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Sitting here watching Mary play Dragon age 2. So gooood.

So I managed to survive the day without too much incident! There was a lot of glaring at ignorant people, as well as sort of...politely dissing Mr Huckabee. He came down the line shaking hands, and apparently mistook me (sitting in a chair, pierced, tattooed, gauged, and reading Jim McCaan's Dapper Men - SO GOOD) for someone waiting for his autograph. He offered me his hand, I told him 'I would rather not, thank you,' and he just kind of smiled and moved on. I suppose he's encountered that reaction before.

ANYWAY! Time for a no doubt fascinating sex meme, stolen from ladydeathfaerie

( Pornination! Also this is REALLY TMI. But that's kind of a given.Collapse )

<b>(1) Which hand do you use?</b> <b>(2) Do you prefer to sleep clothed or naked?</b> <b>(3) What are you wearing right now?</b> <b>(4) Do you have a boyfriend or girlfriend?</b> <b>(5) Do you hate it when people abbreviate the word girlfriend as gf?</b> <b>(6) How many people have you had sex with?</b> <b>(7) Were you drunk on any of those occasions?</b> <b>(8) Are you a fan of PDA's? (Public Display of Affection)</b> <b>(9) Have you ever been caught making out?</b> <b>(10) How many "bases" have you been to?</b> <b>(11) Have you had sex on the 1st date?</b> <b>(12) Have you ever had a three-some?</b> <b>(13) Do you kiss and tell?</b> <b>(14) Lights on or off?</b> <b>(15) Do you have hair down there?</b> <b>(16) What about your mate?</b> <b>(17) Have you ever given road head?</b> <b>(18) Have you ever had sex in your parents bed?</b> <b>(19) Did you ever have anal sex?</b> <b>(20) Whats better pleasing, or being pleased?</b> <b>(21) Are you a screamer, moaner, or silent?</b> <b>(22) Have you ever had sex at school?</b> <b>(23) Whats better a tongue, or a finger?</b> <b>(24) Have you ever had a pregnancy scare?</b> <b>(25) Would you ever have a friend with benefits?</b> <b>(26) Would you wax off all your body hair for 100 dollars?</b> <b>(27) Do you own any sex toys?</b> <b>(28) Have you ever watched porn?</b> <b>(29) Are you single/taken/engaged/inbetween/swinger?</b> <b>(30) Have you ever done anything naughty with a webcam?</b> <b>(31) What is your fav part of a guy/girl?</b> <b>(32) Had sex or been felt up?</b> <b>(33) Do you know what the mile high club is?</b> <b>(34) Ever done anything weird with your tongue?</b> <b>(35) Would you pose naked for art purposes?</b> <b>(36) What's the sexiest thing a guy/girl did to you?</b> <b>(37) What is sexier, six pack or biceps?</b> <b>(38) Do you ever go commando?</b> <b>(39) Have you ever sent naked pics of you to a boyfriend/lover?</b> <b>(40) Have you and your significant other ever made a sex tape?</b> <b>(41) Is your sex partner preference, male, female or farm animal?</b> <b>(42) What is your method of birth control?</b> <b>(43) Besides the obvious, where is the one place your partner could touch you to make you hot?</b> <b>(44) What is your sexin' jam?</b> <b>(45) Do you like your hair pulled?</b> <b>(46) Do you like it on top or bottom?</b> <b>(46) If you could choose one celebrity to do the dirty with, who would it be?</b> <b>(47) If you were paid a gazillion dollars, would you have sexual relations with George W.Bush?</b> <b>(48) Have you ever taken anyone's virginity?</b> <b>(49) Silk sheets with rose petals or a soft blanket by a roaring fire?</b> <b>(50) Best outfit you've dressed up in for your partner?</b> <b>(51) What could your partner wear to turn you on?</b> <b>(52) Any embarrassing sex stories you want to share?</b> <b>(53) Have you ever walked in on a parent or sibling doin' the dirty?</b> <b>(54) Have you ever used toys in your love making endeavors?</b> <b>(55) How often do you think about sex?</b> <b>(56) Have you ever been to a strip club?</b> <b>(57) Have you ever worked in a strip club?</b> <b>(58) Have you ever been involved in an orgy?</b> <b>(59) Have you ever been called a slut?</b> <b>(60) Do you consider yourself a freak in bed?</b> <b>(61) Do you like it rough?</b> <b>(62) Do you masturbate?</b> <b>(63) How often?</b> <b>This or That</b> <b>Whips and chains OR Feathers and silk?</b> <b>Whipped Cream and cherries OR Ice cream and chocolate syrup?</b> <b>Kitchen counter OR Shower?</b> <b>Doggy OR Cowgirl?</b> <b>Dirty Sanchez OR Rusty Trombone?</b> <b>Threesome OR An hour of receiving oral?</b> <b>Watching porn OR Making your own porn?</b> <b>Biting OR Licking?</b> <b>Black Leather OR Pink frilly lacey whatnots?</b> <b>Rug burn OR Neck hickie?</b> <b>Fall asleep OR snack after?</b>

