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a cool and cryptic inside joke
06 March 2010 @ 05:10 pm
For annabeth for salt_burn_porn, for the prompt for [his] lips were the colour of roses. Big love to atimi and lazy_daze, who were wonderfully inspiring, except I apparently went off and wrote something else instead. And wow, this really is something else. <3 Unbeta'd and unameripicked.

Self-indulgent porn with vampire!Jared/younger!Jensen, which even Stephenie Meyer might cringe to have written. But I had fun! Title from Nick Cave's Where the wild roses grow. ♥ ♥ ♥

All bloody and wild
(J2 au, nc-17, 5k, bloodplay, rimming, possible underage and first-time)

The picture on the crappy TV in the motel room flickers intermittently with static.Collapse )
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a cool and cryptic inside joke
07 December 2009 @ 03:56 pm
Thank you so so much for the cookie snowstorm! It was a wonderful thing to open my inbox to! Eee, I am all Christmassy now! <33333

This is my contribution to salt_burn_porn, for lazy_daze, and I am just squeaking in before deadline, so it is not beta'd or ameripicked! Sorry!

taste your change in men
(j2, nc-17, 2500 words, cross-dressing)

The thing about Jared is that he's totally shameless.Collapse )
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a cool and cryptic inside joke
02 September 2009 @ 06:36 pm
So, rather surprisingly, this was the prompt I tackled for blindfold_spn. Yes, I know, I'm not exactly sure what possessed me either.

I didn't think anyone else would have a go, but latentfunction gave a much better response just seconds later, which was Exit Sign in the Mirror, which you all should definitely go look at.

But I've tidied my own attempt up and here it is.

Filthy in love
(girl!Sam/Dean, nc-17, 972 words)
Prompt: Dean/girl!Sam, oral sex during girl!Sam's period.

`I need a shower,` Sam protested, but she let Dean tip her backwards onto the bed all the same.Collapse )
 
 
 
a cool and cryptic inside joke
So, this might be a pwp. It might also be non-AU J2, set at the recent con. It might even also include Misha and a couple of hinted at kinks that are a bit weird.

No, I don't really have an excuse or even an explanation.

'Cause it's just you and it's just me
(J2 + Misha kind of, nc-17, 1160 words)
Jensen wakes at the bottom of the pile.Collapse )
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No one loves me (not like you do)
(Sams/Dean, nc-17, 1704 words, content is about 99% porn so please don't look for too much plot)
Apparently I was in the mood to write porn, lots of it. Thanks to whoever suggested multiple-Sams to me. Title from Portishead.

If Dean could just think, if he could just get his head together for a fucking second and think-Collapse )
 
 
 
a cool and cryptic inside joke
Written for spn_apocasmut, though this is more like apocaporn. :/ Many thanks to girlmostlikely for organising such a fantastic challenge.

Starting for Home
(Sam/Dean, 4096 words, nc-17)
Time has finally run out and Sam and Dean come to the only kind of home they know.

The sky's the colour of cherries and there are wispy, off-white clouds dusted across it like scratches on an old photo.Collapse )
 
 
a cool and cryptic inside joke
Oh God, more evil!Sam! I promise there are cheerful and non-angsty ficlets in the Christmas batch!

Drown and float away
(Anti-Christ!Sam/Dean, nc-17, 2116 words)
Dean comes back to Sam

It's after he's been missing for three months that Dean finally comes back to Sam.Collapse )
 
 
 
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30 October 2007 @ 07:27 pm
Stalk me?

(Sam/girl!Dean/Jess, r-rated, 539 words) Stanford-era (and I know you didn't request girl!Dean but the little fucker just wouldn't be a bloke) for overstreets

They pick her up in a club. She's short and fierce and Sam wants her the minute he sees her.Collapse )

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(evil!Sam/Dean, nc-17, 309 words) for scarlet_avatar

Sam shoves Dean face-first onto the blood-sodden bed.Collapse )

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(genfic, g-rated, 459 words) Dean leaves (kind of) instead of Sam, for nomelon

Sam's fourteen when Dean leaves.Collapse )

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(Sam/Dean, pg-13, 703 words) tattoo!kink for stephanometra

The mission’s only half-successful: Sam gets in to the tattoo parlour without detection, but he doesn’t get out.Collapse )

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(Sam/Dean, r-rated, 627 words) porn (in this case, gunplay, because I was feeling in that kind of mood and that's a totally adequate explanation, all right?) for godamnarmsrace

This is what John's made of his eldest sonCollapse )

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(Ash/Dean, pg-13, 599 words) naked!Ash (I know you only said bare-chested but I couldn’t help myself) for _emeraldgreen

Ash is a genius. He's also allergic to clothes.Collapse )

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(Logan/Alec, pg-13, 441 words) coda to Fuhgeddaboudit for wildestranger
Alec finds it ridiculously funny. Logan doesn't.Collapse )
 
 
a cool and cryptic inside joke
Your Favourite Innocence
(Sam/Dean and Dean/OMCs, nc-17, 2966 words)
Oh these boys porn and they angst and then they porn some more and then it's time for angst again. Really, I just wanted to write some angsty porn. Title from Depeche Mode. Did I mention this was really very porny? And angsty?

So yeah, Dean knows what works for his brother.Collapse )