Sam/Dean, 3.4k, nc-17, violence and gore, underage, some AU-ness)
Dean isn't a small guy, Sam's just bigger.Collapse )
 
 
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Syncretic criminality
(Sam/Dean and mild Sam/Ruby, pg13, 3k, au)
On The Head Of A Pin - if the Winchester family business were organized crime rather than hunting the supernatural.

For artofempty who requested more crime-verse in aid of help_japan. Hope you like it! Many thanks to giandujakiss for the beta, all remaining mistakes are my own.


Ruby's a cop but she's dirty.Collapse )
 
 
 
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For violet_eyes' prompt "Sunday morning" at silverbullets. Cut text from the Maroon 5 song. Unbeta'd and unameripicked.

Never a wasted moment
(SamandDean genfic, pg, 1200 words)

Come and rest your bones with me Driving slow on Sunday morningCollapse )
 
 
 
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20 September 2010 @ 11:58 pm
This is NOT proofread and written at extreme speed! I will tidy up mistakes tomorrow, sorry! For __tiana__'s prompt 'a thousand kisses deep' at salt_burn_porn <333

I'm your villain
(Dean/Crowley, nc-17, 2.5k, dub-con overtones)

The only thing of the old life that Dean keeps is Crowley, and that's only because he can't figure out how to get rid of him.Collapse )
 
 
 
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20 July 2010 @ 04:37 pm
I fell way WAY behind on doing the fantasy SPN season polls - for which I am so so sorry! - but here, at last, are the final episodes for you to choose between!

Last seven or so episodes under hereCollapse )
 
 
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26 March 2010 @ 08:35 pm
Oh my goodness, we have a few of these to catch up on! I am feeling perky and cheerful, and is it a spoiler to wonder whether Jensen Ackles truly has sold his soul in order to get even prettier, and to note that Sam's nose needs a big wet sloppy kiss whenever he pulls his 'confused' face?

favourite episode thirteen

1.13 - route 666
18(3.2%)
2.13 - houses of the holy
61(10.8%)
3.13 - ghostfacers
170(30.0%)
4.13 - after school special
123(21.7%)
5.13 - the song remains the same
195(34.4%)

favourite episode fourteen

1.14 - nightmare
26(4.6%)
2.14 - born under a bad sign
375(66.0%)
3.14 - long distance call
6(1.1%)
4.14 - sex and violence
72(12.7%)
5.14 - my bloody valentine
89(15.7%)

favourite episode fifteen

1.15 - the benders
147(26.0%)
2.15 - tall tales
289(51.1%)
3.15 - time is on my side
38(6.7%)
4.15 - death takes a holiday
59(10.4%)
5.15 - dead men don't wear plaid
33(5.8%)


After this week, I'm leaving season three out until it's up against the other finales, jsyk.
 
 
 
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For giandujakiss as part of help_haiti! I do very much hope you like it! And thanks to those involved in beta'ing, ameripicking and the like – you know who you are. ♥

Break the lock if it don't fit
(Sam/Dean, pg, 7200 words)
Sam and Dean get soul-bonded. Dean doesn't cope well. Title from Florence and the Machine.

It took Sam three days to wake up after the ritual.Collapse )
 
 
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01 February 2010 @ 03:57 pm
You know the drill, right?

favourite episode eleven

1.11 - scarecrow
58(9.9%)
2.11 - playthings
38(6.5%)
3.11 - mystery spot
458(78.0%)
4.11 - family remains
6(1.0%)
5.11 - sam interrupted
27(4.6%)

favourite episode twelve

1.12 - faith
229(39.1%)
2.12 - nightshifter
174(29.7%)
3.12 - jus in bello
141(24.1%)
4.12 - criss angel is a douchebag
25(4.3%)
5.12 - swap meat
17(2.9%)


Hahaha, one of these is ridiculously easy for me and one of them pits two of my favourite EVER episodes against each other. Oh, SPN, so full of fail and win.