I've been kinda quiet for a few days, hmm? There's a reason for that!

I had EPIC walking fail this past tuesday, and man, am I suffering for it. Mary and I were walking over to a friend's apartment, in the same complex as ours, when I managed to roll my ankle on a tree root, and completely bail on standing upright. I hit the ground with both hands and landed on my left side, which in retrospect, was a godsend. My right knee is less stable than my left, and it would have popped right out. Same goes with my right shoulder.

So I sat on the ground for about five minutes while Mary freaked out, both of us convinced that I had broken every bone in my body. But, weirdly enough, I was fine. My hands were a little scratched, but aside from that, there were no other immediate injuries. It was kind of astounding. I guess I've gotten to the point where, if I know I'm falling, it's safer to just go limp. I was almost 100% that I had snapped my ankle, but unless I've developed a healing factor (WOULDN'T THAT BE NICE), I was totally fine.

So that was tuesday. It's thursday now, and I am in so much pain. The worst is my arms, I've got bruises over my wrists, forearms and inner elbows from the impact of hitting the ground. I can hardly hold a fucking pen (so painting and drawing is on hold for the moment, sigh) and my left shoulder is staging a rebellion against the rest of my body. My hips are aching, and my back is all freaking twisted up. Sleeping is a nightmare (Literally. I had some fucked up dreams last night.) and if I sit still for too long, I can't straighten my legs out.

But would I take all of this over breaking or dislocating something? YES THE FUCK I WOULD! I think the only part of my body that's NOT hurting right now are my knees, which is remarkable.

( And now, cut for mushy relationshippy shit.Collapse )

Right. Enough of this sitting around and letting the pain catch up to me. THERE IS WORK TO BE DONE!

Loooooovely couple of days. Seeing friends, going out, getting comics, all of a sudden getting fucking PSYCHED for HAWKEYE: BLINDSPOT now that I know what it's going to be about.

And now for the usual art posting!

You all remember this post here, that resulted in me making up a fandom about assassin musicians for judo_creature.

And then isilrandir decided it would make an excellent webcomic.

So naturally, I had to draw them.

You've all already seen Gareth

( And so here's Key, Laura, and Sam.Collapse )

Good ass, I've got some unposted shit!

Between painting and working on commissions, as well as putting together the Rykanai Tapestry site, I've done a few things I've completely forgotten to post. So!

ART DUMP!

( A couple and their bb, two people on a horse, and a man with a guitar.Collapse )

And hopefully, I should have those last few requests done tonight or tomorrow!

Also, I would give my official opinion of the Thor and Cap TV spots, but it would mostly be incoherant screaming and faffing of hands. EE!

There are many reason why I love my girlfriend. Here are two.

Upon seeing these these pictures of Chris Evans as Steve, she promptly bursts into tears because for her own reasons, the character means so much to her, and he looks so right.

And then, upon asking her favorite part of the picture I drew tonight, her answer was 'VICTORIA'S BOOB UUUUUNGH'.

So there's that.

Anyway! I love drawing women.

Have some Victoria Hand. Why? Because she's the shit. Canon lesbian character, total badass, managed to speak her mind to Captain America's face, Avengers-wrangler, and all-around Head Bitch In Charge.

( Victoria HandCollapse )

And also some porn! Hurrah!

