I promise these questions have a purpose.

Couple of weeks ago, during the course of a weekend spent watching SPN and the Jensen-highlights of Dark Angel, bertee and I agreed that we enjoyed Dean being manhandled to the extent that he should be being manhandled by someone whenever he is on screen.

To combat the sad fact that the show runners probably won't go in this direction, we have both written 'five times Dean was manhandled' fic. I'm afraid my writerly mojo is a bit borked currently, but here is my offering. bertee will be posting hers at some point – I'm not exactly saying you should all go camp out on her journal, but I would certainly not judge if you did.

This is not beta'd, or ameripicked, and is purely to indulge in the kink of manhandled!Dean so please do not be expecting stunning literary insights.

Five times Dean was manhandled
(Gordon/Dean, Alastair/Dean, Sam/Dean, 3.4k, nc-17, violence and gore, underage, some AU-ness)
( Dean isn't a small guy, Sam's just bigger.Collapse )

Syncretic criminality
(Sam/Dean and mild Sam/Ruby, pg13, 3k, au)
On The Head Of A Pin - if the Winchester family business were organized crime rather than hunting the supernatural.

For artofempty who requested more crime-verse in aid of help_japan. Hope you like it! Many thanks to giandujakiss for the beta, all remaining mistakes are my own.

( Ruby's a cop but she's dirty.Collapse )

For violet_eyes' prompt "Sunday morning" at silverbullets. Cut text from the Maroon 5 song. Unbeta'd and unameripicked.

Never a wasted moment
(SamandDean genfic, pg, 1200 words)

( Come and rest your bones with me Driving slow on Sunday morningCollapse )

This is NOT proofread and written at extreme speed! I will tidy up mistakes tomorrow, sorry! For __tiana__'s prompt 'a thousand kisses deep' at salt_burn_porn <333

I'm your villain
(Dean/Crowley, nc-17, 2.5k, dub-con overtones)

(  The only thing of the old life that Dean keeps is Crowley, and that's only because he can't figure out how to get rid of him.Collapse )

I fell way WAY behind on doing the fantasy SPN season polls - for which I am so so sorry! - but here, at last, are the final episodes for you to choose between!

( Last seven or so episodes under hereCollapse )

Oh my goodness, we have a few of these to catch up on! I am feeling perky and cheerful, and is it a spoiler to wonder whether Jensen Ackles truly has sold his soul in order to get even prettier, and to note that Sam's nose needs a big wet sloppy kiss whenever he pulls his 'confused' face?



After this week, I'm leaving season three out until it's up against the other finales, jsyk.

For giandujakiss as part of help_haiti! I do very much hope you like it! And thanks to those involved in beta'ing, ameripicking and the like – you know who you are. ♥

Break the lock if it don't fit
(Sam/Dean, pg, 7200 words)
Sam and Dean get soul-bonded. Dean doesn't cope well. Title from Florence and the Machine.

( It took Sam three days to wake up after the ritual.Collapse )

You know the drill, right?



Hahaha, one of these is ridiculously easy for me and one of them pits two of my favourite EVER episodes against each other. Oh, SPN, so full of fail and win.