Fandom: Marvel Comics (Dark Avengers)
Characters: Victoria Hand/Karla Sofen (Moonstone (as Ms Marvel))
Rating: R
Warnings: Above-waist nudity and GIRLS. KISSING. GIRLS.
Notes: VICTORIA! FUCK YEAH! HERE SHE COMES TO SAVE THE MOTHERFUCKING DAY YEAH!

( Victoria and KarlaCollapse )

Eeeeee!

Man. Today has been WEIRD. Up at 5am with three hours sleep to follow Mary to inventory, so we can get lunch/comics before heading home. Crashed out in the car for a couple of hours after watching a bit of Venture Bros, and now it's SNOWING. I have no idea what even is going on.

Also wow, old dude. Please to not be asking me if my piercings hurt, and then glare at me disdainfully when I tell you that yes, they did. They are steel bars shoved through my face, and they're also none of your business. Also please stop trying to ask me how hard I'm working, because yes, I am working, and no, I cannot hear you with my headphones on. That is why I wear them.

o.O

Anyway.

Failed to get a seat backing onto a wall today, so no porn has been done. Instead I took the opportunity to finish up a couple of pieces of concept art for isilrandir's novelling ventures. Explanations as to the character designs under the cut, should anyone be interested.

( A Korvol Avatar and a Janvese woman with her wife and her husband. Bow chicka.Collapse )

I need a burrito.

Good lord, I drew a lot of porn today.

I've been cranking it for Porn Battle over on DW today, and I managed to get four done!

One of them is a finished piece, two of them are sketchy as hell, and one of them is ~artsy.

And there is porn. A lot of porn.

( Marvel, Misty Knight and Collen Wing - Warnings: Girls kissing girly bits.Collapse )

( Marvel, Steve Rogers and Tony Stark - Warnings: Blowjob, very present megacock.Collapse )

( DC, Floyd Lawton and Thomas Blake - Warnings: BDSM (collar and leash), minor bloodCollapse )

( Marvel, Dark Avengers/Clint Barton - Warnings: This is the bad touch one. Blood, cuts, bruises, bondage, non-con, and tentacles. Lots of tentacles. IF BENDIS DIDN'T WANT THIS TO HAPPEN THEN WHY WAS CLINT NAKED FOR THIS WHOLE ISSUE?Collapse )

I bet this is an AWESOME welcome to all of the new people I met on the friending meme tonight. Hello, welcome to my journal, have an eyefull of cock!

Oh, and before I forget? MARY WROTE STEVE AND CLINT AND IT IS AMAZING AND I ALMOST DIED OF SHEER DELIGHT

Dooot doot doot.

So yesterday, I managed to slip on a patch of ice at the mall, and jarred both of my knees pretty badly. This wouldn't usually be much drama for a lot of people - it's winter, the ground is slippery, you fall down.

For me, it was a hysterical crying gasping not breathing flashbacking stomach churning almost vomiting even. They didn't dislocate, thank god, but it was bad enough to give me a few nightmares. So that was fun. We'll see what tonight brings.

In an effort to distract myself, I decided to make an introduction to all of the new people that have friended me!

So here we go. This is me! An introduction to Flatbear, aka Nicki, in comic form.

Huzzah!

( This is preeeeeetty long.Collapse )

Damn, is there a reason i haven't posted this here, yet?

Forgetfulness? Possibly.

Anyway, here is one of the pieces I am insanely proud of. It took a whole damn day, but it was worth it.

(Mary, whore, if you don't make a mix for this I will gut you. With a bumblebee.)

( Stained Glass Batwoman. Warning, this is a BIG picture, because I didn't have the heart to shrink it.Collapse )

Oooow. My perforated eardrum is giving me ten kinds of pain. TEN KINDS!

Today has been another mixed bag. Lappy gave me hell, but as soon as I got everything working and started drawing, I got a damn illustration job from one of the guys in the bookstore o.O

Win!

So that was awesome. And, to boot, I finally finished Picture Of A Thousand Details, which drove me to madness, and also cartoons.

So here you go, actual art!

( More concept art for Mary's writiiing, and then a bonus metal hand!Collapse )

Whoooo.

I need to get back to porn. Maybe some comics fanart, as my comics have been sorely neglected. Punisher/Daredevil and Steve Rogers/Hawkeye are on the horizon. Cos we can't call him Cap no more!